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() Florentino seemed to be completely speechless as if someone had choked his throat. Facing Li Cha's question, he didn't know whether to answer it, as if saying anything about refusing to buy advertising space now seemed like It was a kind of disrespect, and in the end he was forced by Li Cha to say: "Uh, it's all good, but I have to go back and discuss these matters with the Propaganda Department. I'm just the boss, and there are many things that need to be decided by the person in charge of the Propaganda Department. "

Li Cha nodded and said, "How about talking about Burleigh?"

Florentino finally smiled a little. In his opinion, this matter has finally got to the point. He is here for Burleigh, and the discussion with the Propaganda Department just now was just an excuse at best.

Richard continued: "Mr. Florentino, I know that you have made great achievements in European real estate. Why don't you use your insight to help me see the current Burleigh? Burleigh is engaged in unprecedented large-scale development. The whole 80.00% of the land in Burleigh is in my hands. I want to build Burleigh into the most luxurious city in England, even more luxurious than London, so that Burleigh will become a new landmark of England, just like Portugal Lisbon vs Porto, Milan vs Rome in Italy, Barcelona vs Real Madrid in Spain..."

Florentino's face darkened again, he didn't come here to engage in real estate business, and now that there is a financial crisis, this is definitely not the best time to invest! !

Wait, why did I follow Li Cha's words and buckle my thinking on the economy?Fortunately, I didn't say this, otherwise, I might have got a lot of words from Li Cha.

Li Cha saw that Florentino had stopped answering the conversation, and immediately said: "Oh, Mr. Florentino doesn't seem to be looking for me for business matters, so... please tell me your purpose."

call.

Florentino finally breathed a sigh of relief and said sternly: "Mr. Richard, as we all know, Real Madrid's presidential election is about to begin. I intend to take advantage of this time to become the chairman of Real Madrid again and lead Real Madrid back to glory. ..."

"I'm afraid it won't be easy, because there is still a team in Europe called Burleigh that is eager for glory." Richard interjected inappropriately.

This sentence seems unreasonable to Florentino, Burleigh?Can it be compared with Real Madrid?

"Mr. Richard, what you are talking about is the relationship between sports and competition. I am talking about the mood of a former Real Madrid chairman. Do you understand?" Florentino's subtext is, can you stop talking? ?But he can't say that, although asking for others will not make you humble, but you still have to have the respect you deserve.

Florentino glanced at Richard and said, "Mr. Richard must have heard about my policy of leading Real Madrid. I like to buy the most expensive football stars in the world. I always think that the most expensive is the best. The stars I bought can bring happiness to Real Madrid fans... Now, everyone thinks that the best players in the world are in Burleigh. If I want to beat Calderon to become the chairman of Real Madrid again, I will Use the stars who have rejected Real Madrid as a stimulant, and then buy the best players in the world one by one, so I plan to start with Vermaelen. Mr. Richard, are you willing to help me become the chairman of Real Madrid?"

Li Cha looked at Florentino very, very politely and said, "Well, Google bought 10% of AOL's shares for better cooperation between the two parties. I sold the stars to Bayern Munich, and they gave me the best at that time." The price, and the first refusal rights for Muller and Toni Kroos, I sold the stars to Barcelona, ​​I got Messi and Ronaldinho. Mr. Florentino, you told me that you are running for Real Madrid Chairman, you told me that you want to start with Vermaelen, you told me that you want my help, but I want to ask a question."

Fuluo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Please tell me."

"It-he-f-f-fuck-my business?"

boom!

These words hit Florentino's head like a thunderbolt, and even Charlotte who was outside the office could smell a burnt smell.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I used rude language. Mr. Florentino, I think it should be less rude than some people's despicable behavior? You know? Burleigh Club is signing new players with players this season. At the time of the contract, my transfer director told me that Vermaelen was not signed, and now you tell me that your plan is to start with Vermaelen. God, who is this kidding me? How dare you say that you and Vermaelen has no connection, I want to pull out my 8 inch Colt anaconda and make a blood hole in the top of your head right now! If the law allows me to kill you and give me a sentence, I hope I You can pull the trigger all the way to extend that time limit to 1 hour."

"Hahahahahahaha..." Florentino laughed. He was never afraid of rough opponents. He just had a headache for the kind of hands that were very calm and impeccable.

Florentino in history has never been caught off guard by Sir Alex Ferguson's statement that "even germs will not be sold to Real Madrid", nor has he even retreated from Galliani's policy on protecting Kaka. In the end, both Kaka and Ronaldo wore Real Madrid jerseys, and Bale, whom Tottenham defended to the death...

Florentino said: "If the Colt Anaconda with only six bullets can shoot continuously for an hour, I may not even have scum left."

"Mr. Li Cha, let's get down to business!"

"Businessmen, in business and business, the only thing that can't be negotiated is the price. Now, let's talk about the price. The problems that money can solve are not problems."

Richard suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "No, Mr. Florentino, it's not about money anymore, I'm very angry. I feel violated, like feeling a hand in my sleep I fumbled around in my bed, and when I woke up, I found that this hand belonged to a man. I wish I could chop off this hand immediately, you understand? It’s not that you can’t talk about business, but who do you represent? FIFA Both UEFA and UEFA stipulate that players can only be bought and sold between clubs. Legally, you can’t buy anyone now. Also, money is not the only important thing in this world. In fact, there are more important things than money, or Saying that I am not a qualified businessman at all, before I calm down, I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to continue this transaction, even if I want to sell Vermaelen, it is impossible, the transfer period has been closed!"

"Mr. Florentino, I advise you not to make any small moves. After you become the chairman of Real Madrid, we can continue to talk when I am happy. Now, I am very sorry..."

Charlotte stood at the door in a hurry and said, "Li Cha, something happened to Balotelli. The school asked Balotelli's guardian to rush to the school as quickly as possible."

Richard said to Florentino: "I'm very sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't send it. If Mr. Florentino is confident that Vermaelen can submit a transfer application for a great chairman like you , we will talk about it at that time, but I must remind you that even if Vermaelen does not sign a new contract, there are still five years left in the old contract, maybe you will get a free Vermaelen after five years, maybe, Five years later, Vermaelen has forgotten what football is, goodbye."

Li Cha walked out in a hurry, at this moment Florutino looked at his translator and asked, "What does this mean?"

The interpreter replied: "He means that if we continue to encourage players, he will directly destroy Vermaelen."

"Vermaelen can sell at least 5000 million. I just want to build a defense line of [-] million yuan at a sky-high price. Is he willing?"

The translator shrugged and said, "I heard that Richard invested nearly 1800 billion in Burleigh without blinking an eyelid. Burleigh's Champions League prize money last year reached [-] million." Tell Florentino from one aspect, this person is a super rich man who can be on the same level as you!

……

In Burleigh High School, there are three chairs opposite the desk in the principal's office, but there are six people in the room. Outside the principal, there are three students and two parents. The two parents naturally sit on the chairs, while the other chair is was vacant. < ren nursery school, that is Burleigh High School, he even agreed with Balotelli, who is eager to play, that as long as Balotelli does not have any problems and studies in Burleigh High School for a month, he can give Balotelli once Chance to play in the youth team, if Balotelli can complete half a semester of the last semester of high school, and can achieve a grade of C or above, whether it is B or A, Li Cha will give Balotelli a chance to play in a cup game, if He has completed all high school courses, and has not failed a subject, and has no bad records such as absenteeism, troubles, etc. Li Cha will give him three to five chances to play in the cup.

This is very tempting for Balotelli. He participated in Burleigh's training after school. After the training, he practiced with all the first-team players. While exchanging this cruel method for playing opportunities, all of Balotelli's funny spirit was completely drained, so Richard played four games quietly, proving how strong Burleigh is today with a record of [-]% victory. However, before it stopped for two days, Balotelli had another accident.

Balotelli is now 17 years old, and he is still a year away from being out of the guardian's control. Now, Richard is Balotelli's guardian in the UK, so this time he must personally act.

When, when, when.

When the door of the principal's office was knocked, Li Cha felt guilty for the first time. He finally understood the feelings of parents after their children got into trouble.

crunch...

After Li Cha heard these words, he opened the door and entered.

Richard, who can show off his power in front of Florentino, actually wants to appear in the principal's office with a smile on his face. According to the traditional concept in England, these old scholars don't care whether the child's guardian is a celebrity or the club chairman, unless he is a member of the Burleigh team. Fans, otherwise the sour aura of pride on his body will never be violated by anyone. If Balotelli still wants to stay in Burleigh High School, he must show enough sincerity from Richard.

"Okay, let's start." Seeing Li Cha coming in, the other two parents had obviously shocked expressions on their faces, and the principal adjusted his glasses as if he didn't see the famous big mouth in England.

Li Cha quietly took the vacant seat. Opposite him was a slightly fat female headmistress in professional attire and glasses, about 40 years old.

The female headmistress looked at Li Cha curiously and said, "Since Mr. Li Cha doesn't know much about the situation, I'll briefly tell you what happened."

"Before that, I have to say that Balotelli is very smart, so smart that people... don't know how to describe it. He can count the best student in the class after listening to a geometry class. It can be a difficult problem that cannot be calculated, or it can be just a momentary pleasure to fill in the word 'fuck' in the multiple-choice question box of the classroom exercise book with letters... But what I said today has nothing to do with all of this."

The headmistress lowered her glasses again, took another peek at Li Cha and said, "The three protagonists in this incident are Fiona, Balotelli and Tony. They are all classmates. Although Fiona has been They didn't admit it, but I think they are boyfriend and girlfriend, if Balotelli's hand is not on Fiona's ass now that he thinks we can't see it, maybe I won't doubt it."

When Li Cha turned his head, he saw Balotelli withdrawing his hand with a smirk on his face, and one of the parents stared back angrily.

"Balotelli and Fiona made a bet, something like 'It's impossible to pursue me unless Tony becomes gay', literally we can all see that Balotelli just started The pursuit of Fiona was rejected, the focus is on what happened next, Tony didn't know what went crazy, he started to pursue the handsome guy in the class crazily, and came out even more blatantly, Balotelli, now your guardian is here , can you tell me, what happened? How did you break-bend a normal male classmate?”<? "

Balotelli shook his head firmly and said, "No!!!!" As if he was the one who had been greatly wronged.

The parent sitting next to Li Cha asked very rudely: "Then can you tell me why my son went from being crazy about Beyoncé to being able to shoot-hand-gun- at Eminem's posters?" the point?"

Balotelli snickered at the side, and the very beautiful Caucasian girl Fiona also couldn't help showing a smile.

"say-it!"

Li Cha was almost driven crazy by Balotelli and yelled loudly.

Balotelli immediately restrained his smile under Richard's roar, and said very seriously: "This is what you want me to say, but I must first declare that this is definitely an academic discussion, not a prank!"

英格兰对xing教育十分重视，根据xing教育大纲的要求，5岁的孩子就要学习身体的各部位、人际关系和毒品的影响；7岁至11岁期间，学生们就要学习青chun期、婚姻、离婚、分居、同xing伴侣关系等、11至14岁时则需要学习xing行为、生育、避孕、怀孕、艾滋病、高危xing行为等。14至16岁则需学习xing行为的选择、情感健康、如何减小风险和伤害、家庭生活等内容。

David, spokesman for the education affairs of the British Freedom Party?Rouse said: "This amendment shows that Bowles has taken a 180-degree turn on the issue of sex education. The government has agreed to give parents the right to opt out of sex education when their children are 15 years old. Now this measure is more appropriate. Xing education is not good."

Uh...that is, in England, if there is no parental consent for the child to withdraw from sex education at the age of 15, this course will become the longest education course that follows the child to the position of leaving the guardian.However, Li Cha is so busy every day, how can he have time to help Balotelli quit this kind of course?As a result, Balotelli's strengths have been brought into play, and his strength has grown!

Balotelli looked at everyone present and said: "I remember one time when the teacher in the sex education class was teaching us something, I asked whether 'se-x' is the existing sex or the love first, or the two When there is no sequence, the teacher told me that 'heterosexual bodies will stimulate emotions, and sexual behaviors will be produced under the control of emotions', I disagree, and I asked 'what about homosexuality?' The teacher told me 'Same'. To be honest, I was very dissatisfied with the teacher's explanation, and I argued, 'Teacher, I think what you said is wrong. Men and women are different. Men are interested in 'pumping' and will cause natural erections. The teacher didn't quite believe it, so I decided to prove it to the teacher."

Tony's parents slapped their foreheads and said, "So Tony became a test subject, and by the way satisfies your pursuit of Fiona?"

"Correct answer!" Balotelli said without any shyness: "One time at Fiona's party, Tony smoked weed-hi-big, so I found a, uh...disc, and it turned out Proving my experiment was correct, he got an erection!"

"Fuck!!!"

Tony's parents stood up with a 'boo'.

Balotelli took a step back and said, "Of course, I haven't broken him this time. From then on, I always sneaked some macho magazines into his desk, but half a month later, he started to pursue him." ..."

"England is not a country where violence can be used casually..."

Before Balotelli said this, Li Cha grabbed Balotelli by the collar and said viciously: "You-he-mother-are really a genius!"

There are people in the room, except for Tony and Fiona, everyone seems to have three black lines hanging on the top of their heads! (To be continued.)