The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 469
Sauron was confused now because he was sure that he had never seen the human before him who called himself the so-called 'Eternal Chosen One'.

Through the magic eyes at the top of the Dark Tower, he had also seen with his own eyes the scene when Archaon landed at Mount Doom, and the battle between the two sides when the conflict broke out between him and Angmar.

At first he was startled by the coming of the twin-tailed comet, and thought that Ilúvatar was preparing to use his divine power again to cause some kind of change in Arda.

But as Archaon was tied up and brought to him, Sauron only had doubts in his heart:
It is no exaggeration to say that the strength of the Witch King of Angmar is definitely not considered weak in Middle-earth, but Archaon was unable to fight back when faced with the attack of the Witch King of Angmar, which made him suspicious. the identity of the other party.

How could Ilúvatar send a human who could not withstand the power of even the Witch-King of Angmar?

Archaon obviously didn't know Sauron's doubts. His eyes glanced at the missing fingers on the other person's right hand, and then he answered seriously:
"I have already said that I am the eternal choice and anointed person of the Chaos Gods. It is only because the magic wind in this world is almost zero that makes me so weak and fragile.

If you can help me open the portal to the Chaos Demon Realm, then I will personally introduce you to the Chaos Gods as the next Eternal Chosen One! "

After saying that, he cooed and leaned against the stone pillar next to him, looking forward to Sauron's reply.

Due to the Eternal Chaos Mark blessed by Slaanesh, Archaon was also able to use the [Taste of Soul] ability to feel that the strength of the mysterious man in front of him seemed to be seriously lacking for some reason.

As for himself, his strength has been greatly reduced due to the lack of magical wind, so he urgently needs to get in touch with the Chaos Demon Realm as soon as possible.

In this case, why can't they, who are also pursuing strength, join forces to find a way to open the Chaos Portal?

As a knight who had just left the Sigma Empire, and finally became a new employee of the Chaos Gods as a trainee for the Eternal Chosen, Archaon is still full of confidence in the Chaos Gods.

Ilúvatar?

Who the hell is that weird old man?

As long as he can reconnect with the Chaos Gods, everything will be fine!
At that time, let alone Ilúvatar, what would happen even if the mysterious man in front of him was blessed as the next eternal god?

"How about it? I suggest you consider my opinion carefully. As long as you are willing to help me, then after I go back and destroy the damn world, you will be the next chosen one!"

Archaon looked up at Sauron sincerely, but he vaguely felt a complicated expression from the holes in the eyes of Sauron's helmet.

Sauron silently looked at Archaon who was firmly trapped by the rope in front of him. Finally, he used his sharp gauntlet to tear off the rope from the opponent's body, and said hoarsely with a little apology and sadness:
"You... my strange friend, did you accidentally hit your head when you fell?"

He still couldn't figure out where Archaon came from, so he could only regard him as some Maia god who came to Arda under the orders of Ilúvatar, and finally lost his memory because of falling on his head.

In this case, we can understand why the other party is so weak and doesn't seem very smart...

The Maia gods who chose human form also inherited human weaknesses. For example, Saruman once mocked Gandalf for smoking Shire tobacco, but he became addicted to smoking after trying it.

The god Maya, who suffered severe brain damage, also has the possibility of losing his memory. Only when the body is completely destroyed can the soul regain its memory.

Maybe... I can make good use of this guy and make him work for me?
Looking at Archaon in front of him who was unwilling to admit his frustration, Sauron touched his chin with interest, then looked at the other man's naked body and took the initiative to coax him:
"Although I don't know what the Chaos Portal you are talking about is, it is probably not possible to implement your plan for a while. Do you want to stay with me and learn blacksmithing and magic first?

Apart from anything else, at least you can have a place to stay in this place, and it seems that you are also an excellent warrior. You also need new weapons and armor, right? "

Zoro would not blatantly claim to teach the other party some martial arts skills. After all, his own strength... really cannot be called a strong one.

(Famous achievements: He turned into a wolf and tried to fight the divine dog Huan, but was held by the opponent's neck and begged for mercy; his fingers were cut off by Isildur, a human, which ultimately led to the failure of the final alliance battle)
Therefore, compared to instructing Archaon in martial arts, Sauron was once a follower of Aulë, the craftsman god among the Valar gods, and Sauron was naturally very good at forging.

But compared to the god of craftsmen who can forge all rocks, metals, natural materials and all exquisite creations in the world, Sauron's forging skills are much inferior. The only achievement worthy of praise is the Supreme Lord of the Rings.

But even the Supreme Lord of the Rings is a rare treasure worthy of being rated as an [artifact]!
"Learn from you..."

Hearing Sauron's solicitation and temptation, Archaon couldn't help but feel a little moved for a moment, and the figure of Rohan could not help but appear in his mind.

Based on that guy's character, there is a high probability that he should have started to break away from this new world and try to improve his power like himself, right?
And the guy named Ilúvatar would definitely not let him open the Chaos Portal. What's more, the world lacks the wind of magic, and whether the Chaos Gods can respond to his call is also a question.

Since he can no longer defeat the opponent by relying on the power of the magical wind, he can also try to use other powers to defeat the opponent!
Thinking of this, Archaon gradually made up his mind, and then stood up and looked at Sauron who was taller than him in front of him and said:
"I agree with you. You will be my teacher from now on, but don't expect to be able to order me to do anything against my will!"

"Hehehe, yes!"

Sauron didn't care about the city in Archaon's words. After secretly confirming that the other party's identity was probably an amnesiac colleague he had met before, he also felt more tolerant in his heart.

It's not shabby to take care of a mentally ill person.

In this way, an arrogant human who thought he could rival the lesser god Maia became a master and apprentice with a lesser god who thought he had met a lunatic colleague, and began to concentrate on learning various skills in Mordor.

But they didn't know that a kind old man outside the world of Arda was sitting in his eternal palace, happily looking at the ball floating in the air in front of him.

That's Arda!

————Linton area, Gray Harbor
Gray Harbor is a port located on the northwest coast of Middle-earth. All elves in Middle-earth basically set sail from here to the undead land in the west - Valinor.Above the sky, Rohan was flapping his wings leisurely through the layers of sea fog. The sound of water flowing from the waves hitting the rocks in the distance did not make him feel restless at all, but instead made him feel quite relaxed and happy.

Since he didn't know where the elven city was, Rohan chose to fly along the coastline. After all, Gray Harbor, Gray Harbor, must be a port.

As long as they keep flying along the coastline, they will definitely be able to find a hidden elf city, and then they can systematically communicate with each other and learn the power system of the new world.

wow~
"Ah~ the sea, you are all water~"

Feeling the sea breeze caressing his face, Luohan couldn't help but leisurely close his eyes and start flying with the wind. At the same time, he gradually began to feel a little free.

Although he has a weird appreciation of music that is different from ordinary people and not recognized by everyone, Lohan thinks that he still knows something about graceful and elegant songs.

After a night of flying, Rohan finally arrived at the beach before the sun rose. The rising sun was rising from the sea level like a delicious fried egg yolk.

In this situation, he couldn't help but want to sing a song:
"He said these pains in the wind and rain are nothing. Don't be afraid if you wipe away your tears. At least we still have dreams~"

The slightly off-key singing gradually spread across the entire sea through Rohan's mouth. The sea breeze that was originally blowing on his face immediately disappeared from Rohan's side, as if he was in disbelief how such a beautiful elf could sing so unpleasantly?

It has to be said that Ilúvatar is quite discerning in her evaluation of Rohan's musical quality. Such a tone-deaf and boring singing voice may indeed be able to chat with Melkor.

However, Rohan, who thought he had no audience, had no intention of stopping at all. He still let himself go and howled in the sky with his eyes closed:
"...Only by staying away from the crowd can I find myself and breathe freely in the salty air (hysterical breaking~)!!!"

"Don't sing, don't sing. Even if you want to find yourself, you still have to consider the feelings of the audience. Your singing is too unrestrained and violent, right?"

"That is to say, several fish have already been frightened and fainted by your howling...singing. At any rate, please take care of those innocent little lives passing by and be merciful, right?"

"Who?!"

Rohan opened his eyes in confusion with a hint of horror. Even he knew that the free-spirited singing just now seemed a bit too dry, but he didn't expect that there would be an audience!

When I think about the embarrassment of singing just now, it was all heard by others...

Ahhhhhhhh this is so shameful, this world should be destroyed as soon as possible! ! !
slam-la-

With the sound of water coming from below, Luo Han noticed that a man and a woman were floating on the sea at some point, and the woman was holding a few small fish with white eyes in her arms, while looking at her with resentful eyes. Watch yourself.

Seeing this situation, Luo Han could only endure the embarrassment of murder and silence and landed on the sea. Then he scratched the back of his head and bent down to apologize:

"Sorry, I didn't expect anyone to listen to me singing. I'm really sorry."

After saying that, he hurriedly reached out to squeeze out the divine power from his body, and forcibly cast the advanced spell [Holy Praise] to inject the life force into the bodies of these fainting fishes.

The most important reason why he spent his precious magic power to save a few fish was to win the favor of the two strangers in front of him.

After all, a humanoid creature that can float on the sea by itself is no simple existence at all!
puff puff~
Sure enough, as the fish in her arms jumped back into the ocean one after another, the strange lady's face immediately showed a smile, and then she raised her head and proactively said hello:
"Strange elf sir, I seem to have never seen such miraculous magic, and I have never seen any elves with wings appear. I wonder where you come from?"

"I came from heaven."

"Aha~ It's quite mysterious. Then let me guess your identity!"

Lohan's truthfulness obviously did not win the trust of these two strangers. The man who had previously complained about Lohan's poor singing stood up again and said excitedly:

"First of all, although you are very fair and beautiful, your singing is so ugly. What's more, this is Central Continent, so you obviously can't be a member of the Vanya tribe!"

Luohan:...(# plate)
You guess my identity doesn't matter, but can you please stop trying to make me sing loudly? It's very rude!
"The Teleri live by the sea, and we know basically all the members. What's more, they also love the singing of the waves, so obviously you, who are tone-deaf, don't qualify for this status!"

Rohan：.(＿＿)ノ｜
"So by elimination, you must be a Noldor?"

This strange man obviously didn't realize that he had twice secretly mocked Lohan for his poor singing. He still looked at Lohan with his seahorse-like headdress, his bright eyes full of expectation.

"Why are there Noldor elves everywhere? Does every world share this kind of name?"

Luo Han first complained secretly in his heart, but considering that he might be the main creator, he then shook his head righteously and introduced himself:
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Rohan. I was coaxed by an old man named Ilúvatar to come here for adventure. Now I am looking for an elven city to learn blacksmithing skills and magic martial arts. I wonder if you can give me some help. Can I show you the way?"

As soon as he said this, Luo Han saw the two strangers in front of him looking at him with bewildered eyes. After a while, the man also introduced himself in a decent manner:

"My name is Osi, and this is my wife Unni. We are both Maia, subjects of the sea god Ulmo. Nice to meet you."

(End of this chapter)