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Today's advertising industry in the United States is declining very fast. Even if every advertising company is full of phone calls and emails, it seems to be booming, but in fact it is not as optimistic as it seems.

The bs advertising department is about to blow up, and the phone will ring again almost the moment it hangs up. The bs, which usually has the advertising company begging them to advertise, is now reversed, and all the advertising salesmen are begging the advertising company... …

"Hey, I'm McGee, does your advertising company have any ads you want? I can help you contact the most popular time slots, and the price is definitely much cheaper than usual... What? Big companies are starting to charge back orders? Okay, okay Right..." The moment the bs advertising salesman hung up the phone, the phone rang again, and he quickly picked up the phone and said, "Hello, bs advertising department... Hello, Mr. Thomson, of course I remember you , your ad at [-] o'clock is playing normally, and we even cycled the ad time for you because you are a regular customer... No, how can bs have an ad space, it is impossible for bs to have no ad to play... what ? After the contract period, you will not renew the contract? Mr. Thomson, we can give you a bigger discount, a longer period..."

"sht!" It was obvious that the other party had hung up the phone when McGee scolded this sentence, which was very impolite.

McGee sighed, and his whole body was sluggish. When the whole of the United States was in panic, bs still did not lay off any employees in the advertising department under such a harsh environment. Let them generate profits for companies when all of America is in peril.Even if the profit is not much, even if it is a drop in the bucket.Also better than nothing.But now?There is lamentation from top to bottom in the company now, and almost every phone call will bring a disappointing ending...[

beep!

McGee's phone rang again, he couldn't count how many times it was, but he was sure that this must be the call to tell bs that after the contract expires, the advertisement will not renew the contract, after all, everyone is now dangerous.

"Hi, hello." McGee kept a minimum of politeness.But the voice is a little muffled.

The other end of the phone was a little unhappy, but he didn't get angry and said: "I'm here to discuss the advertising business, does bs still have prime time advertising space?"

"Okay sir, please leave your product name, advertising serial number, and after the contract expires, our company's business personnel will not harass you... um... what did you say? sr!"

McGee froze.He thought he was here to tell them not to renew the contract, otherwise the salesman on the other side would immediately follow after the contract expired here. This group of people is not shameless, but must treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Don't want to add an income to your family during this stressful time?Some female salesmen have already sacrificed their hues!

"Can you change me to a salesman with easy-to-use ears?"

Listen to the other person's anger.Maggie immediately changed into a tone that was so easy to his own father: "Hi, I am Maggie, a bs advertising salesman, what can I do for you? That guy has been driven away by me just now, it's too bad How can you treat a customer like this? Don't worry, I will complain to him on your behalf in a while!"

McGee made his voice as thick as possible.Hope that the other party will not hear it.

"Very good..." When the other party said these words, McGee took a deep breath for an instant, as if the savior had come, and he no longer had to worry about it.

"Sir, what time slot do you need for advertising space?"

"What? Prime time period? Do you plan to let your company's advertisement appear a single time, or is it a sponsorship advertisement for a certain program to become the flagship program?"

"What!!! You actually want to buy all the advertising space during the prime time period? That is to say, from 19:00 to 22:00 in the evening? Sir, are you sure! I promise to give you a discount!!"

"Okay sir, please wait a moment, I will contact our supervisor immediately... No, the general manager!!!"

McGee suspected that he had heard it wrong, but looking at the microphone in his hand, he immediately understood that this was not a hallucination.

Whoosh!

McGee rushed towards the manager's office almost without stopping for a moment, opened the door of the general manager's room without apologizing for his reasons, but said with disbelief: "Boss, if I put the bs prime time All the advertisements of the company have been sold, how much reward will you give me? The other party said that it can last for at least one month, that is to say, this single business will exceed 5 million in a minute! And the other party does not need us to shoot commercials, they will shoot well Sent the commercials!!!”

The general manager was stunned, and looked at McGee for a full minute, then stretched out a finger and pointed continuously: "Immediately see a psychiatrist after get off work, otherwise I won't be allowed to go to work tomorrow!"

Laughter immediately erupted in the office area. Is there anyone else who can sell all the golden advertising spaces during this time period besides God? [

"Uh, Mr. General Manager, if you don't believe me, why don't you answer that call yourself? It takes less than 30 seconds to walk from here to my desk. If you waste this opportunity, you will lose [-] million!"

bump!

The general manager didn't have to think about this problem at all, knocked down the chair, stood up, walked to McGee's desk, picked up the phone and said, "Sr, I'm the general manager of the advertising department, what can I do?" Is there anything I can do for you?"

Immediately afterwards, the general manager's face gradually changed from panic to a smile, and then from a smile to a big mouth, and finally wished he could do his best to promise: "Don't worry, I'm sitting in the prime time of bs All the advertising space is reserved for BlackBerry, and BlackBerry will be given the biggest discount in terms of price, don't worry!"

……

Jobs was very annoying, very annoying, holding a bottle of fine tequila in his mansion and blowing directly on the bottle.

Jobs is not tall, rich and handsome, he is a typical example of growing up to be rich and handsome step by step. He has almost the same personality as Mourinho.Suspicious, conspiracy theory, stubborn, unyielding, likes to watch people on stilts.Find a feeling of looking down on all living beings for yourself.

But in the past week, he has lost his sense of superiority. Since the failure of the negotiation with Richard last time, he has become depressed because he feels that he is being suppressed by others. Very bad, just like a trapped animal!

Jobs was sitting in front of the sofa in the living room, holding the remote control and pressing randomly. He didn't know what he wanted to watch.I just want to keep the house from being so quiet...

Suddenly, he was stunned when the bs advertisement appeared, he saw his own phone!

The commercial is like this. Angelina Jolie and a handsome model are sunbathing on the beach. They should be playing a couple. Suddenly, an alien meteorite lands and lands on the beach with a thunderous force.At that time, Skyrim's popular tailfire was still alive, and the beach was already shaking.boom!After a loud noise, a mobile phone appeared on the beach, and the huge mobile phone shrank little by little, until it finally shrunk to the size of a normal mobile phone.Angelina, the main force who fell to the ground in the violent shaking of the beach, got up, and she walked over without a little panic. After holding the mobile phone, she began to fiddle with it. The function introduction of Li Duo.Finally, when the handsome model got up, Angelina Jolie waved her hand handsomely and said, "There is it. I don't need you anymore."

This is a very vulgar advertisement, but this is not the point. The point is that this vulgar advertisement actually uses the shape and function of the phone... Who leaked this?How does BlackBerry know so much?This is Apple's core secret, and it is impossible for anyone except the people in the research room to know!

Damn!

He did not apply for a patent for the phone function, and now his biggest advantage has disappeared!

Just in a daze, Jobs actually saw the vulgar advertisement just played again. Could it be that he has time-traveled?Otherwise, why would you see this ad playing continuously?

Jobs changed the channel, only to find that the same type of advertisement was being played on another TV channel.

This time Jobs must pay attention to it, he immediately got up and rushed to the study, walked to his desk and sat down, immediately turned on the computer and directly logged into the official website of fb... I don’t know, I was shocked when I saw it!

FB's official website is full of promotional activities for this phone, such as recharge lottery to win the latest mobile phone, what I have to tell the story of my mobile phone and essay to win the latest mobile phone, in short, all kinds of things that can entice people to buy mobile phones The method BlackBerry even thought of, the most important thing is that the name of this phone is not called phone, but BlackBerry phone!

Could it be that his hard work was stolen like this?Could it be that his dynasty just collapsed like this?

No, it must not be ruined by this. Jobs never gave in, and this time will be the same!

I still have an os system in my hand, which the jv system will never be able to catch up with, because os is the most advanced system in the world.

Anyone will feel that their child is unique, and Jobs is no exception. The OS system has become his life-saving straw, the last straw. [

beep

At this moment, Jobs' phone rang. When Jobs saw that the phone number was identified as England, he hesitated for a moment, and then quickly connected: "Hello!"

Jobs was very anxious. He clearly knew who the caller was from, but he pretended to be calm and asked, "You, who are you?"

"How long can you hold on?" Li Cha's steady devil-like voice appeared: "Sky TV in England, Channel [-] and Channel [-] in Italy, BS in the United States, and Royal TV in Spain are all broadcasting now. The same ad, Blackberry phone. Google, FB, and even several big websites in Asia have been bought out by me, tell me, how long can you stand up?"

Jobs is like a lightning strike, the sensational effect caused by so many advertising spaces is conceivable, even if it is a very worthless thing under the bombardment of so many advertising spaces, some people will spend a lot of money to buy it and try it out, until they find out Only when you are fooled will you refuse to buy, even if so many advertising spaces promote only one orange.

"Such a lot of advertising space will cost a lot of money, right?" Jobs was indeed a genius. He first thought of the intensity of the BlackBerry attack, and then immediately thought of whether his opponent could persist!

If they can't hold on, the money will be lost.

"10 billion, one month."

Jobs was stunned when he heard the other party's calm words. He didn't expect that the number of 10 billion could be said so easily by Li Cha.

"Then how long can you stick to this sentence? I should ask you, Mr. Richard from England? After all, according to the media, you only have 30 billion assets."

"Yes, this means that I can last for at least three months. After three months, if the global sales volume reaches 10 billion, then I can last for four months. Mr. Jobs, have you ever thought that this financial turmoil will Will it end in four months? It's impossible! Can your Apple company change the face of the phone in four months, from appearance design to performance to adaptability to use? Impossible! OS is Like an engine, all you have is an engine. If you want to produce a car with a satisfactory assembly line, satisfactory interior space, and satisfactory driving comfort within four months, that is impossible. !!!”

After Li Cha said three impossibilities in a row, the phone calls of both sides fell silent, because no one knew what the next move would be.

"What do you want?" Jobs said after being dull for a long time.

Li Cha smiled and said: "Sell me the os system together with the phone plan, I will leave you 20% of the shares, give you wide power, let you continue to manage this plan, I will hide behind the scenes, and return all your aura Here you are, and BlackBerry can also be incorporated into this project. Listen, I’m not talking about your project being merged into BlackBerry, but BlackBerry’s joint development with you, using BlackBerry’s old user resources, using my advertising Channel, with your talent, we can create the most popular electronic product in the world!!"

"I promise, 20% of the shares can make you earn an unbelievable astronomical figure, and your account can continue to rise every day in this world of financial crisis. All of this is still you, and you are still the master."

"Why don't I do it myself?" Jobs said suspiciously while holding the phone.

"Because you can't fight me! If the current US dollar market continues to fluctuate for four months, I guarantee that your Apple company will need to lay off workers again. What do you have by then? A group of comrades who don't trust you, one you dare not sell Plan, as soon as your plan comes out, you will be sued by BlackBerry for copyright infringement immediately. Is there anything more tragic than this in the world when you get caught up in the financial crisis?" Richard continued: "Jobs, you have been You are all moving forward in the wind and rain, and now I have given you an umbrella so that you will not be exposed to the wind and rain, is there anything unacceptable?"

"But you took 80% of my fruits!"

Li Cha smiled: "Hehehe, it's buying, not taking! I bid 21 billion to buy the entire plan and the follow-up and peripheral products of the plan. I don't want your laptop market, I only want the mobile phone market, and after you prepare the mobile phone market out of...the tablet market!"

When Richard said this sentence, Jobs felt like a transparent person! ! ! !

The tablet market is just a plan now, it is just a plan, and this is actually known by Li Cha! ! ! ! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)

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