The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 343 The End of Licking the Dog

"Cough cough...I didn't expect to become so embarrassed...cough cough cough!"

Located in the depths of the corridor of the Red Castle, James, who failed in the assassination, was walking through the corpses on the ground covered in blood, and walked towards the queen mother's ballroom with difficulty.

Looking at the golden robe and the corpse of the Warrior's Son that were randomly discarded on the ground, James couldn't help showing a look of pain on his face, obviously very unwilling to accept the defeat he had suffered.

Not long ago, he had a fierce duel with Rohan in the throne hall. With the blessing of the Seven Gods, he was almost able to cut off the head of the elf lord with his sword!

If it wasn't for his son Joffrey standing in front of him suddenly, and at the same time wielding his double blades and cutting scars visible to the naked eye on his body, he wouldn't have become so embarrassed!

Looking at the horrific scar on his chest that was about to penetrate his heart, James couldn't help closing his eyes with reddened eyes, and began to recall the scene of "a loving father and a filial son" just now in his mind:
"Stop it, Xiao Qiao, I am your real father!"

"You, a despicable regicide, dare to insult the king and queen mother of a country like this. I think you are impatient. Go to hell!"

Recalling the ferocity and hatred on Joffrey's handsome face at that time, James felt an unstoppable bitterness in his heart.

Is there any tragedy in this world that is more painful than his son who has never recognized him trying to kill him?
Although his heart was full of pain, James still walked towards the depths of the Red Keep with firm eyes, and at the same time relied on the power of Stranger, one of the seven gods, to avoid those patrolling golden robes.

"The Queen's Ballroom... I must hurry to bring Cersei out of this terrible cage, and I will never let his elf suffer like this again!"

Looking at the Queen's Ballroom that was getting closer, James couldn't help showing a warm smile on his face, but then a bitterness flashed across his face.

Since Rohan's return was so sudden three days ago, James could only use the power of the Stranger to hide his whereabouts, and then hid in the closet without daring to make a sound.

He thought that Luo Han just happened to land in the queen mother's ballroom, but he didn't expect that the elf lord would stay for three days!
For three full days, gods, do you know how he spent these three days!
In this way, James, who was hiding in the closet, watched helplessly as his lover took the initiative to lead Lohan to fight from day to night, and then fought alternately offensively and defensively for two days and two nights.

It wasn't until the morning of the third day that Rohan left the Queen's Ballroom refreshed after enjoying breakfast, leaving only Cersei unconscious on the bed and James numb in the closet.

Recalling that terrible nightmare, James couldn't help shaking his head in grief and indignation, and then looked resolutely at the Queen's Ballroom, which was close at hand.

He wants to take Cersei to escape from the claws of that evil elf, and then take her to escape to the continent of Essos, and live a happy life of men farming and women weaving regardless of the world!

However, it is a pity that the protagonist of the story has never been the tragic kingslayer, but the elf lord who has suffered from his resentment:
"Good afternoon, Your Excellency the Kingslayer, I'm afraid that the next thing will not go as you wish, after all, our beautiful queen mother has just woken up, so it is impossible to follow you for another trip~"

"You bastard! Why can you detect my existence?"

"It's really pitiful. Don't you think that you can be immune to my perception with just a simple invisibility magic? It's too naive!"

I saw Lohan standing leisurely at the door of the Empress Dowager's Ballroom, with the big silver sword in his right hand stuck straight on the ground, gnawing on an apple while jokingly looking at the frightened James in front of him.

As early as three days ago when he just landed in the Queen's Ballroom, he had already noticed that something was wrong with his surroundings. In addition, Cersei used her eyes to remind him of the closet almost all the time, which directly exposed James' exist.

After all, although Stranger's divine power can hide James' aura, Rohan, who also has divine power, can also perceive this strange aura, but it will be difficult to lock it for a while.

Lohan was naturally quite satisfied with Cersei who chose to inform on the initiative, so he rewarded Cersei for three days and three nights in front of James.

As for James' life and death?
Rohan knew very well that Cersei, who was full of greed for power, would never allow James to live in this world after James took the initiative to tell Joffrey's life experience in public in the throne hall.

Even before Cersei fell into a coma last night, she had already hugged Rohan's shoulders, telling all about James' betrayal and the fact that he might come back to take her away after his failure.

This so-called rebellion was actually doomed to fail when James revealed the news to Cersei, who had volunteered to become a canary.

"What a straightforward but stupid human being, it's a pity that you love the wrong person, you think you are a warrior of the seven gods, and Cersei is a girl of the seven gods, but you don't know that she is the real stranger.

Cersei is a pretty good woman. Even among the elves, there are few women as beautiful as her. It's a pity that she doesn't love you. What she loves is power.

If you had chosen to go home and inherit the dukedom of Casterly Rock, you might have been able to win back Cersei's worthless favor, but unfortunately you didn't, and instead chose the most difficult path. "

Luo Han looked at the poor man in front of him who had failed in both career and love with some emotion, and then solemnly raised the big sword in his hand and pointed at James and said:

"I give you a chance to challenge me, respected Don Quixote, I will not use any magic in the next battle, as long as you can defeat me, you can take Cersei away."

In fact, he quite admired James' courage to risk his life for the sake of love. If it weren't for the fact that the Seven Gods were behind this matter, then maybe Lohan would have saved his life.

Watching the azure blue sword energy on Gwendalian gradually dissipate, James silently pulled out the long sword emitting a faint yellow light from his waist, and then he couldn't help asking:

"...I have a question, is there true love between you and Cersei?"

He hoped that Lohan could give him an affirmative answer. After all, he also knew that there was a huge gap in combat experience between himself and the opponent, so he still hoped that Lohan could treat Cersei kindly.

However, James still thought too much after all. For a beautiful woman like Cersei who is neither pure nor smart, how could Lohan be sincere?
"Why do you think that I will fall in love with a vase? Is it just because of her beauty? The exquisite cage and the comfort of the owner from time to time are the best way to nurture a canary."

"You bastard, I will not allow you to insult Cersei like this!"

Facing the strange gaze that Lohan looked at him, the suppressed anger in James' heart finally began to erupt, and then he began to attack Lohan irrationally.

He will make this evil elf who underestimated him and Cersei pay in blood!
...after three seconds

"Sad dog licking, thankfully I was looking forward to this battle a little bit, but I didn't expect it to turn out like this."

Looking at James who was slowly falling in front of him, Lohan shook off the blood on the blade of the sword speechlessly, then closed his eyes and began to feel the power of the Seven Gods floating in the air.

Different from any gods that Luohan had come into contact with before, the Seven Gods who had been believed in the sun for tens of thousands of years seemed to be a kind of nihilistic gods without physical existence.

That is to say, the so-called seven gods are actually like the secondary chaos gods who have not yet developed self-awareness. He instinctively absorbs the power of faith passed on to him by the believers, but he doesn't know how to use it at all.

As for why James was chosen by the Seven Gods and became the opponent's chosen one?
Maybe the soul of dog licking got the response of one of the gods of the seven gods by chance, maybe it was James's stupid love that day that moved the seven gods, who knows?
Even Slaanesh was once touched by the pure and sincere love between a Slaanesh erinya and a human duelist, who knows what it would be like to have a god with seven forms?

After using the corpse powder to turn James' body on the ground into a pool of foul-smelling blood, Lohan leisurely left the Queen Mother's Ballroom and walked towards the Throne Hall where the battlefield was still being cleaned.

"The faith issue in Westeros has finally been resolved, and now it's time to look across the strait... Essos, and the remnants of the Targaryen family, what should I do with you?"

Recalling that there seemed to be various red-robed witches and wizards on the other side in the original book, plus the three young dragons held by Daenerys, Luohan couldn't help touching his chin.

Although the ashes dragon multiplied quickly, the dragon flames sprayed did not contain magic at all, it was simply ignited napalm, and it was difficult to cause enough damage to magical creatures.

And the Ash Dragon's air combat level and physical strength are also very worrying. Just the most common ballista can shoot these adult dragons with thin scales, maybe even the green-skinned wyvern can't beat it!
Because of this, Rohan almost never deploys Ash Dragoons to Naggaroth, lest they will cause massacres under the attack of magic.

But now, an opportunity to improve the bloodline of Ash Dragon is in front of him:
Different from the ashes dragon without magical breath, the giant dragon in the world of ice and fire contains powerful magic power in its body, coupled with the scales that become harder with age, it can be said to be far superior to the ordinary ashes dragon.

And unlike Ulthuan's four-legged dragon, these two populations of bipedal dragons should not have so-called reproductive isolation. Maybe they can really hatch magical dragons that can be mass-produced?
With the magic dragon, can the storm dragon egg that is almost forgotten by him be able to hatch?
Thinking of this, Luo Han couldn't help but feel a surge in his heart, and then he turned around and walked in the direction of the Empress Dowager's Ballroom, obviously planning to take advantage of his good mood to do a big job.

However, Luo Han, who had relaxed his vigilance at the moment, didn't notice it. Just as he turned around and disappeared into the corridor, a slender blond figure suddenly flashed in the surrounding air, and then he looked at the blood on the ground and remained silent.

After a long time, the blond figure disappeared into the corridor again, as if what happened just now was just an illusion.

———Half a year later, the Black Tower Academy

"Chaotic energy is a kind of magical energy that is difficult to control. This power is also called the original force. Only elf sages who are proficient in this way and those who are naturally sensitive to this power are qualified to control it.

Magic is the combination of art chaos and science. It is both a skill and a curse, a threat but also an improvement. It all depends on whose hands it is in and what purpose it is used for.

As far as I am concerned, Lord Lohan and Ms. Misty's divine power is also a kind of magic. They each... Tommen, no sleep in class, stand up and listen! "

Located in a magnificent stepped church, an elf sage wearing a silver-white burqa was looking angrily at the sleepy-eyed Prince Tommen under the stage, and even smashed the chalk in his hand directly on the other's forehead.

Hearing the elf sage's reprimand, Tommen couldn't help touching his golden curly hair, and then couldn't help retorting in a low voice:

"I didn't sleep, I was just recalling the sword skills my master taught me yesterday, and the knowledge about taming animals..."

"Heretics! The vulgar and savage swordsmanship and the ugly war monsters are all heresies without beauty, and only the supreme magic is the root of everything!"

"I got it wrong, Principal Caranthir, magic is the most supreme existence in this world!"

Hearing that Principal Caranthir was about to start a tirade, Tommen hurriedly stopped the other party, and then put on an obedient look.

He was well aware of the headmaster's fanaticism and emphasis on magic. He even planned to fight with Lord Rohan several times because he included animal taming into the teaching of Black Tower Academy, which frightened many people.

Therefore, the elves and human students in the academy quickly and rarely reached a consensus, that is, not to provoke the grumpy headmaster unless necessary.

Just when Caranthir was about to continue to attack, a somewhat impatient female voice suddenly came from outside the church, attracting the attention of all the students present:
"Calanthir, your shrill cry can be heard across a building, can't you just keep it down?"

"Wow! It's Mr. Ciri who is in charge of training the use of the portal!"

"Ms. Shirley, I want to give birth to a monkey for you~"

"Ms. Shirley, I declare you!"

Seeing the heroic white-haired figure, the quiet school immediately exploded, and the young elves and human students crowded around excitedly, leaving Caranthir aside.

Looking at the innocent and lovely students around, Ciri, who obviously didn't have short-sightedness but chose to wear a pair of flat glasses, couldn't help but look provocatively at Carlan Hill not far away, and then said in a Versailles voice:
"Hey, I didn't expect that I would be so popular with the students. It seems that I accidentally stole the limelight from a certain principal~"

"Ancient Blood, you should now teach those students who have space abilities how to use the portal, instead of shaking your head and tail at me!"

Looking at Ciri who was frowning over there, Caranthir, who was already irritable, had his nose crooked, and then he couldn't help but reprimanded angrily:
"If you really have nothing to do, then you can go to the backyard and help take care of the baby griffins and dragons that have just hatched. I think they will be very happy to see that food is delivered to their door."

"Don't be so impatient, Remnants of the Wild Hunt, do you think I'm willing to come to your classroom? That fellow Lohan asked me to inform you to go to the square for a meeting. It seems that his Witch King is coming to visit the Black Tower Academy !"

(End of this chapter)