The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 32 The Rude Prince

In the palace hall, the old king is putting on his most magnificent golden armor with the help of his attendants.

Looking at his exaggerated self in the mirror, the old king couldn't help but say:
"Wouldn't that look too vain? Perhaps the same set of plate armor you used in battle?"

Beside the throne, a young woman was helping the king to arrange the red cloak, when she heard the king's thoughts, she said with a smile:
"Father, this is just a welcome ceremony, not a battle, there is no need to be so exaggerated."

"My daughter, you need to know that this is the first time humans have come into contact with other races, and there may be forces outside the Albion continent. We must be careful!"

Isabel shook her head helplessly. His father was fine with everything, but he was too cautious.

The elves in the legend are all simple and kind, how could they be dangerous?

She had read the letter sent by Earl Carmen. These elves were very polite and did not initiate disputes.

The old king looked at his daughter, who he didn't care about, and sighed:
"You are so naive, how do we know if these elves are pretending to be kind?"

"According to what you said, the Prince Harley you asked me to marry was also respectful and humble in disguise?"

"What nonsense are you writing? Prince Harley is young and handsome, and he was once the prince of the Kingdom of Gus. How could he be a hypocrite?"

The old king was a little angry, but Isabel ignored the old king and ran away from the palace hall.

Seeing this, the royal knights hurriedly chased after him, but the old king could only shake his head helplessly.

"Your Majesty, all your armor has been put on."

Looking at his majestic self in the mirror, the old king nodded and said on the throne:
"Let the army of the elves enter the city and bring Prince Halle along the way."

———In Lion Lake City

"Dear Elf, welcome to Lion Lake City. I am the Royal Knight Commander, El Monte."

Looking at the knight commander in front of him, Luo Han made a slight personal salute:
"Hello, human knight, I'm Rohan, an emissary sent by the great Elven Witch King."

Whether it's true or not, anyway, the title of messenger really bluffed the other party. Elmont immediately respectfully saluted Rohan as a knight, then got up and said:
"Welcome to the Kloist Kingdom. Please forgive us humans who have never been in touch with elves before, so there may be some impoliteness. Please forgive me."

"No, I have visited human countries more than once, and I have even seen that kind of human civilization without city walls. I still remember them waving wooden sticks and rushing towards us with bare buttocks. It is a terrible memory .”

(@noscamonkey)
"Hahaha, that's really bad, but please rest assured, you will never see naked people in our kingdom... Of course, except for some perverts!"

Light-hearted jokes bring people closer together, and El Monte's attitude has become a little more easy-going.

After laughing and asking the guards to lead the horse for Rohan, Elmonte took Rohan's soldiers to find a place to rest.

Quite a few citizens were watching the elf army on the street, and many people exclaimed when they saw the handsome elf boy passing by in perfect step.

And the officers were also watching the neat silver mist soldiers, and after comparing them with the human soldiers standing in line like crooked melons behind them, they couldn't help shaking their heads.

The soldier who was so disgusted by the officer had no choice but to curl his lips aggrieved.

Do you dislike us?
We also hope to change the elf chief!
Rohan in phoenix armor and Dario in lion robe are both handsome beings among elves.

With such an officer, they are better than those noble officers who only know how to eat, drink and have fun, right?
El Monte, who was leading the way in front of the team, was also comparing the Silver Mist Warriors with the Royal Knights, and finally he could only sigh regretfully.

Rohan naturally noticed El Monte's loss, so he stepped forward and comforted him like Versailles:

"Don't sigh, the longevity of the elves allows us to hone our martial arts for hundreds of years, and you don't have to feel depressed about your own weakness."

"My lord, you are really good at comforting people."

Hearing this, El Monte's face turned bitter.

Thinking of his parents being handsome, living longer, and stronger than himself, El Monte felt a burst of emotion in his heart.

After passing through the noisy market, Rohan finally came to the human palace.

Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar human buildings, Luohan couldn't help but recall.

In the past hundred years, he has never left Naggaroth except for visiting his mother, Morathi, with the Witch King once.

Seeing that Rohan was constantly looking at the palace, Elmont asked with some pride:
"I heard that the messenger has seen other human kingdoms, how about our palace?"

".not bad."

Since Rohan had never seen other human palaces, he gave a pertinent answer after comparing Naggarond Black Castle with Hal Gansi's bloody altar.

In Rohan's view, the castle's decorations were neither elegant like those of the High Elves, nor of military value like those of the Dark Elves.

But El Monte didn't think so. Seeing that there was not much shock on Rohan's face, he asked curiously:

"Looking at the envoy's appearance, it doesn't seem like our castle is very good? Can you tell me about the castles of other races?"

"Your castle is really good. Of course, this is only relative to humans. I have come into contact with a humanoid creature that looks like a lizard. Their castle can float in the air..."

"Pfft-"

Before Luo Han finished speaking, a burst of laughter came from not far away, which was particularly harsh in the empty hall.

Hearing this voice, the smile on El Monte's face froze, he turned his head to see which bastard was so rude, then frowned and saluted:

"Prince Harry, your behavior just now was rude..."

"Is this an elf? Why do I think it's a group of circus troupes wearing pointy ears and fancy clothes, using clumsy tricks to deceive the king? I heard that they built a heresy church and collected a lot of money."

Hearing such an insult, Dario behind Rohan pulled out his elf scimitar angrily, and the Silver Mist guard also raised his halberd, looking at the young man who laughed.

"My lord, I said earlier that these human beings don't know how to be polite, let me chop this dirty short-lived species who doesn't know how to be polite!"

Although Dario said this in Elven language, anyone can see the evil spirit on the other side's beautiful face.

Looking at the Royal Knights who were approaching the elf, Rohan put his hand on the saber, and a faint blue light was shining in his hand, which made the face of the insulting prince and knights change drastically.

Rohan did not draw his sword, but looked at the ugly Elmont calmly and said:

"Long experience, this is how you humans treat guests? If you want to rely on dozens of soldiers, then I don't mind competing with human knights."

　PS: Guys, how about adding some elements that are not fantasy movies, such as alien war beasts?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)