Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 59 Nezha is so much fun

"Cough cough."

The Jade Emperor pretended to be puzzled, and asked solemnly:

"The two arhats talked well."

"Seeing you like this, you must have suffered some kind of grievance. Tell me, let me... decide for you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The two of them thanked each other:

"Today our brothers went to Yaochi to visit the Queen Mother, but when we came out, we were suddenly beaten up by Nezha."

"Your Majesty, look at our current state, this Nezha's attack is too dark."

Whoo!

The immortals erupted instantly.

Good guy!
Just now we were guessing that for such a big event, Nezha would be indispensable.

Never expected it!

None of us wronged her at all.

Li Jing trembled all over, his legs were a little weak.

Damn!
Can't you grow your brains?
Your elder brother and second brother are both dawdling in Lingshan, why did you beat the dragon and the tiger?
The Jade Emperor heard this and shouted:
"Come here, call Nezha into the palace."

The heavenly general at the gate obeyed the order and hurriedly led people out to look for Nezha.

To say Nezha.

At this moment, she and Yang Jian ran back to the Marshal's Mansion.

"Hey?"

"Where's the guy in the canopy?"

Nezha didn't see Zhu Xiaopeng, so he asked Yang Chan and the others.

"The Marshal went out and said he wanted to see how things are going with you and your brother."

After Yang Chan finished speaking, she looked at the two curiously.

Nezha curled his lips, turned to look at Yang Jian and asked:
"Second brother, do you think we should go to the lower realm to hide for a while? I'm worried that Subduing the Dragon and Subduing the Tiger will sue us in the Lingxiao Palace."

Yang Jian looked at Nezha in a complicated way, knowing that he wanted to hide now?Why didn't you think of it when you dragged me into the water before?

"You don't need to hide, you can't run anyway."

"Little sister, after we left, did Guanyin Bodhisattva beat up the Marshal?"

Yang Jian was very curious at the moment, how much did Zhu Xiaopeng pay for their fight against the dragon and the tiger?

Yang Chan glanced at Chang'e and Yutu strangely, both of them also had complicated expressions, Yang Chan replied:
"No."

"The Bodhisattva slapped the marshal twice, and then the marshal...he celebrated the bodhisattva's birthday, and he died."

Yang Jian:? ? ?
Nezha:? ? ?
After the two of them listened to Yang Chan's words, a big question mark popped up in their minds?

"Today is the Buddha's birthday?"

"No, today is not the Bodhisattva's birthday..."

Yang Chan didn't know what an anti-routine was. Facing the puzzlement of Yang and Jian, she opened her mouth and didn't know how to explain it.

Yutu narrated:

"The Bodhisattva was very angry at first, but the marshal suddenly hummed to wish you a happy birthday, and the Bodhisattva seemed to have punched the cotton."

"Later, the marshal said he admired the Bodhisattva and invited her to dinner, so he was not beaten by the Bodhisattva."

It is clear.

The three of them didn't understand Zhu Xiaopeng's operation, and when they explain it now, they are also in a daze, and they can't get to the essence at all. .

"Report to the Deputy Marshal, there is a Tongming Temple outside the door, and the Heavenly General is asking to see him, saying that it is His Majesty, the Third Crown Prince Xuan, who is going to the hall."

A celestial soldier ran in and shouted.

Nezha heard the words and said helplessly:

"Hey, how old is Jianglong Fuhu, you even brought your parents to sue after being beaten..."

"Second brother, what shall we do now?"

Yang Jian thought for a while and replied:
"go together!"

"Go to Lingxiao Palace first to check the situation. Anyway, no one saw us when we did it just now. Let's not admit it and see what His Majesty has to say."

There's no way, the two of them thought about it for a long time at first, but they couldn't come up with a good excuse.

In the end, it simply became a heavenly soldier knocking a sap.

Shortly after.

Lingxiao Palace.

Yang Jian and Nezha walked in with calm faces.

"His Majesty!"

After shouting, the two of them also took a look at their "masterpiece". The brothers Jianglong Fuhu were beaten up all over their heads, and they looked like the Tathagata Buddha.

Still...very good!

After the two finished watching, they secretly gave Zhu Xiaopeng a look, saying, "Brother didn't perfunctory you, did you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng returned a look, the affirmation from the chief——Yo Xi, you're so embarrassing!

The eye contact between the three of them could not avoid the Jade Emperor's observation at all...

Now the Jade Emperor was dumbfounded.

its not right?
Zhu Xiaopeng instigated Yang Jian and Nezha to attack the dragon and subdue the tiger. This was actually not a surprise to the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor couldn't figure it out.

Why did Zhu Xiaopeng instigate them?

It's not a trivial matter to beat the subduing dragon and subdue the tiger by hand. It's a slap in the face of Tathagata. What benefit did Zhu Xiaopeng give them to make them work so hard?
The Jade Emperor said solemnly:
"Nezha, Jianglongfuhu came to sue you today, saying that you brought people to the gate of Yaochi and beat them up?"

See her serious nonsense:

"Your Majesty, why do you say that about me? Why did I beat the dragon and the tiger when I was so good? I have no grudge against them!"

"Then you can't plant the blame on me whenever something happens because I like to cause trouble?"

Nezha is a veteran of getting into trouble.

This is really easy to tell a lie.

All the immortals looked at Nezha together, and couldn't help giving her a thumbs up in their hearts!

This serious look, coupled with that aggrieved expression, we almost believed you.

Not really.

The Jade Emperor was speechless. Seeing how serious you are, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have been fooled by you.

The Jade Emperor cleared his throat and said:

"Cough cough."

"That's not what I said, it's what Jianglong Fuhu said."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor looked at Brother Jianglong Fuhu. At this moment, the two brothers were covering their faces and looking at Nezha resentfully.

It's a pity!
honestly.

The brothers were sure that Nezha did it, but they couldn't figure it out either.

Why did Nezha beat them up?
Although the relationship between the two parties is not very good, they have never had any hatred at all, and no one has ever blushed!

however.

More interesting.

Nezha is also looking at their brothers with resentment at this moment, with big watery eyes, as if asking them, "Why did you wrong me?"

Ah this. .

Subduing dragons and subduing tigers all collapsed.

Are you human?

The arena was very quiet, and everyone watched Nezha and Jianglong Fuhu quietly, and it all depended on how they performed.

Fu Hu said with a sad face:

"Nezha, we have to act with conscience!"

"We brothers don't think we have offended you, but you are too dark."

Nezha said seriously:

"Fu Hu, we have to speak with our conscience!"

"I don't think I have offended you, Nezha, but why are you wronging me?"

What the fuck?

Fu Hu almost vomited blood.

No, can we pretend like this?

Jianglong also died speechless.

We brothers don't have a conscience anymore?
I found out that you, Nezha, were not a human being before, but today I found out that you are not a human being at all. .

Zhu Xiaopeng stood aside, laughing and laughing, he felt that this Nezha was really fun.

One word...absolutely.

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

(End of this chapter)