The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 507: Bud’s father-in-law is here, please accept Xiaoxu’s great gift!

"How weak and pitiful you are, wizard. I was looking forward to what kind of battle our meeting would be, but I didn't expect that your performance would be so unsightly."

In the abandoned fortress of Dol Guldur, a winged warrior wearing blood-red plate armor was leisurely wiping the blood stains on his battle axe, and at the same time, he stepped harder on Gandalf's chest.

In a confrontation just a few minutes ago, his surprise attack had successfully severely injured the gray-robed wizard, splitting the miserable dwarf in half.

Originally, his cheap master, the Witch-King of Angmar, had advised him to be more careful with the wizard's magic, and he did plan to go all out, but he didn't expect the battle to end so easily.

Tsk tsk, there is no challenge at all. I really don’t know if he is too strong or the wizard is too weak!

Thinking of this, Archaon simply turned his attention to the Oak adjutant behind him whom he had bribed with a steak, and then began to give combat orders:

"Ur Bone, according to our intelligence there should be a brown-robed wizard nearby. You will lead the Warg Cavalry to hunt him down. If the wizard is so weak, then prepare Morgul's Arrow!"

"As you command, Master!"

"If the brown-robed wizard escapes from the Black Forest, there is no need to continue the pursuit. You can inform our troops to join Azog. The forward troops will be temporarily commanded by him. We will discuss other matters when I get there."

"understand!"

At this moment, Gandalf, who had several broken ribs, could only hold on to stay awake, while constantly eavesdropping on the orders being conveyed by the blood warrior who was holding him down at the moment.

Through this conversation, he already had a rough guess about the identity of this blood warrior with demon flesh wings.

He can command an Orc army including warg cavalry, and can also use the Morgul rune weapons that are a specialty of Mount Doom. He is even related to Azog of Moria...

Combining all this information, plus the intelligence told to him by Suo Yin, who had been hacked to death before, the true identity of the Blood Warrior is now revealed:

"Ahem...are you Archaon?"

"You have vision, wizard, but your reaction speed is too slow. No wonder that guy from Angmar calls you the stupidest wizard."

Hearing Gandalf's inquiry, Archaon turned his attention to the other party again, and then waved his hand with some disdain to summon several Oaks to tie Gandalf up with iron chains.

However, when Gandalf inadvertently revealed his finger wearing the Ring of Fire, Archaon became interested again, and then he retracted his battle ax and pulled out his dagger.

The Three Rings of the Elf, being able to be remembered by his cheap master all the time, seems to be a rare treasure, right?

Gandalf was keenly aware of Archaon's movements, and his face, which was already pale due to excessive blood loss, suddenly changed, and finally tried to change the subject:

"The Witch-King of Angmar...are you the rumored dark Númenóreans who now rule Mordor, and are you the Comet Twins who are also opposing Rohan?"

"Comet Gemini? What kind of stupid ass chose such a retarded name? Besides, I know you very well. Why do I need to tell you about my personal affairs?"

Facing Gandalf's question, Archaon just snorted silently, then grabbed Gandalf's finger forcefully and prepared to cut it off.

After Sauron's continuous training over the past few years, Archaon seems to have become less bitter and hateful than before. The crazy demon who once wanted to destroy the world now seems to have become much more rational.

Of course, this does not mean that Archaon will become safer than before, but it will become more crazy and uncontrollable!

After all, compared to a psychopath who vents his emotions anytime and anywhere, and only knows a reckless form of mental illness when fighting, a madman who thinks with normal thinking is undoubtedly more harmful!

Seeing Archaon's dagger getting closer and closer to his finger, Gandalf even felt a phantom pain from his fingertips, and then he could only say with some embarrassment and humiliation:

"Wait a minute! You don't have to do this, you can choose to take it off!"

"Ha! I also know that this is more convenient, but you know, I just want to see you feel pain!"

However, Archaon just smiled innocently, and then he raised his knife and accurately cut off Gandalf's index finger from his palm!

The sky above Dol Guldur in the Black Forest began to echo with the sad wail of a helpless old man...

————Changhu Town, port

As a villain who is good at flattery around the mayor of Changhu Town, Alfred is now in a panic.

Because just when he was about to come to the port as usual to make things difficult for the stupid boatman who was always against the mayor and him, he encountered something he had never thought of:

"The elves' army! The elves' fleet is coming to attack us. Sound the alarm!"

Looking at the huge fleet of thousands of warships on the lake, Alfred stood on the stone wall of Long Lake Town, yelled crazily and ran to the rear, while directly pushing down all the old and weak prisoners who were blocking the way. land.

The townspeople who still didn't know what happened were startled by Alfred's sudden madness, and thought that this mean and mean man was up to something else.

But when they noticed the huge elf fleet on the lake, this originally peaceful town immediately started to panic!

"What are those humans doing? Are they making room for us to land?"

Belegar Hammer was standing on the bow of a battleship blankly, looking at the serious stampedes that were happening in Long Lake Town. He couldn't help but stand on tiptoes and look out curiously.

Although it is a bit embarrassing to say this, this is the first time in his history that he has taken a warship on a water course, so it is inevitable that he will feel a little uneasy.

This feeling of not being able to keep their feet firmly on the ground really makes the dwarves worried.

"Perhaps they are scared. After all, the number of elven soldiers in our army is several times greater than the residents of their town. It is inevitable to have such worries."

Rohan had no intention of stopping this chaos. After all, he and the humans in Changhu Town did not know each other, but he still shouted loudly to the flag bearers around him out of courtesy:

"Inform the fleet to turn around. We will land on the plain on the other side. There is no need to disturb the lives of these poor fishermen. Do you understand?"

"As ordered, Your Highness."

As Rohan's orders were gradually conveyed to every warship in the fleet, the residents of Changhu Town, who were still panicking, gradually recovered from their initial panic, and then looked at this huge ship with worry. The fleet began to land at the port.

Since war beasts and heavy artillery would slow down the fleet, the vanguard led by Rohan did not carry many heavy weapons, except for the dragons hidden in the sky. But even so, the military power of the elves was enough to scare these fishermen from moving at all!

Located in the center of Long Lake Town, Alfred, who was constantly hiding, finally stumbled to the mayor's luxurious room, and at the same time made a painful expression and cried:

"Master! Master! An elven fleet is coming! Hurry up and collect your gold and silver and run for your life!"

"Hurry up, you untouchables, hurry up and load all my things into the boat."

Alfred pushed open the door of the mayor's house skillfully, and then ran straight to the shadow room where the mayor kept his treasures. He saw the plump mayor arranging his subordinates to pack large and small bags.

Hearing Alfred's cry, the mayor hurriedly turned around and hugged Alfred's shoulders as if he had found a savior, and then breathlessly ordered:

"Alfred! You came at the right time. I have a very difficult task for you. This is the last command I give you!"

"Master, you must have other vaults hidden in other places in Changhu Town. As long as you tell me the locations, I will find an opportunity to transport them all to you!"

Alfred quickly patted his chest with assurance, but in his mind he was thinking about how much money he could make from this incident.

As the mayor's bitch, he knew how much wealth the mayor had embezzled over the years. That was enough to fill an entire boat!

Although he felt a little regretful about abandoning the wealth secretly hidden in the mayor's family, after all, Huanghe Town was facing such a terrible war crisis, and he did not recommend leaving after making a fortune.

However, the mayor, who had always been deceived by him in the past, also burst out with amazing wisdom at the critical moment of life and death. His eyes suddenly turned a few times, and then he said to Alfred with a smile on his face:

"Alfred, you have been my most loyal subordinate over the years, so I need you to negotiate with those elves next and ask them about their true purpose of coming to Changhe Town.

Don't worry, you are my most loyal subordinate after all, so I won't let you take on such a dangerous mission alone. I will send two soldiers to follow you, along with Boatman Bud! "

Hearing this, Alfred, who was still thinking about whether he could make a fortune, was so frightened that his eyes widened immediately. Then he hurriedly knelt on the ground, hugged the mayor's thigh, and cried hysterically:

"Wha...what?! Master, you must not do this. Those elves look much more ferocious than the elves in the Woodland Kingdom. If I go like this, I will definitely die there!"

"It doesn't matter. Elves are usually relatively well-informed. As long as you can tell them truthfully that you are my messenger, they probably won't make things difficult for you."

However, the mayor obviously would not let Alfred go so easily. Although he usually looked dim and incompetent, it was obvious that he knew the true face of his deputy.

A catastrophe is approaching, and although he doesn't know what the purpose of these elves is, it does not affect the mayor who has already accumulated enough wealth for the next life to choose to abandon his people at this time.

Just when Alfred was still preparing to seek leniency for himself, he heard his most annoying voice suddenly coming from outside the door:

"Mayor, I heard you were looking for me?"

"Ah, my dear Captain Bard, have you recovered the Elf King's wine barrel from the river in the Woodland Kingdom?"

I saw a rather dignified-looking boatman arriving at the mayor's house carrying a yew longbow. When he saw the soldiers collecting gold and silver, they couldn't help but reveal undisguised disgust in their eyes.

He is an archer in the Long Lake Town Guard, a very prestigious person among the common people...the boatman, Bard.

As a direct descendant of the former Lord of River Valley City, he has been a good man of high moral character since childhood, so he expressed his disgust at the mayor's unabashed behavior of abandoning the people and leaving.

The mayor naturally noticed Bud's expression, but he didn't look blaming as usual. He was so fat that his friend's face was filled with a kind and disgusting smile:

"Bard, I think my soldiers have told you your next duties. Next, you will go with Alfred to inquire about the purpose of the elves, and then come back and report to me."

"Don't worry, Mayor, I guarantee Alfred will never escape halfway."

Bud naturally heard the mayor's implication that he was preparing for the two of them to go and die.

However, he was not afraid to pull up Alfred who was already limp on the ground, left a strange sarcasm and left.

He was not afraid of this trip. After all, he had some experience in dealing with elves, so he knew that this trip was full of dangers, but he also understood that elves could be reasonable.

As long as normal communication can be carried out, it should be considered safe, right?

...Half an hour later, the Bader family

"Is this your daughter? Both children are very cute, especially you, beautiful young lady. I seem to have felt your lovely soul. I believe that in the future, you will surely conquer the country."

"Oh~ Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Elf!"

"What about me? Am I not as beautiful as my sister?"

"Please don't worry. You are still a little beauty now. I believe that in a few years, even elves will be saddened by your appearance."

"Hehehe, thank you brother~"

"Hahahaha, your little mouth is so sweet! My family is quite big, and I usually like to take little girls like you home. When you have free time, you are welcome to come to my home as a guest~"

……

Since the follow-up troops had not yet arrived at Long Lake Town, Lohan came to Long Lake Town for a temporary stay at Bud's invitation and met his two little daughters.

It has to be said that each of Bard's daughters is more beautiful than the other. Even a fan like Lohan, who is a fan of Cao Thief, has to lament that sometimes the delicate and soft body does look quite beautiful.

As for Bard's son next to him, the future Lord of Riverdale City?

Not familiar, really not familiar, but the two cute little sisters here are interesting!

(End of this chapter)