The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 341 Red Fort Riot
"Hum hum hum~"

Located in the Queen's Ballroom in the Red Castle, Cersei was lying leisurely on the soft bearskin soft couch, while constantly fiddling with the blood-red gemstone that Rohan gave her.

According to the maids, this red gem made by elf craftsmen is the only rare treasure in the world, and it contains the reverence of the elf lord Rohan for him.

As human maids who have received rigorous training from the Tribunal, their sweet words easily catered to Cersei's proud heart, thus making Cersei more satisfied with the elves' attitude.

Of course, the deceived Cersei will probably never know that this so-called rare treasure is actually just an ordinary magic crystal.

Looking at the ruby ​​in her hand that was shining brightly under the sun's light, Cersei couldn't help but raise her legs slightly, and an imperceptible sneer appeared on her face.

Maybe this kind of leisurely life in the harem is quite suitable for me?
"Cersei...my queen, my love, I see you again at last!"

"Who! Who is it and where is it?"

However, at this moment, a heavy panting voice suddenly came from near the window sill, and Cersei, who was lying on the soft couch, was so frightened that she hurriedly got up and looked at the window sill, and at the same time reached for the knife on the table.

Since the Red Castle was built on the Gobi Mountains near the coast, Cersei immediately thought of the assassins in history who tried to sneak into the Red Castle by climbing the Gobi.

Could it be that some assassin set his mind on her? !

"Where are the guards, where did all the gold robes die?"

Thinking of this, Cersei couldn't help but panic and came to the gate of the queen mother's ballroom, and then she was horrified to find that there was no living person in the entire aisle, and even her maids were gone!

When she recovered from the fear of losing her guard, the ugly man with dirty blond hair climbed from the window sill into the queen's ballroom, and then looked at Cersei who was full of temptation like a frightened fawn and said excitedly:
"Don't be afraid, Cersei, I am your favorite brother Jaime, have you forgotten that our child has just inherited the Iron Throne!"

"I don't know what you're talking about, you...you're really James, how did you become the ghost you are now?"

After hearing that the other party claimed that she was her younger brother James whom she hadn't seen for many years, Cersei couldn't help but carefully looked at the blond man who looked like a beggar in front of her, and then she slowly came back to her senses.

The other party was actually her younger brother who had disappeared for nearly two years—Jaime Lannister!
Seeing that Cersei had recognized him, James opened his arms and walked towards Cersei, with a smile on his dusty dry face and said:
"Seven gods, since the gods don't want to see those evil elves do harm to the world, they have given me a powerful force that can rival the elf lord, so that I can successfully assassinate Rohan!

In addition, my allies in the Imperial Council are willing to fund my plan. At that time, we only need to set a trap at the banquet arranged by Joffrey to completely eradicate the elves.

When the time comes, we can be together aboveboard, Cersei! "

After all, James, who was already so moved that his eyes were red, couldn't help but walked forward, ready to force Cersei, who was full of disgust in his eyes, into his arms.

In his opinion, the reason why Cersei, who had been in love with him, expelled her from the ranks of the Kingsguard was only because of the intimidation and coercion of the elf lord, and it was not Cersei's original wish.

As long as he can find a way to eradicate the influence of the elves in the Iron Throne, he can continue to be with Cersei!

However, James, who was full of naive fantasies, didn't know that at this moment, Cersei was not happy at all because of his sudden appearance, leaving only disgust on his face.

"Enough, stay away from me!"

Just when James was about to hug Cersei, Cersei suddenly slashed at James' chest with both hands clenched with the knife, but the sharp knife only left a scar on James' chest. It's just bloodstains.

However, the pain managed to bring James, who was in a frenzy, back to his senses. He looked at the bloodstains left on his chest in disbelief, then stared and asked:
"Why, Cersei, why do you reject me again and again, are you really in love with that elf lord who has been playing with you?!"

Of course it's because you're too dirty and ugly!
Hearing James' question, Cersei couldn't help cursing the other party's stupidity secretly, but she didn't further stimulate James' proud heart, but retorted hysterically:

"Enough! James Lannister! How long are you going to mess around? Don't you want to let the Lannister family fall into the bottomless abyss with you before you give up?

When our father, the respected Duke Tywin, died in battle, I wanted you, as the legal heir, to return to the West to restore the glory of the family, but where did you go?

When I was alone in the isolated and helpless city of King's Landing, when I had to flatter Lohan to save my three children, and finally let myself be trampled down, where were you? "

Having said that, Cersei's eye circles gradually began to turn a little red, as if the reason why she fell into this state had something to do with James.

Of course, Cersei, who is naturally arrogant, didn't even mention her initial refusal and welcome, her subsequent active flattery, and even the current dissatisfied appearance.

Cersei, who already knows Jaime's character like the back of her hand, understands that she only needs to act like this innocent victim, and there will be no problems.

After all, they are siblings who have played since they were young, so Cersei can easily handle James' Achilles heel:

"I'm very sorry……"

Sure enough, when he saw Cersei holding her face and crying bitterly in front of him, James, who was already soft but not strong, immediately calmed down, and then stood by at a loss, not knowing how to comfort him.

After thinking about it for a long time, James, who is born with a love brain, simply shook his molars and gave up his teeth, and then made his plan clear:
"Don't worry, my allies and I have prepared a perfect plan. At that time, I will lead hundreds of warrior sons who have also been blessed by the seven gods to enter the Red Castle through the secret passage, and the Archbishop of Baelor Cathedral will take the opportunity to set off A riot against elves.

In order to be able to kill Rohan, my allies and I are fully prepared, coupled with the protection of the power of the Seven Gods, we can definitely drive all the evil elves out of Westeros! "

Speaking of this, James couldn't help but gently stroked the seven-pointed star mark on his forehead, and his mind was instantly filled with the glory of becoming a national hero after killing the elf lord.

Since the Drucci elves continued to build temples that believed in the Mist Lady on the continent of Westeros, the believers of the Seven Gods had long been extremely dissatisfied with the arrogance of the elves.

Therefore, when he and the warrior's sons are responsible for holding Rohan back, as long as the poor people in the city are willing to respond to the call of the seven gods to oppose the elves, then everything will be fine!
However, James, who was imagining the future at the moment, didn't notice the strange look in Cersei's eyes, and then he heard Cersei ask:
"Do you trust your ally so much? Don't you worry that he will betray you and eventually cut off all male heirs of the Lannister family?"

Hearing that Cersei was finally willing to take the initiative to talk to him, James immediately greeted him wagging his tail like a pug to please his master, and then said with a smile:
"Although for the sake of confidentiality, I can't tell you who my ally is, but...damn it, he came back early!"

However, before James could show off his achievements in the past two years, his face suddenly turned pale, and he hid directly in Cersei's closet regardless of Cersei's screams.

"The Stranger bless me..."

Accompanied by a strange murmur, the seven-pointed star on James' forehead suddenly emitted a strange light, and the thin black spots instantly covered his body, and finally merged with the surrounding environment.

This is exactly the power of Stranger, one of the seven gods who symbolize death and position in the belief of the seven gods!

Before Cersei could react, there were bursts of familiar air-breaking sounds on the window sill that made her legs tremble, and then she heard a familiar voice coming from behind her:
"Long time no see, what is it that makes my canary look so haggard?"

"Master Luohan, I..."

Hearing this, Cersei subconsciously turned to the direction of the closet, and was about to say something, but was suddenly carried to the bed by Rohan.

In the chaos where Sinister would blush just looking at it, there was only a pair of scarlet eyes hidden in the closet that were looking at all of this.

... (Maybe I should really consider making a side story?)
———Three days later, the Throne Hall

A magnificent grand banquet is being held in the Throne Hall at this moment. Except for the Queen Mother Cersei who was unable to come to the banquet due to the cold, all the members of the royal family and the important ministers before the imperial court attended the banquet.

Many nobles from other regions also tried to enter this grand event. After all, this feast was to celebrate the succession of the Hand of the King, and everyone hoped to have a relationship with the elves.

Unfortunately, Rohan didn't have much affection for these uninvited nobles, so apart from those noble 'girlfriends' who were invited to the banquet by his subordinates, there were not many human nobles present.

Located in the corner of the banquet, the isolated adult inflatable fish looked at the only dozen or so human nobles and hundreds of elf officers left in the hall with an embarrassing expression:

'If this development continues, the ruler of Westeros will probably become an elf! '

Thinking of this, he picked up his wine glass while licking his face and began to look for an elf officer to have a chat, hoping to take the opportunity to win the relationship.

However, it is a pity that because he does not have the beauty similar to his daughter Margaery Tyrell, and he is a fat middle-aged uncle, the elf officers are not very interested in him.

On the Iron Throne, the succeeding young king of Westeros, Joffrey Baratheon I, was excitedly holding a glass of fruit juice and toasting Rohan next to the throne:

"Today is my master, and it is also the succession ceremony of your future king's hand, so my master is going to give all the leftovers from today's banquet to the poor in the city. At the same time, the royal family and the elves will jointly invest in improving the foundation of King's Landing City facility!"

As soon as this remark came out, the nobles in the hall who had already known about it immediately started all kinds of flattery and cheers, and began to praise with various nasty words:

"This is really great, such a great thing that benefits the country and the people, His Majesty the King and the King's Hand are really a contemporary model!"

"Even the former 'Conqueror' Aegon never thought of improving the situation in King's Landing. Our benevolent king is willing to invest in the construction of infrastructure for the sake of the people. What an emperor through the ages!"

"That's right, King Joffrey can become such a wise monarch at such a young age, he is indeed an emperor through the ages!"

"Eternal Emperor!"

……

All kinds of nasty compliments made Joffrey on the Iron Throne feel a little blissful, and Rohan gave him satisfied eyes from time to time, which made him feel more comfortable than ever.

However, the years of combat experience still made Joffrey feel something was wrong. Looking at the elven officer in the hall who kept his weapon in his hand and the master with a huge sword on his back, he felt a little bad in his heart.

Could something be wrong?
Thinking of this, Joffrey couldn't help but gently put the wine glass on the throne, and then touched the two short knives hidden in his clothes.

Not leaving non-essential weapons is a good habit given to him by Rohan.

Sure enough, after a fat figure quietly left the throne hall, there were bursts of fierce fighting sounds in the entire Red Castle:
"Kill!"

"Kill the Hand of the King and other elves, drive out all heretics who dare to violate the tradition, glory belongs to the Seven Gods!"

"There are intruders in the Red Castle, everyone, go and protect His Majesty the King and the Hand of the King!"

At the moment when the sound of shouting and killing sounded, the elf officers who were still singing and dancing in the hall immediately pushed the female companions in their arms aside, and then looked fiercely at the sons of soldiers who poured into the hall.

The so-called sons of warriors are actually a group of hedge knights who were exiled in the wilderness because their wives, daughters and family properties were embezzled by elves. After being issued weapons and equipment, they were sent to fight with elves.

Because they have all received a fully planned knight education, coupled with the hatred and belief with the elves, they are enough to make them a group of extraordinary dead warriors!

And I don't know if it's because the elves have been too sinful these years, the number of warrior sons who sneaked into the Red Castle through secret passages this time is thousands of people, the number is even far more than the golden robes defending the Red Castle.

Although under the continuous training and support of Rohan's loyal hound, Ramsay Snow, the golden robe has already become a powerful weapon that can bite anyone, but after all, it is still different from the warrior's son of all knights. small gap.

For a time, the Red Castle was covered by countless knights wearing rainbow cloaks and silver-plated armor, and the entire Red Castle was shrouded in the cloud of war.

(End of this chapter)