The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 322 Black Tower Academy
"Hahaha, that's great. I didn't expect Xiao Qiao to be able to become a magician. It seems that the blood of my Baratheon family is quite good~"

Hearing that Joffrey is actually qualified to learn the magic of elves, and that Rohan really intends to accept Joffrey as his apprentice, Robert immediately burst into laughter with his red face.

He actually doesn't care if Joffrey can learn magic, as long as Lohan can accept Joffrey as an apprentice, and at the same time assist Joffrey to become king after his death in the future, then he is already satisfied.

Now that Joffrey can learn magic, it is a completely unexpected surprise for him!

"Congratulations to Prince Joffrey for becoming a magic apprentice!"

"This will be of great significance to the stability of Westeros and the future kingdom. Let us toast the friendship between King Robert and the elves!"

"Cheers, to Baratheon!"

The surrounding nobles naturally also heard the news that Joffrey was accepted as an apprentice by Rohan, and they immediately toasted and cheered for Joffrey, making the blond lady blush.

Since his performance on weekdays is not too 'personal', Joffrey has always been in that kind of situation in the Red Castle, even the nobles choose to walk around him.

Joffrey is a little bit self-aware, though there are occasional jesters and clowns who sing the praises of his exploits just to curry favor with him.

At least he could see that, compared to the praises of those hypocritical jesters, the nobles around him were sincerely cheering for him at this moment!
This feeling……

Seems not bad?
At this time, Joffrey was getting carried away because of the cheers of the crowd, but there were some people in the hall who were happy and some were worried:

"With elves and dragons as backup, if the Baratheon family can really sign a so-called friendship treaty with that Rohan, then Baratheon's rule over the Iron Throne will last at least a few decades?"

Located in the dark corner of the banquet hall, Varys had come to Petyr the gloomy little finger with a wine glass at some point, and mocked in a playful but delicate voice:
"Although I don't know what kind of ambition you have, but with the help of the elves, you may only be able to serve as the Minister of Finance honestly in this life."

Petyr silently accepted the ridicule from his arch-enemy. He silently set his sights on Robert and Joffrey, with an imperceptible brilliance in his eyes, and then retorted:

"The army of the elves is certainly powerful, plus those terrifying dragons and dragon knights criss-crossing the sky, I am afraid that even the whole of Westeros is not their opponent.

However, some things can be achieved without the use of war! "

Chaos is a ladder. The reason why he was able to transform from a small nobleman with a territory of less than a few dozen people to an important minister with financial power was not by following the normal rules.

Although the appearance of the elven army disrupted his original plan, didn't it subvert the order that the Seven Kingdoms once insisted on?

He still holds a trump card in his hand, as long as he can play it at a critical moment, not to mention turning Westeros into a puddle of muddy water, it is not impossible to even let the elves become a boost to his plan!
Thinking of this, Petyr's originally gloomy face showed a confident smile again, and then he raised his wine glass and pointed at Rohan and said:

"Today is an important banquet to welcome our distinguished guests from the elves. Let's stop fighting like before, lest the elves see a joke."

"Really, then I hope we can maintain this peaceful state, so that neither Westeros nor the elves will be harmed."

Watching Petyr's back gradually going away, Varys silently set his sights on Joffrey whose blond hair was stroked by Rohan, and couldn't help sighing silently.

Conscience of heaven and earth, why is it this little guy with an unclear background who is fortunate enough to be chosen by the elves as a magic apprentice?
Thinking of this, Varys couldn't help recalling the envelope he sent from across the strait some time ago, and was instantly worried about the future prospects of this continent.

When he thought of the prince who was as tyrannical as Joffrey and the little princess as innocent as Myrcella, he would have to face overwhelming dragons and mighty elf army in the future, and he felt a headache.

Looks like it's time to expose these two Targaryen princes and princesses to the elves!
————The next day, the imperial meeting

Since human alcohol could not make Luohan drunk at all, Luohan only closed his eyes and practiced in the barracks for a while before coming to the Red Castle again.

The purpose of his personal visit this time is to discuss with the ministers of the Imperial Council the promotion of [Treaty of Friendship and Mutual Assistance] and [Free Trade Agreement].

As long as this plan can be successfully approved, Rohan will immediately start building a castle belonging to the elves on the Westeros continent to support Dario in the Iron Islands.

When Joffrey is educated to be a jackal in the next few years, and Robert is stabbed by a wild boar, then the plan will be more than half completed!
Of course, it is still too far away to say that there are some and none. The most important thing right now is to get the Iron Throne to agree to his conditions:

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Your Excellency Rohan, this is the current Hand of the King of Westeros - Duke Jon Arryn, and the Minister of Finance Petyr Baelish, as well as the witnesses of this meeting, Lord Lord Renly Baratheon."

In the hall of the Iron Throne, Varys, who had already met Rohan once, was introducing the ministers present, and then said with some embarrassment:
"Since His Majesty the King is dealing with state affairs in the study so far, the next negotiation will mainly be with the Hand of the King and the Minister of Finance."

"I see, thank you for your reminder, and please tell me about it"

On the surface, Rohan thanked Varys for his introduction politely, but in fact he knew very well in his heart that Robert was not like a person who would go to study early in the morning.

After all, last night, in order to pour down Lohan's elegant behavior, Robert dragged him to drink nearly three barrels of beer, but in the end he still couldn't make Lohan's face blush.

After all, to him, these beers were just fermented barley juice with a slightly sweet and sour taste, and the speed at which he got drunk was not even as fast as his instincts recovered.

In order to prevent the flesh-and-blood Robert from getting drunk to death on the dining table, Rohan also personally disposed of two of the three barrels of beer, but even so, Robert fell drunk to the ground.

Now he is probably still lying on the bed with a hangover?
Aware of the undisguised distrust on Rohan's face, Old Jon's cheeky face that he had cultivated over the years did not show any change, but coughed twice and said:
"Ahem, Lord Luohan, please don't take this matter to heart, let us formally start negotiations on the two treaties."

"Of course, the Hand of the King and the Chancellor of the Exchequer, you must have read the content of the treaty Robert sent to King's Landing some time ago, right?"

"Yes, Lord Petyr, the Minister of Finance, and I have already read the relevant content about the [Free Trade Agreement]. I have some questions about this person and hope to get your explanation."

Looking at the trade treaty on the table, Old Jon turned his attention to Petyr, who was already ready, with helplessness in his eyes.

After all, even though he is the Hand of the King of Westeros, and he is also a well-known noble duke, he is not as good as Petyr when it comes to issues related to trade agreements.

Seeing this, 'Littlefinger' Petyr officially appeared in front of Luohan for the first time. He politely got up and saluted Luohan, with a kind smile on his handsome face:
"I think this should be our first formal meeting, honorable Commander of the Elf, I will negotiate with you in the next formal meeting, please take care of me."

"Your Excellency Petyr Baelish, I also hope that you will be merciful so that the first friendship treaty between humans and elves can be successfully completed."

Looking at the thin man with a rather handsome face in front of him, a rare smile of unknown meaning appeared on Luohan's face, and then he folded his wings and sat on the chair.

He is looking forward to, this greedy human being who puts personal desires first and is blinded by profit, will make this choice between national sovereignty and self-interest?

……

With the news brought back by the merchant ships traveling between the two continents, the entire continent of Essos knew something new that happened on the other side of the strait:
Chosen by the Mists, the elf lord Rohan was invited to visit and visit every nobleman in King's Landing, and was warmly welcomed by King Robert of the Iron Throne and a group of ministers.

The two sides reviewed the history of the two ethnic groups and looked forward to the future together. In a cordial and friendly national atmosphere, they reached an important consensus on the establishment of friendly diplomatic relations between the two ethnic groups!

In order to strengthen the understanding between the two parties, after the trade agreement reached between the Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Lord of Rohan, King's Landing will be the only trading place to sell elf goods in the future, so as to promote the development of the country.

During the visit, the current king of the Iron Throne, Robert Baratheon, led Rohan to visit various castles in the kingdom, and at the same time allowed the elves to build a black tower academy near the kingdom where 1000 elf warriors were stationed. , used to recruit and train young men with magical talents.

Facing King Robert's proposal, Lord Lohan expressed his relief, and hoped that Prince Joffrey and Princess Myrcella, who were the first batch to join the Academy of the Black Tower, could inherit the hard-working spirit of their predecessors, have the courage to hone and climb, In the end, he will grow into a good heir who can carry the future of Westeros on his shoulders!

In the end, the meeting came to an end in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere. Both King Robert and Lord Rohan spoke highly of this diplomatic cooperation, and emphasized that peace is the theme of the future of Westeros.

Any criminal who dares to destroy this peace will be brought to justice!
When the news spread to every corner of Westeros through ravens and caravans, both the princes and nobles and the common people were all in shock and couldn't believe it was true.

The birth of the elves and the invasion of the ghosts all sound like legends that happened thousands of years ago, but now they actually happened in their lives.

Although most nobles are unwilling to believe this fact, as more and more beautiful elf goods and weapons comparable to Valyrian steel swords begin to flow out of King's Landing, the entire Westeros All fell into an unprecedented carnival!
The nobles and the people were not stingy in their praise of King Robert, as if the drunkard king who they called stupid became a holy king comparable to Aegon the Conqueror overnight.

However, after this brief carnival, countless careerists also began to surface, looking covetously but timidly at the elf army retreating to the Land of Eternal Winter, and the Black Tower Academy under construction.

If human beings can also learn and master the legendary elven magic, then why is it only the little lion of Baratheon's family who is favored by the spirit?
Under this undercurrent, countless forces began to go to King's Landing, and an unprecedented chaos seemed to be about to begin.

——Essos, Pentos

Located in a luxurious and elegant palace, a fat man with yellow hair was looking at the secret letter in his hand with a tangled face, and after a long time, he said with some painful emotion:

"The union of the elves and the Iron Throne, this is really shocking news..."

His name is Illyrio Mopatis, he is the rich merchant governor of the free trade city of Pentos, and he is also one of the rulers of the city.

He is basically responsible for the operation of spices, gems, dragon bones and other shady businesses in the whole city, and he has become one of the richest merchants in Pentos.

Of course, as a businessman with a unique vision, he is also investing in some small businesses, such as:
Topple the Iron Throne!
According to the previously formulated plan, he will find ways to support the Targaryen brothers and sisters who fled to the continent of Essos: Viserys and Daenerys, and at the same time find ways to assist each other to become the ruler of the Iron Throne.

At that time, Viserys, who became the king of Westeros, will bestow on him the status of chancellor of the exchequer and the status of a nobleman, enough to make his descendants also become kings!
However, the current situation made him a little afraid to let go:
"Now the Iron Throne is allied with the elves. If the news from Varys does not deliberately tout the elves, then we still need to face hundreds of dragons and tens of thousands of elite elf troops... It's difficult!"

Back then, Aegon could fight all over Westeros with three dragons, but now the elf army has hundreds of dragons, and they are better than Targaryen.

What's more, the elves also mastered various kinds of magic that have been lost for a long time. Although the power is not yet known, it is definitely not the kind of guy who plays tricks on the street!
In this case, even if Targaryen can re-hatch the dragon, at least in the next few years, there is no possibility of being able to counterattack Westeros, right?
(End of this chapter)