Father can be an enemy country

Chapter 219 Slap the old thief
Then came the gift from the fourth child. Zhu Di presented a small wooden box made by himself, carved, painted and polished.

Zhu Yuanzhang opened the box and saw that it was a letter of appointment issued by the Metropolitan Government.

Putting on the glasses and reading it, he saw that because Hong Ji performed well in the three tests of the bow and crossbow gun in this year's autumn exercises, he was promoted.
He is the flag officer of Habayashi Guard.

"Okay, okay, the fourth child is really good." Zhu Yuanzhang handed it to Empress Ma, who was also full of praise.

The fourth child has only been in the camp for ten days, and has been promoted from an ordinary soldier to an officer. How can the old father be unhappy?
Well, absolutely nobody cares.It's not because his cousin is the head of the Metropolitan Government...

Then there is the fifth child, His Royal Highness King Wu gave his old father a birthday present, which was a bottle of Shiquan Dabu Wan that he concocted himself.

"This is a Shiquan Dabu Pill made by Erchen under the guidance of several imperial doctors, based on the Shiquan Dabu Decoction in the "Taiping Huimin Heji Bureau Prescription", which has better medicinal effects and is more convenient to take. Father worked hard day and night, and he worked very hard, taking one pill a day, he could be full of vigor and vitality." The fifth child lowered his head and reported in a low voice.

"Hahaha. Well, it's also a filial piety." Zhu Yuanzhang said in his heart that this child is really sensible and knows that his old father is coming of age.It seems that it is right to let a son study medicine.On the face, he still didn't care and said:
"But as a father, he is fierce, and he can't exhaust his energy, so he doesn't need to eat this."

Empress Ma glanced at him upon hearing this, then turned back.

Boss Zhu felt guilty for a while, and said to Mr. Wu: "Old Wu, put it away for now, the child's heart."

"Yes." Eunuch Wu replied, and took the bottle of Shiquan Dabu Wan.

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Then the sixth child, he gave Lao Zhu a slap.

To be precise, it is a palm made of sandalwood, with a clump of short black and white hairs on the palm, and a long handle.

"What the hell is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked puzzledly, "Why, you think the soles of the emperor's shoes are not fun, so you plan to bring your own torture tools?"

'Be human. ’ Queen Ma gave him a white look.

"This is my Tickle Scratch. It's called 'Give You a Slap'. Whether you like it or not." Zhu Zhen curled his lips and turned his head away. "Throw it away if you don't care."

"It's such a waste to throw away." Zhu Yuanzhang touched the hair on his head. It felt hard and not prickly. Based on his many years of experience in scratching itches, this thing must be very suitable for scratching itches.

Then he couldn't wait for the 'slap for you' to be inserted into the back of his collar, and tried it up and down in public.

"Oh~~~~" Boss Zhu couldn't help making a strange sound. This feeling is not comparable to that of Yu Ruyi and Zhumu scratching.The tactile sensation of scratching is completely comparable to that of human fingernails, and the effect of relieving itching is even better than that of human hands.

"What kind of hair is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked curiously.

"I won't tell you." Zhu Zhen dared to talk nonsense.If it is triggered to follow suit, the only giant panda in Nanjing will be turned into a bald man in a blink of an eye.

"This child is duplicity." Zhu Yuanzhang thought he was still having trouble with himself.

I thought to myself why the sixth son is so twisted.You obviously have a lot of filial piety towards us, but you can't express it well?
Return his mother's 'slap you', really follow his mother...

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There is no need to repeat the gifts of the sons later.Anyway, it was chosen by their mother and concubine.

Now it's the servant's turn...

To Zhu Yuanzhang's embarrassment, Han Gong, the head of the hundred officials, neither presented a congratulatory form nor gave a birthday present.

Of course, no one came.

Although the monarchs and ministers chose to ignore this matter.But the more this happened, the heavier the shadow this matter cast on my heart.

Then Wei Guogong did not come to congratulate the emperor on his birthday.Although a birthday gift was prepared, he himself is in Nanjing...

He saw his father cast an inquiring look.The prince leaned close to his ear and reported in a low voice:

"Last night, Duke Wei's mansion was flooded."

"Is it on fire? Are you okay?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked in a low voice.

"Duke Wei himself is fine, but the embroidery building where his eldest daughter lived was burned, and everyone was burned to death." The prince whispered.

"His eldest daughter?" Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes froze.

"Yes." The prince nodded slightly.

"..." Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes became extremely complicated. There were doubts, surprises, and a little bit of anger, but they were all suppressed.

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"What, Miss Deng is gone?" After the court was over, King Qin also heard the sad news, and he was so shocked that he couldn't even stutter.

After staying for a while, he suddenly grinned, wanting to cry.

Before she could cry, her mouth was tightly covered by the third and fourth child, and she was dragged into the palace room where no one was around.

Zhu Zhen followed in and closed the door with all his might.

"You, what are you doing?" The second child stared at the two younger brothers with wide eyes.If it wasn't for the two of them, he would have lost his temper just now.

"What day is it today, are you mourning?" The youngest was so angry that he was speechless.

"That's right, Father's birthday, if you dare to cry in public, I'm afraid it's not as simple as blooming your butt!" The fourth child also said anxiously.

"You, you are full. A full man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry." The second child sobbed aggrievedly: "Woo, me, why is it so difficult for me to marry a wife?"

"Fuck, I'm still a virgin." The fourth child said depressedly.

"Then you, you have something to look forward to, Miss Xu is doing well." The second child's snot came down from crying. "I, what about me, I'm out of the game again."

The third child looked at the sixth child who followed silently, and indicated that he was almost ready to start.

"Second brother, I know you're suffering." Zhu Zhen walked over to Zhu Xi and sat down.

"Yeah." Zhu Xi nodded vigorously, hugged his beloved sixth child, and was about to cry out of grievance.

"Stop!" The third and fourth hurriedly shouted to stop, first to tell him not to cry.The second is to tell him not to exert himself.Be careful to strangle the sixth child to death...

The sixth child didn't die so easily, but he almost passed out.

"Second brother, don't get excited, just listen to me." Zhu Zhen took the opportunity to break free from the bear's embrace of the second child, and put a safe distance away from him: "On this day, all the officials are in the palace to celebrate the old father's birthday. No matter how sad you are, you can't cry out."

"Hmm..." The second child was even more aggrieved, and had to cover his mouth hard to keep himself from crying.

"But it's not an option for us to just let the second brother endure it." The third child said.

"Yeah, what can I do?" Although the fourth child didn't know what the two of them were going to do, he still didn't lose the sense of cooperation developed in his hometown.

"Second brother Guan Yunchang, the second master most admired by the second brother, scrapes the bone to cure the poison, how can he not cry out for pain?" the sixth child continued.

"He invites people to drink and eat barbecue to brag!" The third child continued.

"Uh..." Zhu Zhen was taken aback for a moment, wondering if he was playing chess with Ma Liang?

But he didn't dare to question the third brother's knowledge, he would only doubt himself. Could it be that I was reading the "Fake Three Kingdoms"?
After thinking about it, it really is. Isn't "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" just a fake Three Kingdoms...

The real Guan Yu did scrape the bone to heal the poison, but at that time the grass on Hua Tuo's grave was already tall.It was a military doctor in the camp who scraped his bones and cured him of poison.

Moreover, Guan Gong didn't pretend to be as aggressive as playing chess with Ma Liang. He called everyone to drink a lot of wine to fight the pain.

ps: But it is true that Erye Guan is awesome.

"Three Kingdoms" said that he'... Yu then stretched out his arms to make the doctor chop.At that time, Yu Shi asked all the generals to eat and drink, the blood flowed from the arms, and filled the plate, while the feathers were cut and roasted to drink, and they talked and laughed freely. '

There is one more chapter, that's for sure.

(End of this chapter)