my name is ferguson

() On January 1th, the third round of the FA Cup kicked off the winter break at Highbury (the Premier League does not have a winter break at this time, so mark it first to avoid being sprayed), and many fans on the pitch even showed their faces Strong hostility against Tottenham!

They shouted, they shouted, they insulted Van Persie by name.

The dirtiest language and the most angry emotions were crazily conveyed in the fireworks lit in the stands.

"Liar team, get out!!"

"This is not Anfield, no one applauds you!!!"

"Qian-jian-Fan, don't set foot on Highbury with your dirty feet, we still have Henry after you leave!!"

A collision between a team in the third tier league and the top double-match giants should have no suspense. It should have been paid attention to by no one except the fans of both sides, but this match was broadcast almost throughout England, and it was from the news. The press conference starts broadcasting!

This situation is rare even in England!

Because the ratings of Li Cha with a big mouth are too high, and because the grievances between Li Cha and Wenger are too heated by the English media!

Therefore, the press conference of this game was full of highlights, and there was even nothing in this game that was not something to watch! !

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In order to cooperate with the TV broadcast, the FA arranged the pre-match press conference for this game at 7:00 p.m. 7 minutes to motivate the team.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Li Cha and Wenger appeared at the press conference at the same time. Not to mention shaking hands, they didn't even look at each other.

This kind of naked hatred drives all reporters crazy, that's what they want to feel.

"Mr. Wenger, I'm a reporter from The Sun. What do you think of Van Persie's transfer to Burleigh after leaving Arsenal?"

Reporters are very sharp, basically they ask you whatever you don't want to answer.

Wenger took a look and said: "I don't have any opinion. Whether Van Persie is guilty or not is up to the court to judge. He was unilaterally terminated by Arsenal because Arsenal thought he had a problem with his moral character."

The Sun newspaper reporter directly asked Richard with this question: "Mr. Richard, why did you take in a player who Mr. Wenger thinks has moral problems?"

Li Cha glared at the reporter of The Sun, who had long been sworn enemies with the Sun: "Mr. Reporter, I doubt whether your IQ has reached the level of an adult. Sandra has already withdrawn the lawsuit because of her fault, and Van Persie is not guilty. Why do you say he has a problem? If you believe anything anyone says, Sandra even said on Sky Sports that she slept with Arsene Wenger, don't you believe that too?"

Wen Geru couldn't get up anymore, his face was ashen.

"Mr. Wenger, may I ask if you really slept with Sandra?" The reporter continued to ask.

Wenger roared furiously: "Security, get rid of this reporter with a substandard IQ!"

There was a burst of laughter at the press conference.

The reporter who wanted the two head coaches to attack each other for the sake of news... What a tragedy, he was kicked out by the five big and three thick security guards.

The Times reporter stood up according to the order of questions, and said, "Mr. Wenger, I am a reporter from The Times. What do you think of this FA Cup match?"

"Obviously, this is a not too difficult game. We are very lucky to be able to draw in the third tier of England." Wenger leaned on the table with his elbow, habitually speaking with the other hand Make some small movements: "Also, and, and..." After saying three "and" in a row, he said: "I'm sorry, I really can't learn from a team like Burleigh. Forgive me for finding anything to judge."

When Li Cha heard this sentence, he immediately replied angrily: "Mr. Wenger, I just realized that Burleigh is so perfect in your eyes that he is impeccable!"

"Yeah, I really can't pick... any good points."

"That's because you don't have a pair of eyes that can see the advantages. Look at your Arsenal, whether it's Anelka or Overmars, who do you keep? Anelka was sold for 2300 million, Ovi Vimars was bought for 2100 million, anyone who made a name for himself at Arsenal wants to leave, that's what your eyes that can't see the good are doing!"

Wenger and Richard no longer need reporters to ask questions. The hatred between them has been forged since the League Cup.

Wenger twisted his body, changed his posture from facing the reporter to looking at Li Cha and said, "Ferguson said that if he had two bullets, he would give me one of them... Now I want to say something too, If I don't kill you and your team at Highbury, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight!"

"Mr. Wenger!" Li Cha suddenly stood up.

All of a sudden, the flash lights in the hall flashed straight, as if everyone could have expected that Li Cha would punch him with a straight uppercut, and the whole process had to be photographed before he finished all this. The entire press conference scene was directly flashed by the flash lights. It became day.

Li Cha stared at Wenger, he felt the powerful hatred and said: "Envy, jealousy and then hate, this is why you hate me so much. Also, when I was chatting with Mr. Ferguson, I said In a word, Sir Alex Ferguson took it as a joke at the time, because I said that I would kick Liverpool and Manchester United from their thrones and put Burleigh's team crest on it."

"Now!"

"Mr. Wenger, I have to tell you that you have to work hard, because before surpassing Liverpool and Manchester United, the first club I want to surpass is your Arsenal!!!"

"Also, I think the goal that Van Persie most wants to surpass at the moment should be your Henry!"

"Goodbye, gentlemen."

Li Cha turned and left gracefully, and the moment he left his back in the flashlight, no one could see his clenched teeth and veiny face.

……

Highbury, Nasri and Ashley are still joking in the visiting team's dressing room, Gaza is showing a funny expression at Van Persie, the players are not frightened by the atmosphere at Highbury, they can carry Liverpool The kop, let alone at Highbury?

crunch.

When the door was pushed open, all words stopped. Li Cha appeared at the door like a demon, and then reached out to slowly close the door.

bump!

This voice actually hit the hearts of the players.

Li Cha took two quick steps and grabbed Van Persie who was chatting with Gaza. He tightly held Van Persie's white jersey with both hands and pulled him up from his seat.

"Hey, boss, what are you doing... I didn't offend you!"

Gascoigne quickly stepped forward to persuade him: "Boss, did some reporters attack you with Van Persie at the press conference? You should ignore them, let alone blame Van Persie."

Li Cha pushed Gascoigne away and said, "I haven't reached the point of being stupid yet, and those pig-like reporters can't irritate me even more, it's Wenger!!!"

"Van Persie, listen to me, no matter how hard you try, after we reach the Premier League, you must surpass Henry!"

"His goals, his assists, at Highbury where he's been, you've got to knock him down!"

"This is not for the honor of a striker, not for the fact that Arsenal once abandoned you, but for your boss, I almost made enemies of the media in England because of protecting you!"

Van Persie nodded dully and said, "I will try my best."

"Go-f-fuck-do your best! You have to do it, you have to!!! I don't want to see the suave Van Persie, I want to see the van Persie showing off at Highbury, tell me, the Van Persie showing off!"

Van Persie's eyes were firm, he nodded heavily, and roared loudly: "Van Persie showing off his might!!!"

"Van Persie!!" All the players who had been in Burleigh for more than a year yelled in unison.

Van der Veer, who just joined, couldn't accept this situation at all, rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: "These lunatics..."

……

A few years later, van Persie, who became a legendary shooter of Burleigh and completely surpassed Henry, said: "I saw a demon before the game that day. He made me go crazy and let me surpass Henry. So, you see me today, I surpassed Henry. I have never seen Burleigh-style motivation at Arsenal, and now I have to say, boss, I thank you, thank you for cheating me, thank you for encouraging me, thank you for letting me come to Burleigh, I am Burleigh Handy, Van Persie."

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A few years later, Van der Veer, who transferred and left, said in his autobiography: "I have experienced three clubs in my career, all of which are giants, but there is no Burleigh atmosphere anywhere. I don't regret leaving Burleigh. The most correct choice I have made in my life is to return to Burleigh. Hello everyone, I am the coach of Burleigh, Vanderville."

ps: Begging for Sanjiang tickets! ! ! !

In addition, I would like to thank the brothers who walked in the dust for their rewards. By the way, I am also from Inner Mongolia, and I live in bei jing.

Finally, I must say that Spain's first penalty kick in the European Youth Championship against Italy was disgusting, very disgusting!