my name is ferguson

In the No.17 round of the Premier League, a derby that England has paid close attention to across the country kicked off at Old Trafford!

Before this game, Sky Sports even produced a set of feature films for this game. This set of feature films is full of Richard and Sir Alex. Sitting on the coach's bench with an attitude like a conspiratorial smile, they poked their heads in a similar way and kept arguing with the opposing coach through the fourth official!

Afterwards, the screen began to flicker continuously, and the figures of Li Cha and the old man appeared one after another. When the screen flickered faster and faster, the pictures of the two occupied the two sides of the screen respectively, and rows of text appeared with the sound of keyboard tapping... …

Who will win the first Premier League derby between the two Fergusons?

Who will shine at Old Trafford as the home of both sides?

Is Mr. Jazz, who was once famous for his hair dryer in England, playing a trick, or has he always been the media darling and Big Nurse announces his rise? ? ! !

Please!

wait and see...

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This set of promotional videos was made extremely dazzling, and even frequently inserted the stars of the two sides for constant comparison.When the screens dimmed again, Sky Sports had begun broadcasting images of fans waving flags on the pitch.

The red and white flags were constantly fluttering on the field. The Red Rebels and Red Devils fans yelled across the entire stadium as if they were born with hatred. Kean Hei and Roy fans had a fierce debate at Old Trafford. Cha's fan group even started to gear up early, using the team songs of both sides to compete non-stop.

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According to the pre-match statistics of Sky Sports, the fans who watched the game through live TV broke the historical record.

Prison Break has set a ratings of 1% in 100 minute, and a football match broke this mythical ratings in England, that is to say, as long as people watch Sky Sports in the current time period.Everyone is watching the game.

"Everyone, I'm Martin. Before I start my opening remarks, I'd like to introduce you to the hot situation in the stadium. There have been four clashes between the famous Red Rebels fans and the die-hard Red Devils fans at Old Trafford. Fortunately, this game started. The Manchester police dispatched a large number of police forces before, otherwise these four clashes would probably lead to bloodshed. In addition, the huge poster carefully made by Burleigh fans for head coach Richard actually "collided with Manchester United". Manchester United fans took out at the same time After watching Sir Alex Ferguson's huge poster, the fans of both sides are fighting against each other's head coaches besides their fighting spirit..."

"This must be a good game, even if the field is very dull, it will not make this game lose its interest... Oh! God, I actually saw a female fan wearing a Burleigh jersey grab a body The female fan wearing a Manchester United jersey slapped fiercely. It should be the junction of the Red Devils fans and the Red Devils fans. Even though there were nearly 260 police officers standing there, they couldn't stop the Red Devils fan from rushing to the area where the Red Devils fans were. Go to the demonstration. The Red Rebels fans seemed to feel the strong provocation. They rushed up and grabbed each other's hair and grabbed it hard, and then began to slap... Sorry. I forgot to introduce, Red Rebels female fans The weight reached almost [-] lbs, and the standard model body of the Red Witch fans... God, why the **** police stopped them, I want to protest! Don't you see that the male fans of both sides have not clashed because of this What? Why not keep the fun going!!!"

The atmosphere in the stadium is getting hotter and hotter, as if the whole world is burning, and almost every fan has steaming flames on his body.

"Okay everyone, let me introduce today's two partners to you. Sitting on my left is Manchester United commentator Kevin. Kevin graduated from a professional school. He studied broadcasting in college and worked as a host at BBC It was not until after retirement that I accepted Manchester United's re-employment as a commentator at Old Trafford, hello Kevin."

"Hi everyone." Kevin was fair and clean, wearing a neat suit, and looked like a member of the upper class.

"The other is Kewell, a famous amateur commentator at the former Gigg Lane Stadium. Kewell has been commenting on Burleigh games for decades. But he is only responsible for on-site commentary. Mr. Cowell, this should be The first time you've recorded a pre-match commentary live on TV in the commentary room at Old Trafford?"

"Yes, I gave my first one to Sky Sports, if I don't get the red envelope after the game. Martin, I guarantee you are in trouble." Kewell was wearing a denim suit, oversized denim The 300-pound body doesn't look like a person of the same level as the suit and leather shoes in the commentary room.

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At the pre-match press conference at Old Trafford, two home coaches came here today. When Ferguson and Richard walked into the dressing room respectively, the reporters felt as if they had been beaten to death.These two men can be said to be the most popular topic figures in England. There was Mourinho before. Now that the "most special one" is gone, the three kingdoms between the lips and teeth have instantly become a duo. Ferguson and his son Not only is the ability to win the championship not small, even the war of words is scolded all over the Premier League invincible!

Now that the two of you are appearing together, how could the media not look forward to it?

"Mr. Richard, it's the first time that San Siro and Meazza are as grand as San Siro and San Siro at Old Trafford. May I ask how much pressure you have in front of thousands of fans?" After the press officer finished his speech, the reporters Questions started right away.

Li Cha glanced at Ferguson and said, "Big!" He was telling the truth. The last time he was able to win against Manchester United was because Sir Alex didn't play in the main midfield.This time is different. Burleigh has completed the hardware construction after several years of careful training and lineup rectification by Li Cha, but Manchester United is changing the dynasty and changing blood. If they lose this time, Li Cha can only say that he is not as good as others: " I'm like a recruit who's just been made a general and meets Churchill... well, it's always hard to deal with old foxes."

Ferguson laughed, he liked the joke very much, and he liked Richard's more and more mature performance.In the eyes of Ferguson today, Richard is not only growing up, he has even learned to coax the old man. Ferguson is very pleased, because four years ago, he never thought that he would see this day.At that time, the only wish was for Li Cha to find a place to work in a down-to-earth manner so that he could live his life smoothly.

"Mr. Ferguson, may I ask how it feels to compete on the same field as your son?"

Hearing this sentence, Ferguson smiled even more happily, which can be proved by that smiling face and the lips that can no longer merge.

"At least I don't have to worry about him daring to fight me..."

After hearing the laughter from the audience, Ferguson continued: "If I'm really in a hurry, I don't even have to wait until the end of the game like Wenger to go heads-up. I can beat him directly on the field..."

Li Cha was also amused.

"Mr. Richard, are you confident to win this game? Manchester United is now the number one team in the Premier League."

Hearing this question, Li Cha pretended to be mysterious and said: "After the press conference is over, I will tell you alone..."

He wanted to make a joke, but he didn't expect the reporter who asked the question to blow the pot: "Come on! You have already scolded me once alone, do you want to come again? I will never be fooled!"

The entire press conference was bursting with laughter. The normal press conference was bursting with laughter under the humor of Sir Sir and Richard. It was more enjoyable than watching a comedy, but the key problem is... there is no explosive point!

What does the newspaper sell?Isn't it just selling out?

You father and son are deeply in love with each other, what about those of us who sell newspapers?

When the media scrambles to mention some of the more poignant.The question is as sharp as a sharp-wet-wart, but at this time Li Cha actually said: "Thank you, this press conference is over."

Depend on!

Seeing the disappointed expressions of many media, Li Cha left contentedly. In fact, he was definitely not as relaxed as he appeared on the surface.

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In the locker room, when Li Cha came back from the press conference, he found that it was serious. All the players were basically gritting their teeth and working hard as if they were participating in the last battle of their careers. They wanted to go crazy as soon as they walked out of the locker room. Get on the pitch.In the eyes of the whole of England, he scored the first goal first.

"Relax! Guys, Man Utd is not the head doctor for venereal diseases. Neither am I, so relax, because you have nothing to hide from us."

puff!

Diarra was the first to hold back, and laughed directly, "Boss, can I sue you for defamation?"

"Yes. Don't sue me for slander if you win this game, just let me arrange a Dutch she-wolf for each of you!"

"Girl, boss." Franck Ribery had unknowingly eased the relationship with Li Cha to the point where he could joke about it. He didn't realize this until after he finished speaking, which even surprised him.

Li Cha glanced at everyone and said, "Can you guarantee to relax now?"

The players were all smiles.Without answering a single question, their expressions said it all.

"Well, let me talk to you about Manchester United's lineup. Manchester United this season is very special. They have Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic, their stars are shining! With such a lineup, Manchester United has played very steadily this season, to the point of outrageous stability. When they defend, the entire midfield defense line will retreat On the parallel line to the midfielder, the back line directly enters the penalty area, and even the forwards are participating in the defense; when attacking, they play fast breaks with Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez, and in positional warfare, there are Sis who can penetrate and shoot. Coles and Carrick, it can be said that the current Manchester United has no weaknesses! But many of them are just like you, very young! Young means that they are not stable enough, and this is something we can take advantage of!"

Indeed, this is the most shining Manchester United team after Ferguson's reform. The three major killers of Carlos Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo are gradually maturing. Compared with other midfielders in the Premier League, the weakness is not very obvious compared with other midfielders in the Premier League (except Chelsea). In addition, the two goalkeepers, Van der Sar and Shay Wen, who Richard helped the old man to buy with the idea, Manchester United After kicking Burleigh off the top spot with a start to the season second only to the best record in history, he has held on to the top spot.

"But I have to say Manchester United is not an ordinary role, even Gary Neville is only 31 years old and the golden age of players... I can guarantee that this game will be the most difficult game since we were promoted to the Premier League. Contest!"

"Guys, this is the first time I doubt whether you can win the game. I don't know..."

Diarra was the first to stare, the boss was suspicious of them, the boss didn't believe them, this is definitely the time for him, the captain, to say something!

"Boss, do you have a psychiatrist?" Diarra continued: "If there is, you'd better go see it. I suspect you are hallucinating. We will win this game even if we try our best!" As the captain of Burleigh, Diarra shouted the slogan for the first time: "Berleigh!"

Immediately, the angry Burleigh players responded at the same time: "Win!!!"

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"Guys, I'm Martin. Just now I've been chatting with the two commentators of Manchester United and Burleigh about the lineups of the two teams. As a result, the two commentators were in a dispute. At this time, the assistant coaches of Manchester United and Burleigh happened to be The list of players has been sent up, otherwise I really doubt that the two of them will fight. Alright. Next, let’s invite two commentators to introduce the list of both sides.”

"The following is Kevin to introduce you to Manchester United's playing list. Goalkeeper Van der Sar. Since Howard and Barthez left, Van der Sar has been the first in front of Manchester United's goal. He is even more worthy of people than the World Cup champion Barthez. Confidence; Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, Gary Neville from left to right on the back line; Giggs, Scholes, Carrick, Cristiano Ronaldo; Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez up front. I daresay this is the best lineup in the Premier League right now, no other team can match Manchester United's current lineup." Kevin qualifies Proud, whether it is the newly joined Carlos Tevez or the increasingly mature Cristiano Ronaldo.They all let the fans of Old Trafford see the hope of competing for the Triple Crown!

Old Kewell's mouth turned down after hearing this sentence, and his mouth turned into an arch bridge.With jealousy and dissatisfaction, he said: "Burley's lineup is... Adler who is [-] times better than Van der Sar! Baines who is [-] times better than Evra, and Weir who is [-] times better than... Mullen, Thiago Silva, Alves; double midfielder Yaya Toure and Diarra; midfielder Sneijder; left and right sides are Quaresma and Messi; striker Van Persie. "

Kevin was about to explode. Even after the Red Rebels fans joined Burleigh, he hated Burleigh and never insulted Burleigh with such sharp language. As a result, old Kewell opened his mouth and said, "It's ten thousand times better than Manchester United." ', if there were such a player in this world, I am afraid that he would have become a new generation of football champion long ago!

"Hehe. Old Kewell just made a joke with everyone..." Old Kewell was about to defend himself, but Martin immediately stopped him as if changing the subject: "Actually, the two teams really have a position that can be compared, and that is the two wings. Burleigh's left winger is the Portuguese genius Quaresma, and Manchester United's right winger is the newly promoted Portuguese talent Cristiano Ronaldo. The two are teammates of the national team, and they are very good on the sideline in the new season..."

"Of course it's Luo Qiang!"

"Of course Quaresma is better!!"

Old Kewell and Kevin spoke in unison, scrambling over each other like children, and Martin even wanted to directly pick up the microphone and knock them both out!

Whose idea is this to ask such two guys to explain the game!

Martin began to miss the moment when he explained the game: "The players came out..."

Li Cha followed the team to the final stage, and then took the initiative to walk over to hug the old man. When he walked back to the coach's bench again, Diarra had already guessed the coin and started to choose the court.

beep!

The game was on the right track after the referee's whistle, Rooney handed the ball to Tevez with a hatred and ran quickly towards the back of Burleigh. He had been looking forward to this game for a long time. Once vowed to step on Burleigh forever.

Carlos Tevez passed the ball to Scholes, and then United began to pass slowly.

Li Cha could see that this was Manchester United's temptation, not only him, but he believed that any Premier League fan who often watched Manchester United's games would be able to see it.When Manchester United plays against any team, they will not attack immediately after the kick-off, but pass the ball under their feet several times. They are not even afraid of losing the ball.After more than ten minutes of groping, when the Manchester United players understand the opponent's defensive routines and offensive lines, the Red Devils will show their fierce fangs.

Burleigh was different. They all started at the beginning of the game, and the front four began to press at the same time.Yaya Toure and Diarra were always looking for opportunities to steal the ball.

"The ball was stolen. Yaya Toure saw the time difference when Carrick received the ball, and at the same moment he just waded the ball, he inserted it viciously!"

Carrick was very depressed. He had never been afraid of any physical player on the court, but this time he found that his strong body was a bit overwhelming compared to Yaya Toure, because the opponent was in his position. It even knocked him crooked several times in a row.No matter how much he pushed and shoved with his hands, Yaya Toure just didn't move.

Conceding the ball, Carrick was intercepted on the second touch after he came on the field. When he wanted to counterattack immediately, Yaya Toure almost carried him behind him with a mountain-like body.

Richard watched Yaya Toure hand the ball to Diarra, and Diarra was stalked by Scholes as soon as he touched the ball.

Manchester United players seem to have a natural instinct to fight back after losing the ball. As long as they wear the red Manchester United jersey, they will not watch you dribble and then run with you after losing the ball. When Diarra is entangled At that moment, Diarra, who was forced to help him, turned around directly against Scholes with his physical strength.When they took the ball to Sneijder's feet, they finally played the tactic that Richard asked for!

Li Cha only has two words for his tactical requirements, tough!

Now Manchester United, the center is the only weakness, Scholes is not strong enough, at least compared with Burleigh's beast waist, Scholes is not strong enough to be evenly matched, Richard saw this point before the game Arrange the tactics of attacking the middle lane.As a result, the reports submitted by the assistant coaches Boas and Keane coincided with Richard's thoughts.

Watching Sneijder organize the offense, watching Burleigh's single striker, double striker and instant fullback three strikers.Li Cha didn't have any hope for this attack at all, because there was no suddenness in this attack.

"This battle is not easy." Keane sat on Burleigh's bench and looked at the court and said to himself.

Li Cha nodded and said: "Yeah, we have too little competition experience, look at the tense look of these kids before going on the field, a normal league match can be the same as entering the Champions League final, their willpower is still not enough powerful."

"Is your request too much? Richard? Burleigh is not a wealthy family. It is not a problem to be a little nervous when facing a wealthy family. The reason I said that this battle is not easy is because Manchester United is too calm. .Midfield lost the ball, counterattacked on the spot, and after the counterattack failed and was hit on the counterattack, they were able to maintain the formation and retreat at a leisurely pace..." Keane never considered this when he was a player, and now he is a coach Only then did I realize how powerful the old man has turned Manchester United into a team.

"Roy, it's the same problem, Manchester United have enough psychological advantage and we don't."

bump!

After Sneijder couldn't find a passing route at the front of the penalty area, he forced a long-range shot under the pressure of Carrick getting closer.

"Our recent good results didn't make Manchester United feel any nervousness. On the contrary, we beat Manchester United once. We took the UEFA Cup from Manchester United and we were very impatient in the game. If Sneijder chooses to hold the card Rick, then Manchester United's defense will definitely be affected, and this will at least create a good opportunity..." Speaking of this, Li Cha stood up, he did not expect to have played in the UEFA Cup final and even played against the Premier League giants Burleigh, who has been head-to-head several times, will still be like this: "Calm down! What's the hurry, the game is over in 85 minutes, calm down for me!!!"

He actually needed to shout into the court at the beginning of the game to adjust the players' psychology...

It's like Jackie Chan's attitude of trepidation and trepidation when he was asked by Spielberg to visit the shooting scene. Jackie Chan is also a star, but in Jackie Chan's eyes, Spielberg is the star.This is exactly the case with Burleigh now. They think that Manchester United's players are the best and the stars. They lower their status and think that they are competing with a group of stars instead of equal players. How can this be the case? Can you play well?

It can be said that ignorant people are fearless when they win against Manchester United for the first time. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, but when a calf grows into a bull, it will still unconsciously feel frightened after seeing a tiger with the old practicality of a bull. This is Burleigh now. fatal flaw! (To be continued..)

ps: Wude doesn't know which brother has been giving likes, but Wude found that the original row of 0 likes has changed to 1, Wude thank you.

At the same time, Wude would also like to thank the only one who gave a reward today, thank you brother walking in the dust, your persistent reward is the motivation of Wude, thank you.

Wude has now learned not to be pretentious, not to complain, not to be tired, and to calm down every day. Wude thinks this feeling is really good.