The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 467 Bilbo Baggins
As the saying goes:
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Just when our poor classmate Archaon was naked and tied up by a group of Orcs and sent into the Dark Tower, where was Rohan who also landed from the sky at this moment?
————Shire, White Ridge
boom--

As the twin-tailed comet in the sky gradually turned into two meteorites and hit the ground, a short figure who was picking mushrooms in the woods couldn't help but poke his head out, and then murmured in confusion:

"What movement?"

After saying that, he looked up at the sky in confusion, looking at the increasingly brighter sky through the dense woods, and couldn't help but said in amazement:

"How is it possible? I was just about to take advantage of the sunset to pick mushrooms, and how long has it been before it's already dawn?"

As a Hobbit of the Hairyfoot tribe living in Hobbiton, he is far away from the dark world and does not need to worry about being attacked by Orcs when he goes out at night.

Because of this, he originally thought that he could seize the time to pick mushrooms at night after all the naughty children in Hobbiton fell asleep, so as to prevent those bad boys from destroying these newly grown mushrooms.

Oh my gosh, they have the audacity to grill these plump mushrooms without any seasoning, what an insult to the delicious ingredients!
Thinking of this, the hobbit couldn't help curling his lips, and his cute hamster-like cheeks showed a look of disgust.

However, this short figure who has been immersed in the world of mushrooms obviously does not know what is happening in the sky. At this time, he is looking at the few mushrooms in his basket in disbelief. It is hard to imagine that time will actually pass by. So quickly.

"No, if this continues, those energetic bad kids will definitely wake up. I must seize the time to pick more mushrooms!"

With the muttering in his mouth, the young hobbit walked towards the depths of the forest with determined steps, preparing to take advantage of the last free time before dawn to collect more mushrooms.

However, under the shade of the trees at this moment, he did not notice at all that a dazzling silver fireball in the sky was hitting the forest where he was!

It didn't take long for the hobbit, who was wandering deep in the forest, to find a bush full of mushrooms. He then leaned down and came to the mushroom that was the size of a washbasin and said in surprise:
"Oh my god, this mushroom is enough for me to eat at least seven meals a day. I will have a bowl of hot mushroom soup tomorrow morning, and then..."

huh~
boom--

Before he finished speaking, the hobbit felt that his vision was swallowed up by a dazzling white light, followed by a shock wave that destroyed the world and directly blew him and the mushrooms away!
"Wow ah ah-"

The hobbit who was thrown away was so frightened that he let out a scream, but then found that he did not seem to have suffered much damage, so he hurriedly put a mushroom on his head to try to resist the falling soil.

Unfortunately, almost all the soil that was lifted up fell on his neat and clean clothes, and the poor hobbit was instantly buried in the soil.

After a while, the starry-eyed Hobbit stood up from the ground with difficulty, then looked at his mud-stained clothes and intact mushrooms and laughed at himself:

"Ahem, at least tomorrow morning's breakfast and morning tea are in order...ah, my mushrooms!"

Looking at his overturned basket and the mushrooms scattered everywhere, the hobbit hurriedly bent down to collect the scattered mushrooms, without noticing the hundred-meter deep pit that appeared behind him.

It wasn't until the hobbit put all the mushrooms back into the basket that he came to his senses and realized that something seemed to have fallen from the sky, so he hurriedly walked deep into the forest with the mushrooms in his arms.

"OMG..."

It wasn't until the hobbit witnessed the [-]-meter-deep pit that destroyed half of the forest that he realized how lucky he was to survive.

Looking at the devastated land, the hobbit couldn't help but swallow in fear. However, although his heart was full of fear at the moment, his strong desire to explore still made him couldn't help but walk towards the inside of the pit:

"I have never seen such a terrifying meteorite. It is really scary...but how big a meteorite or something else can cause such huge damage?"

The light of the meteorite still faded, so the forest was once again shrouded in dark shadows. Coupled with the broken branches and leaves and the fishy smell of earth, the hobbits couldn't help but regret their rashness.

oooo~
The coyote who was frightened by the meteorite in the distance also kept letting out terrifying howls. This made the hobbit who originally planned to continue entering the pit couldn't help but retreat. Then he looked at the mushroom in his arms and murmured. :
"It's so scary. I will never leave Hobbiton again unless it's daytime... Hey, is that an elf?!"

Just when the hobbit was about to leave because of the fear in his heart, he suddenly noticed from the corner of his eye that there seemed to be an unconscious elf in the center of the pit, so he hurriedly stepped forward to check.

The hobbit couldn't help but stare at the elf's naked, muscular upper body, and his sharp yet handsome face. It was hard to imagine that there was such a perfect existence in this world!

"So beautiful...Is this the legendary elf?"

The hobbit picked up a branch in amazement and poked the other party's body. However, after finding that the other party seemed to be motionless, he immediately came back to his senses, and then hurriedly stood up and looked around:

oooo~
Wang Wang~
roar~
Wild wolves, wild dogs, scattered Oaks, and various howls were heard continuously from a distance, making the hobbits shiver.

No, they must hurry up and leave here, otherwise they will become a meal for those beasts sooner or later!

Thinking of this, the hobbit hurriedly picked up the mushroom and prepared to turn around and leave, but every few steps he subconsciously stopped and looked at the fainting elf behind him, with a hint of unbearability in his eyes.

But...if he leaves like this, what will happen to this elf?
Looking at the precious mushroom that was the size of a washbasin in his hand, and then looking at the elf behind him who showed no signs of waking up, the hobbit finally couldn't bear to abandon it in the wilderness.

Shasha~
"What kind of evil have I committed? I want to make myself suffer!"

Mushrooms and baskets as big as a washbasin were thrown aside casually. In the forest, a short hobbit was struggling to carry an elf twice his size towards Hobbiton.

At this moment, he was like a frightened bird. Any disturbance in the forest was constantly deepening the fear in his body, and his mind was full of regrets about why he was so keen on the so-called adventure.

Damn it, he swore he would never leave Hobbiton again, ever!
————The next day, inside Bag End

"Wow haha, I picked up a basket in the wild this morning. It was filled with all kinds of mushrooms, and there was also a mushroom the size of a washbasin!" "Really or not, how are you going to eat it?"

"If you bring such a big mushroom home, your parents will definitely take it away... Of course you will roast it and eat it!"

"Wow, this is my first time eating such a big grilled mushroom. Let's go to the river?"

"Wait a minute, I remember that Brother Bilbo planted some radishes and potatoes in the vegetable garden next to us. We can secretly dig some and take them away to roast together~"

……

In Bag End, an unnamed Bilbo was sitting by the campfire with a pot in his arms, looking indifferent. Even when he heard the blatant digging sounds of the naughty children outside the house, he didn't bother to get up and stop it.

Mushrooms... mushrooms as big as my basin...

Bilbo felt as if his resentment at this moment was about to burst out of his body, and even his favorite cream of ham soup was now unable to arouse his appetite.

After all, his soup is missing the ingredient that should have been prepared in advance, and that is mushrooms!

brush--

Just as Bilbo was sitting emotionlessly next to the cooking pot, waiting for the breakfast he was longing for to be cooked as soon as possible, he suddenly heard a movement from the bed in the bedroom:
"Haha~ It smells so good... Hello, dwarf, may I ask where this place is?"

"Huh? Sir Elf, are you awake?"

Bilbo stood up from his seat in surprise at first, but then he realized that the other party actually called him a dwarf, and then he said with some dissatisfaction:

"Your statement is very rude. Sir Elf, I am not a dwarf, but a hobbit from the Shire. You can call me Bilbo Baggins, or you can just call me Bilbo. "

"Bilbo Baggins?"

Hearing this familiar name, Rohan, who was still sleepy, stood up to take a closer look at the hobbit, and then...

Duang ~
"Aww! It hurts!"

"Oh, be careful! Sir, your body is too tall for Bag End, so please be sure to bend down when you walk, so as to avoid hitting the ceiling!"

Bilbo looked at Rohan with embarrassment in front of him, who was squatting with his head in his arms. He quickly stood up and took out a bowl of steaming broth and bread next to it from the pot, and then said with some embarrassment:

"I'm sorry, because I didn't know in advance that guests would be coming to my house, so I didn't prepare a bed and seat corresponding to my size. If you don't mind, you can sit on the sofa and have breakfast."

After hearing Bilbo's explanation, Rohan noticed that he slept on the dining table with a mattress last night, and the drag marks on the floor were obviously Bilbo's effort to move him to the table. .

Rohan couldn't help but feel a little ashamed of the complaint that flashed through his mind because of the pain. Looking at the innocent look in Bilbo's eyes as he walked in front of him with food, he couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

He eats his food and sleeps with him, but he is still so hospitable. Bilbo is such a nice person!
"Thank you for bringing me back, Mr. Bilbo Baggins, and I will find a way to repay you."

"Hehehe, I can't say repayment. In fact, I just happened to meet you falling from the sky when I was picking mushrooms, so I brought you back... Let's eat first, and we'll chat while we eat!"

Bilbo smiled sheepishly, and then took the initiative to lead Rohan to the sofa to have breakfast together. At the same time, he asked about Rohan's identity and why he fell from the sky.

As for why he fell from the sky, Rohan had no intention of hiding it from Bilbo. He omitted the existence of the Four Gods of Chaos and Ilúvatar, and vividly told about his battle with Archaon and his arrival.

The cute little hobbit was stunned by Rohan's wonderful adventure, while Rohan tasted the hobbit's superb cooking skills with satisfaction. He didn't lick it until most of the pot was swept away by him. Mouth.

After getting used to delicacies from the mountains and seas and various Sinian delicacies, Luo Han was naturally full of praise for the unique flavor of this farm restaurant.

The two of them ate like this unknowingly for most of the day. After all, Rohan, who had just finished fighting Archaon, continued to eat to replenish his physical strength and spirit, while Bilbo brought a map to discuss the scenery of the outside world with Rohan.

I don't know how long it took, until the setting sun outside the house shone through the window into Bag End, and Bilbo realized that it was already getting late, and most of the food stored in his warehouse had been eaten up without knowing it.

However, the hospitable hobbits were obviously not dissatisfied with Rohan's feast. Instead, they admired Rohan with golden eyes:

"It's really amazing, Lord Rohan. I didn't expect that there would be such a wonderful epic in the world outside the Shire... So what's going on with the Eternal Chosen One named Archaon?"

Hearing Bilbo's inquiry, Rohan, who was eating a homemade sandwich, couldn't help but be startled. After carefully recalling the map of Middle-earth that Bilbo gave him, he explained seriously:
"Archaon... he seems to have fallen to the other side of the Misty Mountains. Bilbo, if you have any adventures in the future, remember not to go through the Misty Mountains. In the next few decades, dark forces will be everywhere there. Minions, unfit for traveler adventures.”

Since Ilúvatar had previously forcibly read the stories and information about "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings", Rohan's natural timeline until now is more than ten years before the dwarf expedition took back the Lonely Mountain. .

At this time, Thorin Oakenshield was still working as a blacksmith in the Blue Mountains, and Gandalf was missing, so Bilbo was obviously still a passionate young man who loved adventure.

Although it is now unlikely that Bilbo will cross the Misty Mountains, Rohan is still willing to give the warm-blooded dwarf who entertained him a warning to avoid unknown plot twists caused by his appearance.

However, to Rohan's expectation, Bilbo had a look of disgust on his face when he heard the word adventure, and then he shook his head without hesitation and said:

"Forget it, I think life in Hobbiton is quite good. Fishing and growing vegetables every day is so relaxing. There is no need to go out into the outside world for so-called adventures."

(End of this chapter)