my name is ferguson

() Early in the morning, Li Cha appeared in the news room of Sky Sports. Since he and Kirsty still maintained a 'friendly' relationship last night, this press conference was held in the news room of Sky Sports.

The news hall was already full of reporters. Not only were reporters from major newspapers and magazines in England, but even the Italian media appeared in London.

The moment Li Cha appeared in the originally spacious press room, there was a surge of people. There were so many reporters that even the aisle was full of people.

Just as Li Cha sat down in front of the constantly flashing flashing lights, the reporter from the Sun newspaper, who was in dire straits, began to ask questions, without giving him a single time to describe himself!

"Mr. Richard, I'm a reporter from The Sun. May I ask why you hit someone on the court? We all saw Vieira's steal, and it really can't be considered a foul." <! "

The reporter from The Sun was skipped directly...

"Why didn't you answer my question?" The Sun newspaper reporter asked very dissatisfied.

Li Cha stretched out his hand to let the reporter sit down and said, "Mr. Reporter, please wait. If you are patient, I decided to give you a chance to interview me after this press conference. However, the interview can only be done with Pen record, can you have you and me, you, agree?"

Is this showing weakness?

Li Dazui wants to ease relations with The Sun? ? ! !

This is not his style! ! !

Everyone looked at Li Cha incomprehensibly, only the reporter from The Sun sat down very satisfied.

"Gentlemen, before asking questions, please let me make a simple statement..." Li Cha took out a speech script from his suit pocket, laid it flat on the table, and read: " As a manager who used violence on the pitch, I must apologize for my recklessness, my immorality, my bad temper..."

Li Cha discarded that speech, because last night Kisty was forced to write the speech, and after "Because of my bad temper" it actually wrote "For Kisty who was tortured to death yesterday"... If you read these words, the news hall will be fried... Kisty, just wait!

"I apologize to the fans who watched this game, as well as the public. Of course, the most important thing is, I also want to apologize to Vieira... and the ji-girl who kept on my bed last night... Hey, the sweeping aunt , I also want to apologize to you for keeping you so busy with my press conference, sorry."

When Li Cha turned his head and looked aside, all the reporters pointed their flashlights at the aunt who was sweeping the floor at the entrance of the press conference...

Putting Vieira together with the ji-girl and the aunt who sweeps the floor, this method is probably only capable of being done by Li Cha with a big mouth!

"I'm sorry, I hit someone... I violently attacked a player in the middle of nowhere on the pitch. At that moment, I was guilty, I was like a murderer walking out of the scene of a murder with a knife... ...I am cruel, I am vicious, I am so wicked that even the gods do not want to accept me after my death, Lord, Amen."

This is Li Cha? ? ?

Who is sure that the man at the press conference is really Li Cha who broke all kinds of scandals and broke the news? ? ?

He is still the sharp-tongued Li Dazui who would make any head coach suffer in front of him! ! !

"I'm a hitter and I'm going to be a bad influence on all the kids watching because they're going to see a bad example. I'm sorry to the kids out on the pitch for making you see such a horrible scene Everyone, my self-report is over, now I can ask questions."

When I heard this, there were still many reporters who did not react. The first to react was the Italian media who had a deep hatred with Li Cha: "Mr. Li Cha, we have heard many incidents about you. , I once had a fight with football hooligans, and I was even hospitalized while fighting with Mr. Mourinho. Even the players you trained dare to raise the middle finger at the fans... May I ask if you have violent tendencies? England The media, should a violent head coach be permanently banned?"

Li Cha smiled lightly: "Mr. Reporter, there have been broken legs on the court in Italy, and there have been even dirtier incidents. The injuries Ronnie suffered in Italy are enough to write a history of court injuries. Excuse me. , are all Italian players violent?"

Hahahaha...

There were good-natured smiles from the English media, and they didn't have a good impression of the Italian media.

"That's different, Mr. Richard!" The Italian media was stimulated by the mocking laughter and immediately defended.

"What's the difference? Just because I'm standing on the sidelines in a suit and the players are on the pitch in jerseys? Mr. Reporter, don't you forget that I'm only a few meters away from the players on the pitch! That's not counting me rushing into the field to celebrate Burger When Lee scores!!"

There was another burst of laughter from the media.

The Times reporter stood up and asked: "Mr. Richard, I have to say that what you did this time is very outrageous. There should be no violence on the court. It is very immoral. But I still want to ask, why did you Is it because of a derby that you are so angry, so annoyed at an accidental injury?"

"This is not just a derby!" Li Cha stood up from the chair: "Please pay attention to your words, this is not an accidental injury! Vieira deliberately broke Robin's ribs, and Robin was still hurt in his sleep last night." Wake up!! He hurt people on purpose, this is more disgusting than Cantona flying kicks and Keane deliberately shoveling off other people's legs back then!"

Li Cha glanced at everyone: "This is the current English football. It is rude, arrogant, and ignores the opponent's body when it can stop the opponent's attack with a foul. Of course, I must say that my behavior is even more wrong, but When will England have a violence-free football environment? England’s football hooligans are already world-renowned, how many people in England are banned from entering other countries’ stadiums? If there were no such tragedies, how many happy families with fans would England have?”

"I'm not a saint, I will get angry, and I will take revenge after watching players being intentionally hurt. Even I can't control my emotions, let alone those fans??!!!"

"Who are we to blame? Me? Keane? Cantona!!!"

"Why have I never heard of snooker fans taking to the streets after being drunk to vent their recklessness? Environment, gentlemen! Football is a completely different sport from other sports, with tens of thousands of people watching Everyone wants to be a hero, in order to score goals, in order to defend, in order to be a hero they can ignore other people's legs, regardless of other people's ribs! This is not what I said, this is the story of countless games that have been replayed on TV until now Mine, because no one told me that was wrong."

Richard sat back again: "Gentlemen, I really want to remind all the players with my mistakes. This is England. After they put on their jerseys, they set foot on the stadium of England, not the ancient Roman Colosseum. They even Not a gladiator! Please stop hurting your players. Please keep your legs when you tackle. Please choose a way to protect the players between whether the opponent scores or letting the opponent lie on the ground, because they and you We are all human beings, we all have families.”

"Gentlemen, I can't tell which is more important on the court, technology or body, but I can definitely tell the difference between winning or protecting players, especially when protecting my own players." Li Cha was impassioned, and the entire press conference hall It's all his voice.

The noise disappeared, and everyone was silent, because no one could deny that what Richard said had existed or was happening.

"For the honor of the club, the players can continue to raise their salaries. For the sake of fame and fortune, players can ruin the opponent's career. Yes, my actions are wrong, but Vieira, shouldn't you stand up and apologize to Robin van Persie! He Still lying in the hospital! If, gentlemen, what I said is if, if I can't hear the voice of Vieira apologizing to Van Persie in the public media, if I can't feel his sincerity, then Burleigh and Arsenal ri In every derby after that, every Burleigh player would refuse to shake hands with any Arsenal player, I, Richard said!"

"Gentlemen, I once again apologize for what happened at Highbury. This press conference is over." Li Cha suddenly stopped at the door when he turned and walked out of the press conference: "The gentleman who wanted to interview You can come out with me."

The reporter from the Sun newspaper walked out excitedly. He only brought a pen and a notebook, and handed over all other equipment to his companion.

In a quiet corner of the Sky Sports building, Li Cha stood in front of the window to accept an exclusive interview with a reporter from The Sun.

"Mr. Li Cha, first of all, I would like to ask why you accepted my interview alone and chose to skip my question at the press conference? Is my question too sharp and you can only answer it in private?"

Li Cha smiled happily: "Because here, I can deny everything without anyone proving it."

Then his whole face changed: "Because I-he-fuck has to find a punching bag, and I have to find someone to scold me after aggrieved apologies! You **** idiot, you know that I and you are sworn enemies and keep going. Ask a question, I-he-mother doesn't want to talk to you, I don't want to be interviewed by any Sun newspaper, and I don't want my dirty words to be published in any newspapers and magazines... Even if you do, no one will believe it, because I am in 2 Minutes ago I was apologizing for public issues and the world, now, Mr. Reporter, see you in the fuck!"

The Sun newspaper reporter was scolded for being stupid... a person watched Li Cha's figure disappear little by little in the Sky Sports building...

“What an idiot I am, why am I not recording!!!”

ps: This is the end of the description of these views. After all, this is a competitive novel. In addition, it is stated that the Sanjiang ticket will soon have 240 votes, and 240 votes means that the update of the fourth update will be added until Monday. I really want to see you Will it throw out all my additions for the next week... Hehehe.

In addition, in the book review area, that book friend, He Yi just expressed his own opinion. He didn't scold anyone. Anyone can make mistakes. Don't get excited. Let's just be quiet. Wude hopes that everyone can get along peacefully.Wude cares about each of you, and sometimes I don't answer questions just because...by default, there are indeed bad things written, don't worry.