Father can be an enemy country

Chapter 34 - Brothers and sisters

"Damn it, have a great time!" Zhu Di yelled after hearing the words. "Old Six, talk more after you can talk!"

"What, what can you say again?" Although the second brother didn't quite understand, he was also excited.

"Gardenias are thick and big, and they are so fragrant that you can't even dust them off, so the elegant people don't take them, thinking they are of low moral character." Zhu Di repeated it verbatim, and his memory is actually not bad at all.

Zhu Xi also remembered, patted Zhu Di's shoulder vigorously, and said loudly: "Gardenia said: 'Fuck you, I just want to smell like this, and it smells so good, can you fucking control it! '"

"Get the fuck away!" Mr. Liu's unbearable roar sounded in the school:

"If you dare to make noise again, the old man will let you see if my ruler can handle it!"

"Fuck you..."

Listening to Mr. Liu's continuous sound of Zuan, the two brothers hurriedly dragged the sixth son away obediently, but felt extremely happy.

As a result, the two of them were in a state of excitement and even hyperactivity throughout the day.

It feels like the boulder that has been pressed on my heart for a long time has been removed, and my breathing is smoother than ever!
It's like digging up the silt that has been buried on the top of the head, and the whole world is cleared up!
This made Zhu Zhen feel that Lao Wang's poisonous chicken soup is just good.

Oh, this old Wang is not that old Wang.Not Wang Defa, but Wang Zengqi...

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It was so hard to get out of school, and the two elder brothers who drank poisonous chicken soup insisted on dragging the sixth son to worship...

"But we are already brothers. Is it necessary to cut off the chicken head and burn the yellow paper as sworn brothers?" Zhu Zhen had a hard time understanding the brain circuit of the two brothers.

"Dear, let's make kisses more intimate." The second brother said with a silly smile.

"Our brothers are right, but we didn't swear to share the blessings and difficulties. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day?" Zhu Di said with an expression of 'you are stupid again' :
"Let's make it up, won't we be closer than brothers?"

"Yes, dear brother." The second brother nodded vigorously.

"It's okay to share the blessings and share the difficulties." Zhu Zhen pouted and said, "But if I die in the same year, the same month, and the same day, I'm not a big loser?"

"Uh, yes." Zhu Di nodded and said, "Then go to this one."

"That's okay..." Zhu Zhen followed suit.

The three brothers who were about to become sworn brothers were just about to leave Wenhua Gate with their shoulders crossed.

"Stop!" But there was an angry shout from behind.

"It's over..." Zhu Di was immediately discouraged. "We can only choose another day."

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In the Wenhua Palace, the prince looked coldly at these few worry-free people.

"Your Majesty!"

The three quickly knelt down obediently.

"Why are you two kneeling?" The prince looked at Zhu Xi and Zhu Zhen.

"Oh, Yuan, so it's none of our business..." Zhu Xi and Zhu Zhen were about to get up.

"Aren't you going to be in trouble together? Let's kneel together." But the prince changed the subject.

The two were dejected again and knelt down again.

"Tell me, what's going on?" The prince looked at Zhu Di coldly, "Did you poison the third child?"

"Boss, the third child likes to tell stories!" Zhu Xi said angrily.

"Shut up!" Zhu Biao glared at Zhu Xi, who shrank his neck and kept quiet.

"say something!"

"I don't have it!" Zhu Di straightened his neck and said loudly: "The emperor is above, and the thick soil proves it. If I, Zhu Di, poison my brother, I will die! I will not live in peace..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhu Biao pointed at Zhu Di angrily, "Quickly pooh."

"I don't bah, I'm just such a man!" Zhu Di said stubbornly.

"Who did you learn from? You are reckless." Zhu Biao shook his head speechlessly, and then he remembered the business.

"Then what does the third child say, after eating the snacks you gave him, he kept showing contempt?" Zhu Biao suppressed a smile.He's been trained not to laugh, no matter how funny, unless he can't help it.

' Out of vanity? Zhu Zhen couldn't help sighing, cultural people are very particular, even farting is so elegant.

"What's even worse is that you still lied that I gave him the snacks!" Zhu Biao was most angry here, isn't this just a smear of innocence?
"I didn't!" Zhu Di immediately came up with that set of excuses again.But this little trick can coax the second brother, but not the eldest brother.

"Stop playing with words!" Zhu Biao waved his sleeves, tearing him apart and saying, "You deliberately want him to mistakenly think that the snacks are from me, so that he can eat them with confidence!"

"Whatever you think, brother, anyway, I don't recognize it." Zhu Di said eloquently:

"Besides, the dim sum is real dim sum. They are all made by the people in the dim sum bureau! If you don't believe me, go ask them, if the dim sum is poisonous, will they help make it?!"

"I've already sent someone to ask." Zhu Biao snorted.Then I saw a little servant come in quickly and presented a list of ingredients.

Zhu Biao took a look and almost laughed out loud.

He tried to keep a straight face and read: "Soybean, black bean, mung bean, red bean, white bean, green bean, pinto bean, broad bean..."

"Is this a bean meeting?" Zhu Biao threw the ingredient list on Zhu Di's face, and scolded with a smile: "You put so many beans together, don't you mean to make him fart?"

Zhu Zhen complained secretly, it seems that cultural people will be unrefined when they are excited.

"Brother, I am wronged." Zhu Di said with a smile: "I heard that eating beans is much more beneficial, so I made people make whole bean snacks. Besides, there is only a little of the same, and the portion is not much. I planned to brothers Taste a little for each person. Eat one or two yuan, so you won't fart, right?"

"That's, that's right, the third child insists on eating alone, and runs away when he grabs it. He can't even catch up. He, he still has the face to blame others?" Zhu Xi also angrily chimed in.

"That's right, it's third brother who snatched it from me, how could he have the nerve to slander me?" Zhu Di said with an aggrieved face, "Brother, you can't just listen to one side and believe it, and wrong me..."

"You, you, you are really moldy lotus root - full of bad intentions!" Zhu Biao patted Zhu Di's head like a wax gourd, and then laughed and cursed behind him:

"Fifth, you must be an accomplice too! It's not that I look down on fourth, he can't even recognize all the beans."

"This..." Zhu Huan, who had never been paying attention, said awkwardly: "Brother, I was researching the prescription for clearing the stomach and found that beans have a miraculous effect."

After a pause, he whispered again: "If you add some croton..."

"Don't mess around with me in the future!" Zhu Biao was speechless. None of these strange brothers has a fuel-efficient lamp!
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Because the fourth child didn't leave too much ground, he really wanted to be punished, and there was no real evidence, so the prince reprimanded them both, and the problem was exposed.

Just as the brothers were about to leave, the crown prince said again: "Lao Liu, don't leave yet."

"Hey, big brother." Zhu Zhen nodded and stopped obediently.

"Brother, the sixth son is helping my brothers today." Zhu Di estimated that the elder brother will be punished for standing.He hurriedly spoke for Zhu Zhen: "Mr. Liu took the wrong medicine today and deliberately made it difficult for us. Let me recite the article from two months ago, where can I recite it!"

"Yes, yes!" Zhu Xi nodded vigorously. "Brother, Big Brother wants to punish us, don't make things difficult for Xiao Liu."

"Don't do this, my good brother let you two bad boys lead me to ruin!" Zhu Biao said angrily: "Stop taking Lao Liu into the ditch from now on!"

"Brother, you brought us up. You brought us up because of your relationship?" Zhu Di said with a smile.

"The brat is looking for a beating!" Zhu Biao made a gesture and kicked. "Go away!"

"Okay. Sixth, you can ask for more blessings." Seeing that there was nothing he could do, the second and fourth comforted Zhu Zhen, and then left in despair. "We'll chop off the chicken head another day and burn the yellow paper..."

(End of this chapter)