Chat group, starting from raising Monkey King

Chapter 16 I Have a Monkey
Call me spoiler officer: Hey, that’s not right, if they can’t beat them, how did you catch the fish, fellow?
Lu Changge: I have a monkey~
Call me spoiler officer: Hasn’t the Great Sage not been born yet?

Lu Changge: Well, that's right.

Call me spoiler: that?

A picture was casually typed into the chat group.

[name]: multicolored stone fragments

[Type]: Heaven and earth spiritual material
【Grade】: Tier [-]

[Introduction]: Derived from a piece of a complete five-colored stone, it is the top-level fairy forging spiritual material.

Call me spoiler officer: ? ? ? ?

Call me spoiler: You broke the multicolored stone?

Lu Changge: ...

Call me a spoiler: No, it won't be so small if it's really broken.

Call me a spoiler: So, your monkey gave it to you?

Lu Changge: Yes.

Call me a spoiler:  …

Call me a spoiler: I'm not envious at all, really!

Yes, I really believe it, and it's true, Lu Changge smiled slightly.

I'm really not a mermaid: Speaking of which, Mr. Lu, since your level is so high, don't you need to worry about safety?

I'm really not a mermaid: Journey to the West, there are many monsters, and there are some very powerful ones.

Lu Changge: This is Huaguo Mountain.

I'm really not a mermaid: I know it's... Hey, wait!
Call me spoiler officer: Huaguo Mountain, a barren mountain in the East China Sea, how can there be any monsters who are uncomfortable, risking offending the dragons of the East China Sea, crossing more than half of the East China Sea, and then descending on a barren mountain to provoke a guy they don't know at all.

Lu Changge: It doesn't matter if you have one, I have a monkey~
Call me spoiler officer: ? ? ? ?

Call me a spoiler: How does an unborn sage deal with monsters?You don't want to throw him like a bomb, do you?
Lu Changge: That's not the case, although it's not impossible to do so.

Call me spoiler: that's it?
Lu Changge: How do you think the previous exercises were given to me?
Lu Changge: Not being born does not mean that you have no mobility, nor does it mean that you have poor destructive power. To be honest, if you come here with a few little monsters, you may not be able to beat an unborn monkey~
Lu Changge: In order to get out that colorful stone fragment, the monkey almost smashed into a mountain.

Call me spoiler officer: Lemon essence shed tears.jpg.
Call me a spoiler officer: The weak ones can't beat your monkey, the strong ones won't go, what kind of exercises do you need, eat and drink all day long, just wait for your monkey to come to the world, and wait for the recommended delivery to become a fairy!
Lu Changge: So, why do you think I'm not interested in cultivation?

Call me a spoiler:  …

The spoiler officer picked up his favorite Bingdundun pillow, and it was a burst of devastation.

Crazy! !
It's all time travel, why is there such a big difference! !
Garbage chat group, what use are you!

I'm really not a mermaid: there is a small problem, the Monkey King is making trouble in the Tiangong, this is the beginning of everything, and it is also the climax of the early stage, but...

Call me a spoiler: You want to ask someone what to do after the monkey is suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain, right?
Call me a spoiler officer: Speaking of which, I'm also curious.

Lu Changge: It's not easy. At that time, I will definitely become a fairy. I don't need to worry about my lifespan. I just go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and build a small house to accompany the monkey house for 500 years.

Lu Changge: At that time, you could eat, eat and sleep all day long. Huh, yes, I suddenly remembered that there seems to be a technique that can be practiced in sleep. What is it called?

Call me spoiler: Sleeping Arhat Fist?

Lu Changge: Not this one.

Call me a spoiler: Sleeping Dream Heart Sutra, which one is Chen Tuan's ancestor?

Lu Changge: That's right, that's it!

Lu Changge: Find a way to get this thing and let the monkey sleep. No one stipulates that they cannot sleep when they are suppressed.

Lu Changge: At that time, find a way to connect to the Internet with the monkey in your dreams, eat and sleep, eat and sleep, and play games when you are idle and bored. Isn't that very comfortable?Nothing!
Lu Changge: Maybe 500 years is not enough to play~
Call me a spoiler: Hey, good guy, 500 years of repression is punishment, why let you go, it's like going on vacation.

Lu Changge: Haha, let's treat it as a vacation.

Lu Changge: After Monkey's vacation, he will be escorted to fight against Buddha all the way. At that time, there must be people in the whole Three Realms who are stronger than him, but there must not be many.
Lu Changge: In addition, this world is a bit abnormal, maybe we can still pick up the post-Journey to the West, who can say for sure.

Call me spoiler officer: Hey, the sequel you're talking about is the one with super ghosts?
Lu Changge: Yes.

Lu Changge: That's the one, Relic Zunwang Buddha, the king of ten thousand Buddhas, the leader of Buddhism!
Lu Changge: At that time, I didn't walk sideways in the entire Three Realms~
"Gudong" the spoiler officer's throat rolled for a while.

More than that, at that time, ninety-nine percent of the worlds of the heavens and myriad worlds could walk sideways.

I'm not envious at all, I really don't, it's just that my eye sockets are a little wet...

I'm really not a mermaid: the fairy road is flat, which is indeed enviable, but this is Changge's blessing, and other people can't envy it.

Call me spoiler officer: Changge? ?

Call me spoiler: what happened between you two?Am I losing my memory?
I'm really not a mermaid: nothing, call me whatever you want.

In the mermaid world, Li Ruolan bit her hot lips lightly, is it really casual?who knows~
I'm really not a mermaid: Changge shouldn't mind, right?
Lu Changge: Whatever.

Lu Changge: Wait a minute, the secret technique my monkey gave me is about to be conceived, so I'll retreat first.

Call me spoiler: Mystery?Don’t you dislike cultivation?What are you doing with those?
Lu Changge: I'm lazy in cultivation, well, you can pretend that you don't like it.

Lu Changge: But, if you don't like cultivation, you don't like cultivation, and I won't resist becoming stronger. Another point is that I need to save more life.

Lu Changge: The road to lying flat is just around the corner. If I don’t live until the monkey is born, I’ll cry to death, and I’ll crawl out of it in anger even if I fall into the [-]th floor of hell!

Call me a spoiler:  …

It wasn't until Lu Changge disappeared without a trace, and the avatars were all offline, that there was no conversation in the group again.

Undefeated naughty boy: Gumou has been rampant in the world since his debut. Only the world envies me, and he has never envied anyone else.

Undefeated Naughty Boy: Until now, I don't understand what kind of eyes those mediocre people look at me, what kind of emotions are accumulated in their hearts.

Phoenix: same.

Phoenix: With the power of the Whitebeard Pirates, wherever we go, others respectfully cater to us. We are the freest pirates and the overlords of the new world, but now...

Phoenix: Bah, what an overlord, what is the freest pirate, what's the use!

Undefeated Naughty Boy: Alas~
Phoenix: Oh~
Silence, half a breath of time passed by.

Undefeated Naughty Boy: Why are you imitating my language!

Phoenix: Why are you learning how to speak from me!
Two sentences appeared almost at the same time.

Undefeated Urchin: Do you want to fight? ! !

Phoenix: Exactly, my fist is itchy too!

(End of this chapter)