urban life

Chapter 327 No, uncle, do you really want it?

There is a strange combination in Shanghai today, a handsome guy, a kid, and a Samoyed, whose behavior is eye-catching. The handsome guy is holding on to the dog leash, leisurely and comfortable, as if walking freely; the kid is carrying a white plastic bag, which contains many empty bottles; Samoyed is cute and lively, arousing love and affection in the heart.

The combination of two people and one dog is of course Zhou An and his party.

In order to complete the practical homework, Zhou An changed several places to collect a certain number of empty cans. While picking up trash, he shot videos to satisfy the kindergarten teacher's ulterior motives.

What a pervert!

Zhou An noticed the strange eyes casted by the people around him. There were doubts, understanding, sympathy, and pity. The complexity burned his "CPU". Of course he understood the meaning, after all, picking up trash is not a "noble" 'It's normal to be despised and disdainful for your job, and you have children and stupid dogs with you.

However, he doesn't care. Most people only see the superficial things and don't go deep into the reasons why they care?
Zhou An faced the sun and straightened his chest. In the cold winter, there was a warm light shining, which made people feel happy physically and mentally.

"Uncle, take a picture." Jiang Tianlei picked up the drink bottle again, with a bright smile on his round face.

"it is good!"

With a click, Zhou An looked at the photo carefully, as if he could feel the purpose of the kindergarten teacher's assignment of this practical homework.

One is to satisfy their bad taste. The children who used to be clean and cute are now a bit unkempt, which is a great contrast. Zhou An wants to see the practical homework of other children. It must be very interesting.

The second is to cultivate children's working spirit. Children of this generation are born as "little emperors" in their families. They have never worked too much, and sometimes they need to be educated.

"Brother Lei, are you tired?" Zhou An took out a tissue and wiped the sweat on the bear's forehead. The child's system is in the developmental stage and he sweats easily. Jiang Tianlei's face was overflowing with sweat. Filled with all kinds of beverage bottles, he said with concern: "It's almost done, your practical homework has been completed."

"Not tired." Jiang Tianlei smiled honestly. He didn't feel tired from sweat. Instead, his black eyes shone brightly, and he lifted the plastic bag with a look of high spirits. "Uncle, is it enough?"

"Totally enough! Not enough for me to hack your teacher to death." Zhou An said solemnly, stood up, patted his chubby head, "Let's go, find a scrap collector to sell the money, and we will share the money equally. You are half me and half."

"Why?" Jiang Tianlei was smiling at first, but when he heard this, his smile froze instantly, his cheeks puffed up slightly, and he said seriously with a little annoyance in his tone, "Uncle, I picked up these drink bottles by myself, and you It’s irrelevant, why should you share half of it? You exploit and squeeze the working people, I will ask the police uncle to sue you.”

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Where did this kid learn a set of words?

He actually said it in a decent way.

A young age also understands the meaning of exploitation and exploitation.

working people?

Is it considered working people to pick up trash now?

Oh - it seems to count.

"Brother Lei and we are good brothers, it's true, but we have to settle accounts clearly, don't play tricks." Zhou An stared at Jiang Tianlei for several seconds, and said in a serious tone, "First of all, you are under my supervision. I spent time and energy picking up trash, otherwise I would be playing games at home now. Secondly, during the process of picking up trash, I took the most important job of taking pictures and completed the practical homework conscientiously. Finally, I am your uncle, you I must be divided into two-thirds."

"Ah?" A series of logical and thoughtful words pierced Jiang Tianlei's mind instantly like a sharp sword. It's just that he didn't know the words and routines of adults in kindergarten. He was dumbfounded when he heard the last sentence, and his voice was full of anxiety. "Why is it two-thirds?"

"I think half is a little less."

"Uncle, you are rambunctious."

"Then let me calculate for you the price and cost I paid for your practical homework."

Before Zhou An could speak, the bear hugged his thigh tightly, his watery eyes were full of sincerity and kindness, and his voice dragged on for a long, long time: "Uncle"

"Hey!" Zhou An sighed. After all, he was his nephew, so why worry too much about three melons and two dates, saying that he would lose face as a billionaire, and then said, "We split the bill fifty-fifty."

After a pause, he said with a serious face: "Let me tell you, because you are my nephew, I only split the bill fifty-fifty. Most people have to give me at least 90.00%, do you know? Brother Lei, you have to know how to be grateful." .”

Jiang Tianlei was overjoyed when he heard that the split was even. He was obviously very satisfied with the distribution method. He shook his round head, and with a joyful voice, he bowed ninety degrees to Zhou An: "Thank you, Uncle."

"Hey, it's all trivial." Zhou An also grinned and waved his hands triumphantly, "Based on our relationship, we still need to be so famous. I'm your uncle."

"Uncle, I want to eat ice cream."

"No problem!" There are only a few people who can handle the bear child casually. Zhou An was very happy, and agreed casually. Suddenly, the smile stopped for a moment, the eyeballs kept rolling, and the bear child looked at each other with his head down. Seeing 'cute and well-behaved' in the eyes of the other party, the tone contained disbelief, "You lied to me?"

"Uncle, you won't lie to children, will you? Uncle, you won't lie to your nephew, will you? Uncle, you have always been an indomitable man in my heart."

Uncle, uncle, uncle.
Not your uncle! ! !

Uncle over and over again, like the magic spell on Sun Dasheng's head, Zhou An's brain trembled, and he felt the pain from the soul. He couldn't believe it. Scam'.

Zhou An walked into the scrap yard almost as if he was going to a grave, and the final profit from a large plastic bag of beverage bottles was one yuan and fifty cents.

Cao Cao Cao!
MD, now a beverage bottle is worth a dime.

What a profiteer! ! !

Five to five cents, Zhou An received [-] cents, Jiang Tianlei [-] cents, and the extra [-] cents was a tribute to Zhou An.

However, he felt that it was the mockery of the brat.

Walking out of the ice cream shop, Zhou An frowned while licking the ice cream. Countless resentments gathered between his brows, like a big grievance.

Today's income is 160 cents, and today's consumption is [-] taels.

The ice cream that used to be sweet is now full of bitterness.

On the one hand, co-authoring a trip is not for nothing, but for money.On the other hand, Zhou An is still indulging in the sad world, and being cheated by a bear kid not only means a loss of money, but also represents an insult to personality and a trample on IQ. Is there any shame in saying this?

Hmm. In fact, my IQ is not low, but Jiang Tianlei is my nephew, relying on the advantages of age and appearance, and more importantly, taking advantage of family relationship, to underestimate the enemy for a while. If it is another person, such things will definitely not happen. This kid is simply Too bad, Zhou An thought for a while, consolingly thought.

"Uncle, are the old popsicles delicious?" After eating the Haagen-Dazs, the bear boy stared at the ice cream in Zhou An's hand and asked with his head up.

"Delicious! A thousand times more delicious than Haagen-Dazs."

good to eat?

Yummy!

Is the old popsicle for two dollars comparable to the Haagen-Dazs for 160 yuan?

To commemorate this tragic moment, Zhou An specially picked old popsicles to anesthetize himself.

"Uncle, don't be angry." Jiang Tianlei stared at the expressionless face, as if he couldn't bear it, and said comfortingly, "I was just kidding with you, who knows that you really agreed, or I will spend the remaining seven cents I will give you money as compensation."

While talking, the bear boy took out his pockets, holding coins one after another in his palm, with a serious and obedient expression on his face.

Before he knew it, Zhou An took the coin from Xiongzi's hand, his expression relaxed a little, and a gratified smile appeared on his face.

Jiang Tianlei opened his eyes wide, and whispered almost to himself, "No, uncle, do you really want it?"

Even though the sound is like a mosquito, Zhou An still hears it, and this is what he feels in his heart at this time.

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ

He took a deep breath and tried his best to restrain the urge to beat up the brat.

Just so annoying.

Looking at the sun above his head, radiating golden brilliance, after about ten minutes, Zhou An's mood was a little better, and it seemed that he was out of control with someone like Jiang Tianlei.

To be a man, you must understand the big picture, and do things with openness and closure, so that you can be a man.

Sitting on the bench, watching the river rushing by in the distance, rushing to the sea, Zhou An felt that as an elder, it is necessary to teach his nephew at this moment, so he tidied up Jiang Tianlei's down jacket, and said slowly: "I have been picking up garbage for a long time. , how do you feel? Are you tired?"

Without waiting for the other party to answer, he continued: "It's right to be tired. People are born to suffer. If you want to become a master, you have to study hard, make progress every day, get into a good university, and achieve a career. Otherwise, when you grow up, you have to study hard. After that, you're reduced to picking up trash."

"Really?" After hearing the words, Jiang Tianlei next to him interrupted, his voice raised a little, with joy in it, huh?What's the matter with joy?There was a bright light in his eyes, and he asked excitedly: "Uncle, can I live a life of picking up trash without going to school?"

Depend on!
Children's brain circuits are different from those of adults. The bear child regards picking up trash as his life goal. Judging from his expression and demeanor, this kid gains happiness from picking up trash.

Well, educating children is indeed a difficult problem.

Zhou An almost gave Xiong Zi a vicious look, and said through his teeth: "Go away and play."

After staying with this kid for a long time, he felt afraid of children. The originally lively and lovely toddler would also have an annoying scene, which shattered his fantasy about the future.

Jiang Tianlei curled his lips, his uncle actually bickered with the child, the situation was too low, he ran to the side nonchalantly, and played (ravaged) with July, compared to humans, bear children prefer to play with dogs, humans are not as good as dogs.

However, that's what he thought in the eyes of Qiyue, how could there be such an annoying brat in the world.

The cheers of the bear children and the screams of Samoyed resounded all around, attracting people's attention, and a faint smile appeared on their faces.

Suddenly, Jiang Tianlei's black eyes radiated a gleam, and his eyes flashed with joy, as if he saw something interesting, he lost the Samoyed, and in July escaped from the bear child at almost flying speed, he didn't care, and then walked away He came to a bench and asked hesitantly, "Brother, can you give me your empty soda can?"

Ever since picking up trash and getting ice cream, Jiang Tianlei had a conditioned reflex. In his heart, cans = ice cream. Although his uncle paid 90.00% of the money at [-]%, he thought he had a part in it, so for the sake of food and drink Desire, began to pick up cans again.

"Of course." A man sat on the bench with his head lowered, as if he was thinking about something. After hearing the words, he came back to his senses instantly. He saw that it was a little boy with a kind smile on his face, and he waved a few cans around him, " These are all yours."

Hearing this, Jiang Tianlei smiled naively, squatted down and picked up the can.

"Little friend, what about your grown-ups? Why did you pick up the empty bottle?" The man on the bench poured out the excess drink very understandingly, leaving the empty bottle for the bear child while talking.

"Empty bottles can be exchanged for ice cream." Jiang Tianlei replied seriously.

The man on the bench was stunned, as if he was thinking about the connection between the empty bottle and the ice cream. Buying ice cream just by picking up an empty bottle seems a bit out of the ordinary, and finally gave up on this problem. The world of children is too complicated, and it is difficult for ordinary people to buy ice cream. understand.

Seeing Jiang Tianlei's serious expression, the man on the bench smiled slightly: "Little friend, how about I treat you to ice cream?"

"Really?" The bear child's eyes were burning.

"Thank you!" Before the man could speak, Zhou An approached the bench, touched the bear's head, and said slowly: "This child just ate an ice cream, and if he eats it again, he will have a stomachache. Thank you very much for your kindness."

Zhou An looked at this man for a long time. He was about twenty years old, with dark skin, average height, and slightly fat body. He was wearing a black suit, which should have been purchased online. bulging.

Even so, with short hair, a dark but not dirty face, the man's clothes are neat and clean, and the leather shoes are polished, shining in the sun, he is a particular person.

Approaching the man in the suit, he smelled a very obvious smell of alcohol. He looked at the beer can in the bear's hand, and his impression of him was slightly reduced. Although he was not drunk, it was really embarrassing to drink like this in broad daylight. Have a good impression.

However, when he heard the man in the suit treat the boy to eat ice cream, he became more pleasing to the eye.

"I'm sorry, I'm too busy." The man in the suit looked up at Zhou An, and apologized earnestly.

"I should apologize, this child disturbed you." Zhou An's favorability increased a bit, and he even took the initiative to apologize, explaining that the man in the suit is a person with high moral standards, and took the bear's hand, "Thank you for the can."

"Hehe!" The man in the suit smiled, but didn't speak.

After finishing speaking, Zhou An prepared to leave here with the bear child. After all, in today's society, most young people are used to living alone. Excessive pleasantries and chats are sometimes a burden to strangers.

It is a courtesy to each other to be safe.

"Brother, why are you crying?" Jiang Tianlei took Zhou An's hand, motioned to stop, tilted his head, and looked at the man in the suit suspiciously.

Man in a suit: "."

Zhou An: "?"

(End of this chapter)