my name is ferguson

When I found myself still able to see the world again, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

It is strange that a dead person can see the world so clearly.

With the drunks on the street, the flashing neon signs, the motels and alcohol beside the Mercedes-Benz cars, Li Cha believed in superstitious ghosts for the first time.

Floating in this world, Li Cha couldn't feel his feet, let alone control his body, just like duckweed floating in the wind swaying on the water.

"Damn it!" Li Cha, who had lived in the UK for more than ten years, didn't swear out catchphrases like 'I'll go'. Instead, he sweared directly in English with a loud voice.

He hoped to attract the attention of others, even if the drunk heard it, it was better than floating helplessly.

Suddenly another Mercedes-Benz drove past, and Li Cha was basically carried forward by the wind. When the car stopped at the door of the motel, he unexpectedly penetrated the body of the car due to excessive inertia and got stuck in the car. in the middle of the car.

bump.

When the door opened, a man stepped out of the car.

"I'm looking for the guy from 216, is he there?"

Li Cha watched this familiar figure get out of the car, then walked into the motel, and said this in front of the stage.

"Haha, Mr. Jazz, how could it be you? But you are definitely not welcome in London." The motel owner was as surprised as seeing a big star.

The man known as Mr. Jazz has a bent back, and he can be seen without taking off his black windbreaker: "That's because the whole of London failed to defeat me."

"Okay, sir, I'm not here to play tricks, I'm looking for the guy from 216."

"216?" The motel owner froze for a moment, thinking darkly on his face: "This old man who I know all over England actually came to find a man... Could it be that he is getting old and some pleasure has disappeared, and he wants to pass Another way to get a new feel..."

"Mr. Jazz, may I ask if that gentleman is your new player? But this guy is not good, and he still owes me rent." The hotel owner didn't dare to express his thoughts directly. Who didn't know the old man in front of him? It's a bad temper.

Mr. Jazz said impatiently: "If you want to know Manchester United's signing plan, you can log on to the website to check. Now, you should tell me where the 216 people are! With the demeanor of a British gentleman!"

"Sorry Sir, there are no gentlemen in South London, they are all football hooligans who have been written about in the newspapers. There are 216 people in his room, why don't you go and see for yourself? This is not a five-star hotel You still need to check in and out, sir!"

Seeing all this happening, Li Cha blinked hard, he even wondered if he was wrong!

Ferguson, this is Sir Alex Ferguson! !

For the whole of London, Ferguson is definitely not a popular person. This is not Manchester. The feud between Manchester United, Arsenal and Chelsea will definitely swallow this city completely, not to mention the craziest West Ham. Tom and Millwall fans.What brought Ferguson to London?Could it be that he came here again to buy players?Just like Van Persie leaving Manchester United?But now Ferguson seems much younger.

As a fan, Li Cha was immediately attracted by the events before him, completely forgetting that he was still a ghost.

When Ferguson walked out of the registration office of the motel and searched for '216' along the house number on the wall outside the courtyard, Li Cha's body seemed to be pulled by something, and he was pulled over abruptly.

Touch, touch, touch.

After Ferguson knocked hard on the door, a lazy voice came from inside: "If there is no special important matter, do you think I will blow your eyes out?"

crunch.

When the door was opened, the irritable Ferguson immediately stared. He saw with his own eyes the smoky atmosphere in the room, and a woman who was smoking marijuana all over her body and was 'high' swinging with earphones.This completely angered the old gentleman, Ferguson almost rushed into the room and grabbed the woman's hair, dragged the woman out of the room and kicked the woman to the ground: "Listen, if you dare to approach him, I won't make you a whore known throughout England!" After speaking, Ferguson took out a few pounds from his suit pocket and threw them on the ground, closing the door.

air.

"Hahaha, maybe he is hoping to become a well-known bitch in England, so at least he can make a lot of money. Look at the women who broke the news to the media that they had sex with Gascoigne. How did you do it?"

Li Cha was dragged into this room, and he happened to hear this at that moment.At the same time, Li Cha actually saw two faces with a similarity of 90%!

Whoever said that this man was not Ferguson's son who killed Richard would not believe it!

"Richard!"

"Hey." Hearing Ferguson calling his name, Li Cha habitually agreed, but found that Ferguson was not calling him at all, but another Li Cha in the room.

Let's call this man 216 man.

The man in 216 ignored Ferguson at all, but casually pulled out an unopened bottle of beer under a piece of clothes. There were water droplets on the beer. Obviously, the beer was still cold when it was bought from the supermarket, but this hotel There is no refrigerator inside, so the frost on the beer bottle has turned into water droplets: "Where is the money I want, have you brought it?"

"Money, money, money! You know money, why don't you call the money daddy!"

The man in 216 suddenly became angry, stood up angrily, and shouted loudly: "I don't have a father! I didn't have a father when I was born, I didn't have one in Scotland, and now I don't have one in England, I have nothing! I'm not as good as Gascoigne's Son, even if he has a father who looks like a madman, he is still a father!"

"You have a future! Last year I bought you a house and a car, and I also let you obtain a coaching license, let you go to the amateur league to exercise, and find you a job... What about you? In addition to getting the coaching certificate , what did you do? You went to the casino, and within a month you lost everything you owned, who can you blame!"

The man in 216 raised his head with a personality and said, "Blame a nice man, blame a man who hurt my mother and wants me to come to England to find him!"

"That man changed his phone number to hide from my mother. To avoid my mother, he didn't even write a letter to my mother. Until now, my mother is still locked up in a mental hospital in Scotland. Who do you think I blame!! "

Ferguson softened, as if he had been poked into his weakness: "That's what I owe... Forget it, tell me, what do you want to do? As long as you can live like a normal person."

"Live like a normal person? Haha, live like a normal person! I asked you to buy me a club, would you buy it?" After saying this, the 216 man added a special sentence: "Go and buy Liverpool Come down, make me the boss, and I'll never bother you from now on!"

Li Cha just made fun of this person who didn't know anything about football. How much was Chelsea back then?How much is Manchester City?How much are Paris Saint-Germain, Portsmouth, and even West Ham?Let Ferguson buy Liverpool, what a joke!Well, even if the bank is willing to give Ferguson an unsecured loan to buy Liverpool, I am afraid that Liverpool fans can kill Ferguson at the transaction ceremony. No Liverpool fan can accept Ferguson becoming the owner of Liverpool. This is a naked insult. .

The 216 man asked dissatisfiedly: "What are you thinking? I have nothing to say, right? If you have nothing to say, bring the money, and then it's none of your business." The 216 man walked over and emptied Ferguson's pocket, holding a Folding banknotes, I went to an underground casino not far from South London.

On the neon-flashing street, Li Cha couldn't help following this man, listening to the man's complaints like a ghost.

"Football, fuck football. Manchester United, fuck Manchester United." After finishing these two sentences, he turned his head and saw a liquor store called 'Millwall', and said casually: "Millwall? Fuck Millwall!"

Just now, the drunk man came out of the wine with a bottle of xo in his hand. After hearing this, he moved his body of nearly three hundred catties in the shaking and walked up to the man in 216, shouting loudly: "You say it again!" one sentence."

Man 216 obviously has a strong habit of hooliganism, and he has never been timid in the face of such provocations, so he immediately pushed back: "Fuck Millwall!"

bump!

The drunk smashed a wine bottle on top of the man's head, and then spat hard on the 216 man.

A voice suddenly sounded in Li Cha's ear: "Are you ready?"

ps: This is definitely a fabrication, absolutely... For this fabrication, Qiqidian probably won’t sign me, so this book must be free.

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