The days when I was an obstetrician and gynecologist in Chang'an

Chapter 536 A wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than stealing

While drinking the hot tea, Li Sanniang was grinding her teeth on the two plates of snacks on the table, while she listened to Mr. Bu's slow talk, how did this bad person suffer the same disaster.

The reason why these bad people were injured all came from a pair of adulterous men and women.

Among the disciples under King Xiang, there is a swordsman recruited from the rivers and lakes, let's call him the big sword man.

Logically speaking, this Jianghu matter and the government can be said to be in an opposite relationship, so how could the man with a big sword come to be a disciple of Xiangwang's family?
It sounds nice to be called a doorman, but in fact they are just thugs.

Gein said that since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty.

Da Dao Nan came to Chang'an with a few little brothers, and because he went to Pingkang Fang, he met a woman named Matchmaker who used to be the oiran in Hualou.

Falling in love at first sight, the big knife man fell in love with the matchmaker, and wanted to redeem himself for the matchmaker.

But Hualou is a place where men sell gold, isn't it all for making money?
The mother in the flower building saw that the big knife man was fascinated by the matchmaker, so she sat on the ground and raised the price, and said directly: "Hey, although the matchmaker is not waiting for a little girl who has no experience, but our matchmaker has this face, this face The bones of the body are still very attractive.

Not to mention thinking back then, five or six years ago, our matchmaker was also the top card in the building.

I don't want to hide it from the knights, but Mr. Erlang of the Zou family who lives on Zhuque Street loves our matchmaker so much that he comes to order it every five days. "

Mother smiled and whispered into Da Dao Nan's ear: "If Zou Erlang's family didn't have a tigress, the matchmaker might have been redeemed long ago and bought by Zou Erlang to hide in the golden house."

The man with the big knife didn't know that this mother just wanted more money for redemption, so he just patted the table with one hand, and the table shook loudly, "Just say, how much money can you redeem for the matchmaker!

Don't say these things in front of me. "

"1000 taels!

As long as there are 1000 taels of silver, the knight will go and take the matchmaker away. "

Even if the man with the big knife doesn't know anything, he also knows that there is a has-been girl in Hualouzi, how can he buy it with such a high price?

However, a person who has fallen into love, even if he was once a swordsman who knows how to use knives in the world, he has to admit it.

But a swordsman who only takes some bodyguard jobs in the bodyguard company on weekdays, gets money, and has always been a person who is always drunk, how can he come up with such old money?
Therefore, the big knife man thought of a way. He sneaked into the matchmaker's room in the middle of the night, dragged the matchmaker and said he wanted to leave.

"You come with me, and I will take you to live a free life."

The matchmaker was panicked at the first moment, but the matchmaker had stayed in the Fireworks and Willow Alley for more than ten years, and all kinds of men had met the girl for thousands of years.

Although the matchmaker did a job of selling jokes and selling meat in the Hualouzi, she had never been treated harshly for food and clothing.

The matchmaker understood that she must not just follow the man with the big sword in such a vague way.

Not to mention the good days when the man with the sword can't give her clothes to stretch out his hands and eat and open his mouth, if he follows the man with the sword, he will become a fugitive slave.

In the future, it might be impossible to even enter the city gate, so how can it be done?

How can a matchmaker live the life of a savage?

However, the matchmaker was quick to wit, and directly lowered her head and wept, babbling, as if she was about to cry into the heart of the swordsman.

It was still useful for the matchmaker to let the beauties cry, and finally coaxed the big knife man away, and let the big knife man understand that he still has to buy it from the right way.

But 1000 taels of silver is really a lot of money.

The money in Da Dao Nan's hand is only more than 100 taels of silver. Where can I find the 900 taels?
The big knife man was eager to save Mei, and immediately had the idea of ​​breaking into the house and stealing it, but the big knife man was persuaded by the little brother who followed him.

"Brother, this is Chang'an City!
This is the place where saints live!
If we did something bad at the feet of the sage, the Jinwu Guard would be able to shoot an arrow through our necks.

Brother, you must not do bad things in this land!
If the eldest brother needs money urgently, we go out of the city and find the knife we ​​hid. With the ability of the eldest brother, we can just rob a few rich merchants on the mountain road. "

The man with the big knife remembered the Jin Wuwei who he had seen on the street riding a tall horse, with a long knife on his waist, wearing a golden armor, and a long bow on his back, so he put down the method of burglary.

The knives and arrows of the Jinwu Guard are not just for looking good, they can really kill people.

The Jinwu Guard has the direct right to judge when looking for trouble in Chang'an City. With an arrow shot into the neck, he can go to see Lord Hades within a few breaths.

Just when the big knife man was thinking about whether it would be okay to take up the mountain road and blackmail pedestrians to go to the business, a little brother who was not very talkative on weekdays opened his mouth carefully.

"Brother, I heard people in the teahouse say that if you work as a thug in a wealthy family, you can get money, and you will be given a good house to live in?
Moreover, they also have a good name, called Men Ke Lai.

Brother, why don't you give it a try?

Maybe you can get an official to do it? "

Zhuge Liang is the best of the three cobblers.

The little brother's words gave the big knife man enlightenment, and the last twists and turns really made the big knife man find a good place.

Yes, Da Dao Nan was finally introduced by a swordsman who also quit the rivers and lakes and entered the Xiang Wang Mansion because of the solicitation of people from the Xiang Wang Mansion.

So far, Da Dao Nan led the seven or eight little brothers under him to live a happy life with food and drink, and a house assigned to them.

Of course, the man with the big knife had withdrawn the money in advance from the steward in the palace of the prime minister, and used the money to redeem the matchmaker from the flower house.

Not only that, the big sword man also specially held a dark ceremony for himself and the matchmaker, which really made the matchmaker go through the process of getting married with a real girl, and he grew up and looked good.

If everything is fine, according to what is written in the story book, then this should be a good story about a knight-errant and a beautiful lady.

But how can reality really follow people's ideals?
At the beginning, the matchmaker really wanted to live a serious life with the big knife man, but the matchmaker who is used to the rich life and the rich man who comes to eat flower wine, how can she be down-to-earth with the big knife man People who live a real life?

In less than half a year, the matchmaker was tired of the vulgarity of the big knife man, and hated the days when there were no waves and the end could be seen at a glance.

Although Da Dao Nan worked in Xiangwang's Mansion as a retainer, the retainers were also divided into ranks.

The men with big swords are just middle and lower class, and their monthly salary is only a few dozen taels of silver.

The matchmaker used to be in the flower house, although she was doing the job of selling jokes and selling meat, and it was a thing in the eyes of others, but the things that the rich man bought to please the flower girl were definitely more than a few dozen taels. silver.

Therefore, after a period of peaceful life, the matchmaker's mind was a little itchy.

And it was at this time that the matchmaker who was shopping outside met a scholar, let's call this scholar a little boy first.

Xiaobailianzi set up a stall outside the bookstore, helping people write letters and keep contracts clean. He met a matchmaker who came to buy a book from Shupu. In a deliberate accident, Xiaobailianzi hugged the matchmaker's slender waist.

Lang Youqing, Concubine Wuyi, Tianlei hit the ground, the most primitive hormonal passion between men and women, Xiaobailianzi and Hongniang finally found a chance to sleep together.

It was also during the first cheating, when the matchmaker was lying in the arms of the little white face, that he heard the little white face talk about the yellow-faced woman in his family.

In this way, the matchmaker found out that Xiaobailianzi actually already has a wife at home, and a son who is still a toddler and is less than three years old.

　"Xuetao Pavilion Outer Collection" says: "Wives are not as good as concubines, concubines are not as good as maidservants, maidservants are not as good as prostitutes, prostitutes are as good as stealing, stealing is as good as not being able to steal."

　　——From the collection of folk songs "Guangzhier" collected by Feng Menglong, a writer of the Ming Dynasty in my country.

　　There will be his comments at the end of the song, and this passage is in one of his comments.

　　——The above is from the Internet

　　
　
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