I really don't want to be emperor at the end of Ming Dynasty

With the help of the British, and without even the Ming Royal Navy taking action, the British easily took care of their little brother.

In fact, it is very simple. The British began to colonize India since the success of the British East India Company in 1600. During the colonial period, they did a lot of things like seizing land and massacring tribes. The outbreak of conflicts with various local kings was simply A common meal.

If it were other countries, facing a powerful enemy, how could some warriors come out to resist? But the problem is that they were too obsessed with Qiang. Instead of uniting with the Tamils ​​to fight against the British, they instead worked with the British to clean up the Thais. Milnadu.

In Tamil Nadu, when the Tamil people were strong, they also bullied the local kings. Of course, those local kings could only gnash their teeth, but there was nothing they could do. Now there is the British eldest brother taking the lead, and the younger brothers below are seeking revenge and revenge. , capturing Tamil people for human sacrifice, while the Tamil beauties were kept as fertility machines.

During the exchanges with the Ming people, the Indian kings discovered a very strange problem, that is, their leader, the British, was so respectful to the Ming people that even they, the native kings, blushed. Naturally, they asked the Ming people for the real situation.

The translators found in India were Chinese people living in various parts of Southeast Asia. They told the king that the Ming Dynasty was now the most powerful country in the world. Their warships were the most powerful in the world and they had millions of troops, not to mention the British. People, even the second most powerful Spanish Empire, in order to please Ming Dynasty, gave Ming Dynasty several provinces of territory.

Through the introduction of the Chinese, these local kings understood that the most powerful country in the world was not Great Britain, but the Ming people in front of them. Not only do they have the most powerful fleet and the strongest army, but they also have the most prosperous country. Since the people of Ming Dynasty are so outstanding, the offspring they will produce must also be outstanding.

So, these earth kings immediately went back to select the beauties from their respective tribes, then dressed them up and sent them to the Ming Expeditionary Fleet, and asked the Ming people to breed them, hoping to give birth to warriors as smart and brave as the Ming people.

When Li Zhixiang learned about this situation, his first reaction was definitely to refuse.

Li Fang said: "Commander, you'd better agree!"

"This is against our military discipline!"

Li Fang retorted: "Our military discipline only prohibits our soldiers from raping women. It is prohibited for any race. But the problem is that these women are voluntary now, and they also offer a lot of gold and silver. If you refuse , if you don’t let the soldiers get rich, they will be hated by others!”

Quite contrary to the traditional customs of the Ming Dynasty, marrying a daughter in India not only does not require a betrothal gift, but also requires a large dowry. Moreover, Indians like gold. When a daughter gets married, the dowry is mostly gold.

Most of the Indian beauties who come to the temporary port now are well-off, like common people or people of lower castes, who have no chance to improve the human race. This kind of good thing needs their noble people to do it.

After Li Zhixiang learned about this situation, his outlook was shocked to pieces. Is there such a weird thing in the world?

However, the fact is happening before our eyes. According to a cursory investigation, these Indian beauties all carry at least tens, hundreds or even thousands of taels of gold, just hoping to give birth to an excellent child in the future.

Chen Fugui explained to Li Zhixiang: "Commander, this is actually not surprising. As early as our Tang Dynasty, Xiaoli also adopted small farming methods. At first, they were small-scale, but let the Tang people who went to Xiaoli, Please come to your home, have a good drink, and let beautiful women sleep with you at night. If you meet someone who is particularly handsome, or has a high IQ and is powerful, you will have multiple beauties sleep with you!"

Li Zhixiang asked: "Is there still such a thing?"

"There are special records!"

Chen Fugui said: "According to Song Dynasty Zhou Hui's notes "Qingbo Magazine", "A boat from the Japanese country (Japan) was drifting on the border (Song Dynasty), with a group of three to twenty people. (Japanese) women were sent to Japan, and when people from Zhongzhou (China) arrived, they chose the most beautiful ones and recommended them to sleep with them, and named them ‘Du Zhong’.”

Hearing this explanation, Li Zhixiang did not want to offend the public. After all, every time the Ming Dynasty Royal Navy officers went to sea, it could be as short as one or two months, as long as half a year, or even longer. The crux of the problem is that in this era, very few women can go to sea. , unless you are European.

The Ming Dynasty navy or ocean-going merchant ships actually prohibited women from boarding the ships because they were considered unlucky. Women could only be carried on specialized passenger ships.

Physiological needs are an objective fact, and it is also a fact that when you solve physiological needs, you can make a small fortune.

What surprised Li Zhixiang even more was that the beauties sent by the Tuwang were not as dark as the natives of Southeast Asia, nor as frighteningly ugly as the Spanish and Dutch. The skin of these beauties was quite white, which was more in line with the aesthetics of the Ming Dynasty people.

Li Zhixiang looked at Chen Fugui in front of him and said, "Are you so excited? Why don't you give me one first?"

"I have no turmoil in my heart. If the commander gives the order, I will resolutely complete the task!"

Chen Fugui said with a serious face.

"Resolutely complete the mission?"

Li Fang kicked Chen Fugui: "Get out of here!"

Chen Fugui said: "Yes!"

"Aren't you not married yet? You can go pick one!"

As soon as Li Fang's voice fell, Chen Fugui's eyes lit up: "Promise to complete the mission!"

As a civilized country, the Ming Expeditionary Army was relatively cautious about this matter. First, they asked military doctors to carefully examine their bodies. They found that almost all of these beauties were between fourteen and twenty years old, and almost [-]% of them were virgins, even if they were not virgins. , also in the nurturing age group.

They looked good and were in good health, and had no intention of deliberately infecting the Ming soldiers with diseases. Therefore, a huge blind date meeting was set up on the pier of the port. Groups of Ming navy soldiers appeared on the pier one after another and began to meet the Ming navy soldiers who came from afar. of beauties commenting.

He looked at them up and down, front and back, looking at their face, figure, and leg shape.

The mentality of the Ming Dynasty people at this time was completely opposite to that of later generations. The Ming Dynasty people, especially those with a certain status, would never marry a foreign woman. At most, they would take concubines. If their status was noble enough, even if they took concubines, they would not leave any children, so as not to Contaminated blood.

Just like today's military officers, when faced with such a good thing, most people are not moved at all because they feel that they are unworthy of their ancestors.

High-caste people in India are basically Aryans, and their looks are in line with the aesthetics of the Ming Dynasty. Of course, these beauties also depend on their eyesight. Both parties are voluntary and there is no forced behavior. Once agreed, both parties begin registration and then engage in a five-day intimate relationship.

As for those who disagree, the translator will tell them that there was no conflict or bloodshed. No, bloodshed happens almost all the time.

This made the British very jealous. This good thing originally belonged to them, but was robbed. There is no way. The Mughal Dynasty is now in decline, and its national power is gradually declining. The Netherlands, Portugal, Britain and other countries have come one after another to establish colonial strongholds in the coastal areas of India, and even fight for the colonial strongholds. The Mughal Dynasty has no idea about this. There is no way.

But India should feel lucky. The British navy is essentially just a group of merchants and pirates. It is not strong in Asia. The Netherlands and Portugal do not have the ambition to become a big country. They can occupy some important ports and establish colonial strongholds. Satisfied.

Conquer all of India? With their small population, they really took over India, and they still don’t know who conquered whom! Those who are ambitious do not have the strength, and those who have strength do not have the ambition. So Ah San can still happily farm, worship God, and be a girl. When he is in a good mood, he dances, sings, and dances to "I Played in the Mud in the Northeast." They were living happily, completely unaware that the threat from the sea was gradually deepening, and the entire South Asian subcontinent was about to face catastrophe.

However, this time the catastrophe came ahead of schedule.

The Ming Dynasty Expeditionary Force stayed in Tamil Nadu for more than a month. When they returned, there were more than [-] beauties. Strangely enough, enjoying the process without having children was the favorite thing of later generations, but in the Ming Dynasty , people not only enjoy the process, but also care about their children.

These more than [-] beauties are all pregnant. The soldiers of the Ming Dynasty are not willing to let them stay in Tamil, but let them go to live in the Ming Dynasty. As for the children they give birth to, they will wait until the children grow up in the future and let them make their own choices.

The local kings and tribal leaders have said that these children will inherit the throne or the position of leader in the future. As for what will happen in the future, no one can say.

When they returned from Thamel with a full load, they found that they seemed to have put the cart before the horse and the work of conquering the Mughals was not completed. But the problem was that the warships and transport ships were full and could not be loaded. They put the full load of wood, spices, rice Throwing away money and treasure is not in line with the traditional habits of Ming people.

Li Zhixiang had no choice but to split the fleet into two. The transport ships came back first, and the warships continued to the Bay of Bengal. Hundreds of warships appeared in the Bay of Bengal, and then attacked the Dutch, Portuguese, British and other countries who were entrenched here indiscriminately. Merchant ships and warships launched fierce attacks.

The naval guns with astonishing caliber spit out thunderous fireballs. The sturdy warships were vulnerable to them. The bastions were no different from paper in front of them. Large groups of fire shot up from various ports into the sky. In just a few days, , all the European warships and armed merchant ships in the Bay of Bengal were sent to the bottom of the sea. The worst thing is that the Europeans still don’t know who is beating them!

After destroying all the European warships in the Bay of Bengal, the fleet rushed into the port and forced a landing. A large number of warriors wearing black clothes and black helmets landed and launched a fierce attack on the Europeans.

The first to be attacked were the Dutch. They used huge stones to build a large bastion at the outlet of the Ganges. There were [-] people stationed inside. The Mughal Dynasty once dispatched more than [-] people to besiege them and gnawed them for eight full years. After months of being unable to gnaw away, they had to withdraw their troops. Therefore, this bastion was also called the "fortress that never fell."

Under the bombardment of the Ming Dynasty naval guns, the never-falling fortress lasted for less than half an hour and turned into a cemetery for the Dutch soldiers guarding the bastion.

The Ming Dynasty attacked towns and villages indiscriminately in India. Whether they were Europeans or Indians, they all gave them a beating. Every time they conquered a place, they robbed all the gold, silver, and beauties there. They have no respect for religion.

In their eyes, the historical temples are nothing but shit, and the most noble Brahmin priests are the ideal targets to kidnap meat tickets and extort huge ransoms.

In the eyes of Indians, the Ming people are like the God of Death crawling out of hell, devouring countless lives mercilessly and driving tens of thousands of indigenous people from their homes to fend for themselves.

The indigenous people also resisted vigorously in order to protect their homes, but their resistance was ruthlessly crushed by heavy artillery and rifles. Their tenacious resistance only resulted in more brutal blows.

When the Ming Dynasty launched a massive attack in India, Anthony, the Dutch governor in Batavia, invited Davis, the governor of the British East India Company, as well as the commander of the French Far East Combined Fleet, the Portuguese, and even Catherine of Venice.

Representatives and important figures from fifteen European countries held a meeting in Batavia, known as the "Batavia Resolution" in history. The main topic of the meeting was to deal with the threat from the Ming Dynasty. All Europeans should unite to fight against the threat. Ming dynasty.

Naturally, the meeting could not unanimously agree. First of all, the Spanish Empire was in the honeymoon period with the Ming Empire, and Venice was the most profitable party in the Ming Dynasty trade. Catherine left the meeting in charge of Aberg, and she took the "Princess Catherine" "He went to Daming."

Although the Princess Catherine is an armed merchant ship of Venice, it was built by Catherine using [-] ducats of gold coins, which according to the current exchange rate with the Ming Dynasty, is almost equivalent to nearly [-] taels of silver and with [-] materials.

The [-]-material ship has a full load displacement of [-] tons. It is also the largest sailboat in Venice so far. The entire armed merchant ship is about five stories high, more than [-] meters tall, and has a total of [-] watertight tanks. Unless If more than one-third of them are filled with water, they may sink.

This means that this ship will only sink unless more than twenty-four watertight compartments are flooded or hit. Of course, it is still necessary to spend a lot of money. At least this Ming-style ship, even if it is not Flying the golden lion flag of Venice will also be recognized as a Ming Dynasty ship. Pirates will not dare to attack unless they are blind.

"Dear Your Majesty the Emperor, I have brought you some important news. How can you thank me?"

After Catherine arrived in Jinzhou, she went to the Regent's Palace without stopping, and came directly to Cheng Shijie, with a serious look on her face.

Cheng Shijie said: "Don't you want to buy artillery again?"

"If you are willing to sell me artillery, I am willing to promise you anything!"

Catherine said more straightforwardly: "Including being your lover, don't worry, I will be His Majesty the Emperor's lover, you will never suffer. I can help you make money, make a lot of money, and I can also help you grab any place in the world. Beauty of the race!”

Cheng Shijie looked at Catherine and said calmly: "Are you from Batavia?"

Catherine was surprised: "How do you know?"

"As a huge empire, Ming Dynasty naturally has its own intelligence and news network!"

Cheng Shijie said: "As a businessman, you should understand that if the money is in place, everything will not be a problem!"

"So, you already know that that idiot Anthony is forming a European anti-Ming alliance?" Catherine seemed to have thought of something: "You planted a spy next to Anthony?"

Cheng Shijie shook his head and said: "Actually, not really. As you know, there is a clear difference in appearance between us Ming people and you Europeans. No matter how you put on makeup, you can't do it!"

Catherine nodded, and now she said a little frustrated: "My important news is worthless!"

“Actually, it’s not worthless, it’s just that it came a little late!”

Cheng Shijie smiled and said: "In this world, the Alliance people are not worthy of you. The Spanish, Portuguese, and the Dutch themselves have all sent this news. In the words of the Dutch, he is fishing!"

"Despicable villain!" (End of chapter)