Da Song: Shhh, I'm really not a prince

Chapter 136 Stop!That's not how poker is played
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Zhao Shi didn't notice Miao,

after all,

In front of Zhao Shi at this time, in addition to Concubine Miao's family, the Miao family, Wen Yanbo's wife brought her daughter, and Fu Bi's wife brought her daughter... Even Wang Deyong asked his daughter-in-law and great-granddaughter to participate. came in.

Obviously,

Although these officials are outside and in the court hall, they are all absolutely arrogant, not to mention bowing their knees to Zhao Shi, even if they lower their eyebrows a little, they all slap themselves hard when they go home, feeling that they have shamed the scholars , did not maintain the backbone that a scholar should have, but...

Privately,
If possible, who wouldn't want to be the head of the country?
of course,

Civil servants all pay attention to a status, and they don't want to be the head of the country on the surface, but want to use my virtuous daughter to save the stubborn prince and give birth to the best successor for the royal family. Keep up with the rescue of Da Song, and don't applaud the scholars?

Zhao Shi couldn't drum anyway,
He just feels tired,
very tired,
Although not every little lady is like Di Yunfan, who only has a head that is useless except for sincerity, and will not come up and ask Zhao Shi to bring her into the palace, or even call her lightly when they first meet, it will not be too much comminicate,
Even so,
When Zhao Shi returned to Empress Cao's side, his head was still buzzing with tiredness, and he wanted to leave as soon as he sat down. Empress Cao even came over and asked, "Have you met a lady you like?"

Zhao Shi shook his head,
No,

not a single one,

Empress Cao was a little disappointed: "The two ladies of your uncle's family can't do it either?"

That's even worse.

Zhao Shi hurriedly sat up and shook his head, otherwise he might close his eyes and grit his teeth. Have you harvested today?"

No need for Zhao Shi himself to say,
As soon as Princess Fukang came over, she lay next to Empress Cao's ear and told about Di Yunfan. Empress Cao was also very satisfied with Di Yunfan.

"How is one enough?"

"You go around again, your father accepted dozens of them at one time, and then you will choose according to your likes or dislikes, the good ones will be promoted to concubines, and the poor ones will be in the palace for a few years before letting them go home. "

"go."

"Go around again."

Zhao Shi was staggered by Empress Cao, and he couldn't even hold his breath for dozens of breaths. Parents of later generations forced marriages, and at least one of them could fool them. Very few parents see you have one and force you to find another one. Unlike Empress Cao, Empress Cao is really not afraid of losing her son's life, the more the better.

Who can handle this!

Zhao Shi simply closed his eyes and took an attitude of passive resistance. Empress Cao had no choice but to scare Zhao Shi: "You can't treat them slowly. Although they are only women, none of their fathers and brothers are good. , even your father would be scolded like a cow if he offended so many people at once, let alone you."

Zhao Shi reluctantly opened his eyes to look at her,

You are doing everything you can to make me die a few years earlier!
Do you really think that everyone is here to participate in some kind of blind date meeting?

Yes,
I don't deny that a large part of it is to catch Zhao Shi, the golden emperor's son-in-law, and the title of empress is still very attractive, but a bigger part is actually...

idle,

Yes,
idle,

Although Zhao Shi went around just now and didn't find any lady he likes, he could clearly see that many people themselves had no hope. It's just that in this era, in this patriarchal society, they are reduced to men's vassals, and they don't even have the opportunity to work. No, every day besides husband and son, I embroider flowers and raise birds, so I heard that Empress Cao held such a lively party that was almost all women, and that's why so many people gathered, almost everyone came, otherwise...

and many more,

Zhao Shi trembled,
Sit up straight, otherwise why put it down first and relax?
that……

Is it possible to make an underground shopping mall exclusively for women?

and,

In this way, can those unemployed women in ghost buildings have a decent job and live more like human beings?
The more Zhao Shi thought about it, the more excited he became,
Even, finally stood up and was ready to go.

only……

Zhao Shi still stepped forward,
Snapped

Empress Cao seemed to have seen through his ready-to-movement, and caught him with a small grasping hand, squinting her eyes and said: "If you don't want to turn around, don't turn around, but if you dare to leave the stage early, so that my mother can't get off the stage, my mother's There is nowhere to show power for a big catcher."

Zhao Shi trembled,
sit down hastily,

But after sitting for a while, he still couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, something really happened, besides, even if the party ends early, as long as the attitude is kind, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"No problem?"

Empress Cao squinted at Zhao Shi, and couldn't help slowing down her voice: "It's not because mother forced you, but since the banquet is open and people are also here, how can you and my mother and son disperse in advance? "Speaking of this, Empress Cao became a little angry again: "Or, if you have any small items that can make these ladies leave without the slightest resentment, the mother will follow you."

"Are you sure?"

Zhao Shi's eyes lit up, and after Empress Cao nodded hesitantly in surprise, he stood up and said directly: "The third son of the emperor, Zhao Zongji, thank you all for ordering your wives and ladies to come to me, and mother, Let’s celebrate the reunion of mother and son together.”

As soon as this word comes out,
Although thank you, the scene gradually quieted down.

Without him,

None of them are fools, and no one can tell that Zhao Shiming is thanking on the surface, but he is actually saying: It's over, I don't want to participate anymore, you all go home!

Is this still available?

Do you really think that our ministers and family members are bowing down to your royal family?
even,

Empress Cao was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Zhao Shi to dare to say it, then she gritted her teeth, stood up and prepared to make up a reason for being unwell, her son was in need of fame now, so he couldn't be really made to be this bad guy, he was just now When fame is needed, see...

Zhao Shi picked it up,
He took out a small square box from his arms, lowered his head to open it, and said with a smile: "So, to thank everyone, I want to teach you a new game."

new game?

Empress Cao frowned slowly, and the other wives and ladies temporarily suppressed their unhappiness, and looked curiously at the box in Zhao Shi's hand, to see what games he could come up with, what games he could come up with It can erase the unhappiness that they were driven away.

Zhao Shi is very confident,

Without him,

What he took out were poker cards. Poker cards are even more popular than mahjong, and there is no need to have too many. As long as there is a game of fighting the ground...fighting corrupt officials, Zhao Shi felt that they could leave with satisfaction, so he just took the opportunity to play Pushing the playing cards outward, there is a similar leaf play in the Northern Song Dynasty, and some people say that the leaf play is actually the origin of playing cards.

whether or not
Anyway, it's not difficult for them to understand, it's just...

The original owner of this pack of playing cards didn't know what was going on crazy. He took a good set of playing cards, even the very expensive ones specially used to play fancy cuts. , is it necessary to have such a big hatred?

Isn't it just watching people's videos showing all the bells and whistles, but buying them yourself but your hands can't keep up with your brains, it doesn't have to be like this!

at last,

slam
Zhao Shiyi tore open the box almost forcefully, and then the colorful playing cards unique to Huaqie in the box were scattered all over the table. Zhao Shi was about to bend down to pick them up, and told them how to play, when he listened...

"Wow!"

wow
even,

Empress Cao couldn't help but wowed, then covered her mouth, and looked obsessively at the colorful poker cards on the table. From different angles, she seemed to be able to see different colors of poker cards: "This is for us to take it alone." One piece, compare the size?"

"of course not."

Zhao Shi hurriedly shook his head,

"That's not how poker is played, it's..."

It's not over yet,

Another person came over, it turned out to be Concubine Miao, who had always had a gloomy face ever since she heard Miao's words. Concubine Miao was careful, as if she was afraid of dusting off, she touched the colorful cards, and then endured He kept raising his head and asked Zhao Shi: "Sanlang, can you sell me one of your playing cards?"

Sell?
No no no,
Zhao Shi shook his head hastily: "Poker is not played like this, it is..."

"I want this big red heart."

"I like this one that looks like it has an old man's head painted on it."

"I like these patterns, they are so beautiful!"

Zhao Shi was startled,
What are you doing?
I haven't said the rules yet!
and,

This is one pair, one pair, each one is worthless. Just as he was thinking, Zhao Shi felt Empress Cao pulling him behind him, and was about to turn his head to speak, when he heard Empress Cao whispering like a thief: "Leave one, not two, for Mother."

Zhao Shi trembled,
Poker is really not played like this, and then I was about to explain it forcefully, so that they don't know what they really want to do, so I saw...

嗖

Suddenly a hand stretched out from the side, grabbed the ace of hearts, and ran away, leaving only a purse that she didn't know how much money she had left, and said: "Sanlang, if there is not enough money, I will make it up later. "Then he ran out of the garden in the blink of an eye.

Princess Fukang,

Zhao Shi looked at her back in disbelief, wait a minute, poker is really not played like this, and then he saw that although most of these women still dare not snatch Zhao Shi's things, their faces are It's almost like a congestion rushing over,

Gudong,

Zhao Shimeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva,
That's not how poker is played.

Then quietly took away the big and small kings, four Ks, four Js, and four Qs, then raised his head and smiled, "Which one do you want?"
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(End of this chapter)