The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 19 Dog Licking Diary
The holy light had disappeared, and Rohan touched the newly complete chest, and heaved a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, except for a faint Skaven imprint, the ribs have also been repaired.

"By the way, there's that damned horned rat! I don't know what his curse is?"

Thinking of being cursed for no reason, Luo Han was so annoyed that he hurriedly opened the system panel to check.

After a brief inspection, Luohan found that there were none of his attributes, except in the last feature column, a new green description appeared:

【Curse of the Horned Rat】

[The evil curse that fell under the notoriety of the horned rat, although it has been minimized by the fog and the system, will still cause unknown negative effects on the host! 】

Unknown side effects?
For Dai Youwei's word 'unknown' in this entry, Luo Han was a little wary in his heart, after all, the effect could be physical or mental!

"System, is there a way to completely eliminate this [Curse of the Horned Rat]?"

"Ding! The characteristics have been bound, please find a way to unbind the host."

The system's cold words came to his ears, and Luohan couldn't help becoming nervous. After all, the Horned Rat is also a serious Chaos God, and his curse is not ordinary!
But Luohan didn't go any further for the time being, because Dario had already rushed over with a list, and from his furrowed brows, Luohan had vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

Sure enough, after confirming that Rohan's injury had been treated, Dario reported with a heavy face:
"My lord, it's unfortunate news. During this siege, we lost nearly [-] outstanding soldiers, most of whom were burned and are unfit to go on the battlefield in the short term."

"And we also lost 4 Reaper Ballistas. I suggest canceling the journey to another world and returning to Granville to replenish troops and supplies."

Hearing such a heavy loss, Luo Han couldn't help but take a deep breath and fell into deep thought.

Although he got 12000 gold for completing the system tasks, Luohan's original goal was to go to another world to open up colonies, not these petty profits!
Not only slaves are needed, but rare birds and animals from other worlds and unusual handicrafts are all needed by Rohan. These are the big heads of the expedition!

12000 gold, although it looks like a lot, is a drop in the bucket for Granville Town and the Black Ark, which are waiting to be built. It can only be enough for Rohan to maintain the basic livelihood of the territory.

Thinking of this, Luohan made up his mind to continue his expedition to another world. Although this move will be very risky, the rewards will be even richer!

"Let a team of sad swordsmen escort the wounded back to Grand Town. I remember how many fast ships the Black Ark has?"

The fast ship mentioned by Rohan is a long sailing ship commonly used by Black Ark pirates. Due to its large load and fast speed, it is often used for gang battles and reconnaissance.

Dario was a little surprised, and was about to persuade Luohan, but met Luohan's firm eyes, hesitated for a moment, saluted Luohan, turned and left.

At this moment, Luo Han just stood up from the floor, the phantom pain from his chest made him laugh at himself, then looked at the soldiers surrounding him, and shouted:

"Soldiers! We defeated a powerful enemy again. Not only did we successfully defeat the filthy rats, but the great Misty Lady also repelled the evil horned evil god. The victory belongs to us!"

"Ouch!"

The soldiers cheered. They all saw the green lightning that appeared and hit Lohan, and also witnessed the holy light from the sky healed Lohan, so they were full of expectations for the next expedition!
Seeing that the soldiers' emotions were mobilized, Rohan immediately shouted:

"Ms. Misty has sent divine revelation. Tomorrow, we will select those fighters who are good enough to become the temple guards of Ms. Misty and receive blessings!"

"Long live!"

"Praise the Mist Lady! Praise the Holy Light!"

"For the lady! (For the lady!)"

Lohan:?Did you hear the village girl's voice just now?

Ignoring the auditory hallucinations just now, now he needs to go back to his alchemy room and study carefully what methods can enhance his own strength.

Now Luohan's strength is very embarrassing, it belongs to the kind of embarrassing situation where he can beat anyone with two moves, but can't beat anyone, so now Luohan urgently needs to study a killer!

----the next day----

Luo Han came to the square full of energy. Nearly a thousand soldiers had already gathered here. They all came here spontaneously and hoped that they could be selected.

Every Drucci soldier is a proud warrior, they all confidently think that they are better than other comrades, and they are more favored by the Mist Lady!

Even Adjutant Dario came to the square, tightly holding the silver leaf that symbolized the Misty Lady.

Since following Rohan, Dario has realized that his strength is really insufficient. Although Rohan appointed him as an adjutant, he still blames himself for finding that he is not very useful on the battlefield.

So Dario decided to see if he could be favored by Ms. Misty and strive to become a Mist Walker.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Rohan led the crowd to pray, asking Ladria to come and give them strength.

After a while, Radlia's spiritual sense connected to the request of Rohan and the others, but after seeing everyone present, she just cast a ray of holy light on the icon.

Looking at the holy image that was emitting dazzling light, everyone knelt down on one knee and swore their loyalty to Lady Misty.

Luohan also knelt down on one knee. Although his body has been transformed by Ladria and can use some magic power, Luohan's appetite is not limited to this.

According to his inquiries in the library of Naggarond, from ancient times to the present, Lady of the Mist—Ladria has not been chosen by God!

Don't you see, the first generation of Asuryan gods chose Phoenix King Ainarion, and after sacrificing himself from the Asuryan Temple, he rushed out of the temple naked and slaughtered the demon army outside with his bare hands. net.

Then, still naked, he rode on the strongest dragon in Ulthuan—Indragnir, and wiped out the entire demon army.

(It is said that Slaanesh was beaten to death on the spot before he even had time to take off his pants...)
Although Lady Misty's divine power is not as good as Asuryan, the lord of heaven, she should be able to compete with the horned rat in front of ET.

Therefore, Luo Han's goal this time is to see if he can become the number one licker under the lady's seat...God's choice!
"Madam, thank you again for blessing me and my soldiers. Your holy light is like the bright moon in the sky. We would like to bathe in your holy light forever and follow you who is supreme, supreme, mysterious and beautiful... ..."

There was a long speech that lasted for several minutes, all boasting and praising words, not to mention the soldiers of Drucci, even Ladelia who was sitting on the heaven was shocked!

Luo Han could feel the stunned eyes of the soldiers behind him looking at him, even if he had a thick skin that had been cultivated for a hundred years, he couldn't help but blush.

No way, in order to please Ms. Misty, he spent nearly a night thinking about how to lick her to make her happy.

After all, in the distant Yris, there is a temple far more magnificent than the temple on the Black Ark of Rohan.

Who can guarantee that Radlia will not choose God's Chosen from the high elves of Iris?
Therefore, Rohan's strategy is:

As long as I lick fast enough, other licking dogs can't do it!
Taking a peek at the unresponsive holy light on the icon, Luo Han couldn't help swallowing, moistening his dry throat.

Is the goddess not satisfied with my words of praise?

Luohan didn't know that Ladelia was not dissatisfied with Luohan's compliments, but was so satisfied that she disconnected the connection directly and smirked while covering her face.

For a long time, the high elves of Iris have only regarded Ladria as the patron saint, and although they have praised it a lot, they are just spoken words without emotion.

And what Luo Han said just now was quoting the "Dog Licking Quotations" compiled by those dog-licking warriors who had been rejected countless times in the previous life!
The Misty Lady is a lady too!She was so innocent, and she was shyly disconnected from the icon for a while before being praised so much!
How did Luo Han know that "Quotes from Licking Dogs" was so powerful, he thought that what he said just now offended the lady, he was so frightened that he almost couldn't help but sweat.

How to do how to do?If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have licked so hard, but now it’s all right, it seems to make the lady angry by licking!

Just when Luohan was feeling uneasy, the originally dim icon suddenly shone brightly again, enveloping Luohan and the soldiers around him!

"Ding! The host has acquired a new feature: [Mist Stalker]!"

"Ding! It has been detected that [Dread Spearman]*2 has been blessed, unlocking a new unit: [Silver Mist Guard]!"

"Ding! It is detected that [Shadow] has been blessed, unlock a new unit: [Silver Mist Hunter]!"

A series of system prompts made Luohan freeze in place, and then burst into ecstasy. When he was about to look up to thank the icon of Ms. Mist, he found that the holy light had begun to dissipate.

Luo Han got up, looked curiously at the audience, and then was pleasantly surprised to see the changes in his fighters:
I saw that the Dread Spearman, who was originally wearing black iron armor, had a new look, replaced by a silver-white mithril steel armor, and the shield and spear in his hand disappeared, replaced by a silver halberd that looked majestic!
And the shadows have changed even more:
The original cyberpunk-style single ponytail turned into a beautiful silver-white short hair, and the dirty and monotonous beast leather armor on his body also turned into a clean and elegant silver.

The repeating crossbow in his hand has become smaller, but the bow string made of unknown gold wires and the magic eagle head on the top of the crossbow are not to be underestimated!

　PS: Signed a contract~ Can only 60 chapters be released?Is my 3000-word chapter a big loss? (Doge)

　　
　
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