urban life

Chapter 367 'Daddy'

"you are boring?"

"really!"

"Then there's no need to follow us."

"Oh, sister, don't worry, I'm very self-aware, and I won't disturb your two-person world." Hou Junda stared at the phone with piercing eyes, and waved his hands.

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Hou Mengting really wanted to say that you have disturbed our two-person world now, but for the sake of my brother, I forgave his abruptness, after all, she is only such a younger brother.

In the winter in the Northeast countryside, it is very boring to stay at home with the wind and clouds and heavy snow.

As an authentic southerner, Zhou An had never seen heavy snow at first, so he was somewhat interested in it, but as time passed, he also felt bored.

So I took Hou Mengting to the nearest ski resort to experience the thrill of sliding down from the top of the mountain.

The two old people were too old to move, so Zhou An and Hou Mengting set up another light bulb, and their brother-in-law Hou Junda.

Hou Junda, who was immersed in his personal world, suddenly sensed a burst of resentment, as if he could support ten evil sword fairies, glanced at it, and said in a complaining tone: "Hou Mengting, are you still my sister? With a husband, forget Brother, you are too low-level, so I will just give you a ride, and when I arrive at the ski resort, I will immediately disappear from your sight, okay?"

"You can't drive yourself?"

"Hey, I really can't."

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Hou Lin is a car repairer and a veteran drag racing driver. It can be said that he knows cars very well. However, one of his two children drives slowly, as if taking a walk, and the other is even better, and he can't drive at all.

He often lamented that his driving skills could not be inherited by his two children, and sometimes he doubted whether the children were his own.

Of course, he suffered a heavy hammer from the mother-in-law.

While driving carefully, Zhou An wanted to cheer up in the icy and snowy weather, while looking at his brother-in-law through the rearview mirror, he said unhurriedly, "How are you and Xiang Jing?"

"That's it." Hou Junda was lying on the back seat, holding the phone in both hands, his thumbs were twitching, and he sent a message.

"What is that like?" As a sister, Hou Mengting was worried about her younger brother's emotional path.

"It's none of your business!" As the words came out, there was a burst of coolness, and I raised my eyes to look at the beautiful face of the old lady, covered with frost, and smiled awkwardly, clenched her right hand into a fist, "Don't worry, old lady!" , just with my looks, figure, and facial features like your brother, Xiang Jing can't escape my Wuzhishan, she will change from your best friend to your sister-in-law sooner or later."

Hou Mengting looked at Hou Junda carefully, and suddenly felt a little suspenseful.
Very hanging!
Where did this kid get the confidence and courage to say such a thing.

"Very good!" My sister nodded calmly, "I recorded the audio, and I will send it to Xiang Jing later."

"Sister, my dear sister." As soon as the words finished, the limp Hou Junda quickly got up and begged, "You can't do this, my brother's happiness for the rest of his life is in your hands, you don't want the Hou family to die, do you? .”

Depend on!
So you kid pretended to be a wolf with a big tail?Zhou An thought to himself.

Along the way, Hou Junda signed various unequal treaties, and finally reached an agreement with his own sister, so there was no follow-up.

Zhou An watched his brother-in-law delete the audio happily, and then glanced at his sisters who were calm and composed.

He can guarantee [-]% that this girl has a backup, once she gets angry, it will be the end of Hou Junda.

A scheming woman.

About an hour's drive to Dongling Ski Resort.

The hills are undulating, and the slides are covered with white snow, as if covered with thick white quilts, and the feet creak on the ground.

Because winter is a good season for skiing, tourists from all over the world come here to experience the fun of skiing, so this ski resort is very popular. There are not only a family of three traveling in person, but also professional skiers.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really expensive." After paying the tickets to the ski resort, Zhou An couldn't help smacking his lips, "It's 810 yuan a day for one person, and that's just the ticket price. This boss just grabs the money and forgets."

"It's Chinese New Year now, the peak tourist season, and it will be much cheaper to come back later." Hou Mengting explained, "I said that you can go skiing in our Zhuangzi casually, but you want to come to this place. "

"Hou Mengting, do you want to inherit my inheritance?" Zhou An turned around and said solemnly, "Snow skiing? You really want your husband to die. Let me tell you, we are not married yet, buddy, I will die." No, you won't get a dime."

"roll!"

"okay!"

Zhou An smiled instantly, and took Hou Mengting's slender hand to the ski resort.

"Brother-in-law, you went wrong." Hou Junda next to him pointed to the right, "The ski equipment provided by the ski resort is here."

"I'm going to buy ski equipment." Zhou An replied, "As a professional skier and enthusiast, a set of ski equipment is a must."

"Are you sick?" Hou Mengting gave him a blank look.

This man just complained about the expensive tickets to the ski resort, but now he is going to buy skis.

"I have money."

Hou Junda said, "Brother-in-law's ski equipment is included in the ticket."

"I have money."

"If you have money to burn, how many times can you ski a year?" Hou Mengting said.

"I have money."

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Seeing that the siblings were speechless, a smug smile suddenly appeared on Zhou An's face, and he said, "First, the snow equipment worn by others may have made something, you two have to wear it yourself, I don't wear it. Second, I have money, so it is easy to buy a set of ski equipment. Third."

Speaking of this, he paused, as if thinking about something, and then said very seriously: "Third, I'm really rich."

Well, the siblings were successfully persuaded by Zhou An that the ski equipment provided by the ski resort has been used by others in various ways, and there are countless traces on it, just like the kettles in the hotel, none of them are clean, for those who are a little clean For sure, I can't accept it.

Moreover, Zhou An is indeed very rich, and the money is for enjoying, not saving.

What's more, anyway this 'key' checkout.

While Dongling Ski Resort provides free skiing equipment for tourists, it also provides opportunities for generous tourists to purchase skiing equipment.

Skiing is a luxury sport, and the value of a simple set of skis is also very expensive.

Compared with the place where the slides are used for free, the slide shop is much empty, and the clerks walk around the store to introduce products and provide opinions for customers.

"Hi three, how can I serve you?" A short female shop assistant came up with a warm smile on her face.

"A set of sliders that fit my figure." Zhou An replied.

Hou Junda opened his eyes slightly: "Where is my brother-in-law?"

Hou Mengting tilted her head and snorted lightly: "Huh?"

"Don't you want it?" Zhou An blinked those pure water eyes, with a puzzled expression on his face, patted his brother-in-law on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Hou Junda and I are getting married, you have to do it for your brother-in-law and me." Only by saving some money can I give your sister a good life."

Then he looked up at Hou Mengting who had an expression on his face: "Sisters, you know me well. Since you want to marry me, you have to save money for me."

"Press again, I'm fucking dead."

"." Before he finished speaking, his throat was immediately blocked. Zhou An coughed several times before recovering, and said to the little clerk, "Three sets of sliders."

The short clerk twitched the corners of his mouth. This handsome guy seemed to be out of his mind, but he was a professional after all. He walked in front and guided the three of them.

"Do the three of you have any preference for skating?" the little clerk asked.

"No!" Zhou An shook his head, "Whatever is expensive in your shop, just give me three sets based on the most expensive one."

Hearing this, the little clerk secretly took a deep breath, trying to restrain the ecstasy in his heart.

Mom!
It's not that this handsome guy has a problem with his brain, it's that I have a problem with my brain.

sorry!
Handsome guy, you are simply the male god in my mind, no, the male god of male gods.

Allow me to call you Daddy.

Skiing is a luxury sport, excluding tickets or medical expenses for injuries, the value of the sliders is very expensive, ranging from thousands to tens of thousands. At this time, she was very annoyed, annoyed by this broken slider The most expensive set of sliders in the store is only more than 2 yuan, which does not meet the identity and status of this 'daddy' at all.

The three of Zhou An didn't know much about skiing, and they didn't know how to match the skis, so they simply chose the most expensive set.

For 90.00% of life items, the most expensive is the best.

Three sets of sliders, after the discount, 660 yuan.

Such an auspicious number.

"Hiss..." Zhou An frowned slightly after paying the bill, "It's not as expensive as I imagined."

"Daddy", the boy thought so too, the little clerk thought to himself.

After finally meeting a big client, she felt deeply guilty for not being able to provide him with the best products.

Although there were thousands of words in his heart, the little clerk still adhered to the clerk's rules, bowed ninety degrees, and said in a tone full of self-blame, "Sir, I'm sorry."

"Forget it, let's leave it at that." Zhou An waved his hands, and with the help of the clerk, he put on his skates and ran outside with the skateboard. He couldn't wait to experience the fun of skiing, "Goodbye."

"Goodbye, 'Daddy'!" The little clerk replied subconsciously, and suddenly noticed the strange eyes from the side, coming from the wife and brother-in-law of 'Daddy', overcame the embarrassment with great courage, and bowed again: "You go slowly."

"Fuck, did you get lucky today?" When Hou Mengting and the two left, the entire skate shop became joyful, as if the atmosphere suddenly flowed, and a clerk next to him looked surprised, "Sold three sets at once. .”

"Hey!" The little clerk looked up at the ceiling at 45 degrees and sighed deeply, "My 'Daddy' loves me so much."

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Zhou An didn't know when he had an extra "daughter". At this time, he was in the ski resort, setting off waves after waves.

"Brother, are you a dog?" Hou Mengting folded her arms and looked at her man helplessly, "Why are you digging holes?"

"I can't stand still." Zhou An raised his head and said a little aggrieved.

Just this thing, and you still say that you are a professional skier?Even worse than the kids next to him, he really has face.

Hou Mengting gave up the idea of ​​complaining about the other party, approached Zhou An, pulled him up from the ground, and said seriously: "The skis are parallel and shoulder-width apart; the upper body is upright and slightly tilted forward, and the knees are slightly bent forward. Lift the buttocks upwards; sink the center of gravity and maintain stability”

Because she is a native of the Northeast, she grew up among the ice and snow, and knows a little about skiing, so she taught Zhou An hand in hand.

"Yo!"

"Hey!"

"Aha!"

"A thief!"

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About an hour later, Hou Mengting looked at the buddies in front of her, feeling a little lost for a while.

I have to admit that this world is always so unfair. In front of real talent, hard work is not worth mentioning at all.

Some people study hard and learn skiing skills for several months, but Zhou An can ski well in less than an hour. Even though this is a beginner course, it still can't hide the demeanor of his buddies.

Hou Mengting seems to understand now why his buddy Xiao Jiangming gave him the nickname of bastard.

Seemingly derogatory, but actually full of praise.

Zhou An is a mess in everything he does, but he is always so talented.

I can only use a mixed word to comfort the pain in my heart.

"Handsome or not?" Zhou An snowballed, stopped beside the sisters, put his hands on his hips, and asked in a smug tone.

"Handsome!" Looking at his expression, Hou Mengting did not suppress his aura, but said from the bottom of her heart, "Dude, sometimes I really suspect that you are the illegitimate child of God, otherwise, everything you do will be like that." Simple."

However, Zhou An was not happy about it. Instead, he put on a serious face and said, "Don't be embarrassed, I am a person with real skills. Skiing is not as difficult as I imagined."

He can admit other things, but he absolutely does not admit that he has God's father's help when it comes to skiing.

Because after a short study, he suddenly discovered that skiing and surfing have something in common.

Surfing is to use the strength of the legs to dance in the waves of the sea, and to maintain the balance of the body in the waves.The same is true for skiing. The most important body part is the legs. When sliding down from the top of the mountain, pay attention to the surrounding environment and slide down the mountain with a beautiful posture.

Of course, compared to surfing, skiing is more dangerous. If you accidentally fall down, you will be injured, and even die.

"All right, all right, you're the best at writing." Hou Mengting coaxed her fiancé like a rainbow child.

"That's it!" Zhou An thrust his waist, but broke his writing brush, suddenly thought of something, with a bright smile on his face, and said as he slid towards the cable car, "Look, sisters, I'll give you a good show." Down."

"Are you sick?" Looking at Zhou An like that, Hou Mengting instantly understood what he wanted to do, and hurriedly followed him, and said to him seriously, "You are only a beginner, and you just want to play some tricks. , Do you want to die? If you want to die, die sooner, so I can find another man sooner."

"Hee hee!" Zhou An shyly smiled when he got to the cable car, "I'm just playing in the junior course, absolutely no other place. Can I slide down from that mountain?"

While speaking, he pointed to a mountain top about tens of meters high, his eyes filled with anticipation and expectation.

"No!" Hou Mengting shook her head firmly, "You can slide down from there."

Zhou An followed the fingers of the sisters, and was immediately speechless: "Sisters, those are children's play."

"Are you playing or not?" Hou Mengting crossed her arms, serious and serious.

"Play!"

"Virtue!"

(End of this chapter)