Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 421 Let me tell you first

They are so angry!

Co-authored for a long time, are you trying to persuade us to quit?
Guanyin said unhappily:

"Forget it, you've been saying for a long time that the fox's tail can't be hidden anymore, you can just pretend that we all like you, just pretend that all the women in the three realms like you."

"I'll give you two thousand golden pills, give me the plantain fan!"

Hong'er and the others also nodded after hearing the words:

"The Bodhisattva is right!"

"You are indeed perfect, we all like you, you choose among us... Ah bah, you choose someone among us, and give us the magic weapon!"

Qing'er coquettishly said:
"Tianpeng, you are really nice, can you give us the magic weapon? Please!"

"Cough cough!"

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaopeng cleared his throat and said:

"Really? I don't believe it!"

"Unless each of you kisses me..."

Crowd: ? ? ?
drop!
"From...from..."

This made a group of people angry, and it was you who said they liked it, and it was you who said they didn't believe it.

You are clearly playing with us!
hateful!

I've never seen such a shameless bastard like you.

So annoying.

Huang'er looked at the sisters beside her, and said:
"Sisters, I don't think this guy can speak well, why don't we fight him directly and teach him a lesson!"

When Lan'er heard this, she was a little worried and said:
"Third sister, I... we can't beat him, right?"

Green said:
"What are you afraid of? Bodhisattva and sister Xuannv are here. Let's go together!"

"Bodhisattva, sister Xuannv, what are you doing in a daze, let's do it together!"

Guanyin and Xuannv also thought at this time, since you bastard is so annoying, then we are going to use some domestic violence.

In an instant!
The nine women rushed towards Zhu Xiaopeng together, Zhu Xiaopeng panicked for a moment, he didn't know which one to hug.

Ah bah, of course I was hugging my head at this time.

"Say it first, no slaps in the face."

Zhu Xiaopeng squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, a group of people came up and punched him, and a gang fight started.

Bang bang bang...!
Bang bang bang...!
Zhu Xiaopeng squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, also muttering in his heart. If it weren't for the gods and Buddhas of the three realms watching, you see, I won't check your bodies one by one.

Shortly after.

Nine of them were exhausted.

Like a normal person, Zhu Xiaopeng stood up again, took a flat peach and sat down to eat, watching them rest quietly, as if the person who was beaten was not him, but he was a melon-eating crowd.

The sun rises.

The sky is bright.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Hei Xiong Jing and said:
"Xiao Hei, prepare the ingredients, I want to make them a sweet breakfast of love!"

Crowd: ? ? ?
I saw the black bear spirit began to prepare the guy.

Not long after.

Zhu Xiaopeng personally made a pot of eight-treasure porridge for the nine sisters. The taste can be described as fragrant!

Immediately Zhu Xiaopeng returned them a bowl, which made them feel complicated.

This man, you can call him irritating, he is really irritating, he still doesn't follow the routine, he was very angry, but suddenly he was served porridge again.

Outrageous!

Our seven fairies just jumped to death from starvation...

Zhu Xiaopeng came to Hong'er with a bowl and said softly:

"Are you tired from beating me?"

"As soon as I guessed it, I knew you must be hungry, so try it!"

After Zhu Xiaopeng gave it to Hong'er, he served it to several other people respectively, and said in his mouth:
"Look, it's already dawn. After drinking the love porridge, if you don't feel relieved for a while, then hit me again."

"Hmm... Hitting me is a physical effort, but you have to eat enough to have strength. Eat quickly!"

"Come to Bodhisattva, the vegan and nutritious eight-treasure porridge makes the children next door cry."

"Xuan'er, hurry up and drink porridge..."

Feelings are afraid of sudden tenderness.

Such a man, after being beaten, was afraid that they would be hungry and weak, so he made porridge for them and served them.

This is not far off the mark.

"Pfft!"

Huang'er couldn't hold back, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Zi'er said in a low voice:

"It seems that the marshal's advantage can be added to be gentle and considerate."

Qing'er tasted it and couldn't help but said:
"It's so fragrant!"

With a calm face, Zhu Xiaopeng looked at them quietly, and he watched them drink without drinking, his eyes were so tender.

In an instant, the atmosphere on the field became ambiguous.

The Immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms were also stunned.

I go!

You have to be Marshal of the Canopy, push the limit back and forth, how can you be so good?
While drinking the porridge, Hong'er opened her mouth and said:
"Tianpeng, tell yourself, what are you going to do with the magic weapon, if you don't want to give it, let's go back and report to Laojun later."

Orange said in a low voice:

"Anyway, you choose by yourself. If you don't give it to us, then when Laojun comes, don't blame us if he wants to beat you."

Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:

"Just go back and say that I don't know."

The sisters looked at each other with expressions of helplessness. You told us that earlier, why don't we go back to do business?
You still have to be angry with us, let us beat you, and then make porridge for us, what do you think you are trying to do?

Damn!
Obviously this bastard is so irritating to others, he was so angry with his sisters, but now he was dismissed with a bowl of porridge, and he was a little moved in his heart.

Guanyin hesitated and said:

"Tianpeng, you have to give me the plantain fan, tell me! How much golden pill do you want?"

Zhu Xiaopeng thought for a while and replied:

"I bought it for [-], you can buy it back for [-]."

Guanyin was speechless.

Do you think I'm stupid?

You pretend I don't know, is this Nezha and you two deliberately cheating?

Avalokitesvara did not expose him, and said:

"Canopy, you bought the plantain fan to give to the iron fan, and I bought it to give back to the iron fan. Our purpose is the same. You see what I said, right?"

"Anyway, sooner or later, I will give the iron fan. If you give me the plantain fan now, I will give you two thousand golden pills. Wouldn't it be better?"

A group of people looked at Zhu Xiaopeng.

Zhu Xiaopeng said with a speechless face:

"Bodhisattva, you can drink porridge and get drunk? The plantain fan you give to the iron fan and I give the iron fan, can the meaning be the same?"

"You took the banana fan back, how can I pay her back my favor?"

Guanyin gave Zhu Xiaopeng a blank look, feeling depressed too!You have many reasons every day, don't you want to cheat money?
Xuannv suggested from the side:

"How about this!"

"I'll make a compromise for the two of you. Anyway, the plantain fan will end up in the hands of the iron fan. Let Guanyin get you five thousand golden pills."

"In this way, for the plantain fan you bought for [-], you and Guanyin each paid [-]. This can be regarded as the expression of your own intentions by both of you."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Xuan Nu and said:
"Forget it, five thousand golden pills are priced at once, and no one can deceive you!"

(End of this chapter)