Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 399 Isn't this a complaint and a beating (fifth watch)
The immortals are feeling very uncomfortable at this moment.

Marshal, Marshal, you are the best.

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang's injury is nothing serious, a little injury is not a problem at all, you are seriously injured!

This guy is amazing.

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang were also dumbfounded.

What the fuck?

Brother, you are going too far.

You made it so serious, it seems that we two are nothing, why don't you say hello to us in advance?
We thought we had learned your skills, but how could we have learned just a little bit of superficiality!
Zhu Xiaopeng opened his mouth and replied:
"The Burning Lamp Buddha hit me. I dare not sue him. I came to ask His Majesty to ask for leave. If Peng is injured today, I'm afraid it will be delayed for a few years to learn the scriptures."

Sue impeachment?
What to sue, I just quit the job.

Whoops!

All the immortals have weird faces, and the marshal is recuperating again. How much are you going to charge this time?

Before the Jade Emperor could speak, Sun Wukong also said:

"Your Majesty, my old grandson is also seriously injured, and my old grandson has to ask for leave!"

After speaking, Monkey King clutched his stomach and sat down on the ground, not knowing whether it was a stomachache or he was about to have a baby.

Tang Sanzang was stunned, what happened to the eldest brother and the others, why did they ask for leave?
There is no way to learn it!

If he is asking for leave, then it is obviously too fake.

The Jade Emperor looked at the two and said:
"I'm talking about asking for leave. The person who comes here should go and announce the lamp first. I need to talk to him about the mount first!"

What are you asking for leave?
The two of you just want to extort money, so I'll call Ran Deng over, so you can do it yourself!
"Yes, Your Majesty!"

The heavenly general at the gate heard the words and hurriedly took people there.

this time.

Guanyin and Xuannv came in together.

When the two of them saw Zhu Xiaopeng's appearance, with his whole body tied up and only one face left, Xuannv couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Cough cough!"

Guanyin is also speechless, sister!On the surface, we and the canopy are mortal enemies, we have to be more reserved.

The immortals also looked at Xuannv and Guanyin with weird faces, wondering in their hearts, how could they not be the ones who hit the canopy this time?
what a shame.

Otherwise, the marshal could still earn thousands of dollars.

"His Majesty."

The two saluted the Jade Emperor.

Then Avalokitesvara looked at Sun Wukong Tang Sanzang and asked:

"You master and apprentice didn't go to learn scriptures, why did you come to Lingxiao Palace again?"

"Humph!"

Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin, snorted and lay on the ground, ignoring her.

Tang Sanzang hesitated and said:
"Our master and apprentice are in trouble, and we can't get on the road for the time being."

Guanyin looked at Zhu Xiaopeng again.

Zhu Xiaopeng moaned:

"Oh... My little one, my little one! My heart!"

Guanyin: ...

Guanyin was also speechless, this matter was exactly the same as what she thought!

Lingshan.

After Ran Deng came back, he was very refreshed. This time he was really angry, and he slapped the canopy and vomited blood.

Cool.

however.

He hadn't been happy for a long time when he was visited by the Heavenly General of Lingxiao Palace.

Mahavira Hall.

A King Kong from Lingshan came in and shouted:
"Buddha, a heavenly general came and said that His Majesty announced that the Buddha would go to Lingxiao Palace."

Hearing this, the Tathagata frowned and said:
"Tianpeng must be a bastard. After being beaten by you, I went to complain to the Jade Emperor."

Ran Deng smiled lightly and said:
"I know this bastard is difficult to deal with, but we have enough reasons to beat him up, and just making up one is enough."

Tathagata nodded, thought for a while and said:

"I'll go with you!"

immediately.

The two of them and the Heavenly General responded, and rushed directly to the Heavenly Court.

Regarding Zhu Xiaopeng and his group's complaints, Ran Deng Tathagata didn't take it seriously at all.

After all, they have a reason to beat people.

However, when the two of them entered the Lingxiao Palace, they were obviously shocked when they saw Zhu Xiaopeng wrapped in rice dumplings and Monkey King lying on the ground.

Fuck, a pair of shameless!

If you think this is the case, you will sue us and win us. Do you want to fart?

The two saluted.

"His Majesty."

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, and went straight to the point:

"Randeng, please come here because I have something to tell you. Before you captured the Bull Demon King, it was Nezha's mount, which was rented by Monkey King."

"That's why Sun Wukong and Nezha filed a complaint today, saying that you stole their mount and want you to return it."

Burning Lamp:? ? ?
Tathagata: ? ? ?
The Jade Emperor's words made Tathagata Randeng look confused, what the hell is the Bull Demon King, Nezha's mount?

Isn't this a complaint and a beating?

Tathagata asked:
"Your Majesty, the Bull Demon King was not taken by the canopy. How does this have something to do with Nezha?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Nezha.

Nezha began to say:
"Buddha, the Bull Demon King is my mount! He ran out of money a few days ago, so he sold the Bull Demon King to me for [-] gold pills!"

"This is true. Everyone in the Moon Palace and the Four Great Heavenly Kings, Nine Obsidian King and 28 Xingxiu, were all watching."

"As for the Bull Demon King following them to learn scriptures, it was Sun Wukong who spent three hundred gold pills and rented them from me for three years."

Two people:? ? ?
Fuck!
Tathagata looked at Zhu Xiaopeng together with Ran Deng.

Zhu Xiaopeng narrowed his eyes and moaned:
"It's useless, my little heart, my legs!"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Tathagata +1000.×1000"×9
"Negative emotions from burning lamps +1000.×1000"×9
We grass!
The two Tathagatas are so angry, you are so meow!Are you pretending to be a fart here?
Ran Deng looked at Nezha and said:

"Then let Tianpeng refund your money!"

Nezha scratched his head, turned to look at Zhu Xiaopeng, and replied to Ran Deng:
"Buddha, my mount was taken away and I can't return his mount. How could he refund me the money?"

Ran Deng looked annoyed at Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"Tianpeng, don't play tricks anymore, quickly give the golden pill to Nezha, and the matter of the Bull Demon King will be left alone."

Zhu Xiaopeng said with a painful face:

"Ran Deng Buddha, why are you so ruthless? Look, you beat me up like this. I don't even have the golden elixir to heal my wounds. How can I return the golden elixir to Nezha?"

"Tathagata Buddha, why don't you lend me [-] golden pills first, and then I will return the money to Nezha, so that you can take away the Bull Demon King, and when I have money, I can buy the Bull Demon King back from you?"

Rulai and Randeng are so angry!
Isn't this an asshole?

You just sold the Bull Demon King a few days ago, and you took [-] golden pills as melon seeds, and it will be gone in a few days?
Ran Deng said angrily:

"Tianpeng, don't you want to play tricks, you sold the Bull Demon King to Nezha, and it's only a few days, how could there be no golden elixir?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:

"That's not true!"

"I've been wanting to make a breakthrough recently. Not only did I eat a lot, but I also owed a lot of debts outside. I paid [-] golden pills to Yang Jian and [-] to Taibai. In the end, I ate it and it was gone."

"That... Burning Lamp Buddha, you can lend me [-] golden elixir, I will definitely pay you back later!"

(End of this chapter)