Father can be an enemy country

Chapter 78 Deformation Meter

By the time the brothers drove the ox cart into the courtyard and unloaded the cart, it was already dark.

"I'm starving to death, I'm starving to death..." the hungry sixth child yelled weakly.

"Let's eat some dry food first." The fifth brother took out half a pancake from somewhere, which was distributed on the way.

"I can't bite..." Lao Liu said pitifully.

"Light up the lamp first, then light the fire and cook." The third child gave orders.

"Then there must be a lamp first." Zhu Di said unhappily. He searched all over just now, but he couldn't find an oil lamp or a candle.

"Is there a possibility that ordinary people go to bed after dark?" Lao Liu reminded.

"Fuck, it's really possible." Zhu Di slapped his head and said, "I remember my father said that when he was a child, he would sleep directly under the covers when it was dark."

"Maybe poor people can't afford oil lamps," Zhu Ye nodded. "Or there are anecdotes about 'chiseling the wall to steal the light' and 'the firefly reflecting the snow'."

Hearing the words, the second elder brother climbed up the wall and looked around, the mother's village was pitch black, and there was nowhere to steal light by chiseling the wall.

However, he was not completely unaware. With the bright moonlight, he saw a pile of firewood not far across the alley.So he jumped down and came back with a big handful.

"Okay, sir, let's cook." Seeing that there was firewood, His Royal Highness King Jin gave orders again.

"There must be a fire first..." Zhu Di poured cold water on him again.

"Why, don't you even have tools to start a fire?" Zhu said angrily.

"I've given this." Zhu Di picked up two things and shook them.

By the moonlight, Zhu Neng recognized the fire sickle and flint.

"You want to order?" The third child urged, "Don't you often skip class to go to barbecue?"

"I used all the torches they had prepared," Zhu Di said depressedly, "I pulled out the hat and shook it, blowing it on the tinder and it ignited."

"But I don't know how to use this thing." After he finished speaking, he rubbed it, and saw sparks splashing everywhere, but there was no smoke from the tinder.

"Idiot, I'm coming!" The youngest snatched the scythe, and rubbed it violently, but still only saw sparks, but no smoke...

"I'll try it, I'm very strong." The second child took it over and clicked twice with all his strength, not to mention, it's really different.

With a click, the flint broke in two.

"It's over, go to sleep." The third and fourth helplessly shook their heads. "I'll figure it out tomorrow."

Looking at this scene, Zhu Zhen felt like he was watching survival in the wilderness.

He remembered that Master De usually succeeded in making a fire on the third day, but he didn't know how many days his brothers would succeed.

"Alas..." The brothers unrolled the bedding with a sigh, put a bed on the kang indiscriminately, and then lay down with their clothes one after another.

In fact, they are not afraid of a little bit of hardship and tiredness. The main reason is the frustration of not being able to light a fire, which makes the proud ones with high self-esteem unbearable.

Feeling that the public sentiment was low, Zhu Zhen felt that he should stand up and lead them out of the predicament.

But when he thought about it, although he had been a human being in two lifetimes, facing the current situation, it seemed that he was not as good as his brothers.

The fourth brother can only use fire pockets, and I can only use lighters...

"Ah..." Zhu Zhen also lay down with his clothes on, and the fifth brother handed over the half of the pancake again, this time he didn't mind, took it and gnawed on it with great effort.

I fell asleep while chewing...

"Yeah, pig's trotters are delicious." He fell asleep and talked in his sleep.

"Old, sixth, that's brother's hand, hand..."

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Early the next morning, Zhu Zhen was woken up by scolding.

"Damn it, who's arguing with me?!" He got up annoyed with getting up, sat for a while without anyone putting on his shoes, and then realized that Mu Xiang wasn't by his side, and now he had to rely on himself for everything.

I had no choice but to bend down slowly, pick up the cotton shoes and put them on my feet awkwardly.

When I walked down the ground, it seemed that I was wearing it backwards.

There is no way, this is the first time His Royal Highness the King of Chu is wearing shoes by himself.

Anyway, the shoes were too big, so he didn't bother to change them, so he walked to the door wearing the wrong shoes.

Rubbing his sleepy eyes against the morning light, he saw an old man and several young and middle-aged men scolding three elder brothers in the courtyard.

"What's the situation?" Zhu Zhen asked Fifth Brother in a low voice.

"The old man is at the opposite door. He brought those people over in the morning and called the second brother a firewood thief." Zhu Huan whispered.

"You, you are talking nonsense. I, I didn't go to your house. The firewood is left on the street, no, don't you take it casually?" His Royal Highness Qin Wang blushed, how could he think that he would be slandered as a thief one day?
He also stole a handful of firewood...

"That's right, can things that are placed outside be called stealing?" The fourth child also took it for granted.

"You're just talking nonsense, go out and see, who doesn't pile firewood at the door?" The old man was also furious, pointing to the street and saying: "The old people put it like this, don't you know?"

"I, I really don't know." Zhu Xi scratched his head, losing his arrogance a little.

"Okay, stop arguing." His Royal Highness Jin waved his hand and said generously: "When I turn around, I... I will return you one cart, no, ten carts of good firewood! Is it okay now?"

"Who can brag about Boyi? It's useless! Besides, did you just steal the firewood?" Before the old man could speak, the middle-aged man behind him said angrily:

"And the millstone in the village, you stole it back too!"

"And the gate of my house!"

"My water tank!" The rest of the people followed suit.

"Good guy..." Zhu Zhen originally felt that the villagers were making a big fuss, but now knowing that they beat them before they entered the house, it is enough to restrain themselves.

Of course, they didn't hit the door directly, not because of their quality, but because of his big brothers, they can naturally make people talk well.

"We don't need you to pay!" The purpose of the villagers is also very simple, that is, to expel them before they have taken root.

"Pack up and go to another village, we don't welcome you in Jinqiaokan!"

In order to gain momentum, the villagers showed the iron shovels and door bars hidden behind them.

"Oh..." The brothers suddenly realized that they thought it was an excuse to drive someone out.

"No, one yard is worth one yard, and you will pay for it!" Zhu Di immediately said loudly: "Second brother, return the millstone to them first!"

"Okay, okay!" Zhu Xi bent down and grabbed the stone millstone on the ground, lifted it up easily, and then roared.

"Give it back to you!"

As he spoke, he exerted all his strength, and threw the two hundred and three-jin stone mill directly over the heads of the villagers, and landed outside the courtyard wall with a bang.

Where have the villagers seen such giant spirit gods?It's free to go together.

Immediately there was a battle between the two, and I could hardly hold the hoe and the door bar in my hand...

"I have to go to the ground..." Someone finally couldn't bear the oil on the soles of their feet.

"Yes, I have to go home to eat. There is a lot of work in the field." Seeing that there was a leader, the rest quickly followed, and they dispersed in a blink of an eye.

"Hey, don't go, take your things back." Zhu shouted behind him.

"No, I'll give it to you..." The villagers responded from a distance.

"Hey, fourth brother, you guessed right, just be honest if you frighten them." The second child smiled triumphantly.

"You bastards!" The third brother was so angry that his face was livid, pointing at the second and fourth children and cursing: "You two have lost the face of our old Zhu's family by stealing chickens and dogs on the first day back home!"

"Our surname is Hong now, and it's the old Hong's family that loses face, not the old Zhu's." Zhu Di snorted and said, "Besides, I went from house to house. They moved all the things in our courtyard. Now Just return it to its original owner!"

"Aside from other things, the stone mill is not from this courtyard, is it?" Zhu said angrily.

"No, it's not. I thought no one wanted it on the street, so I brought it back to practice." Zhu Xi whispered.

"Can the grinding disc be useless?" The third brother was mad.

"I, I didn't know it was a millstone..." Zhu Xi muttered guiltily.

"In the past, in the military camp, I always watched the soldiers practice with that thing." Zhu Di explained for him.

"Ignorant! Stupid!" His Royal Highness King Jin wished to sever ties with these two shameful bastards. "If you can't want anything, just take it back! For ordinary people, this is stealing!"

"Okay, next time, next time I will ask first, no, I will take it after no one asks for it." His Royal Highness King Qin was obedient.

"That won't work either!" Zhu almost felt overwhelmed, and didn't know how the eldest brother managed to handle these two things.

ps.Chapter 5, 1500 order plus update.

(End of this chapter)