urban life

Chapter 297 Confident and Ordinary

Zuo Shixue looked at the narcissistic and confident appearance of the man in the red hat, and was speechless in her heart. It's okay to look weird, and it's okay to dress feminine, and she doesn't understand logic at all.

Where did you find it? It is confident and ordinary.

In a word, Zuo Shixue belittled, and her own taste and wealth were raised.

You idiot, my mother's necklace is genuine.

Native goods!

Fashion ring?trendy man?

What I wear is none of your business.

The more she listened, the more angry she became, Zuo Shixue suddenly pursed her lips, a perfect arc was drawn at the corners of her mouth, and a pair of watery almond eyes stared at the man in the red hat with interest.

She gave up the idea of ​​walking away, and wanted to deeply explore the thinking logic of the man in the red hat.

The man in the red hat saw the 'girl-like' eyes, as if he was greatly encouraged spiritually, and continued to talk endlessly: "It's a showdown, I am a serious man from Modu, and I have two apartments in my family, an 'ordinary family', but To marry me, there are certain requirements."

He took a sip of coffee, cleared his throat, and continued: "First, that house was left to me by my mother, and it has nothing to do with your half a dime, so don't make up your mind; second, marry into my family, you have to be a good wife , serving my family wholeheartedly, especially my mother. Serving tea and water, doing laundry and cooking, beating my waist and rubbing my back, and sometimes I have to play mahjong with her old man. My mother is not happy at all, and I’m asking for you.”

The man in the red hat is a native of Modu, no wonder he is so confident.

Zuo Shixue was so confident that she vomited.

Is he looking for a wife?Or hire a servant?

It doesn't cost a penny to co-author.

After introducing himself, the man in the red hat gradually walked out of the superior world, leaned against the back of the chair, and said calmly: "What about you? Tell me about your personal situation. If the family is too poor, we are destined to never be together." point."

A flower bloomed on Zuo Shixue's pretty face. After pondering for a moment, she said seriously: "Compared with you, it's a little better. I'm the only daughter in my family. There are seven or eight apartments in the devil's house. Two apartments are under my name. I have established a company with a value of hundreds of millions. I am the vice president, and I own shares in an MCN company, and I am the second shareholder."

Zuo Shixue held a 'friendly' attitude. After a short and detailed self-introduction, Zuo Shixue's expression was indifferent, and she tried her best to restrain the urge to laugh wildly. Proud form.

About ten seconds later, the man in the red hat gradually regained his composure, stared straight at Zuo Shixue, looked at Zuo Shixue seriously again, nodded and said: "Beyond my expectations, it seems that we are a match made in heaven."

Then he stood up, stretched out his hand and said, "Let's go!"

"Where are you going?" Zuo Shixue was stunned, her reaction was not right.

"Date!" The man in the red hat said seriously: "We are not too young, we want to date and get married as soon as possible, so that we can have a baby, but before we get married, we have to make an appointment in three chapters. First, you have to give me a house; second. Two, the shares should be distributed to me; third, I can't think of it, I will talk about it later, I owe it first."

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Zuo Shixue's eyes widened, she was so surprised that she poked them there like half a piece of wood, and then she laughed, under the light, her smile was bright.

I have seen too many boys in my life, and I am always surprised and delighted by the strangeness of men. Even a scumbag like Deng Hengtao, I have seen too many boys, but it was the first time I was shocked by the man in the red hat.

Is this what a human can say?
"Don't be dumbfounded, hurry up." The man in the red hat seemed to sense that the other party was 'happy', so he also smiled, packed his personal belongings on the table, and added: "Oh, by the way, you can buy this cup of coffee."

"Hahaha" Zuo Shixue couldn't hold back her smile anymore, her stomach hurt from laughing, seeing her girlfriend's strange eyes, she slowly put away her smile, her face became serious in an instant, her whole body exuded a cold breath, and she slightly parted her red lips: "Get out!"

"Today is really a good day. I am amused to meet such a wonderful creature like you. I am in a good mood. I will give you some suggestions."

"First, dress like a man, GAY is GAY, like a girl, look at your appearance, do any girls like you? Even boys think you are dirty; second, be generous, and girls You are so weird that you are on a date and paid by the other party; third, your eyes seem to have something wrong, you have to go to the hospital to have a look, my necklace is genuine."

After saying these words, Zuo Shixue breathed a sigh of relief instantly, her mood improved a lot, and her temperament returned, but the people around her were also shocked, including the three best friends, who looked at the two of them with surprised and gossip.

Because the tone of those words was a bit high, the people present could hear them clearly.

Combined with the red hat man's attire, he immediately understood what happened between the two of them, passed Zuo Shixue, and cast a strange look at the red hat man.

Alas!
Dress too fancy.

"What's wrong?" A voice resounded in the coffee shop.

I saw a middle-aged woman, short and chubby, dressed in brightly colored clothes.

"Mom!" Seeing the short and fat woman, the man in the red hat seemed to see his mother. It was his own mother. His mouth curled up, and tears flowed from his eyes.

Seeing her son crying, the short and fat woman looked anxious and distressed, and hurried up to greet her, patting her back while comforting her: "Oh, be good, you are a good baby in my mother's heart, don't cry."

The man in the red hat bent down and put his head on the short and fat woman's shoulder, looking aggrieved.

The corners of the mouths of the people around trembled. It felt inexplicable that these words and gestures were applied to the two of them.

How grown up.

The short and fat woman comforted her son over and over again, but seeing that it didn't work, she turned her head and stared at Zuo Shixue who made her son cry, and said loudly: "No one taught, no one raised, no heart, no lungs, no humanity booklet old"

An authentic accent of the devil's capital came to his face.

"Poke that mother's forehead." Zuo Shixue naturally understood the meaning, her eyes almost gave the short and fat woman a vicious look, and her voice almost squeezed out from between her teeth, "Hey! A dead man is more breathless than a dead man. "

"It's true that there is something wrong with it, what's wrong with it, when you walk, your feet will be high and your feet will be low, your buttocks will be high and your forehead will be long, and you have done too many bad things, so there will be retribution." The short and fat woman was a little surprised , but then objected.

"That's right, I've just had a pregnancy test, so no man would rather admit it, I've dug it, a week, how many men would rather, why don't you take birth control pills seriously, so you don't have to deal with it Well, I would rather admit it and eat it myself, it will be more worthwhile." Zuo Shixue replied without showing any weakness.

As for swearing, Zuo Shixue has a lot of experience in the fight against scumbags. Although she lost to the scumbags mainly because the scumbags are shameless, she is very proficient in language and vocabulary. On women, there is no effort at all.

In just one or two sentences, he gained the upper hand in an instant, and the face of the short and fat woman turned red with scolding, the corners of her mouth twitched vigorously, and even the cry of the man in the red hat rose by a pitch.

Seeing that there was no benefit, the short and fat woman almost stared at Zuo Shixue with murderous eyes, slowly moved her body, and left this shameful place.

"Oh, by the way, I'll give you a last piece of advice. Don't be too masculine, be careful if you can't find a partner, how can you carry on the family in the future, uh. Your sexual orientation doesn't support you to carry on the family - that's okay!" Zuo Shixue Smiling Yanyan.

He raised his head and signaled to the waiter, "The boy hasn't paid the bill yet."

In the end, the short and fat woman paid the bill and left the coffee shop in embarrassment. The man in the red hat even wore a hat to cover his face.

The bustle disappeared, and everyone in the cafe looked away from the backs of the mother and child, looking at Zuo Shixue with fear in their eyes.

The short and fat woman was not easy to get along with at first glance, and she definitely scolded people a lot, but when facing Zuo Shixue, she was turned pale with panic after a few words.It's also a vixen.

Whoever marries back home in the future will really be miserable for eight lifetimes.

Zuo Shixue calmly sipped her coffee, obviously very proud of her every move, glanced at the three sisters next to her, wondering what the words meant just now, but couldn't figure it out, the three gave up and looked at the shrew best friend.

"Xue'er, you are too irritable." Yi Yaxin sighed deeply, frowned, worried about the future of her girlfriend's marriage, "Which man can stand up to what you say, and talk too much?"

"It's not Xue'er." Xiang Jing said, "That boy is so weird. When I saw it, I felt disgusted. If it were me, I would have to slap him."

"." Yi Yaxin rolled her eyes at Xiang Jing, and poked her temple, "You beat someone up and lose money, and you're also a master who doesn't mind watching the fun, so Tingting has to be more disciplined in the future."

"No more, no more, no more blind dates." Zuo Shixue directly spread his hands, "Look at what kind of things you have been dating all morning, from which hole did you find these monsters and ghosts?" , treat me like a trash can, right?"

"There are perverts who are obsessed with lust, nerds who spend all their time at home with 'catheters', squatting guys who only know how to play games, and narcissistic, perverted, stingy Ma Baonan. Please, can you find some normal things? "

"Online blind dates are always a bit off." Hou Mengting pursed her lips, held back her smile, and assured her solemnly, "Don't worry, the next one will definitely match your wishes, and he will be the male god of your dreams."

"I've been talking about this sentence all morning, so change the line."

Hou Mengting rubbed her chin: "Well, the smell of a first love boyfriend, okay?"

"I believe you a ghost."

(End of this chapter)