I didn't intend to become a fairy

Chapter 191 Can Cats Spit Fire Make Money?
"A small spell is nothing compared to this benefactor." The monk bowed to everyone, "Thank you all benefactors for your kindness, and thank you for your generosity, so that the little monk can show his ugly face. The little monk is now in Tianhai Temple in the city If you are interested, you can come and offer a few sticks of incense in front of the Buddha."

After speaking, put your hands together and salute with everyone.

He also saluted the middle-aged man who had previously performed.

As expected, he didn't take any of the money that fell on the ground, and walked back to his friends with a smile on his face.Immediately, he showed helplessness, as if he wanted to accuse a few friends, but he couldn't say anything.

The middle-aged trickster who was performing here before dared to invite this monk to perform, so he was quite confident. Seeing that everyone was exclaiming at this monk's magic performance, he was not willing to admit defeat and asked the disciples around him to pick up the magic tricks from the ground. The raised money was returned to the monk, saying it was incense money, and the monk would not take it no matter what, so he took it back and said with a smile:
"This master is good at spells, so he must be an expert, but there are thousands of spells in the world, and the spells that the master can know, the villain can't, the villain knows, and the master may not know."

Then he asked his disciples to bring a knife.

A machete with a wide back, a thick blade and a thin blade, the blade is black and full of pockmarks, and the blade is so bright that it reflects the fire, it is probably more imposing than the one in the vegetable market.

The onlookers exclaimed when they saw it.

"Come!"

I saw the middle-aged man lay down on the wide bench, showing his head and his neck.

Everyone's eyes widened, reflecting the firelight.

The apprentice walked over and raised the knife.

The saber was so heavy that it required two hands to lift it over the top of the head with great effort, and the arms were shaking when it was lifted, and everyone was afraid that they might not be able to hold it stably.

"useless……"

"Ouch……"

Some of the onlookers stopped, some covered their eyes and dared not look, and some exclaimed.

"Master..."

"cut!"

"This……"

"Can't understand?"

"it is good……"

The apprentice also pretended to show a look of impatience——

Grit your teeth!Hands up and down!
"brush!"

The blade of the knife reflected the flames and flashed on the wall.

A round thing fell down and rolled around on the ground a few times.

"what!"

There was even more exclamation among the onlookers.

This voice overwhelmed all the bustle of the night, and people from far away could hear it, and hurriedly ran towards this side.

There are more and more people around.

The Sanhuamao also stared its eyes to the maximum, pressed Song You's arm holding her with its two front paws, and stretched its neck to look forward, as if to see what happened to that head.He turned his head from side to side, with a small amplitude but a very high frequency. Although he didn't speak, and there was no human expression on his face, curiosity and shock could be seen at a glance.

In the blink of an eye, more and more people gathered.

Originally, Song You and Sanhua Niangniang were at the outermost edge of the crowd, but now they have gone to the front, and there are still people coming from behind, and people keep trying to squeeze forward.

"Don't panic!"

There was a voice ahead.

It was the voice of the middle-aged man.

Many onlookers who covered their eyes dared not look until they heard the sound, but they saw that the dead body of the middle-aged man had been separated, and some people cried out in fright.

But take a closer look——

Although the head of the middle-aged man was chopped off from the neck, there was no blood splashed out. The fracture between the neck and the head was very smooth, and the fleshy throat inside was clearly visible, but there was no blood.

The apprentice held up the middle-aged man's head, but the middle-aged man was still opening his mouth and talking continuously.

At one point he said that he had poked his nostrils, at another time he said that he had pulled his hair, and at another time he scolded his apprentice angrily, saying that the apprentice's little finger pressed his eyes.

The apprentice apologized, took a tray, put his head on the tray, walked around with it, and showed everyone one by one.

I saw that the head was as vivid as usual, it didn't look like it had been cut off from the body at all, and it greeted and talked with everyone with a smile, and everyone was amazed.

"Everyone is happy to see it, and the villain is going to ask for a reward!"

"Good life! Be rewarded!"

The Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival will come out to hang out, even if they are not rich and powerful people, they still have some change to buy water, food, and gadgets. Save a copper or two.

Even Song You took out a few copper coins and threw them forward.

The three-flowered cat turned around and stared at him.

"Miss Sanhua, don't be so stingy. If you like it and get excited, it's okay to support her a little bit." The Taoist said, looking down at her, and lowered his voice, "I gave you the few pennies just now. I also saved a lot of money for Empress Sanhua, does Empress Sanhua want to reward him? If I want to reward him, I will do it for Empress Sanhua and throw it over."

"..."

Sanhuamao immediately looked away and stared ahead.

But her eyes flickered, and after hesitating for a long time, she turned her head and meowed at him.

"Miss Sanhua is really generous!"

Song You took out a penny from his pocket and threw it out.

"Thank you very much..."

Says the head on the apprentice's tray.

Immediately something even more surprising happened. The body on the bench over there stood up, turned around, and saluted everyone, but turned around, accidentally got caught by the leg of the chair, and even fell down.

"Ouch!"

The head screamed in pain.

"I'm laughing at you, it's too far away, it's inconvenient to use." He got up and continued to cup his hands, while the head said, "You judges are so magnanimous, the villain should respect you."

Then he asked his apprentice to fetch wine.

But the wine is not drunk from the head, but poured in from the neck of the body.After a while, the head's face was flushed, he was a little drunk, his eyebrows were beaming, and he was so intoxicated that he even sang a song.

All the judges around were amazed.

After a while, the middle-aged man's face became more and more red, and he asked the apprentice to put his head back. Suddenly, he became the same as before, and there was no wound at all.

"It's ugly."

The middle-aged man bowed his hands to everyone, and then made a weak look, saying that the spell just now was too exhausting, and he was already tired, so he begged for another round of rewards, and asked his apprentice to perform for everyone.

The apprentice does not have the skills of the master, but it is not bad.

He brought various paints, mixed them into a pile, and said to everyone that this place is not near the river, and I thought everyone hadn't seen the lantern festival yet, so I asked everyone to take a look first.

Immediately, he drank the paint in one gulp, opened his mouth to spit out the wall, and there was a picture of the riverside lantern festival on the wall.

On the picture is Changjing, which is the lantern festival tonight.

During this period, the crowd was turbulent and there were countless colored lights.

Talented scholars and beautiful ladies walk among them.

Lively and vivid.

Some people who just came back from the Lantern Festival said that the river is like this, and some even found themselves in it.

Song You had already left the crowd with the cat in his arms.

The few scholars and monks before also came out from the crowd and went to the river. When they saw Song You, the monk who had performed before clasped his hands together and bowed in salute.

Song You also hurriedly returned a salute.

The two sides were not far away, and I faintly heard the friend next to the monk asking him. The monk also told the truth, saying that when he walked out of the cloth shop, he happened to see the Taoist turn around and look at him. Only an expert who is cultivated and knowledgeable can see where he is going at a glance, so he salutes.

So those scholars turned around quickly, saluted the Taoist, and then left.

"Taoist priest……"

"Ok?"

"How much money do they make a night?"

"There are a lot of people tonight. People in Changjing are rich, and there are many dignitaries. Maybe..." Song You thought for a while, "Dozens of taels of silver? Or maybe more if you meet noble people."

"Can a cat spit fire make money?"

"Maybe."

"Maybe?"

"I haven't tried it either."

Song You shook his head helplessly, and walked towards the river with her in his arms.

This cat seems to have an obsession with money and making money.

But if you think about it carefully, Empress Sanhua actually doesn't know the difference between poverty and wealth.

She doesn't even care about the size of the house she lives in.

She used to live in that elegant courtyard in Yidu, and she ran up and down every day, walking on the courtyard wall.Now that this small building has been changed, she still runs up and down and walks on the roof.Even staying in a ruined temple on a barren mountain, she still finds the firewood and sundries piled up in the temple and the vegetation on the mountain very interesting. When she shuttles through it quickly, it is like a parkour adventure in a strange terrain, which is very fun.

Empress Sanhua can live well without money. Even in the past, Empress Sanhua didn't know what money is.

Those who really need money are Taoist priests.

So probably not an obsession with money and making money.

It is the obsession with raising Taoist priests.

"..."

The Taoist shook his head and walked calmly.

Suddenly there was a bright light ahead.

Not too bright to say the least.

No matter how bright the candle is, where can it be bright again?

It's just that there are countless colorful lights, and the red candles are connected together, both on the riverside and in the river, the light and dark intertwine in the dimness, and it also has its own charm of lanterns and candles, which may not lose to the neon lights.

Both sides of the river were full of people, and it was very lively.

Changjing's princes and nobles, gifted scholars and beauties, scholars and warriors, and even ordinary people crowded on both sides of the river.There are peddlers in green clothes carrying loads and selling lanterns along the street, there are delicate women in groups of threes and twos carefully putting down the river lanterns on the bank of the river, bowing their heads and closing their eyes without knowing what wishes they made, and some literati are upstairs playing wine orders to poems and flying flowers. There was a voice of exclamation.

Even on the roadside, there are countless people guessing lantern riddles.

All kinds of snacks, drinks and gadgets are even more dazzling, which is a picture of the prosperous lantern festival.

There are countless splendors and prosperity in the world, but the first thing that attracts Taoists is the various lanterns.

The common lantern style in the past is not very brilliant, it is a very common lantern form, at most a little thinner, a little fatter, and more decorations.Even though the Taoist has been to the palace, the lanterns in the palace are extremely exquisite, some are even made of rhino horn and goat horn, which is extremely precious, but the style is relatively uniform, not as colorful as the lanterns at the lantern festival at this moment.

There are countless tricks that people carry in their hands and hang at the door of the shop.

Square, round, oval, fat, thin, round and square, like a box, hung with bead curtains, tassels or streamers, combinations of various shapes, and even lamps that look like horses and dogs.These lanterns with more patterns than people can imagine are just like this world, wonderful and complicated. If you think it is single and rigid, maybe you have stayed on the mountain for too long.

Song You walked and watched, and whispered to the cat in his arms, "Miss Sanhua, why don't we buy a lantern too?"

"Meow?"

"There are expensive ones and there are cheap ones."

"Meow……"

"I forgot to bring out the one at home, not to mention that it's a bit special and it's not easy to bring out, so I had to buy one." Song You said to her, "Does Mistress Sanhua like it?"

"..."

The three-flowered cat thought for a while, stretched its neck and looked in one direction.

The Taoist also looked over.

I saw a shop in front of me was guessing lantern riddles, and if I answered three questions in a row, I would give away a lantern. Many people gathered around and it was very lively.

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