urban life

Chapter 381 I'm Her Father, I'm His Mother

At night, Zhou Zihui's school.

The university opened, and the entire boys' dormitory was bustling with people, drinking and drinking, telling the story of reunion and friendship.

"You really are a thief." Gu Ze patted Yu Xionghua on the shoulder, and said in a joking tone, "How big is the fire in your house? Is it over? Are parents dead?"

"Fuck, don't talk about this. Now that I think about it, I really want to slap myself." Yu Xionghua pulled the corner of his mouth, shook his shoulder hand, and said a little angrily, "Does your girlfriend have a festival with me? ? You target me when you meet. I thought it was a matter of a few thousand yuan, but your girlfriend ordered 12 yuan of food as soon as she came up, and they co-operated to kill me like a winner?"

The moment Yu Xionghua agreed to pay the bill, he was still a little proud.

In ancient times, there was a story of "Tang Minghuang smiled for Concubine Yang and sent lychees thousands of miles away", and now there is "Yu Xionghua chased girls with a smile and spent a lot of money". Who knew that such a horrible scene would happen.

At that time, there was an idea in his mind.

The timing is wrong, retreat quickly.

Walk for the best.

This is a big shame.

"Hehe." After hearing the words, Gu Ze smiled, "Slapping a swollen face to pretend to be fat is talking about people like you."

After a pause, he continued: "Man, the most important thing in this life is to know the current affairs. After you ran away, we still ate at that hotel, which cost 10 yuan, and Zhou Zihui paid for it. Look at the situation , with this level of arrogance, you and Zhou Zihui are not in the same world at all, so let's die."

"No!" I thought that my friend had given up the idea of ​​harassing Zhou Zihui in the face of the huge reality, but who knew that the other party was still obsessed with it, and refused with a gleam in his eyes, with an extremely firm look, "I finally met such a It is impossible for a girl who is beautiful, rich and innocent to give up. With your girlfriend here today, I lost my hand, otherwise such a thing would not have happened. "

"so?"

"So... I have to stalk Zhou Zihui."

"Hey, a firm boy." Just at this moment, a dull voice sounded behind the two, with a hint of ridicule in his tone, "I like it."

The two frowned and looked back.

I saw three boys coming in from the door of the dormitory. The one in front of his head was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, followed by two burly young men. The three of them walked in without their consent.

Seeing the doubts of the two, the boy with gold glasses said, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Li Kun, Zhou Zihui's classmate, former suitor, the one who was kicked on the ground by her brother."

That's right, it was Li Kun and his two younger brothers who came.

Before the two of them could speak, Li Kun continued: "I came here today for one thing, to warn you not to harass Zhou Zihui, look what you are, a toad can no longer be used to describe you, stop doing those things It's all about you. It's up to you whether you listen or not. Anyway, I have suffered from Zhou Zihui's brother. You think the harassment is cool, but I can only say that you are stupid."

Although Shi Yin warned Gu Ze repeatedly, he still told Zhou An about the matter. Zhou An knew nothing about the school, so he called Li Kun and asked him to help solve it. Kun is not willing to provoke other people, he is not a rich second generation with no brains, offending others for no reason.

But if he didn't help Zhou Zihui solve this matter, he would have to offend Zhou An. After thinking about the scene in the bar at that time, Li Kun took a deep breath and nodded in agreement.

People have to bow their heads under the roof.

Li Kun didn't expect that one day he would have a positive role.

After the words fell, the two younger brothers immediately surrounded Yu Xionghua, looking at each other unkindly, as if they had the urge to do something at the next moment.

"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." The atmosphere was extraordinarily tense, Gu Ze put on a smile on his face, and quickly smoothed things over, "My friend just wants to make friends with Zhou Zihui next time, and has no other ideas."

When Gu Ze spoke, an embarrassed smile appeared on Yu Xionghua's face.

"That's good." Li Kun glanced at the two of them, seemed to agree with their point of view, then nodded, and said softly, "Don't harass Zhou Zihui, hello, hello, hello everyone. Once Zhou Zihui gets a little unhappy , her brother is not happy, I am a little unhappy, don't worry, you will not be too happy."

After threatening, Li Kun waved his hands, and then walked out of the dormitory with his two younger brothers.

The dormitory fell into silence for a while. About half a minute later, Gu Ze gradually woke up, raised his eyes to look at his friend, and asked in a muffled voice, "How is it? Are you still going to pursue Zhou Zihui?"

After hearing the question, Yu Xionghua touched his chin and replied word by word: "I want to live."

Then he continued in an aggrieved tone: "Why don't I just pursue a girl? It's only natural for men and women to love each other. It's fine to just refuse. Is there a need to threaten her at the door? Surprise me, is Zhou Zihui her brother? Are you a gangster?"

Yu Xionghua was just an ordinary college student from an ordinary family. He had never seen such a scene, so he was naturally a little scared.

At the moment when he was surrounded, a picture of grass growing tall on his grave suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Refused to listen to you?"

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"Hey, silly dog, you've gained weight."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Really, I lied to you, you are a puppy."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"That's right, you were originally a dog, but now you are even more of a dog. This is a compliment, saying that you are a dog among dogs."

Qiyue tilted her head, stared at the excrement shovel officer with both eyes, wagging her tail restlessly, with a puzzled look on her face.

Zhou An stroked the stupid dog with a smile on his face. He hadn't seen him for a long time. He really missed this stupid dog a little.

Without this stupid dog, I lost a companion when I ran in the morning, and the family was a little less angry. Zhou An was really uncomfortable playing games at home alone.

In the past, when he played games, he would squat beside him in July, staring at the computer screen intently, accompanied by roars, as if he could understand, and sometimes mocked Zhou An.

This dog is about to mature.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Where did you go, Mama? Hearing you came back, she ran away carrying the train overnight."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Work overtime? Add hammer work! Dude, I'm your mom's future husband, do you understand me? I'm sure I understand better than you. If you understand a hammer, you understand."

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Zhou Zihui was very puzzled, why her brother and a dog could chat together, and the chat was so familiar, as if two real puppies were talking.

One has a basic understanding of human nature, and the other has a little understanding of human nature.

At this moment, there was a sound of the door opening, and Qiyue's crystal clear eyes lit up instantly, she gave up entanglement with the excrement shovel officer, and with a cheerful smile on her face, she ran towards the door wagging her tail.

"MD, stupid dog!" Zhou An scolded angrily.

The door opened, and Hou Mengting was wearing a brown coat, blue jeans, and carrying a handbag, simple yet elegant.

Hou Mengting ignored the enthusiastic puppy, but focused on Zhou Zihui who was on the sofa, pursed her lips and said, "Xiaohui is here, is the journey going well? I'll ask your brother to find someone to check the car back to Shanghai. He insists on letting you drive back, it is thousands of kilometers from Peach Blossom Town to Shanghai, it will tire you out."

"Hi, sister-in-law, I'm not tired." Although Zhou Zihui was very familiar with her, she was still so cautious, and immediately stood up and replied.

"It's good if you're not tired." Hou Mengting said while putting on the slippers brought in July, "Your brother was accompanied by me, and he complained a lot when he drove back to his hometown. Comparing you and your brother, you are like living flowers." Mulan, but Hua Mulan is not as beautiful as our Xiaohui."

"This is chatter." Zhou An's tone was full of helplessness.

While elevating Zhou Zihui, she also belittled him.

A woman actually attacked her husband in order to please another woman.

It's just too vicious.

"Go and cook."

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Zhou Zihui watched her brother stare at her sister-in-law, and walked into the kitchen with great reluctance, with a perfect arc quietly drawn at the corner of her mouth.

The love between brother and sister-in-law is so interesting and envious.

"Is it depressing to start school?"

Hearing her sister-in-law's question, Zhou Zihui sat on the sofa and calmly replied, "It's okay."

"When I was in school, every time I went back to school during the winter and summer vacations, my heart was heavier than going to the grave." Hou Mengting kicked away the loving Qiyue next to her, and smiled and teased, "Xiaohui, your mentality is much better than mine. gone."

"There's nothing I can do if I don't go back to school."

"That's true." Hou Mengting smiled, suddenly thought of something, turned around and walked into the room, and took out a lot of packages in a short while, colorful, and said as she walked out of the room, "By the way, I was with your brother two days ago. When you were shopping, I bought you some spring clothes for you to take to school. Throw away the clothes your brother bought for you, such a beautiful little girl, just buy some black and white clothes to cover The youthful vigor of our Xiaohui."

"Oh." Zhou Zihui nodded, "Thank you sister-in-law."

"Hey, you already call me sister-in-law. The whole family doesn't speak two languages."

For this sister-in-law, Hou Mengting loves her very much, even more than her own brother Hou Junda, caring about Zhou Zihui's food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Compared to Hou Junda, my sister-in-law is more obedient and cuter, like a little mouse, so timid that she loves her.

Since my sister-in-law calls her sister-in-law, they are a family, and she has the responsibility to take good care of each other and live happily.

Zhou An in the kitchen looked up at the two sisters-in-law and smiled slightly.

During their busy work, the sisters always find time to help him take care of his family, talk to the elderly in Taohua Town, buy various things, clothes, supplements, etc. Some time ago, Grandpa Zhou An caught a cold, and Hou Mengting was anxious to talk to Like an ant in a hot pot, she called three times a day. After her grandfather got better, she gradually felt relieved.

These little things are very simple, but also very difficult.

The dinner ended when Zhou Zihui couldn't eat any more. Taking advantage of the fine weather, the three of them went out for a walk with a dog.

At the end of the Spring Festival, the weather is slowly improving and the warmth is gradually rising. The magic is not as cold as it was some time ago. Walking by the river, sometimes a spring breeze blows by, and I feel inexplicably comfortable.

Zhou Zihui led Qiyue for a walk in front, while Zhou An and Hou Mengting followed arm in arm.

"Brother, let me ask you something."

"Say."

"Is your sister in control?"

"Ok?"

"For some trivial matter, you actually reached out to the school. Is your desire to control so strong? I'm afraid Xiaohui has someone she likes, right? What a disgusting thought."

"Hou Mengting, you idiot!"

"Oh, by the way, my brain is not good, you need to take care of me."

"The brain is not good, I only suggest reopening."

"Before reopening, I must pull you up, and we will turn into a pair of colorful butterflies, flying lightly, you are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world."

"Are you dependent on me?"

"You always say I'm 'Lao Lai'."

".,really!"

The magic city at night is so bustling and bustling, especially the Bund, there are always so many tourists coming to see the bustling scenery, and there are many young ladies and brothers who are live broadcasting and shooting videos, taking pictures everywhere with their mobile phones.

"Hello, you two."

Just as Zhou An and Hou Mengting were strolling by the river, a shrill voice sounded from behind.

Turning around, I saw two girls behind, about [-] years old, beautiful, young and energetic, one was wearing a white hat, holding a microphone, the other was wearing a mask, holding a mobile phone, looking at the two of them.

"Hello." Zhou An nodded.

"Do you have time for a street interview?" The girl in the hat was stunned for a moment, as if surprised by something, but she quickly realized it and asked softly.

"I'm sorry, no." Zhou An shook his head, and refused as always. He has a handsome appearance, and he often has various inexplicable street interviews when he walks on the street.Hey, no way, I'm too handsome.Suddenly noticed the eyes projected from the side, thought for a while, and quickly said, "No problem!"

Zhou An looked up at Hou Mengting beside him.

What?

Free to be bored, play.

You are going too far.

You are used to it, hehe.

When the two are together, Hou Mengting can always do unexpected things, as if she is a different person. She used to be aloof, but she also has a naive side and curious moments.

She believes that the love between the two cannot be as plain and tasteless as clear water, otherwise the love will not last long.

In order to last the love, it is necessary to inject some interesting things in life, a gift, a gossip story, a video, so when the two of them stay together, Hou Mengting is willing to try new things.

As long as Zhou An is by her side, she dares to do anything, because her buddies will always support her behind her back.

"Cai." His own women had to be pampered, Zhou An had a smile on his face, and turned to the two girls.

"Oh." The girl in the hat was a little disappointed, but after hearing the answer behind, she nodded instantly, took the microphone to the two of them, and asked softly, "May I ask what is the relationship between you two?"

"I'm her father."

"I'm his mother."

The two answered in unison, and came up with a different answer.

After speaking together, Zhou An and Hou Mengting seemed to have widened their eyes in agreement, opened their mouths slightly, and looked at each other with extremely surprised expressions, as if they were shocked by the other's answer.

At this moment, the two interviewers next to him were also shocked, and they quickly came back to their senses, speechless on their faces.

One father, one mother.

What are you two doing here?
Playing so perverted?

(End of this chapter)