The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 350 The Wool of the Witch King

As a proud high elf, Keithles has been very dissatisfied with the missions assigned to him by the Phoenix Court over the years.

Although he failed to wake up the sleeping dragon from the mountains and thus became a glorious dragon prince with a rich history, he is still the most outstanding elf prince of the younger generation.

But now, the short-sighted Phoenix Throne actually sent him to the ugly castle of these lowly dwarves, and he had to silently endure the provocations from these vulgar lowly creatures every day, it was simply an insult!
As for the will of the new Phoenix King—Fenuba personally conveyed to them, hoping that he can establish a friendship between the two civilized races?
Sorry, he didn't see any so-called civilized races in this barren mountains, but only a group of unreasonable and brutal hairy dwarf monkeys!
Under such circumstances, Kethless, who is naturally arrogant, simply chooses to hide in the embassy provided by the dwarves every day, let alone take the initiative to establish a good relationship with those dwarves.

He thought his boring life would continue like this until ten years later a new elf diplomat came to take over his job and let him leave this hell.

However, instead of waiting for a new diplomat to take over his post, he waited for an order from the Phoenix Throne:

[Because Durucci's Black Ark pirates kept attacking the coast and merchant ships coming to Ulthuan, the Phoenix Throne had to choose to import more strategic materials from the dwarves to prepare for the next battle. 】

The implication is that he hopes that Keithles can lobby the dwarf High King to send more merchant ships and goods to Ulthuan, and even be willing to pay a higher price for this.

Under such circumstances, even Keithles, who had always been unwilling to deal with dwarves, had to choose to go to the High King with the elf princess from Tyrannok Kingdom, hoping to revise the trade agreement.

However, the proud Karsiles didn't take this matter to heart. After all, in his opinion, as long as the price is high enough, these dwarves will agree to sign a new trade agreement.

He believes that there is no species in this world that would be troubled by money!
Unfortunately, however, the reckless diplomat soon ran into a wall in the Supreme Palace of Eternal Peak, having never formally communicated with the dwarves:
"To actually want to amend the treaty without authorization, this must be the discrimination and humiliation of those sharp-eared bean sprouts against us dwarves!"

"This is the oath we made together in front of our ancestors, and you actually tried to make us dwarves modify the content of the oath. Do you want to humiliate the glory of our ancestors?!"

"We shouldn't allow the enemy on the "Book of Great Hate" to enter the Eternal Peak and drive him away!"

……

When Kesiles confidently found the High King with the newly drafted trade treaty, the representatives of the various dwarf clans who heard the news scolded Kesiles and nearly drowned Kesiles with their spittle.

While dwarves do love money, that doesn't mean they will turn their backs on the honor of their ancestors!

Even the Supreme King Erickson didn't give him any good looks. After all, the dwarf who signed the trade agreement with the Elven King Finnubar was his father, and this modification of the agreement was also an insult to his father.

"Since you bean sprouts are so dishonest when dealing with the treaty, then simply stop the trade treaty, and I will give these precious goods to humans who need it more!"

Seeing this situation, Keithles, who was insulted by the public, planned to draw his sword to protect his glory, but after looking at the dwarf long-bearded warriors around him, he finally chose to leave Eternal Peak in despair.

Where there is life, there is hope!

Could it be that Asur, who lives in a rich area like Ulthuan, lacks the weapon resources of your group of dwarf monkeys?
However, it is a pity that no matter how proud he is in his heart, he cannot reverse the current embarrassment, because the reality is that Ulthuan really lacks strategic resources.

After being severely reprimanded by a letter from the Phoenix Throne, the dusty prince and princess had to trek across the mountain to the Eternal Peak again, hoping to persuade the High King to resume the cut off trade.

However, an accident happened again. Before the two Asur nobles had time to formally meet the High King, they saw an unexpected visitor:
"This decoration... can't be wrong, it's the damn Durucci!"

Looking at Lohan who was kneeling on the ground and embracing Erickson, Caseles' eyes immediately showed uncontrollable anger and hatred, obviously he did not expect to meet his deadly enemy here.

After all, the location of Eternal Peak is far away from Naggaroth on the other side of the world. I am afraid that even the Phoenix Throne would not have guessed that Drucci would actually have something to do with the dwarves.

Of course, as a standard Ulthuan elf prince, Keithles, who had always been aloof, didn't care about these complicated political relationships.

What he was more concerned about was that the soft-looking elf princess next to him was staring at Luohan with a strange look, as if she was attracted by this evil Drucci!
Asuryan on again!
Over the years, he has been flattering this princess for so long, but he has not been able to win the heart of this iceberg beauty at all, and he has never even looked at him.

Why did this elf who just arrived suddenly take away the princess' sight?
He's even a Drucci!
Thinking of this, Caseles tightly held the saber at his waist with his palm, staring fixedly at Rohan who was walking towards the throne in the distance, as if he was about to draw his sword in the next moment.

However, before he took the initiative to attack, the elf princess next to him hastily stretched out her hand to suppress his sword-drawing hand, and then reminded angrily in a low voice:
"Idiot! Take a good look around. Do you want to kill an elf who has a close relationship with the High King in the dwarf's palace?"

"Eh...Princess Yana, I'm sorry that I was reckless."

Hearing the reminder from the elf princess, Keithles noticed that the surrounding dwarf warriors were looking at them with vigilance and hostility, and some dwarf crossbowmen were pointing their weapons at him in the distance.

It's not that Rohan's identity is so important to the dwarves, but because this is the Eternal Peak!

Under the watchful eyes of the heroic souls of the martyrs, even the most stubborn dwarves cannot watch the friend of the High King being killed by an elf, even if this friend is also an elf!
Facing the dwarf warriors who were staring at him around him, Keithles put down his weapon resentfully, and then continued to stare at Rohan, who was feasting on dwarf spirits and barbecue, with resentful eyes.

Hmph~ It's not like standing or eating, it turns out that the savage Du Luqi and the short duozi are the same!
It seems that I should write a letter back as soon as possible to warn Ulthuan and the Phoenix Throne that these short people are not trustworthy at all!

Seeing that Caseles had retreated, Princess Yana was secretly relieved, and then continued to focus on Luohan, looking at the other's handsome face and iconic sapphire eyes, and murmured:

"I don't know why, but I always feel that this guy seems unexpectedly familiar... Have you met each other on the battlefield before?"

At this moment, Yana didn't know that it wasn't just her who had this kind of confusion in her heart, even Luo Han, who was looking at her from the corner of her eye, was also falling into the same thinking.

After all, no matter from the perspective of humans or elves, Yana can also be called a flawless tall beauty, and even added a touch of elegance because of the elf princess dress.

But it was such a beautiful elf princess who was staring at him with weird eyes at this moment, how could this not make him feel vigilant?
On the wine table, Rohan raised a large wine glass filled with dwarven spirits and clinked with Erickson, then raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp, ignoring the wine dripping from his chest Said with emotion:
"As the saying goes, the more beautiful a person is, the more trouble he will cause, but in the Warhammer world... that must be a huge trouble, right?"

"Hahaha... I'm afraid this trouble is one of the few things elves and dwarves have in common. We dwarves' girls are all spoiled babies. If you accidentally get angry, it will be a lot of trouble!"

"The same goes for our mother-in-law. She always talks nonsense to me every day. It's annoying to death!"

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After hearing Rohan's complaints, Erickson and the surrounding dwarves showed distressed expressions that only men could understand, and then began to toast with empathy.

Since the female population of dwarves only accounts for one-tenth of the total population, polyandry, which is suitable for population reproduction, has to be adopted, but this also leads to female dwarves almost dominating the family.

In addition, the female dwarves have lived a pampered life since they were young, and after they get married, they will be served by several male dwarves in turn, so each of them is a little fairy with a temper no less than that of a long-bearded warrior.

Think about it, the women in the whole society are all terrible existences with grumpy tempers and unreasonable at the same time, it is a horrible thing to think about!
For this kind of grievance, even Erickson, who is the supreme king of the dwarves, was not immune, so after chatting for a while, he reached out and patted Lohan's thigh and complained:
"That's right, even these proud elves from Ulthuan are also troublesome. Do you know that they are trying to revise the agreement my father made with them? It's too much!"

Hearing this, Luo Han, who was still slightly dizzy from the dwarf spirits, immediately came back to his senses, and after glancing at the prince and princess in the corner, he couldn't help asking:

"It's really too much, but can I ask what kind of treaty you signed with them? After all, I'm also here to discuss things this time. Maybe I can help?"

"Ahahaha~ It's actually not a secret, the main reason is that these elves living on the island signed a trade agreement with my father, but now they are trying to amend the content of the treaty, so I cut off the trade with them directly in a fit of anger relation."

Erickson, whose face was flushed, picked up the wine glass and angrily reprimanded the high elf for his dishonesty, then inserted a piece of meat steak with a fork and handed it into his mouth, as if tearing the meat steak from the elf's body.

However, his responsibility as the supreme king made him regain his senses quickly. Then he looked sadly at the other clan representatives in the hall who were still eating and drinking, and asked Luohan with a bitter face:

"Brother Luohan, I don't know if you can continue to purchase supplies from our side. After all, after the trade with those proud elves was cut off, all clans have too many supplies in their hands, and now they urgently need to export them. ah!"

"Hey hey, that's why I'm here!"

Hearing Erickson's troubles, Rohan, who was slightly drunk, immediately turned into a shrewd Tyrell businessman. He looked at Erickson with a smile, then bent down and patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Since Brother Erickson is so open and honest, I'm not afraid to say it out to make you laugh. In fact, the elves have split up thousands of years ago, and they fought to the death for the throne!
Now my lord is preparing to attack the high elves who live on Ulthuan, but after learning of your trade with the high elves, he sent me to ask if you can sell us supplies?

Don't worry, we are willing to pay enough for this. At the same time, we will send a fleet to escort the dwarf merchant ships who are willing to go to Gran City, and we will definitely guarantee your safety! "

"Is there such a thing?!"

After listening to Rohan's description and the trade agreement between the two elf races, Erickson's blushing face miraculously subsided immediately, and his blurred eyes regained his sanity.

He was not shocked that Rohan wanted to sign a formal trade agreement and diplomatic relations with them, but that there would be a civil war among the elves!
After all, the dwarves have always had a strong delay in the intelligence of the elves. When the Battle of Longbeard ended, all the dwarves didn't even know that the elves had already separated and lived. The lack of information can be imagined.

As for the information that the elves have split into three forces, it was only known to the dwarf kings hundreds of years ago, and the aftermath that has been caused has not yet completely ended to this day.

After all, due to ancestor worship and honor issues, the dwarves have never had a war over the position of the High King, and there has never been a separatist force.

But now, the elves are not only divided into various races because of the throne, but there is even a life-and-death war, which is simply incomprehensible to High King Erickson!
Is the threat of Chaos not strong enough, or are the green dwarves almost extinct?

To actually spend precious troops on meaningless internal strife, are the commanders of the elves all incomprehensible lunatics and psychopaths who covet power?

While Erickson was still wondering, Lohan suddenly took out a document written in dwarf and elf language from his arms and put it on the table, then looked at the other party seriously and said:

"Brother Erickson, right now you have a great opportunity to revitalize the dwarven nation, but I wonder if you would like to earn his vote with me?"

(End of this chapter)