my name is ferguson

On August 2007, 8, the FA set the Community Shield to be held at Old Trafford. At the same time, Wembley Stadium also began a comprehensive renovation.

Once this news was announced, the whole of England became popular. For England fans, this is simply a festival, but for Scotland Yard, it is a day that must be fully concentrated.The popularity of the Ferguson derby is self-evident, not to mention that the red rebels, the life and death enemies of the Red Devils fans, are now standing in the Burleigh camp, which makes Scotland Yard even more headache.In the last derby match in the league, there had already been a stadium brawl. This time, if some strict security measures are not touched, the leader of Scotland Yard will probably be replaced.

"Everyone, I am now about 100 meters away from Old Trafford. Here we can clearly hear the fans who can't buy fans standing outside the stadium and singing the team song. Almost all the Red Devils fans are present today. The purpose is to let the Red Rebels know how strong their opponents are... In fact, I want to suggest that the Manchester United team hang a huge le around the stadium, so that fans who cannot enter the stadium can watch the live broadcast of the game through le, If this thing really happens, I am afraid that the cheers inside and outside the stadium will be able to overwhelm all Burleigh people..."

When the reporter was conducting an off-site interview outside Old Trafford, a group of Burleigh fans happened to pass by him. By chance, this sentence was heard by the Burleigh fans, so dozens of middle fingers appeared in the camera.

"Wow, maybe Burleigh fans don't like what I just said, but I'm a Manchester United fan." After the reporter finished speaking, he turned around and said, "Now. Let's go into the stadium and interview the upcoming The two head coaches attending the press conference." [

The camera rushed into Old Trafford bumping along with the reporters. Fortunately, they ran into Ferguson who had just come out of the dressing room at the door of their press conference.

The reporter rushed up in an instant, handed the microphone to Ferguson and said, "Mr. Ferguson, how did you feel when Burleigh transformed from a newly promoted horse into a rival for Manchester United's championship? After all, it is the team led by Mr. Richard. , the feeling in your heart must be very complicated, right? Are you worried that Manchester United's status as the Premier League supremacy will be shaken?"

Ferguson glanced at the reporter.He suddenly stopped and said, "Listen, Manchester United will always be the king of the Premier League. Dominating the Premier League is Manchester United's unchangeable mission. As for Burleigh you mentioned... I can only say that many teams have wanted to shake Manchester United over the past ten years. , first Manchester United challenged Liverpool, then Blackburn, Newcastle, Leeds. Chelsea, Manchester City, Burleigh... You will find that Manchester United's opponents have been changing, but Manchester United is still Manchester United."

The reporter said excitedly: "Mr. Ferguson, I just like your lack of modesty."

"I don't have humility in my dictionary. But I have to admit that the game will be very difficult, but I also say that the winner of the game will definitely be Manchester United."

At this time, Li Cha walked over from the direction of the locker room, and it happened that Ferguson didn't look back.Walked directly into the press conference site.

"Mr. Richard, just now Mr. Ferguson said that Manchester United will not be afraid of anyone's challenge. Then, will Burleigh attack Manchester United's championship this season?"

When the microphone was handed to Li Cha's mouth, Li Cha also stopped. He had to say something. Although what he said now would not affect the players, it would become the confidence of the fans: "Burley has always been a champion Going forward for the goal, League C, League One, British Championship, now it is the turn of the Premier League, I still have to say this. Burleigh is now only a Community Shield, a Premier League Championship trophy, a European Super Cup, and a Club World Cup If you can reach the Grand Slam of club results, I will never tolerate stopping my pace at this time, this is unacceptable."

"Please tell me about Manchester United..." The reporter couldn't wait to hear what contemptuous words Li Cha could say.

Li Cha looked at the camera lens, put the microphone on his mouth and said, "What I want to say is that there is only one champion, whether it is the Community Shield or the Premier League."

The reporter watched Li Cha leave, and he was blown to pieces by a tornado-like arrogance: "Everyone, if Mr. Jazz is naturally domineering because of his number of championships, then Li Cha Possess the inherent arrogance of the challenger. Mr. Ferguson is a colorful tiger, and Richard is a newborn calf. Now the colorful tiger is old, but the newborn calf is just mature. This fierce battle is bound to be very tragic. Let us enter the press conference site, See how the first shots of this war are fired."

Stepping into the press conference site, a dazzling array of reporters aimed at the rostrum with long guns and short cannons. On the rostrum, Ferguson took out his mobile phone, and deliberately buckled the phone over, revealing the trademark on the back of the phone .

Naturally, this small action could not be hidden from the media's thief-like eyes, and the flashlight was aimed at Mr. Ferguson's cell phone and flashed wildly.

Li Cha smiled. The mobile phone Ferguson used was a Blackberry phone. When the first batch of mobile phones were produced, Li Cha mailed them to Ferguson. Ferguson told Li Cha with this oath that he was very happy to have one in Li Cha’s heart. Location, a very important location.

As a result, Li Cha's sharp words became much softer, and Ferguson's sharp-edged character softened a little bit with chewing gum in his mouth. The tone of the interview at the door just now changed into a warm father and son. .

"Mr. Li Cha, may I ask who is the final winner of this game?" The Times reporter was the first to ask this question.

Li Cha took Ferguson's phone and said, "Give me the phone number, and I'll ask God for you."

boom!

There was bursts of laughter at the press conference, and even the reporter who asked the question laughed happily, and the old man couldn't keep his mouth shut. [

The Times reporter went on to ask: "So who do you think is the strongest man in the Manchester United squad?"

"Ferguson." Richard answered the question without hesitation, he did not say it was Cristiano Ronaldo.Didn't mention Rooney, Tevez, Ryan Giggs, Scholes and others all didn't mention it.Just saying the old Sir's name is obviously expressing his respect.

The Times reporter is obviously very satisfied with Li Cha's answer. Although this answer is not as lethal as Li Cha's previous answer to the question, it makes people very comfortable. It feels comfortable that Li Cha is still a person, not just Know the demon that seeks victory.

Ferguson looked at Li Cha with a soft light in his eyes. If only there was a head coach at the press conference to make the old man give up his strength.Then I'm afraid it's only Li Cha.

"Mr. Ferguson, in Mr. Richard's respectful words, do you feel a little bit of relief? Also, is Manchester United's goal this season still the league championship? Will they become unemployed in the game because the league is about to start?" Contribute?"

Ferguson pondered for a while and said: "Of course I will be gratified for Richard's change. Also, the second question you asked is an idiot. Manchester United has never aimed to compete for No.2 in the season. As for whether it will be for the league And stay strong. It depends on who the opponent is. If the opponent is just a rookie who has just been promoted, then maybe Manchester United will take some young players, but Manchester United will try their best to face Burleigh."

Ferguson stood up with a smile and said: "Gentlemen, come here. My players are still waiting for me."

Li Cha got up at the same time, and the two of them walked to the locker room thinking about it.

Ferguson looked at Li Cha and said, "I've been in the Premier League for so long, is there anything you want in particular, such as a certain player, such as a certain champion?" This was just an ordinary chat.The old man intends to understand Li Cha's state of mind.

Who would have thought that Li Cha would look forward full of fantasy and say, "I want to create a miracle."

"What miracle?" Ferguson asked.

Li Cha didn't answer, but shook his head and said, "After it's finished, you will know."

……

"Gentlemen and ladies, here is the scene of the Manchester Derby explained by Martin! Now Burleigh is working towards a championship that the club has never touched. Yes, it is the Community Shield Cup! The Community Shield Cup may not hold much weight in the hearts of other coaches It is heavy, but for Richard, this is a championship that must be won. If he does not win this championship, he will never be able to claim that he has won the Grand Slam in England, and he will not become the master of the Grand Slam. coach."

"What kind of starter will Li Cha use to motivate his players? Will the Burleigh players rush onto the field like wild wolves and show off all their talents? I'm sorry, I can't predict, but I have to say, this must be a very, very good-looking game, as long as there is Li Cha, the game will be more exciting!"

While Martin was chattering, his assistant sent him the list of both teams. At this moment, Martin changed the topic and said: "From the lineups of both sides, we can see that the two coaches are determined to win this game. Let me tell you what to do next." Let me introduce the playing lists of both sides: Burleigh, goalkeeper Adler, from left to right in the defense line are Baines, Vermaelen, Thiago Silva, Alves; It is Yaya Toure, De Jong; attacking midfielder Sneijder; left winger Frank Ribery; right winger Messi; Starting from the left and right sides, Burleigh put all the technical elements of his team into this game. Did Richard want his team to put on an extraordinary performance at Old Trafford? Is it? I am looking forward to it!!!”

"Manchester United did not show any weakness. Goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar and defense from left to right were Evra, Vidic, Rio Ferdinand and Brown; the midfielders stood in parallel, and from left to right were Giger Scholes, Hargreaves, Cristiano Ronaldo; Rooney and Carlos Tevez are the strikers. Manchester United captain Gary Neville's injury has made the right wing a bit untrustworthy. Whether Brown can withstand the test of Ribery is still unknown, but such an all-main lineup can make me feel a special taste. The old man seems to be planning to use a victory to tell Richard that it is not enough in England. The moment when he can call the shots. Very exciting voice-over, of course, I'm not talking about my commentary, but the meaning in the lineup of both sides."

Martin was silent for about half a minute and continued: "I found a very interesting phenomenon in the lineups of both sides. I don't know if you have noticed it? In the first half of the 06-07 season, Burleigh's most popular winger, Messi, was once popular in England. , he was Burleigh's most attractive landscape in Burleigh's lineup last season. His small step and high-speed change of direction is simply an art. This is no exaggeration! But after Messi was injured? The second half of 06-07 The most popular right winger in England this season is Cristiano Ronaldo. He is the midfielder with the most goals in England throughout the season. At the same time, he is also the player who is second only to Drogba in the golden boot and McCarthy in the silver boot! Drogba played Scored 20 goals, McCarthy scored 18 goals, but both of them were forwards, while Cristiano Ronaldo scored 17 goals as a midfielder, which is more than scored With 11 goals, Lampard scored a full 6 more goals... I can only say that this statistic is terrifying!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo is a talented player purchased from Sporting Lisbon by Sir Alex Ferguson at all costs. He has put in countless efforts over the years; Kicking his own scandal in exchange for Messi's father being released from prison... Which of them is stronger? The geniuses cultivated by Burleigh and Manchester United, who is the future of the Premier League? I think this will be the biggest Community Shield Cup Aspect!"

"Now that the players from both sides are on the field, we can see their desire for victory from the eyes of the players on both sides. The Burleigh players even came out with a smell of blood, shaking their arms and shaking their upper bodies. Obviously, just judging from the appearance posture, Burleigh’s performance in this game is more confident. The two sides filmed the whole family on the sidelines, and the captains of both sides went to guess coins... Dear audience, the game officially started after the referee’s whistle. In other words, the Premier League officially kicks off today!!!”

Li Cha stood on the sidelines and watched Van Persie hand the ball to Sneijder. After Sneijder responded, Burleigh's entire formation stretched out. At that moment, he almost scanned the audience with a wolf-like gaze!

"Oh, I like Li Cha's domineering eyes so much. This kind of gaze makes me a little bit excited... Uh, I just logged on to Burleigh's official website and found that the season goals released by Burleigh's official website are very It’s not clear, it doesn’t specify which indicator to capture, only one of the four words is revealed, and the rest are hidden and replaced with *, the revealed word is to, which is very puzzling..."( To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to read.)[

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