Siheyuan: a flat life

Chapter 22 You Are Called the Courtyard God of War?

Silly Zhu passed by and just glanced into the house, then left.

After Wang Ming pondered for a while, he took an empty bowl and put three steamed buns into it.

He said in his mouth: "Silly Zhu must have brought back some delicious food. I'll go and fight for a table with him to see if I can get some delicious food."

After speaking, he stood up and took the bowl to go.

Yan Bugui subconsciously stopped him, "Xiao Ming, why did you take the mantou away?"

Wang Ming questioned: "Third Master, didn't you say that this steamed bun is mine? I don't want to give it now?"

The third mom tugged at the corner of Yan Bugui's clothes under the table.

Only then did Yan Bugui come back to his senses, and then said with a smile: "Haha, the third master is not a stingy person."

"I'm afraid that others will see your greedy mouth and trick you away from your steamed buns. You have to be careful, you have to be defensive, you know?"

Wang Ming said with a smile: "Hey, don't worry, Third Master, I can be defensive. Ordinary people can't fool me at all."

The third mother smiled and said: "Xiao Ming, is there enough steamed buns, if not enough, take two more steamed buns."

Wang Ming shook his head, "No, I'm not used to eating steamed buns, so you can eat them."

After speaking, he took the bowl of steamed buns and left.

The third mother couldn't help but rolled her eyes when she saw his leaving back, and cursed, "This unlucky boy, he doesn't even eat corn buns, he only eats steamed buns and meat, who can afford it in the future."

Yan Bugui was so angry that he slapped his thigh, "I treated him to such a good meal, but he couldn't do anything. I'm so mad."

Yan Jiecheng sighed: "Who would have thought that Qin Huairu would have such a skill? Isn't this too clever?"

Yu Li felt upset, and said, "Don't worry, there is still a chance. Besides, Qin Huairu's method is not a clever trick, so she will definitely not be able to get a job."

Yan Jiecheng echoed: "Yes, yes, we have to establish a good relationship with him first, and now he probably doesn't have a good impression of our family."

Yan Jiekuang searched for the pork head meat in the dipping sauce, wanting to taste the meat.

When he found it, Yan Jiefang snatched the dipping bowl and wanted to swallow the meat dregs inside.

The two brothers almost fought.

Yan Bugui glared at them immediately, "Don't take it privately, give me the bowl, and I'll share the meat with everyone."

The two brothers immediately lost their temper and handed the bowl to Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui fished out all the meat scraps, and the total was no bigger than the head of a thumb.

But even such a little meat made him clearly divided.

One serving for a family of seven, very fair.

There was also oil and water in the dipping material, which was also divided into seven parts.

Yan Jiefang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Father is so wise, the division of meat is so fair."

With his son's approval, Yan Bugui couldn't help showing a satisfied smile.

He proudly said: "That is, as a people's teacher, the first thing to do is to be fair and just."

On the other hand, Yu Li sighed in her heart. She didn't quite get used to this house when she first came here, and the matter of her father-in-law's flesh-dividing was absolutely impossible.

The entire Forty-Nine City should be the only part of their family.

Marrying into such a family is really useless.

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On the other side, Wang Ming walked to the middle courtyard with the bowl in his hand.

Shazhu's mother died early, and his biological father He Daqing ran away with a widow a few years ago, leaving behind his brother and sister Shazhu.

Silly sister He Yushui is now in junior high school and lives in the school. She only comes back during the holidays.

And Shazhu is 26 this year and not married yet, so now he is the only one in his family.

His family lives in the main room of the middle courtyard, and there is a side room next to it, which is He Yushui's room.

In fact, according to his conditions, it is enough to crush most young people in this era.

As long as he is willing, it is not difficult to find a wife.

However, he has always missed his goddess, Qin Huairu, and has not considered marriage at this time.

There was no adult in the family to urge him, and Yi Zhonghai didn't care about such issues at all.

In other words, the deaf old lady may be thinking about this important event in his life.

But Shazhu has high vision and wants a beautiful daughter-in-law.

The deaf old lady introduced a few to him, but he didn't like them, so he has been single until now.

At this time, he was lighting a fire on the stove, probably because he wanted to heat up the dishes.

Wang Ming walked in with the steamed buns in his hand, and sat at his dining table.

Silly Zhu saw him coming in with a puzzled look on his face.

"Hey, why did you come to my house, boy?"

Wang Ming pointed at the lunch box and said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, didn't the uncle ask everyone in the yard to take care of me?"

"I saw you came back with a lunch box, so I just wanted to come over and have a meal with you."

Although Sha Zhu was older than him, he always called him Sha Zhu.

Everyone in the courtyard called it that way, even children.

Because he is usually really stupid.

People in the courtyard used to call him and Wang Ming the two idiots in the courtyard.

Moreover, Wang Ming, a mentally handicapped young man, could only come in second.

Sha Zhu is also used to being called by others, and doesn't mind the title.

Sha Zhu said angrily: "I can't even take care of myself, how can I take care of you?"

"Besides, didn't you just eat at the third uncle's house? Are you still full? Come to eat here again?"

Wang Ming waved his hands and said, "How can the food cooked by the third mother be as delicious as yours? You are a chef after all."

"I still want you to cook for me every day in the future."

Sha Zhu immediately raised his hand and said: "Stop it, I don't have time to serve you, you can find someone else to cook for you."

"And I can't give you the food in this lunch box. I promised to give it to Bang Jiong."

Wang understood him with a glance, "Silly Zhu, why are you so stingy, you are far worse than the old man."

"Grandpa invited me to eat roast duck at noon, and now you are not willing to invite me to eat some leftovers, you are too stingy."

Sha Zhu became even angrier when he heard this, "Good guy, it's not enough for you to eat roast duck at noon, and you still want to have a good meal at night?"

"Hurry up and play with me, or I will beat you carefully."

Wang Ming immediately became interested when he heard his words, "Hehe, silly Zhu, do you really think you are the god of war in the courtyard?"

"Let me tell you the truth, that is, my mother didn't let me fight before, otherwise I would have wanted to experience your strength a long time ago."

"To be honest, I can beat you with one hand, do you believe it?"

Silly Zhu laughed at his words, especially when he saw his serious face.

"You little bastard, do you still treat yourself like a dish?"

"I just saw that you were stupid and didn't bully you before, but I didn't expect it to give you confidence."

"Want to learn from me, okay, let's go."

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves.

Wang Ming raised his hand and signaled: "Wait, don't rush to fight, let's talk about whether there is a lottery first, otherwise the fight will be boring."

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(End of this chapter)