Siheyuan: Don't mess with me, I just want to be a free fish

Chapter 37 Bargaining [Notice of Title Change]

Zhang Yunshang was waiting confidently for Li Weidong to enter the urn, but unexpectedly he said such a sentence, which almost choked him to death.

You know, he also has a share in this bed, if it falls into his hands, wouldn't it be a loss?
Although it will be very valuable if it is stored for decades, at that time, there is no need to sell it, and it will be directly dismantled and beaten into a coffin.

"I said little brother, there is no such thing as you. I worked so hard to get the bed. You said that your house has no place to put it? Even if you want to bargain, we don't have to do it like this?"

Zhang Yunshang stared at Li Weidong helplessly, as if he dared to say no and would fight him desperately.

"Old man, I'm not going to lie to you. My place is only a few square meters. I still share a bed with my brother. Where can I put such a big bed? We can't demolish the house, can we?"

Li Weidong spread his hands and explained.

"You kid, it's not the idea of ​​attacking my house, is it?" Zhang Yunshang said suddenly.

"How can it be, you really misunderstood, even if I want to buy it, I can't afford it." Li Weidong immediately denied it.

"In this way, you can buy the bed first, and if you really don't have a place to put it, you can put it here with me first, and when you have a place, you can move it away."

Zhang Yunshang thought of an idea.

It's just that Li Weidong is like watching an old liar.

Are you so stupid?

Moreover, he bought the bed for sleeping, and he didn't collect it.

"Forget it, I'll go home and clean up my house again, but it will cost a lot of money. You can always see how to change this bed. If it's too expensive, I really can't afford it." Li Weidong was helpless road.

If Zhang Yunshang really believed Li Weidong's words, he would have spent so many years in vain.

He shook his head slightly contemptuously, and then said: "The bed is made of high-quality rosewood, and the weight is enough. In the past, it didn't cost a few hundred yuan. Don't even think about it. It's difficult right now. Picked up a bargain."

"Don't be a fool when you are old, just say it."

"Okay, since you are so forthright, little brother, then I won't hide it anymore. Whoever let us hit it off, let's just buy it now, [-] catties of wheat!"

Hearing Zhang Yunshang's quotation, Li Weidong turned away without saying a word.

This is no longer taking him for a fool, but trying to pluck all his hair out.

"Hey, don't go."

Zhang Yunshang was also in a hurry, and hurriedly grabbed Li Weidong.

"Old man, if you don't want to change, just say so, there's no need to make fun of me.

What year is this?
It only costs a few dozen yuan to buy a new bed, and it is still made of high-quality solid wood.

And you don't know how hard it is to get food these days, right?
Eight hundred catties of wheat?
I don't even know how you keep saying this.

Even if you sell all of my hundred catties, it's still not enough for a fraction. "

Li Weidong's words directly made Zhang Yunshang's face flushed, not because of shame, but because he couldn't get in the conversation and was in a hurry.

"Who doesn't want to change it? You also said that a good solid wood bed costs dozens of dollars.

Eight hundred catties of wheat are ground into 80 flour, which is only six hundred catties. How much does it cost in grain and oil stores?

Two cents a catty!
Do the math, isn't it only 120 yuan?
How expensive is it to spend more than 100 yuan to buy a big rosewood bed? "

Zhang Yunshang also had plausible words, as if he was already very cheap.

"I said, old man, are you just pretending to be a fool with me?

Your family runs the grain and oil store, so you can buy as much as you want?

You are an out-and-out city resident, you have a grain book at home, you don't know the rules of buying grain, right?

Go to the black market and inquire about how much a catty of white flour costs. As far as I know, there is no less than [-] cents.

Even if 500 catties of wheat is converted into [-] catties of white flour, it is still [-] yuan.

What's more, with such a large amount, who would dare to sell it to you? "

With the game farm, Li Weidong has no shortage of wheat at all, it is nothing more than a few more days of sunshine.

However, he couldn't be taken advantage of.

Otherwise, you will be cut off by the opponent in the future.

"Even if it's 500 yuan, you've got a great deal. The longer you keep this stuff, the more valuable it will be." Zhang Yunshang tried hard to defend.

"If I want to collect it, how about just buying an antique bed from the Ming and Qing Dynasties? Do I need to buy this new one? I use it for sleeping. A bed that costs hundreds of dollars, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep."

Li Weidong still shook his head, as if he would not buy it unless the other party lowered the price.

"Okay, then tell me, how much wheat?"

Zhang Yunshang saw that there was no way to go on like this, so he could only give in.

"Two hundred catties of wheat!" Li Weidong raised two fingers.

"Two hundred pounds?"

Zhang Yunshang's voice increased several times.

"Little brother, I think you look quite upright, why is your heart dark? Two hundred catties, I can't even earn money for running errands."

"Three hundred catties, no more. After I give you all the wheat in my family, I can only eat corn bread this winter." Li Weidong cried poorly.

"770 catties." Zhang Yunshang started the bargaining mode.

"Three hundred and three."

"Seven hundred!"

"Four hundred!"

"Six hundred and five."

"Four hundred and five."

In the room, the two stared at each other, one was not willing to go down, and the other was not willing to go up.

its stuck.

Finally, Zhang Yunshang couldn't bear it any longer, and said with a sad expression: "Little brother, look at me, I'm quite old, how many years do I have to live? I just want to eat a few mouthfuls of food before I die. When you get to the bottom, you can also be a full ghost."

Li Weidong seemed to be moved, he squeezed his eyes hard, and said, "Old man, I know it's not easy for you. You are alone without your children by your side. Six hundred and five is six hundred and five. From now on, every month I will I will give you 65 catties of wheat for ten months, and I can come to see you by the way."

"Little bastard, you have to force me to swear, don't you? 580 catties of wheat, even a catty less, I'll give you a recliner by the way."

Zhang Yunshang glared at Li Weidong fiercely.

"Okay, who told me to look at you like seeing my dead grandfather, so let's both have a good time, and you can put on that arhat bed for me."

Li Weidong stretched out his hand and pointed, and it happened to be an Arhat bed opposite the door of the living room.

"Hehe, you little bastard has sharp eyes. The arhat bed is made of mahogany, but it's been a few years. When I was alive, my father liked to sleep on it the most. If you don't mind it, you can move away."

Zhang Yunshang said with a smile.

He was sure that Li Weidong would not want this kind of furniture.

"Forget it, since it's something my ancestors liked, I won't win people's love, 580 catties of wheat, it's done! But, I have one request."

Sure enough, Li Weidong no longer cared about the arhat bed.

If so much food is exchanged for a rosewood bed, some people will definitely call him a prodigal, but from another perspective, he has actually made money.

The value of a thing depends on whose point of view it is.

When you are about to starve to death, a steamed bun is worth more than a piece of gold.

In the same way, Li Weidong can continue to harvest wheat by basking in the sun. In his eyes, it is naturally nothing.

On the other hand, when the other party is hungry every day, it is also profitable to exchange a few hundred catties of wheat for a bed that cannot eat or drink.

This is called taking what you need.

"any request?"

Seeing that Li Weidong agreed, Zhang Yunshang also breathed a sigh of relief, and his attitude changed significantly.

[Speaking of an important thing, because the title of the book Lie Ping contains a certain amount of negative energy, it was notified to rectify it, so the title of this book will be changed to (Siheyuan: Don't mess with me, I just want to be a free fish) everyone must Don't forget the way home! 】

　The title of the new book [Siheyuan: Don't mess with me, I just want to be a free fish]

　　
　
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