Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 416 Your Family's Situation Is Like This
Laojun looked at the Jade Emperor and asked:
"Why don't you speak!"

The Jade Emperor said angrily:

"What did you tell me to say?"

The old man was a little puzzled and said:
"Hey, why do you have such an attitude all of a sudden? Didn't you think that Tianpeng had a good temper before?"

The Jade Emperor was so angry!
My cabbage is about to be raped by your pig, what do you want me to do with lychees?

"Humph!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, but remained silent.

The old man comforted him and said:

"Don't think too much about it, after all, your family's situation is like this."

What do you mean my family is like this?

How is my family?

The Jade Emperor felt even more angry in an instant Laojun, you comforted me very well, don't comfort others after listening to me.

The old man sighed again:

"If the canopy can be done earlier, Yao Ji's tragedy can be changed."

Jade Emperor:? ? ?
In an instant, the Jade Emperor almost broke his defense.

Although what you said is very reasonable, it always feels weird when you say it. That Yao Ji is Yang Chan's mother!

The Jade Emperor looked at the old gentleman and said angrily:

"If you can't speak, you should talk less."

.........

At the foot of the mesa.

Lu'er blushed and said:

"Tianpeng, we are entrusted by the old gentleman to ask you for the magic weapon. Don't think that if you praise us a few words, we won't ask you."

Qing'er followed suit and said:

"That's right, we can only admit that you have a good vision, but we still have to get the magic weapon!"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the two and replied:

"That's right, I have the best vision. Fifth cousin, you are the most beautiful fairy in heaven, and fourth cousin is the smartest and cutest fairy."

His seven cousins.

The eldest sister, Hong'er, is stable and generous, with a noble and elegant temperament, a proper eldest princess.

The second sister, Cheng'er, is resolute and decisive, and she is strict and law-abiding, giving people a very old-fashioned feeling, but she is not old-fashioned.

The third sister, Huang Er, is impulsive by nature and prefers to fight. Of course, her cultivation base is also the highest among the sisters.

The fourth sister, Lu'er, is smart and clever. She is a cuter fairy and the wittiest among their sisters.

The fifth sister, Qing'er, mischievous and willful, is the most beautiful and the most handsome among the sisters, she can be said to be a stunning beauty in the sky.

The sixth sister, Lan'er, has read a lot of poetry and books, is as timid as a mouse, and has a feminine temperament.

The seventh sister, Zier, is considerate. Although she is a bit eccentric, it is her nature to be considerate.

To this!

Zhu Xiaopeng thought in his heart that he was their perfect match, and he had gathered all the advantages of the seven sisters:
Stable as an old dog, abiding by discipline and law, convincing others with virtue, witty, mischievous and funny, coquettish, and understanding.

Very perfect!

Lu'er looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said helplessly:
"Tianpeng, don't talk about this with us anymore, give us the magic weapon of Laojun, let us take it back!"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked surprised and said:

"My dear good cousin, what are you talking about? You actually want to take me back, my God... what do you want to do to me?"

Lu'er:? ? ?
Qing'er said angrily:

"The old gentleman said that you stole the magic weapon of the golden horn and silver horn, and asked us to ask you for it. Canopy, are you still playing stupid with us here?"

"Oh I see."

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly realized, and said in a serious way:

"Fourth Cousin and Fifth Cousin, you must have secretly liked me because of how handsome I was, that's why you went back and forth, but you were ashamed to come and secretly look for me, and you thought of a reason to say that I should return some of Laojun's magic weapon. "

"Master, look, they'll be here for a while!"

Two people:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Lu'er and Qing'er +999. × 999"

Both her sisters are stupid.

We came to you to ask for a magic weapon, why did we secretly like you?
We will cut your head!
Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong and the others were also confused. They didn't understand it from the beginning, but now they are even more confused.

Lu'er blushed angrily and said:
"Tianpeng, what nonsense are you talking about? It was Laojun who asked us to ask you for a magic weapon. Who secretly likes you?"

"You bastard!!"

Qing'er gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"Tianpeng, you are shameless. If you dare to bully us again, we will not be polite to you."

Hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng quickly covered his chest and said:

"My God, you guys are going to use force on me. You...you don't need to be like this. If you want to date me, just say so, and I will agree."

"After all, how can Tianpeng not love someone as beautiful as your cousin, you don't need to find a reason, just tell me if you like me!"

Both of them were pissed off.

what!

Are you a pervert, bastard?

"you…"

"Shameless and obscene..."

The two were so angry that they looked at each other and ran away in shame.

Monkey King said with a strange face:

"Brother, what magic weapon do they want from you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said angrily:
"What magic weapon, they just like me and want to talk to me. Didn't what I just said clearly enough?"

We believe you ghost!
Lingxiao Palace.

All the immortals also stared wide-eyed, speechless in shock.

The Marshal went crazy.

Oh my God!

He even molested Seven Fairies?

Doesn't the Marshal know that the Jade Emperor has been watching?

This guy!It seems that the status of a nephew and son-in-law is no longer enough to satisfy the marshal, and he has to be a son-in-law in the future.

Should I say it or not, they really think Zhu Xiaopeng's perverted performance is excellent... This is the true character of the actor!

While the immortals were thinking, they quietly went to see the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sat on it with a dark face.

He is also depressed at the moment!

The bastard Tianpeng, with this sudden change in attitude, probably guessed something, right?

Damn!
It's all Laojun, the old man is very bad.

At this moment.

A day will come in and cry:
"Your Majesty Qizuo, Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to see Nezha."

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, turned his head to look at Nezha, and began to wonder in his heart, what kind of Nezha is Guanyin looking for?
Nezha heard the words and walked out with a puzzled expression.

Outside the Tongming Hall.

Seeing Guanyin and Xuannv waiting for her, Nezha looked puzzled and said:

"Bodhisattva, what do you want from me?"

Seeing Nezha coming out, Guanyin said:
"You snatched the plantain fan from the Bull Demon King in Small World, right?"

Nezha was delighted to hear that, hey!

Is this to add money to me?
"Yes, but this matter is not all over, so Bodhisattva, you can't ask me for it?"

Guanyin looked at Nezha with a serious face and said:

"I won't tell you any more. I'll give you a thousand gold pills. You can go to Tianpeng and get the plantain fan back to me. That's okay, right?"

Oh my God!

Is this going to give me a thousand gold pills?
Nezha held back his joy, pretended to be helpless and said:

"Bodhisattva, I'm afraid this won't work. I've already sold the plantain fan to Tianpeng for [-] gold elixirs."

(End of this chapter)