my name is ferguson

() A TV is flickering in the locker room of Giger Lane. In the TV, a group of fighters in blue jerseys are running non-stop. They defend, they block, and at the moment after they steal the ball, Bigfoot will The ball is passed, and then a small player on the court chases the ball like crazy!The football hit his chest hard, but he ignored it. After stopping the ball in his chest, he pushed the ball forward with his foot, and then continued to run wildly.

The goalkeeper made an attack, and he actually buckled the ball to the left in front of the goalkeeper, and then scored the ball with his left foot at a position where the goalkeeper could not touch the ball!

Ding.

The TV screen froze after an electronic sound appeared, Li Cha stood up in the dark dressing room with the remote control that pressed the pause button, and lit the lamp.

Snapped.

When the lights came on, the players in the locker room simultaneously looked up at their coach, their boss.

"This is the highlight of their games that we have watched countless times this week. Now, it is the last time I summarize the characteristics of their offensive players!" Richard reached out and patted the TV a few times and said: "Joe Cole, there is no Englishman I know him. Although he is not tall, he is as nimble as a flying insect after holding the ball. You can’t pull him, and his sense of balance is so strong that even I envy him; you can’t catch him, but he can Knocking the ball and changing directions while running at high speed, your feet are like the wings of a mosquito. When it appears in front of you, you will have a feeling of being bitten by a mosquito and seeing it fly, but disappearing in a blink of an eye The feeling in front of my eyes..." When he said this, he walked up to Di Yala, patted Di Yala's shoulder heavily with his hand and said: "Show him to death, don't let him go there once! "

Diarra immediately resisted the short man who was frozen on the screen, and just looked at it straight.

"Duff, Chelsea's winger on the left, he's a 'tempo specialist' on the pitch, he speeds up and slows down all over the pitch, but he doesn't stop. With his changing tempo, you He will be constantly in dislocation, appearing back and forth in front of and behind him, as long as you stretch your feet, you will foul! But this guy has a strong scoring ability in the penalty area, he can force you to trip him in the penalty area, So get a penalty! Chelsea's countless 1-0 scores this season are his masterpieces." Richard walked up to Sagna and said: "I hope you understand that it is not terrible to be thrown off by him, but in the penalty area it is absolutely Don't stretch your feet at him indiscriminately. After being thrown off, you must stabilize your body first. At this time, he may break through from your side. It doesn't matter. Use small movements to interfere with him, then catch up with him, entangle him, don't care how he changes his rhythm , ignore him! If you push him near the corner flag, he is no longer a threat. As long as you don't let him enter the restricted area, you are a hero!"

Sania nodded heavily, stretched out his hand and drew a cross in front of him and said, "Don't worry, boss."

"Don't ask God, God won't come to help you steal, believe in yourself!" Richard roared after seeing Sania's actions, and then said: "Of course, if you just prayed that we would win the game, then I will forgive you."

After finishing speaking, Richard went to Baines again: "Roben, this is a very difficult guy. He is very fast, and moves such as fancy and simple can be used alternately under his feet. He is so fast that he can even The car will stop and hit you. Baines, sometimes your eyes can't keep up with his speed, trust me, I am not alarmist. Leighton, you will face the biggest challenge of the season!"

"But I must also tell you that this is the only way for you to become famous! A full-back can't just rely on assists if he wants to become famous, that's the job of a winger. You must have a defensive ability that convinces others. Robben, I promise, you will be in the headlines in England tomorrow!"

Baines was very calm. He didn't speak or look forward to it, but was thinking silently.

"Lampard! This is a dangerous man, he can be a defensive midfielder when we attack, he can be a striker who wins goals when we defend, he is an all-round player, he can do things on the pitch. Anything... However, his speed is not fast, he can't get rid of you by speed, but he is physically strong, and you can't kill him by fighting, so hold him back and wait for your companions to support, otherwise his pass will be equally deadly. "

"Last man, Drogba!"

"Guys, his shooting ability is very bad. Chelsea fans laugh at him for not hitting the elephant's ass in five meters. Don't laugh! But he is amazing, he can always score some difficult goals, such as at the back Received a cross in the double-team and headed the goal, for example, a long shot outside the penalty area scared you into a cold sweat!"

"You must know what kind of team you are facing. This season, Chelsea's away win streak in all competitions has reached 6 games, the league's longest home league record has reached 9 games, and the number of wins in a single season has reached 31. 20 times, 15 league victories in a single season, 27 away victories in a single season, 13 longest unbeaten league games, 10 unbeaten away league games in a single season, [-] consecutive league games without conceding a goal...they are The best team in the Premier League this season, they even suppressed Arsenal, who won the championship unbeaten last season!"

Li Cha glanced at all the soldiers under him majestically, what else did he plan to say...

"Boss, we don't need diapers anymore!"

Hahahaha...

Gaza playfully dispelled the embarrassing atmosphere, and Li Cha was even amused by him: "Very good! Now I'm going to the press conference. The last time the two of us didn't show up at the same time, the public opinion kept criticizing me. The more important thing is that I can't let Mourinho talk about it alone at the press conference... I will watch you on the court in a while and watch how you win this game, remember what I just said to you What have you been!"

"Burleigh!"

"win!!!!"

……

The press conference at Gigg Lane Stadium attracted a large number of reporters. Although this game did not receive as much attention as the Arsenal derby, the collision of the two celebrities in England is also not lacking in spectacle.

One is Mourinho who yelled the slogan "the most special one" and "after God is me" when he first came to England; the other is Richard who keeps breaking the news like a prophet, but always comes true.The two of them have their own different characteristics, but there are two things that are exactly the same. First, they both have strong records; second, they are very sharp-tongued.

This is the collision that the media hope to see. They are tired of seeing Li Cha bullying people all the time!

When Richard entered the press conference site, the media had been waiting there, but Mourinho hadn't appeared at this time.

After slowly sitting down, he took out his mobile phone with a smile on his face. When he saw that the time for the press conference had passed for 5 minutes, all his memories turned around...

Mourinho slowly appeared at this moment. He didn't apologize for being late, but he was still wearing the Armani coat.

"It's not a good habit to be late." After Mourinho sat down, Li Cha sneered intentionally or unintentionally. This was the first time he took the initiative.

Mourinho looked back at him and said: "Mr. Richard, I was not late, but waited at the door for 5 minutes. I always think that maybe you owe me something in a certain wine, a certain incident, So I'm going to waste 5 minutes of your time to make it up."

Li Cha shook his head helplessly and said, "What a calculating guy."

After Charlotte was not in charge of financial work, she became Burleigh's press officer. When she saw that Richard and Mourinho were ready, Charlotte said: "Gentlemen, you can ask questions."

"Mr. Mourinho, do you still think that Burleigh is not a stumbling block preventing you from winning your first English trophy? They have not lost to any super team except Arsenal..."

"No, Mr. Reporter, you have to change this sentence from the beginning of this game to 'Burleigh has not lost to any super team except Arsenal and Chelsea', ok?"

Li Cha glared at Mourinho, moved his mouth away from the microphone and muttered to himself: "It's still such a stinky fart."

Just as Mourinho was about to speak, the reporter asked another question: "Mr. Richard, Chelsea is the hottest team at the moment. Joe Cole, Lampard, Duff, and Robben make all the super teams come back. The defense line is frequently in a hurry, can Burleigh stop their attack?"

Li Cha looked up at the reporter and said, "Mr. Reporter, please stop looking at those goal highlights, you have been deceived by the brilliant titles in the goal highlights! When did Chelsea play offensive football this season? The defense line composed of Parker and Makelele runs wildly in every game. You should ask Mr. Mourinho if he can withstand our offense, and then ask me if I can resist their counterattack. Thank you for your question, Mr. Journalist who doesn't know how to ask questions."

Pfft... As a press officer, Charlotte couldn't help laughing. She suddenly found that this was a very interesting job.

"Mr. Mourinho, what do you think of Mr. Richard's criticism of your conservative tactics?"

"Ha, I haven't seen a more conservative tactic than Mr. Richard, 901! Which team is willing to play this kind of tactic? In addition, I think that in football games, 1:0 wins and 3:0, 4:0 don't Any difference, as long as you can win."

"Mr. Li Cha, as the defending champions of the League Cup, you were lucky enough not to meet any strong Premier League teams last season. Now you are facing Chelsea, which has spent huge sums of money to strengthen its strength. Are you under any pressure?"

Richard shrugged and said: "This is football. You can cultivate talents, and they can buy talents. Today it may be Abu to invest, tomorrow it may be Buffett, the day after tomorrow it may be Bill Gates, who knows? But Burleigh I will only buy people who are suitable for us. As for the pressure you mentioned, I feel the pressure every day. I have to open my eyes to train, to arrange tactics, and to deal with the group of naughty monkeys on the field. Pressure is my most loyal My friends will never betray me, so I am not afraid of pressure."

"Mr. Richard, if Mr. Mourinho beats you, what will you do?"

"Mr. Mourinho, if Mr. Richard wins you, what will happen to you?"

When the two questions were raised at the same time, Li Cha and Mourinho glanced at each other, and the friendship of fighting side by side was gone in those eyes, and they said in unison: "I will kick you out..." After saying this, they Both of them froze for a moment, as if rushing to speak, they both wanted to say the next sentence in advance, but they said in unison again: "Then beat him!"

Hahaha.

All the media laughed together. At this moment, Li Cha and Mourinho stood up immediately, even greeted everyone, and left the press conference in two directions.

"Reporters, this press conference is over." Charlotte said this with a polite smile.

In the second round of the League Cup semi-finals, the fierce collision of two madmen kicked off!

ps: I finally wrote climax! ! !