Chapter 55 Come, Hurt Each Other

Nezha hesitated and couldn't speak.

Yang Jian and the others looked at Zhu Xiaopeng quietly, wondering if Zhu Xiaopeng was joking or serious.

After all, this thing is too outrageous.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha and curled his lips and said:
"A Zha, it's useless to give you a chance!"

Nezha directly said angrily:

"You're looking for a beating."

"That's Guanyin Bodhisattva, you asked me to threaten her and let her come and dance for us, Tianpeng, have you eaten the guts of a bear?"

Nezha is really honest now.

She said:
They all say that I am stupid, but in fact I am not stupid at all, most of the time I am a group of witty people.

Against the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, it is because the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will not lower their status to teach me, but if I engage in Guanyin like this, I have a very high chance of being beaten.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha and said:
"Be low-key in front of me from now on, your courage is far worse than mine."

Nezha said with a look of disbelief:
"Say it as if you dare..."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha and asked:
"Shall we take a gamble?"

Nezha touched his white chin, thought for a while and agreed, "Okay! What are you betting on?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded, then looked at Yang Jian and asked:

"Don't you believe that I dare to call Guanyin to dance, do you want to gamble with me too?"

Uh…

Yang Jian looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and Nezha strangely, he was not as naive as Nezha, he felt that Zhu Xiaopeng was setting up a trap for them...

"Tell me what you are betting on first!"

Yang Jian replied, intending to hear what kind of medicine Zhu Xiaopeng sells in the gourd first.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the two and said:

"Just bet I dare to call Guanyin to dance for fun."

"If I do this, then you two will be considered a loser, and then... you two will go squat outside the Yaochi, and when Jianglong Fuhu comes out, you will beat them severely."

When Nezha and Yang Jian heard the words, their faces were a bit complicated, shall we beat the dragon and the tiger?

This is not easy!
The status of these two brothers in Lingshan is second only to Buddha and Bodhisattva, and their strength is not weak, and there are many brothers in them.

The essential.

Beating the subduing dragon and subduing the tiger is equivalent to hitting the Buddha in the face!

Nezha gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and said:
"Just hit!"

"Your canopy dares to call Guanyin Bodhisattva to dance. How big a deal is it for us to beat the dragon and subdue the tiger?"

"Second brother, if you are afraid, I will settle them myself."

Ah this...

Yang Jian didn't want to gamble at first, after all, this matter is too exciting.

Now that Nezha said this, he is also riding a tiger and saying:

"That... Brother Nezha, you can't bear it alone, let's do it one by one..."

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he looked at Zhu Xiaopeng. Is this the rhythm to piss off the Buddha?

"very good!"

Seeing that the two of them agreed to come down, Zhu Xiaopeng instructed Tianbing again:

"Lu Long, take someone out now, find a place by the Tianhe River to summon Guanyin, and tell her..."

"The commander-in-chief called her to dance at the marshal's mansion. If she doesn't come, the commander-in-chief will go to the Yumajian to beat the monkey!"

"You must say so!"

Since the Tathagata wanted to be angry with himself, then he had to reciprocate with courtesy.

This wave first enrages Guanyin, and then beats the dragon and the tiger to see if he can count how many bags he has on his head after he knows it.

Tian Bing looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and asked seriously:

"Marshal, are you sure?"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded and said:

"Just do it, let's go!"

Tianbing was a little frightened, turned and left.

He walked very slowly, giving Zhu Xiaopeng a chance to repent, but Zhu Xiaopeng had no intention of repenting at all.

Yang Jian and Nezha looked at Zhu Xiaopeng straight away, and were also very surprised that Zhu Xiaopeng was playing for real?

The Chang'e Jade Rabbit beside them, including Yang Chan, had question marks floating in their minds at the moment, and they had no idea what was going on with these three people.

There is a feeling of hurting each other.

Nezha said seriously, "Tianpeng, from today onwards, I, Nezha, am convinced by you."

"Don't help me."

Zhu Xiaopeng waved his hands and said:
"You and Yang Jian will block the gate of Yaochi in a while, and beat the dragon and the tiger hard."

"It's best to beat them up, run back to Lingshan, and complain to Tathagata, understand?"

Nezha twitched his lips, his face was a bit complicated, and he couldn't think of a reason to find fault.

Yang Jian was a little tired.

The strength of subduing dragons and subduing tigers is around Jinxian's, so it's no problem to beat them up, but there must be an excuse, right?
.........

Tianhe Grassland.

Lu Long led a team of heavenly soldiers, found a place where there was no one there, and then quietly looked towards the direction of the Marshal's Mansion. He wanted to give the Marshal another chance to repent.

pity.

After waiting for a long time, Zhu Xiaopeng did not regret it.

Lu Long took a deep breath and shouted:
"See Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

After shouting, he looked towards the Marshal's Mansion, waited quietly for a few breaths and shouted again:

"See Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

"See Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Speaking of Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara did not join Jianglong Fuhu, she was always near the Yumajian, and she was near the Yumajian most of the time, she had to take care of Monkey King.

At this moment, he sensed someone calling, and then he dodged and passed directly.

I saw a group of heavenly soldiers standing on the Tianhe grassland.

Avalokitesvara was puzzled and asked:

"Are you looking for me?"

"I have seen the Bodhisattva."

Lu Long and a group of heavenly soldiers saluted and shouted, Guanyin nodded slightly, and looked at the group of people puzzled.

Although Lu Long is a Heavenly Soldier with a low position, but as a personal soldier of the Marshal's Mansion, he still has some experience. At this moment, he is not particularly panicked, and said seriously:

"Bodhisattva, our Marshal has invited you to go to the Marshal's Mansion... to dance for him. If you don't go, the Marshal said that he will go to the Imperial Horse Prison to beat the monkey!"

Teng...!
Guanyin's anger came up all of a sudden, and the aura of the Daluo Jinxian's peak made everyone tremble.

"Are you entertaining me?"

"No... dare not."

Lu Long also hastily explained:
"These are the original words of the marshal, and the words have been brought to... Bodhisattva, calm down."

He felt a little powerless to complain.

The Marshal is really brave. With Guanyin Bodhisattva's strength, it must be very exciting for her to dance for fun, right?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Guanyin was about to explode with anger at this moment.

This is the majestic Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who enjoys a certain reputation in the Chinese-speaking regions of the Three Realms, you fucked up the canopy and you let me dance for you?

Are you floating?

Or is the old lady unable to hold a knife anymore?
"Are you sure that Tianpeng asked you to come and tell me that?"

Guanyin confirmed with a cold face.

"Yes, it was the command of the Marshal."

"very good!"

Guanyin's face turned cold, and his figure disappeared immediately.

Lu Long and his party couldn't help but wipe off their cold sweat. The aura of Guanyin Bodhisattva is so terrifying!

"Brother Long, next time this happens...can you stop calling us?"

"The aura of the Bodhisattva is too scary."

Several heavenly soldiers whispered.

Lu Long pretended to be calm, and replied:
"Afraid of a fart!"

"Let's just pass on a message for the marshal, we have to believe in the strength of the marshal, marshal yyds!"

(End of this chapter)

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