Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 560 Shout out three times a day to the canopy I love you

So!

This trick of Yaozu is really invulnerable.

They can't stop learning the scriptures, but they can make the learning of the scriptures meaningless, and spread the scriptures all over the Three Realms and the four major divine states.

and!

The monsters and demons have put all their efforts into the printing of the scriptures. I am afraid that millions of copies can be completed in a month!
Talk in two parts.

After Avalokitesvara came out of Lingshan, she took Xuannv all the way to find Zhu Xiaopeng and his group.

this time.

At the foot of a beautiful mountain, the master and apprentice are sitting by the small river, preparing today's dinner, still eating seafood!
While eating, Zhu Xiaopeng was thinking about the Yaozu, what to do with them, how to do with them, it must be done!

At this time, Guanyin and Xuannv flew down from the sky. Seeing the two, Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly thought of the catastrophe before learning the scriptures.

I am Baboer Ben, he is Benboerba, Baboer Benboerba, two happy little monsters, everyone loves beauty like a flower...

"Canopy."

The two Guanyins came up and shouted.

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded slightly, and said calmly:

"Sit down and rest."

The two nodded slightly when they heard the words, and sat down beside Zhu Xiaopeng.

Zhu Xiaopeng asked:
"Bodhisattva, the Buddha asked you to come and talk to me, right?"

Guanyin nodded slightly and said:
"I came to talk to you about this matter, but... we will talk about some things in the future."

"Tianpeng, why don't we just do it in one step?"

Zhu Xiaopeng's face was startled instantly and he said:

"One step to the stomach?"

He voice said:
"Haven't we already reached our stomachs in one step before, how can you directly say this kind of thing to the public?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Guanyin feels outrageous, this bastard is always so annoying when he talks, is that what I mean to you?

"Cough cough!"

Xuannv was on the side, and also looked at Zhu Xiaopeng angrily.

A blush flashed across Guanyin's face, then he adjusted and said:
"We used to do it one time at a time. I was talking about the catastrophe of learning scriptures, but I discussed with the Buddha and the others. We can agree on all future catastrophes at one time. What do you think?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin and asked:

"You mean, the Buddha wants to pay me directly for all the calamities in the future, and let's talk about all the scriptures later?"

Guanyin nodded heavily.

Zhu Xiaopeng was a little dazed, he didn't really need Jindan or something, the main thing he needed now was negative emotions!
Zhu Xiaopeng was a little undecided about this, so he plucked a hair from the Shang sheep, and then plucked a hair from the wings of Qinyuan and Yingzhao, and finally kicked the iron and the saliva each, The two were kicked aside.

Crowd: ? ? ?
drop!
"From Qinyuan...from...from...from...from..."×9
This is so angry!
Grandma Li's.

Canopy, you bastard, you talked to Guanyin well, why are you bullying us all of a sudden?

We didn't make a sound either!

Seeing the effect of this negative emotion growth, Zhu Xiaopeng was also very satisfied in his heart, and said:
"Alright, what conditions did the Buddha give?"

Guanyin said seriously:

"The Buddha gave you one hundred thousand golden elixirs. You will need your full cooperation in all the catastrophes that will follow. You will also be a Buddha when you come to Lingshan, and you can be a Buddha now. As for other conditions you have, you can also bring them up now."

Zhu Xiaopeng was a little confused.

One hundred thousand golden elixir is a lot, and there will be another thirty difficulties in the future. If the Tathagata directly contracts it now, it will be a lot to give one hundred thousand.

As for becoming a Buddha?

But if you pull it down, you have no interest in connecting with Ren Yuhuang.

Make a condition?

Zhu Xiaopeng scratched his head, feeling that he didn't have any conditions to mention to Lingshan now, but he could think of a condition to clear up negative emotions.

At this time, Tang Sanzang and the others also looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with strange faces. How could the catastrophe be contracted directly?

Which little clever ghost came up with the idea!
Qin Yuan and the other five are actually very confused. This Lingshan is also a talent, and there is such an operation for the canopy?
Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also stunned.

I go?

This is a bit interesting, to actually give the canopy a clear account of the subsequent catastrophe, and directly sell [-] golden elixirs, the Buddha has to be courageous.

The Jade Emperor muttered:

"This Tathagata and their idea is really good."

"Just do the calculation for the canopy, so that you can avoid the need to add money after the canopy. It's really not bad."

Everyone also nodded one after another, it is not bad to be true!
One hundred thousand golden pills.

Have courage.

As for the position of Buddha, the immortals feel that this Tathagata chicken thief, the marshal of the canopy, is so strong now, so no matter where it is, do you want a fruit position?

You guys are very suspected of wooing!
Gotta pay more!
Nether.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin with a serious face and said:

"One hundred thousand golden pills is also fine, but a little more has to be added, which is [-] for each of Monkey King and Tang Sanzang."

"Finally, my condition is that I need everyone in Lingshan. For two and a half years in a row, I have to shout three times every morning-Canopy, I love you!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
In an instant, the entire Three Realms became silent.

They all understood the previous ones.

It is the latter condition, what is the situation?

All members of Lingshan wake up every morning for two and a half consecutive years, the first sentence is Wangwang, bah, I love the canopy?

Gan.

This special meow has never seen such an outrageous request.

Guanyin and Xuannv were confused, they couldn't understand what Zhu Xiaopeng was trying to do?

Except for a few exceptions, Lingshan is almost all men!

Then your condition is that they have to shout love you three times every morning, you might as well kill them directly.

It's just off the charts.

Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong and others were also dumbfounded.

isn't it?
Brother, what are you doing?
There are not many women in Lingshan. You make them call you love you three times a day. Which love should this love be?
Can this not be so outrageous!
Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals were shocked on the spot.

What the hell!

Can you believe that because the moon palace listened to too many songs, the canopy extended its claws to the pure man's Lingshan?

He actually wanted Lingshan's possessions, and shouted "Canopy I love you" three times a day for two and a half years in a row. What was this guy thinking in his heart?

The Jade Emperor muttered:

"This bastard, I really convinced him."

The immortals looked at each other with complex expressions and said:
"This……"

"We have never understood the marshal's behavior!"

"But I think the marshal must have his own reasons."

"Pfft, hahaha... No, I can't help laughing when I think of Lingshan shouting "I love you" three times a day!"

"Hahaha... I'm dying from laughing too. If I imagine this scene, I won't be able to hold back anymore."

(End of this chapter)