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Chapter 3 3. Theon Knight
A story was told for about two hours, and Joffrey was satisfied with Theon's story.

In particular, the king of one of the countries actually wiped out the other six major countries and established a feudal society, what kind of right should that be.

Don't you want to hit your own dwarf uncle, just hit your own dwarf uncle!

Tyrion was lying in the arms of a naked woman, and suddenly sneezed, which made him feel that the southerners had no way out in the north.

He didn't realize that his nephew was thinking about how to beat him.

Joffrey took a sip of his wine: "Theon, how about being my squire?"

Xi En was overjoyed, the opportunity finally came!

As long as he followed Joffrey to King's Landing, and when Joffrey chopped off Ned's head, he could find an excuse to go back to the Iron Islands and "rescue soldiers!"

"Of course, Your Highness, it is my honor!"

Joffrey stood up and drew his long sword and put it on Theon's shoulder, and canonized Theon as his guard knight.

"From today onwards, you will be my guarding knight for Joffrey, and I hope you will always be loyal."

Theon is very happy, loyal, I must be loyal!
"Your Highness, the sun, the moon, the mountains and rivers will always exist, and my loyalty will always exist!" Theon said sincerely, as if he would do whatever Joffrey asked him to do.

Joffrey took back the long sword in satisfaction, not knowing what he had taken.

"Your Majesty, it's already evening, and it's time for us to go to the banquet."

Joffrey nodded. As a prince, he must attend this banquet.

After the two entered the hall, many people looked at Joffrey. After all, the status of the prince is still very honorable.

In this kingdom that values ​​the order of seniority, princes are basically equal to kings.

Many people also discovered Theon Greyjoy next to Joffrey.

Robert glanced at Theon, and said to Ned, "This fellow is wiser than his father, and knows whom to approach."

Ned frowned. He had too many doubts in his heart. According to Theon's character, it was impossible to tie Joffrey like this?
But Ned didn't care too much. Following Joffrey was like following Joffrey in the Iron Islands, which could effectively prevent Balon from thinking about rebelling in the future.

In their eyes, Theon is a guy who can only curry favor with others, because they don't know what will happen next.

But Theon knew, knew that Joffrey would probably behead Ned, and knew that Stannis would attack King's Landing.

At that time, I can return to the Iron Islands openly and aboveboard, and then slowly map it.

Maybe even earlier back to the Iron Islands!

Instead of foolishly thinking that occupying Winterfell means occupying the northern border like the original book.

Theon followed Joffrey to Robert.

"Father (His Majesty the King)!"

"Is Theon Greyjoy right? You are smarter than that old fellow Balon, follow Joffrey well, and you will not treat you badly." Robert said loudly.

Robert is a smarter person, not as reckless as imagined, and he is also thinking about it. How could a reckless and stupid person sit on the Iron Throne and rule the Seven Kingdoms.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will protect His Royal Highness Joffrey." Theon said loudly.

"Hahahahahaha, good!" Robert laughed happily, and wiped the maid's pg by the way.

After Joffrey took his seat, Theon stood beside Joffrey.

The Hound was eating and drinking, but when he saw Theon standing next to Joffrey, he couldn't help but glanced at his mouth. He really is a person who can "express", hehe.

After ridiculing in my heart, I went on to drink and eat kidney pie. The kidney pie in the north is still very fragrant, not as bad as pork.

Halfway through the feast, after Joffrey bid Robert and Ned farewell.

Joffrey came to Cersei again, "Mother, I'm full, I'll go out for a while, goodbye Lady Caitlin!"

"Goodbye, Your Royal Highness."

Joffrey led Theon out, and Cersei said proudly behind him: "He has always been so polite, and sometimes I worry about whether he will be able to restrain the nobles under him in the future."

"His Majesty the Prince will certainly be a good king."

After going out, Joffrey said to Theon puzzledly, "Why can't I just come out? I still have to ask someone else for instructions?"

Theon was disdainful in his heart, how could the conceited Joffrey inform others when he went out, this is what Theon taught.

"Your Highness, just a few words can make all the northern nobles have a good impression of you, so that you can get their support after you succeed to the throne. Why not do it?"

Joffrey thought for a moment, nodded and said, "That is indeed the case."

What Theon has to do now is to keep teaching Joffrey to do things in the name of consolidating Joffrey's position. After that, Joffrey gets used to it and seeks his advice no matter what.

Theon's ideal first territory is the Vale, which has been controlled by Lysa Tully after Jon Irene's death.

The valley is rich in products, easy to defend but difficult to attack, and there is a seaside area. In addition, the person in power is a mentally abnormal woman. It can be said that it is the most favorite place in Westerostheon.

"Your Majesty, I heard that Prime Minister Jon Irene has passed away?"

"The old guy is indeed dead, after all he is so old!"

Just as Joffrey finished speaking, a voice of reprimand came: "That's the Prime Minister of the Seven Kingdoms, maybe you should show some respect."

Theon turned his head and saw a dwarf walking over, the popular character in Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister!

In the defense of King's Landing, it can almost be said that Tyrion's temporary performance blocked Stannis' attack, and then Tywin came to complete the finish.

"Good evening, Lord Tyrion!" Theon greeted casually, without being overly friendly.

After all, Joffrey and Tyrion have been at odds for a long time, and he still has to rely on fooling Joffrey to get the valley.

"Hello, sycophant knight, that's what they call you!" Tyrion said with a smile
"Oh, nice nickname!" Theon shrugged, not caring.

"What are you doing here?" Joffrey didn't like Tyrion at all.

Tyrion unbuttoned his belt, "I'm going to the bathroom, why, can't I?"

Joffrey turned away with a look of disgust, "Theon, I don't want to see him."

Theon made a please-go gesture to Tyrion and followed Joffrey.

As Tyrion released the water, the sound of an argument caught him.

"Uncle, I want to join the night watchman, I want to go north, I'm sure!"

"Snow, you don't know how poor the Great Wall is. Your martial arts are better than Theon's. Maybe you can ask Theon to recommend it for you. Follow Joffrey. That's your best way out!"

"Oh, following Joffrey is not a good thing, believe me, no normal person can bear it, Your Royal Highness." Tyrion walked over.

Bunyan retorted, "I understand Theon, and Joffrey trusts him, I can see that."

Jon was also puzzled and said: "His Royal Highness Joffrey is a well-mannered prince, everyone at the banquet said so, he will be a good king."

"Pfft hahaha." Tyrion couldn't help laughing, "It means you don't know Theon Greyjoy." Tyrion said to Bunyan.

Then he said to Jon, "You don't know my nephew either!"

"It's not intentional to say this, I have decided to go north." Jon said with a firm face.

Looking into Jon's eyes, Bunyan was silent for a while, "Leave the day after tomorrow, don't forget!"

Jon breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that his uncle would not agree, he could feel Lady Caitlin's dislike for him.

Lady Caitlin is a standard duchess. Her husband brought back a boy after going out with Robert for a year. It is definitely impossible to have a good impression of this boy.

"Hey, I'm going too, I'm going to take a piss on the Wall!" said Tyrion.

Bunyan did not refuse, but warned that the Great Wall was very dangerous.

(End of this chapter)