spaceflight manual

Chapter 70 It's unbelievable, but it's a romantic comedy

On the last day of the training camp, the main content is to organize the housework and go to the psychology department to accept the psychological test.

Early in the morning, Wang Ping'an and An Geli were busy in the dormitory.

Wang Pingan took a hanger, lying on the bed, tossed his quilt carefully, and used the hanger to trim the edges and corners of the quilt.

The beds in the dormitory are all capsule beds. In times of danger, the capsule can even be used as an escape cabin. After being closed, it can probably stay in space for a few hours. If you stay for a longer time, you need to be equipped with a recirculator or oxygen cylinder.

When Wang Pingan was making the quilt, he was completely in the capsule bed, and he could only see his back half writhing when he looked in from the entrance.

Angeli asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

"Stack tofu cubes, don't you stack them? Points will be deducted if there are no tofu cubes later."

Angeli looked at her quilt suspiciously. The quilt was carefully folded. It was actually quite neat, but there was still a certain distance from the "tofu block".

Suspicious, Angeli picked up her phone and searched for "stacked tofu cubes", and then the posts on the military forum popped up, which were full of various green "tofu cubes".

Angeli's mouth was wide open: "Is it necessary to do this?"

Previously, on the road from the earth to the sun-earth L2, it was basically considered a state of weightlessness, so the housekeeping was done according to the standard of the state of weightlessness, and there was no need to stack tofu cubes or place a toothbrush and washbasin.At L2, there is simulated gravity, but I stayed for such a short time and there was no time to sort out any housework.

As for the flight to Mars, there is no need to clean up the housework, and no one will check it.

So, this is the first time that Angeli has seen what stacked tofu cubes are.

Angelie: "What's the point?"

"This is a tradition that has been going on for a long time. You don't care if it's useful or not, just do it right. You have to stack tofu cubes under the condition of gravity.

"When I was in the flight academy, Xiao Fang used glue to hide a square tofu block in the closet to deal with it. He took it out when he needed it, and then laughed at me.

"But her glue quilt was glued with a spare quilt. Later, when we practiced, we had to pack the quilt and carry it on the back according to the regulations. It rained on the way to the practice, and the quilt was completely wet.

"We can cover with replacement quilts, but Xiao Fang can only forcefully remove the glued quilt and cover him..."

Angeli showed a worried expression, but Wang Ping'an's face could not be seen.

But Wang Ping'an's voice seemed to be recalling an interesting incident in the past, and there was nothing abnormal at all.

After he finished speaking, and the "tofu block" was finished, he exited the capsule bed, still holding the hanger in his hand.

Seeing Angeli's expression, Wang Ping'an smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm just telling you an interesting story from the past... Ah, I see! You're jealous, right! Hey, I'm such a sinner!" man!
"Don't worry, Xiao Fang and I are not in a relationship. She is my buddy. I was just talking to my current buddy about my past buddies. You two are of the same status!"

Angeli smiled, then grabbed the hanger: "Here, I'll make a tofu cube too."

After speaking, she climbed into her capsule bed and began to toss.

Wang Pingan wanted to give some pointers, but suddenly realized that it was not good for him to keep staring at this angle, so he looked away—but it was only for a moment, and the next moment he muttered, "What do you mind, buddy", and looked away again. moved back.

Angeli managed to crawl out, and turned to look at Wang Pingan: "How is it?"

Wang Pingan silently picked up the phone, switched to the tablet mode, and wrote "10".

Angeli raised her eyebrows.

Wang Ping'an: "I'm giving you points for your tofu cubes."

Angeli: "I know a fable that there is no silver in this place, 300 taels."

Wang Ping'an was speechless: "This..."

Angeli crossed her arms and smiled, "Come and comment, I'm talking about my quilt."

"Well, it's very strong. You can see that the edge is not collapsed at all, the corners are also sharp, and the inside of the key is also very full. It was not intentionally propped up. Okay, very good!"

Angeli stared at Wang Ping'an and laughed out loud, "I suddenly realized that you're actually not very good at complimenting people."

"What I just praised was tofu...uh, the quilt."

"Where did the eyes look just now? I know the extended meaning of tofu."

Wang Pingan scratched his head: "Why do you know everything? Why don't we go to Ceres and wait until the Chinese New Year to perform a show? Let's have a cross talk. After we finish speaking, the banner will be displayed: Ceres Garrison Fleet Wishes the People of the Whole New Year!"

Angeli: "Sure, I'll cheer you up."

Wang Pingan: "We can also act in skits, such as the most classic one. 'You brought the devil here?'"

Angeli was about to answer when the phone on the wall rang.

Wang Pingan picked it up: "Hello, Lieutenant Wang Pingan. Please tell me."

"It's your turn, come to the psychology center quickly. The steward will grade the housekeeping when you go to the test."

"Yes."

Wang Ping'an hung up the phone, looked at the room again, and muttered: "The toothbrush is all facing the same direction, the handle of the toothbrush is also facing the same direction, and the position of the washbasin is also correct..."

Angeli went out first: "Okay, hurry up."

**
The psychological test is divided into two parts. In the first part, you have to fill in a lot of quantitative test forms. The process of filling out the form will be recorded without dead ends. It is said that even the hesitation when filling out the form, the pen moving back and forth between the two answers, etc. will become the basis for the judgment of psychologists.

When filling out the form, Wang Pingan also installed sensors on his body, which can monitor the levels of various hormones in his body.

If it is a severe patient, it is necessary to wear a helmet that can sense brain waves, but Wang Ping'an has not reached that point.

When Wang Ping'an and Angeli were filling out the form, a stern-looking white military uniform stood on the podium, with his hands spread apart to support the sides of the podium, staring at them both.

Before coming in for the test, Angeli said that this white military uniform is actually responsible for providing the atmosphere, which will make the results of the whole test closer to the real situation.

There are a total of [-] questions in all the tests. It is said that it is so stinky and long to make people enter a state of fatigue. The most important part of the whole test paper is actually the latter part.

The questions are designed ingeniously, and answering when the subjects are impatient can better reflect their true thoughts.

Wang Ping'an was very used to taking the test, he filled it out very quickly, and he felt that there was no disturbance in his heart.

He never muddled through the psychology test, let alone filled it out deliberately not according to his true thoughts—that is, filling it upside down.

Because failing the psychology test would really make him unable to fly again.

Only Wang Ping'an couldn't accept it.

After filling out the stinky and long scale, enter the second link.

Wang Ping'an and Angeli will enter a separate treatment room and face to face with the psychologist.

I don't know the layout of the room Angeli entered, but Wang Pingan's is completely sci-fi style.

As soon as he sat down, he said: "I heard from my partner that you will adjust the environment according to the patient's preferences, so the environment is in line with our preferences. Thank you for your hard work."

What did the doctor write on the electronic file card in front of him.

Wang Pingan: "This is also a fake move to fool me, right? I knew it, my partner told me."

The doctor smiled at him.

Wang Pingan: "Eh... shouldn't you ask questions?"

"No, all the chatting is part of the diagnosis and treatment." The doctor patted the huge red button on the table while speaking.

Then his desk transformed like a Transformer, revealing a sandbox hidden underneath.

Wang Ping'an: "Cool! I thought the big red button was for sending coke!"

At this time, the deformation of the table was completely completed, and the dolls and building blocks used to build the sand table were filled with boxes and appeared in front of Wang Pingan.

Without even thinking about it, Wang Pingan grabbed a piece and began to place it in the sand table.

The doctor asked: "How are you getting along with Second Lieutenant Angeli?"

"Very happy, she is a good girl." Wang Pingan said frankly.

"Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about her?"

"Is it that direct?"

"There's no need to cover up here, and it's useless to cover up, we all know it."

Wang Pingan put the building blocks into the sand table, and replied: "I don't know whether this is an outrageous idea or not. There is definitely no way to use her as a woman. I usually use health insurance magazines.

"But sometimes I can't help but look over."

"Just eyes?"

"Correct."

Wang Pingan continued to pick up new building blocks: "And I am more admiring her beauty, really, she... is very beautiful, can attract my eyes, pure, admiring eyes. I suspect that she is mine Anima."

The doctor nodded: "It's a very healthy idea, which one is more attractive to you, Second Lieutenant Angeli or Second Lieutenant Fang Manmei?"

Wang Pingan temporarily put down the building blocks, stretched his hands forward, and made a fist gesture: "I want them all."

"Well, what about the art soldier Lu Yingying?"

Wang Pingan smiled: "It's more like a younger sister or a daughter. She is very cute, but if you ask me, she can't be regarded as a love object compared to me, Angeli. I said why I always ask about love this time. Last time in During the earth test, I was always asked 'what do you think about the latest five-year plan'."

Doctor: "The content of the conversation is not the main thing. Of course, what you said will also form part of our judgment, but it is only a secondary part, a very secondary part. What matters is your performance during the conversation."

Wang Pingan: "It's not the first time I've thought this way. You guys who play psychology are all talking about it, playing tricks, just like magic sticks."

The doctor smiled: "Psychology is a science with quantitative evaluation standards, and statistics will play a major role. Most importantly, all judgments are reproducible and can be falsified.

"But I also admit that in the most critical part of judgment, it still has to be done by humans, and it cannot be completely handed over to computers.

"Of course, it may also be because we don't have enough samples. When we can conduct psychological assessments for all humans and collect relevant data, we may not need humans to make judgments."

Wang Pingan asked suspiciously: "Then human beings will be completely dominated by computers?"

The doctor shrugged: "If the computer evolves to that extent, nothing is impossible. Of course, the consciousness uploading test has already begun, and humans can also evolve."

"Flesh and blood pain, mechanical ascension?"

The doctor nodded solemnly: "You know the Centaur project, right? There is a plan, that is, all human beings upload to the computer, and then use new life forms to conquer the universe."

Wang Ping'an's heart skipped a beat.

Then he realized that this was also one of the "games" set up for him by the psychiatrist, deliberately mentioning the Centaur Project to see his reaction.

He frowned unhappily: "You guys who play psychology are really annoying."

"Your partner, the beautiful Miss Angeli has a very high score in the psychology test, and she also plays psychology."

"She is her." Wang Ping'an said without thinking, "I mean, what she hates will be covered by her... her cuteness, her kindness, understand?"

Doctor: "We have no doubts about that."

When Wang Ping'an just said "she is her", he already realized that this was another pitfall, but he couldn't help but finished speaking.

Perhaps clarifying this point is more important than fighting wits with doctors.

At this time, the doctor said: "Okay, we are almost done."

"So fast?" Wang Ping'an was a little surprised.

"Yes, if it goes well, it will be soon. You can stop taking medicine from today on."

Wang Pingan was startled again: "What? I... mania, after taking that medicine, I feel much calmer. I really don't need it? Oh yes, this is also part of the test, right?"

"No, I judge that you don't need to take any more medicine. Congratulations, Lieutenant Wang Ping'an, your condition is improving. You can go."

Wang Pingan put down the last building block, stood up, picked up the hat on the table and put it on.

He saluted the doctor and headed for the exit.

The doctor suddenly stopped him: "Lieutenant, this time, don't throw away the hard-won treasure."

Wang Pingan looked back at the doctor and nodded solemnly.

After he left, the doctor looked down at the scene displayed on the sand table in front of him.

Sand table diagnosis, a method that has been used since the birth of clinical psychology, sometimes does not need a complete sand table, as long as there are some things that can be played with on the table, the testees will subconsciously play with them.

At this time, in Wang Ping'an's sand table, there was a small river drawn, and beside the river was a round building block and two long building blocks.

On the other side of the river, there is a tall tower with conical blocks placed on the top of the tower.

The computer prompts: "This may be the scene when his parents took him to watch the rocket launch when he was a child. There is a considerable chance that it was intentionally placed, so it can not be included in the evaluation."

Doctor: "Even so, it's still valuable. So your machine brains still can't completely replace human brains."

(End of this chapter)