Chapter 90 Please start your show

"Greetings to all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."

Wu Gang bowed cautiously, fearing that the big flat peach on his chest would roll down again, he had to protect it well... this flat peach can heal his wounds in a while.

Tathagata's serious expression made him feel outrageous.

What shape is this? ?

The rest of the people in the hall were annoyed.

where is this?
This is the Great Hall of Great Heroes in Lingshan!

Although this place is not as good as the Lingxiao Palace, it is one of the most sacred and majestic places in the Three Realms. You come in with a ghostly appearance, do you think we can't hold a knife?
Tathagata said deeply:
"Wu Gang, why did you come to my Lingshan?"

Originally, he thought that this person was here to deliver information, but now that he saw it this way...it was purely a disgusting person.

"Back to the Buddha, I...I am ordered by the Queen Mother to come here to perform a dance for everyone..."

drop!
"Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, etc. from Lingshan, negative emotions +999. ×9"

Everyone felt like going down and beating Wu Gang to death!

Your ghostly appearance is offensive enough, you still want to use such a ghostly appearance to dance for us all?

Are you going to send us away?
Many people looked at Tathagata, which means...

Can you beat me out with a stick?

Tathagata was puzzled, and glanced at Ran Deng and the others, they also looked confused. .

Queen Mother?

Isn't the Queen Mother a friendly army?
Before, I cooperated with her to catch the evidence of Zhu Xiaopeng's emotion and send Zhu Xiaopeng to hell in advance. Now...

Why did the boat of friendship capsize suddenly?

Ran Deng asked:
"Are you sure the Queen Mother sent you here?"

Wu Gang nodded heavily. Anyway, the Queen Mother's business has been done, and whoever Laojun says is who he is.

"Jump!"

Ran Deng said something, looked at Tathagata, Tathagata nodded slightly, and said, "Please start your performance!"

Crowd: ? ? ?
In an instant, the entire Daxiong Palace was silent.

I wipe?

Did something go wrong?
Don't we all lose our eyes?
This Wu Gang is a pervert, just standing here makes people feel sick, if he dances another dance, it can be regarded as a mental attack.

"Oh, alright."

Wu Gang nodded hastily, for fear that Tathagata would go back on his word.

Seeing him twisting his buttocks and shaking two flat peaches:
"Come on~ be merry~ there's a lot of time anyway, come on~ love~ there's a lot of folly anyway."

"Come on~wandering~ Anyway, there are a lot of directions, come~pretentious~ Anyway, there are a lot of scenery."

"puff…"

"Cough cough cough..."

drop!
"Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, etc. from Lingshan, negative emotions +999. ×99"

It's outrageous!

Everyone in Lingshan was speechless.

Don't watch it now, the Buddhas are watching it, watch it now...it's really unbearable.

It's too... coquettish.

The dance is over.

Tathagata was full of doubts, and Ran Deng and the others were also confused. There... there was no hint from the Queen Mother, it was just a simple flirt, right? ?
"Gone?"

Tathagata asked with a frown.

Wu Gang was dumbfounded, wasn't he?no?Buddha... Are you hungrier than the Marshal and Your Majesty?

They asked me to dance a section, I can't take it anymore, you still want it, I can't do it!
The others were also shocked on the spot.

Enough, enough.

In this period, we already need to spend a lifetime to heal, and then we will really collapse.

"No, no more."

Wu Gang replied weakly, thinking for a while, wondering if the Buddha could arrange another one.

Let me dance in another place, I can still show!

In a word - as long as I, Wu Gang, show off enough, death will not be able to catch up with me.

If I can survive this time, I am willing to offer Nezha a hundred years of life.

If you looked at the people who burned the lamp, they shook their heads slightly, didn't see anything, didn't think of anything, they were just simply disgusted.

Listen to your words, waste 10 minutes.

Watching just a dance can save ten years of life.

Wu Gang was in a nervous mood, he didn't know if there was another way to go.

Anyway... I hope there will be.

Tathagata frowned and kept thinking, Wu Gang... It should not be called by the Queen Mother, yes!If the queen mother has anything to do, she may be able to send it directly.

Can. .

It's not that the Queen Mother ordered the message, it's that someone deliberately disgusted them.

There is only one truth - Zhu Xiaopeng!

I'm going... you're a jungler!
drop!
"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×100"

Thinking of this, Tathagata feels that the whole person is not well.

If Wu Gang was instigated by Zhu Xiaopeng, then he would have cried stupidly this time, not only letting Wu Gang in, but also letting Wu Gang dance for a while? ?

... It's outrageous!

time flies.

Tathagata is calculating the cause and effect of Wu Gang.

In the cause and effect of Wu Gang, he saw the cause of the incident, which is the matter of Nezha looking for Wu Gang, and then saw Wu Gang enter the Moon Palace...

its not right!
Tathagata frowned, and calculated that he hadn't seen what happened in the Moon Palace twice. Zhu Xiaopeng's strength was not up to quasi-sage, and he didn't understand the power of laws, so it was impossible to block cause and effect.

strangeness.

Tathagata continued to calculate the cause and effect of Wu Gang, and he saw the figure of Monkey King again, and saw Wu Gang enter the Lingxiao Palace...

I? ? ?
Tathagata calculates here, the whole person is shocked all of a sudden, the pupils dilate... It feels unbelievable, it's unbelievable.

The Lingxiao Palace is the most sacred and inviolable place in the Three Realms. Let alone Wu Gang's ghostly appearance, it is impossible for anyone with disheveled clothes and strange shapes to enter completely, let alone come out completely.

It's a pity that there is the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace, and the cause and effect of the Lingxiao Palace cannot be calculated by Tathagata.

Ran Deng and his group knew what the Tathagata was doing, and now they were surprised to see the Tathagata, and they all looked at the Tathagata, their faces confused.

Tathagata quietly shielded Wu Gang, and said:
"He, has been to Lingxiao Palace."

Crowd: ? ? ?
and many more!

Wu Gang has been to Lingxiao Palace?

Everyone looked at Wu Gang in disbelief for an instant, this is outrageous.

Going to the Lingxiao Palace with such a ghostly appearance, he is still alive, the Jade Emperor...does he lose face?
Yaochi...

Tathagata continued to calculate the cause and effect, which was even more inconceivable. With Wu Gang's ghostly appearance, he even entered Yaochi?
Tushita Palace…

The more Tathagata calculated, the more numb he felt.

Even Tathagata is doubtful. Isn't Wu Gang just a tree feller?Does he have some hidden background, the fetters of a saint?

Outrageous!

Tathagata now has some admiration for Wu Gang.

After molesting the Jade Emperor, he went to molested the Queen Mother, and even the Laojun, and finally came to Lingshan intact. Does the Tathagata think he can't do it himself?
wrong!

wrong!

The key here lies in the Moon Palace. Nezha only wanted to tease Zhu Xiaopeng at first, but what happened in the Moon Palace, Wu went to the Lingxiao Palace just now, and finally came to Lingshan again.

The reason why Wu Gang was able to enter the Lingxiao Palace was because of Sun Wukong, otherwise he would have died outside without entering.

Dry!
In this way, after being disgusted by Wu Gang today, no matter where I say it, I still can't teach him a lesson.

(End of this chapter)

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