Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 494 If You Are Not Beautiful, You Want to Be Beautiful
Should say or not.

Wutian this guy is a bit ruthless.

Zhu Xiaopeng had thought about this before, the last time he stole lamp oil, he wanted to do it.

but!

This is so fucking wicked.

If this matter was done, it might drive Tathagata and the others crazy, so Zhu Xiaopeng didn't do it in the end.

Everyone in the Yaozu looked strange and said:

"You say so, but how can we believe you?"

"And how do you know, are you really stealing or fake stealing?"

"After stealing, what should we do?"

Wutian said calmly:
"Everyone, I have no reason to deceive you, do I?"

"Besides, what is my impure purpose?"

"For me, the Three Realms always have to go back. Even without you, I will lead the demon army to attack the Three Realms in the near future, so I have no reason not to cooperate."

Saying.

Lingshan side.

Tathagata felt a dull pain in his heart, but he didn't know that he was being targeted by his old opponent, but he just felt... this wave would be slaughtered by Tianpeng.

This bastard will definitely open his mouth like a lion!

Tathagata sighed:

"Nowadays, it is obviously difficult for us to persuade Tang Sanzang alone, so if the canopy makes an offer, it will be difficult for us to refuse!"

Everyone in Lingshan also looked annoyed, but they were so angry, there was nothing they could do!

Canopy can't beat him now, and he can't scold him, so he has no choice but to let the other party slaughter him!
Maitreya Buddha said:
"The news that Tang Sanzang is not dead has already reached the Yaozu, and they will take action, so... we not only need the canopy to persuade Tang Sanzang this time, but we also need the canopy if we encounter trouble in the future. .”

Tathagata is suffering too!

This is not a one-shot deal, it's being used as leeks for the canopy, and he will cut them off one by one!

It is too difficult.

Tathagata thought for a moment, then said:
"Maitreya Buddha, you should go too!"

"I guess at this time, they are almost in the Moon Palace. When Ran Deng and the others talk about it, they should tell the canopy about this in advance. We can't blackmail us with this request every time there is a catastrophe."

Maitreya nodded slightly and flew towards the heaven.

.........

Moon Palace.

At this moment, there are not many fairy families left, and there is no other reason!Zhu Xiaopeng really did a good job of entertaining him, this guy has been carried out more than half.

Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha are in good health and often drink, so there is definitely no problem with drinking!
And most of the fairy families don't have such a high alcohol capacity at all. The canopy let them open up to drink, and they were all carried out by the drinkers.

Fortunately, they are all old fried dough sticks. If you drink too much, you drink too much.

No one dared.

As the saying goes, drinking makes you courageous. If you are more courageous, do you still dare to risk your life?

this time.

In the main hall of the Moon Palace, Zhu Xiaopeng also blushed from drinking, not because he was not strong enough, but because there were too many people and he drank too much.

Ran Deng was secretly delighted, what a great opportunity!If the canopy is not drunk, I have no chance!

Ran Deng blocked him at first, but looking at the situation behind him, if the canopy drank too much, it would definitely be easier to deal with than when he was sober.

So ever.

Seeing that the big banquet was about to end, Ran Deng walked to the side of the canopy with the imperial wine in his hand, and said:
"Tianpeng, I offer you a toast."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the lamp and said:
"Buddha, look at you, you are a senior...I respect you!"

Ran Deng didn't leave after drinking, sat down directly beside the canopy, and said:
"Tianpeng, you see that we are sincere this time, so let's discuss it and talk about it?"

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng was stunned and said:

"Buddha, it's almost over now, why don't we wait for everyone to leave and have some tea and talk?"

"Well, that's fine!"

Ran Deng was a little confused, what the hell!When you say that, it seems that you are not drunk, but you bastard drank so much imperial wine, you are not drunk?
Ran Deng couldn't believe it. According to the amount that Canopy drank, if it was him, he would have been lying flat by now.

Beast!
As the banquet drew to a close, Zhu Xiaopeng saw off the last batch of guests, and when he came back, he took the lamp and Guanyin and went all the way to the Marshal's Mansion for tea.

The drinking was a bit fierce this time, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian and Nezha couldn't stand it. There were too many people and they couldn't accompany them, so they all got drunk.

The main hall of the Marshal's Mansion.

The canopy asked someone to pour tea, and said:
"Buddha, this matter is very difficult!"

As he spoke, he took a sip of tea lightly, like a leader, while Ran Deng was a little man who asked for help, and said beside him:
"This... I also know, if you have any conditions, just ask."

Avalokitesvara stood aside, speechless in his heart.

It's really called 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi!
Ran Deng can't do anything about it. He can't do anything about the canopy now, and he needs to ask the canopy to do things. This attitude is good.

But he didn't have a bit of the bullshit that was going to beat him to death when he said he beat the canopy back then.

Zhu Xiaopeng sighed and said:

"First of all, let's say that this is nothing to me, but to Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, learning from scriptures is probably dangerous!"

"In the past it was just a joke, but now someone really wants to kill Tang Sanzang, and Tang Sanzang is my dear relative, friend, brother, and brother. I persuade him to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is unreasonable!"

drop!
"Negative emotions from burning lamps +1000.×1000"×9
"From Guanyin +999.×999"

The two of them were speechless.

That's it.

Finally let us hear those eight characters.

Ran Deng sighed in his heart and said:
"How about this, we will give you one hundred thousand golden pills, but we have to make a discount from it. I have a bill with Manjusri, do you think it will work?"

I can do a fart!According to what you mean, [-] golden pills want me to do such a big thing?

Zhu Xiaopeng looked puzzled:

"Buddha, you want me to lead them to fight for [-] golden elixirs, which is somewhat unkind."

"Bodhisattva, do you think so?"

Avalokitesvara is also speechless standing aside, what can I say, I am one of your people, and the other is a person of Lingshan, I just keep silent.

Ran Deng began to ponder in his heart. Although the state of the canopy was not drunk, it still felt a little drifting.

Hey.

If I had known that I should have called Jianglong Arhat to drink this guy, it would have been easier to talk about.

Ran Deng looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, and said:

"Tianpeng, look at this... Our Lingshan is not mean to you. We learned from the scriptures before and after, and we got you a lot of golden pills, right?"

"Now that you have broken through to the quasi-sage, how about you... let go a little bit?"

I'm so fucking loose!

When you old guy beat us up, you didn't let go of your hand, you didn't even let go of the fucking little white dragon, are you willing to play the emotional card with me now?

It's not beautiful, but it's beautiful as you think.

(End of this chapter)