my name is ferguson

On April 2007, 4, Old Trafford ushered in the peak match of the season, the semi-finals of the European Champions Cup. However, the host of this game was not Manchester United, but Burleigh, who was on loan at Old Trafford. !

Originally, Burleigh's first round of semi-finals should go to Anfield, but UEFA has changed the order of home and away games considering that Burleigh and Manchester United share the same home court. There was a conflict with Burleigh in the second round, so Burleigh played first and then away in the semi-finals of the Champions League.

A few days before the start of the game, the media thoroughly analyzed the advantages and disadvantages of the two teams to heat up the atmosphere of the game: First, there was a huge conflict in Burleigh’s dressing room, and this season even the top four in the Premier League standings are not Liverpool, who failed to squeeze in, are united. If they fail to win the European Champions Cup, they will be completely trampled by the newly promoted team, especially if this is Burleigh led by Ferguson's son!Therefore, from the point of view of winning, Liverpool is more urgent than Burleigh; secondly, from the analysis of the overall lineup, Van Persie has never been able to become a top striker in the Premier League, while Torres is the golden boy of Atletico Madrid, and he has joined Liverpool for half a season. Scoring 10 goals, there is no problem of not adapting to the Premier League at all. The comparison of strikers alone makes Burleigh feel ashamed; finally, the head coach honor, the most important trophy that Richard has is the UEFA Cup. Even though Benitez won the Champions League at night, although Benitez has not won the Premier League, he has won the domestic cup in England!No matter which aspect of this game is compared, Burleigh has already lost.

Liverpool fans, especially the national media, have helped the Red Army enter Old Trafford the moment they verbally won Burleigh. This land of war has seen the glory and humiliation of the Red Army. They and the Red Devils fans are England. This directly caused the Red Army fans to start shouting wildly after entering the stadium, and their tone was not weaker than that at home.The same is true for Burleigh Red Rebels fans.Not to mention that they have given Burleigh their love a long time ago, even if they haven't given it, they will die to the few Red Army fans. This is England's football culture, and this is England.

"Death to the Scots!!!" The Red Army took the lead in shouting their slogan, which directly wrapped up the old Sir and Richard.

The Burleigh fans who heard this sentence all laughed.Under the leadership of Kewell, everyone shouted: "Shankly and Dalglish will feel humiliated for having coached Liverpool!!!"

Shankly and Dalglish are both Scots, but these two are the pride of Liverpool!

This sentence directly choked the Liverpool fans speechless, and they could only change their slogan under the leadership of the fan leaders: "Go to the Scots in Manchester!!!!!!"

"Go back to your factory, you guy covered in greasy mud!!!" Liverpool is a heavy industrial area, and Kewell thinks it is most appropriate to humiliate Liverpool fans with greasy body.

What?The insults from the Liverpool fans and the shouts from the Burleigh fans involved racism?

I'm sorry, this is the English stadium, not the street. If the current players are not getting more and more vulnerable, this kind of 'racial discrimination' is actually a normal scene that is happening every day in the English stadium!

Keane was once called an 'Irish bastard' by Arsenal fans, and Vieira was affectionately called a 'chimpanzee' by Red Devils fans.These are obviously 'racist' terms that have never disappeared on the pitch. This is one of the reasons why many Brazilian players are reluctant to come to England. Ten years ago, England fans used to be Brazilians as 'promiscuous-sexual- ' and 'National Gay' as Bailey reveals he gave a man his first...

This is England, they will use their all to love their stars, but the stars who face the deadly enemy never know what it means to speak unscrupulously.

England is realistic.The reality is that Li Cha saw faces and faces that he would never normally see at the press conference.

Inside the Old Trafford press conference, reporters were still crowded.This time it was Benitez who was favored.

"Mr. Benitez, may I ask what kind of action you will use to celebrate after defeating Burleigh? After all, you have never made a Mourinho-style wild celebration on the field." The reporter of the Sun newspaper hated. After a glance, Li Cha turned his head to look at Benitez.

Benitez said with a blank face: "I am a head coach who is not very good at celebrating in the coaching area, but I will still do it simply by waving my fist to vent the pressure in my heart. I think winning the game and then going crazy in front of the opponent Showing off is a very impolite behavior..." Speaking of this, he glanced at the head coach who celebrated the most and the most passionate way in the coaching circle of England, and then he did not continue, expressing his admiration for 'Li Observation' perceptions of coaches in this category.

The media laughed.They came here to punish Li Cha. Li Cha caused the sales of half of the newspapers to plummet. It would be strange if they didn't collectively vent their anger.

"Mr. Benitez, may I ask if you have specially set up some methods to restrain Burleigh in terms of tactics, so that Burleigh cannot play at Old Trafford?" The reporter of the Daily Mail also gave Richard a look. asked afterwards.

Benitez glanced at Li Cha again.He knew that Li Cha had offended this group of media too much, so the media had already stopped interviewing him: "It's hard to reveal the tactical layout, but we must say that we have prepared for Burleigh's two wings, whether it is Neither Quaresma nor Nasri will have any effect."

This is a bit crazy, it is tantamount to saying that the two wings of Burleigh deterring the Premier League are deaf ears in front of Liverpool!

Hearing this, Li Cha was laughing, not a mocking laugh, but a tricky laugh, because at this moment, he was holding a mobile phone... Keen's number had been dialed on the mobile phone, and the call timer reached 8 In other words, Li Cha has basically been on his phone since the beginning of the interview!

The Mirror reporter got up again and asked: "Mr. Benitez, if Manchester United wins, then England will get the highest honor in the history of the Champions League. Are you in the winner's position among your coaches?"

"Uh..." Benitez froze for a moment. He dared to say anything to Richard, but he pointed at Old Ferguson.He must be cautious. Although the old man's relationship with the media is not very good, the identity of the Scottish red nose is there, and you can't disrespect it.

"I must say that the final is very difficult for every team. It involves psychological pressure, tactical arrangements, player status and many other factors. Manchester United is a team that won the Champions League in 99 The team, Liverpool only became Champions League champions in 2005, I am not as good as Ferguson in terms of experience in the Champions League, but I can't guess how the result will be now."

Li Cha was directly ignored by them, as if this match was just a formality!

At this time, The Times couldn’t stand it anymore. Li Cha and other media were the ones who benefited the most from their quarrel. A lot of Burleigh news was published in newspapers by The Times and Burleigh’s local media in an exclusive manner.This allowed The Times to quickly occupy the market in England, where the competition in the media industry is extremely small with a small population, and they must help Richard from any angle.

The Times reporter stood up: "Mr. Richard, I heard that those who insult Burleigh will not end well, do you?" The Times reporter could no longer see the media bullying people like this. Li Cha bullies others, as long as Li Cha is bullied a little bit, he will start to overflow with sympathy.

"Hehehe..." Li Cha smiled very honestly. The word simple and honest is obviously nondescript when used on Li Cha, but his smile can only be described by this word: "In the far east. Seeing something Sometimes, the phrase 'washing eyes' will be used to describe it. For example, seeing a couple is..." Li Cha glanced at Benitez, and then at the reporter: "But, I want to use this phrase in today's During the game, everyone present, one counts as one, after the game is over. I will not prepare a basin of clean water for you, so that you can wash your dirty eyes after the game."

Snapped!

After Li Cha finished speaking, he slapped the table hard, then got up, and walked out of the press conference angrily.

He left early again, but this time.He had planned it beforehand.

In Burleigh's locker room, all the players were surrounding Keane's phone, and every sound on the phone made the eyes of these young fighters bloodshot!

When had Burleigh been looked down upon so much?When did the big nurse who has always protected the players suffer such a big loss at the press conference?

Diarra stood up, looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, the boss always vents his anger on us, this time, we will vent our anger on the boss!"

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After 5 minutes, Li Cha walked from the press conference to the locker room. He didn't know what happened in the locker room for 5 minutes, because the phone was hung up by Keen before Diarra could speak. When Li Cha walked into In the locker room, Burleigh's little monkeys sat there very normally, as if nothing had happened.

Li Cha didn't ask, but simply arranged the tactics: "Tactics, I have already said, whether it is Hypia or Carragher, their turns are very problematic. In this game, we will try our best to play the ball behind us. The cross from the two wings should also be placed at the feet of Van Persie, we can't hit high altitude, and Hyypia's height can dominate the whole of Europe."

"Merdesack, Cavani, come out for a while, the rest, rest."

Li Cha didn't mobilize, because there was no need to mobilize at all.

Outside the locker room, Richard looked at Cavani and said, "Edinson, I ask you to do something...and then Merdesack cooperates..."

After listening to Richard's one-minute tactical arrangement, Cavani was stunned: "Boss, can this work?"

Merdesack said in surprise, "I've never done this before!"

Li Cha said with a sinister smile, "That's the point!"

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On the court, Kewell shouted happily: "Welcome everyone to Old Trafford. This is the place where Liverpool people throw their corpses. The owner here once used a bold statement to wipe out the arrogance of Liverpool's attack, and even since then Liverpool Never won the league title, he said 'I-he-f-fuck-kick Liverpool off the throne!' As Sir Alex's son, our chairman, our manager Mr Richard would naturally Be the first to extinguish the flames of Liverpool's rebirth! Shout out to me, guys, for Liverpool to die at Old Trafford!!!"

The Old Trafford stadium actually showed the style of the Theater of Dreams without the Red Devils fans showing up. The roars, the team songs sung again and again, the crazy strong man raised the wine bottle and raised his middle finger There was endless yelling at Liverpool fans.

This kind of scene makes anyone's blood boil.Anyone should feel the surging fighting spirit! !

"The players from both sides have played. Let me introduce the same Liverpool lineup first. The Liverpool goalkeeper is the damn Reina; the defense line is from left to right, Riise, Carragher, Hyypia, Finnan; the double midfielder is Aaron Sol and Sissoko; midfielder Gerrard; the wings are Bellamy and Dirk, but they stand closer to the penalty area and look more like a striker; the striker. Torres alone." After introducing this, Will continued: "Although the Liverpool people are hateful, their lineup is still very luxurious. This kind of giants with top Premier League players in every position appears in front of us as a rich man, and we are Ragged beggar!"

Old Kewell's metaphor can be described as a good image of himself. In the Burleigh team, only Sneijder joined Burleigh with his eyes on the worth of the top players. The rest of them joined Burleigh with extremely low worth.Of course, if Burleigh floods players into the transfer market in large numbers now.Some of these people might actually be able to sell for sky-high prices, but Li Cha would definitely not do that.From this point of view, whether it is Bellamy, who joined Liverpool for 1000 million, or Torres, who joined as the winter standard king, they all look rich and handsome, while Burleigh is very much like **-Si.

"Next, I announce Burleigh's line-up, the goalkeeper is Adler; the defense line from left to right is Baines, Merdesacker, Vermaelen, Alves; midfielder Yaya Toure, La Diarra; attacking midfielder, Sneijder; wing... Quaresma, Cavani! Striker, Van Persie." After the old Kewell finished reading, he was stunned for a moment.He muttered to himself: "Cavani? Is this list wrong? Nasri scored a goal in the last league match against Liverpool. Why did Cavani play?" He didn't understand.But I can only continue to say: "Couldn't this be the hole Richard dug for Liverpool?"

There was a burst of laughter from the pitch. Kewell Sr. was talking to himself, but he didn't turn off the PA system. As a result, all the Burleigh fans heard this sentence.

After the players from both sides came out, Diarra and Gerrard, who were wearing the captain's armband, began to guess coins in front of the referee, and Burleigh got the player.Gerrard insisted on exchanging venues with Burleigh, who had already stood up, as if he was looking for trouble.

Li Cha smiled even more happily. It seemed that Benitez attached great importance to his slander against Valencia. Even if the stadium was not flooded with water, he still resolutely let the team exchange positions with Burleigh.

After repositioning, the game officially started with the referee's whistle...

beep!

Burleigh players launched an onslaught just after the start of the game, and Van Persie passed the ball to Sneijder in the middle circle.Sneijder did not return a pass, but directly chose to cross to Cavani's feet. Cavani forced Bellamy, who rushed over, into Liverpool's half.

The battle had already begun, and the court was full of excitement. Before Cavani rushed to the edge of the penalty area, Riise sent the ball out of the court with a flying shovel as soon as he accelerated to run.This is a very high-quality tackle, not only did not touch Cavani, even Bellamy, who has been pulling with Cavani, has not been touched.Riise's tackles are a bit different from ordinary people. Other full-backs wait for the player to catch up with the ball to tackle the ball, and even bring the ball down. Riise chose to walk Cavani out in this game. The goal of doing this is obviously to fear that Burleigh will let himself get a yellow card prematurely under the advantage of home court.

Alves came over for a throw-in. Cavani, who was a little depressed just now, got the ball and rushed towards Riise angrily. Speeding up and running past Riise, he wanted to eat Riise raw.

Riise is very mature now, and he is no longer the boy of the past. He once scored 04 goals in the 05-6 season. How can such a full-back be afraid of Cavani's raw food?

Riise, who rushed up along the running line of Cavani, began to approach quickly before the opponent had controlled the ball. He did not slow down, and planned to use a collision to prevent Cavani's cross or inside after catching up with Cavani. Cut, at this moment Cavani caught up with the football. He raised his left foot and stepped on the field, then swung back, and the whole person turned around immediately!

Such a strong body actually made such a beautiful move on the right side, Riise could only let his inertia rush past Cavani, if he chooses to foul now, it would be a foul from behind, and giving him a red card would be a mistake light.

Taking advantage of Riise rushing through the gap, Cavani quickly kicked the ball from the wing!

bump!

The football was provoked by Cavani, and it landed quickly after passing over the heads of most people in the penalty area with an arched arc, where Van Persie happened to be standing.

Van Persie was leaning against Carragher. He had no confidence in the ball, because Hyypia was about a meter in front of him. This guy with thighs longer than Messi's body could poke the ball just by stretching out his feet. Reina, the only thing we can look forward to now is an own goal.

Hyypia took his position, and he was waiting for the football to land in mid-air, at this very moment!

"Merdesacker rushed into the penalty area, and he jumped to the top in front of Hyypia!!!!" (To be continued...)

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