The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 312 Tears of Illiteracy
With Yara officially becoming the new ruler of the Iron Islands, every port of the Ironmen began to build longships for crossing the sea, trying to hone their fighting skills.

Although most of the Iron Fleet that once crossed the sea has been destroyed by the elves, Yara has purchased a large amount of high-quality wood and blueprints from the elves through loans, so that the strength of the Iron Fleet has not diminished but increased!
A large number of old paddling longboats were eliminated and dismantled, and replaced by giant sailboats with a length of hundreds of meters. They were also equipped with powerful trebuchets and rams, which could be said to be armed to the teeth.

Of course, the Ironborn didn't know that these sailing warships were actually just modified from the drawings of the Druchi elves' landing craft, but this still couldn't stop their greed for wealth.

Even though the number of these sailing warships is relatively scarce due to production capacity problems, the commander-in-chief of the Iron Fleet, Victarion, is still full of confidence.

"Don't worry, Yara, as long as the Iron Fleet can fully replace these new warships with superior performance, then I will bring back the head of that old Tywin with my own hands!"

In Pike City, Yala stood on the top of the castle just like his dead father, appreciating with satisfaction the iron fleet moored in the harbor of King's Harbor in the distance, and his heart was full of joy.

Hearing his uncle's answer, although Yara was a little dissatisfied with Victarion's address to him, he still nodded and responded:

"Go and inform those shipwrights to speed up the construction of warships. Although those elves have not expressed dissatisfaction with our progress, we still need to build a fleet that can cross the ocean as soon as possible."

"Don't worry, I have already formulated the next battle strategy with the captains. Once the war starts, we will control the entire sea!"

Regarding Yara's worries, Victarion couldn't help but show a smug look on his face. After all, even as the commander of the Iron Fleet, he has never fought a rich battle like today in eight lifetimes:
Since Daario can't reveal that the elves have conquered the Iron Islands yet, 1.2 Pendor auxiliaries will land in Lannisport under the escort of the Ironborn fleet, and plunder this rich port.

As for the Western Fleet in Lannis Port?

Hehe, the weak sheep who have lived on the earth since they were young are destined to become pitiful creatures destroyed by sea monsters!

And the Iron Fleet will take the opportunity to launch an attack on the isolated and helpless Fairy Island, and take this island rich in various minerals, although not rich, as its own.

After all, the wealth of Lannisport and Casterly Rock City will belong to the elves, and although the Iron Islands are not eligible to participate in the dining table, it is delicious to drink some leftover fish soup, isn’t it~
"Let's do it as soon as possible. Although the elves are busy building all kinds of buildings that we can't understand, there must not be much time for us to waste."

Seeing how confident her uncle was, Yara had no intention of interrupting.

After all, in her opinion, although her uncle's political IQ is somewhat limited, his military talent makes even him feel ashamed.

After all, the opponent was able to directly attack Lannisport where the Royal Navy and the Western Fleet gathered during the Greyjoy Rebellion decades ago, and burned most of the excellent commanders of the Royal Navy.

Looking at the huge black ark moored in the center of the Iron Islands, Yala muttered to himself with a little ecstasy in his eyes:
"A new era is beckoning us, are the Iron Islands really ready..."

Although holding the thigh of the elves, Yara actually doesn't know where he can lead the future of the Iron Islands.

Now she can only pray that the Iron Islands and Ironmen are important enough in the eyes of those elves.

———North, Winterfell

"You are King Robert. Judging from your fat appearance, it seems that you can still lift the warhammer in your hand?"

Outside the city walls of Winterfell, Rohan unscrupulously walked into the range of the archers, and looked at the fat human king in front of him with some teasing.

As a Du Luqi who often needs to haunt the slave market, it is not uncommon for Rohan to have seen that kind of obese human nobleman, but it is rare to see such an obese but muscular one!
"How brave!"

Hearing Rohan's ridicule, all the soldiers on the city wall raised their bows and arrows at Rohan angrily. They believed that as long as the king gave an order, they could immediately shoot the pointed ear into a hedgehog.

Even Ed didn't expect that Luohan would be so rude. After all, although the elves only acted a little arrogant at the Great Wall, they didn't cause too much commotion.

But they obviously didn't expect that the other party would be so arrogant and domineering in formal occasions.

However, they didn't know that Luo Han's current performance was actually considered to be relatively elegant and easy-going among the elves.

Even if the elf envoys from Ulthuan came here and saw Robert with such a thick body hair, they could forcibly hold back the word 'monkey', and they would already be competent human diplomats.

However, unexpectedly, facing Rohan's amazement, not only did Robert not show any anger, but he patted his belly and laughed:
"That's right, don't look at me as fat as a meatball now, but I was once considered the dream lover of thousands of girls!"

As a bold and informal king, in fact, Robert himself is very disgusted with the kind of diplomatic ceremony with complicated etiquette, and he prefers that everyone can open the skylight and speak honestly.

If Rohan really showed the image of a messenger who pays attention to etiquette, then Robert might treat these Drucci elves and those Wild Hunt elves as the same.

As for the elf saying he was fat?
Isn't that true?

Hearing Robert's self-mockery, Lohan couldn't help but raised his eyebrows in front of the human king exuding a sense of friendliness, and then said almost emotionally:
"I have to say that Ni's character is really rare for a king. If every elf I know is as straightforward as you, why should I have to face such an enemy as Chaos?"

Thinking back to the Lords Drucci I met, they were not extremely arrogant and domineering, and would not submit to anything except the Witch King and absolute force.

If the elves can really unify all their powers, then Chaos is a fart!

As long as Asur, Durucci, and Aslai can have any force to give up the struggle for power and devote all their energy to fighting chaos, it can completely create a paradise for the country and the people.

Even now, as long as two of the three elf branches are willing to reach an all-round cooperation, it will not be a problem at all to dispel the chaotic forces on the surface of the mortal world.

If all three come together...

Oh, the four gods of chaos, didn't you say that you are in the subspace, now I just got off the high-speed train, I came to the subspace, I will catch you now, wait!
Hearing Rohan's emotion, a look of surprise flashed in Robert's eyes, then curiously put down the warhammer on his waist, and walked to the weirwood stump next to Rohan under the horrified eyes of the surrounding guards and asked:

"Yes, I also think my personality is quite good, but can I ask, what is the chaos you are talking about? Is there any enemy in this world that can make you elves feel difficult to deal with? "

"Ah... that's really a long story, bring the wine!"

Seeing that the king was really willing to learn about the boring history of the elves, Rohan, who originally hoped to rule Westeros peacefully, naturally didn't want to tear himself apart with him now.

Seeing that Ed and Ciri who were next to him seemed to be interested in coming to listen, Rohan simply ordered someone to bring a table and good wine, and began to tell the glorious history about Chaos and Elves.

Of course, in order to resonate and understand, Luohan selectively ignored all the elements that were not conducive to the elves, exaggerating the evil of the four gods of chaos and the unreliability of the elves.

From the beginning when the elves were slaughtered by demons, to the salvation of the first Phoenix King, and the rivalry between Malekith and Bel Shana...

Facing such a history of blood and tears of elves full of glory and vendetta, the three of them enjoyed the high-quality elf wine provided by Rohan while feeling this magnificent epic with ecstasy.

Poignant stories are often the most touching, especially when I heard that the "Dragon Trainer" and dozens of high-ranking mages sacrificed themselves to create a maelstrom. When Aenarion entered the temple of Kane alone, Robert's temperament The eyes are even redder.

Of course, it is also possible that he was made to cry because he wanted to taste the elf's strong wine to death.

And Rohan took out the fourth wine glass silently, and then put it near the root of the weirwood tree stump, and then began to tell his story from the accidental opening of the portal.

Of course, there are naturally beautification elements:
From the arduous training when I was a child, to becoming a lord with my achievements of serving for a hundred years, and finally leading my family's private soldiers to and from different worlds...

It has to be said that Luohan's family history can also be called a legend, coupled with the background of so many great elves before, it immediately changed the image of Luohan in the eyes of everyone.

In their eyes, Luo Han Yiran has become a great man who constantly travels to and from different worlds in order to fight against chaos, trying to save the world with his own strength.

Even the disrespect shown by Rohan earlier was regarded by them as slightly indecent behavior due to the long-term confrontation with the Chaos God.

Of course, this is under the condition that Rohan never mentions the countless crimes committed by the elf Drucci...

"It turns out that there are those evil gods from the subspace as threats, and the elves are still in a state of division. No wonder you need to travel to and from different worlds to find a way out."

After listening to Rohan's description, Ciri, who had experienced the disaster of the Wild Hunt, immediately realized the purpose of Rohan's trip. It turned out that the race like the Wild Hunt was on the verge of crisis?
However, the difference between the two sides is that Eredin and his subordinates are entirely for the interests of the elves of Ain El, while Lohan will even take the initiative to send troops for Kislev who is thousands of miles away.

What a... great kind person... an elf!

Thinking of this, even Ed, who has always been extremely wary of Robert, couldn't help but relax his eyes, and then he took the initiative to ask:
"I don't know why you came to our world. As long as it is within the capabilities of the North, I am willing to provide some support."

bang~
Hearing Ed's question, the wine glass in Luo Han's hand was not held firmly, and he accidentally dropped it on the weirwood tree stump, and the wine slowly flowed into the soil along the roots of the tree.

He really didn't expect that there would be such a generous and upright person in this world regardless of the cost, and he felt tears in his eyes for a moment.

Thinking back to Drucci society, although there are not no kind-hearted elves, most of them are excluded as mentally ill, and even wantonly oppressed by wicked people.

As for Naggarond, it is a lawless place full of boundless darkness and fear. Unless it is a rich and powerful Zhengheilongqi old nobleman like the Higgs family, no one dares to be unscrupulous.

In that environment, even if you speculate on others with the worst malice, you will eventually find that you still underestimated Drucci's cruelty after all!

Young elves who have just entered Naggarond, as long as they are handsome or glamorous, will be targeted by the Pleasure Sect; while those who are relatively mediocre will be targeted by the staff of the arena.

In such an environment, Luohan hardly encountered any low-level elves who dared to show their kindness. Most of them just used cruel appearances to cover up their weak hearts.

And like Ed's kindness that almost shines on the world...he has not seen it for almost 100 years!

"Actually, I came here with good intentions this time. Maybe we had some serious disputes not long ago, but that was only because we had just finished fighting against the White Walkers and hadn't fully recovered. Please understand. "

As the saying goes, do not hit a smiling face, since Ed is willing to help him, he will naturally not shirk, but took out the contract he had prepared and handed it to the other party:
"In order for our two worlds to have more friendly exchanges, I have drawn up several treaties with Westeros in advance, please have a look."

Looking at the treaty in front of him, and then at the serious expression on Lohan's face, Robert immediately swallowed nervously.

It wasn't because he was worried that there would be some pitfalls in the agreement that Luo Han gave him, but because of another serious question:

He... illiterate!
Although Rohan's treaty uses the official language of Westeros intimately, because Robert liked to wield knives and guns when he was young, and there have always been bachelors to help deal with various letters, so he is very happy. Less need to write by hand.

Since the last time I wrote, it seems to be in Eagle's Nest City decades ago, right?

(End of this chapter)