Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 37 Losing is an Art

Lingshan.

Tathagata and the others are very annoying recently!

The news that Zhu Xiaopeng was chic in the Moon Palace before made them very angry, but now there is another story about Zhu Xiaopeng listening to the dance of the Seven Fairies in Yaochi.

Tathagata was very annoyed.

Is your queen mother showing off her head?
You have nothing to do in your spare time, please invite Tianpeng Yaochi to listen to the music, and I will ask you, is he worthy?

And the Jade Emperor Tathagata is also powerless to complain.

Those are your own flesh and blood, you just watch them dance for the canopy, are you really shameless?
"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999.×99"

"From..."

There is nothing easier to describe Tathagata's mood than the crazy growth of negative emotions.

Dry!
this time.

Ran Deng suddenly asked:

"Tathagata, tell me, Yang Jian and Yang Chan suddenly went to heaven, is there something going on here?"

Tathagata was complaining about Zhu Xiaopeng in his heart, when he heard Ran Deng's words, he thought:

"There must be something wrong here, but what I'm curious about is why Yang Chan was suddenly placed next to Tianpeng?"

All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were silent.

They can't guess this matter, but it must be the Jade Emperor's intention, and there must be something else in it, otherwise, with the situation of the Yang Jian brothers and sisters, they would never go to heaven.

Tathagata was silent for a while, and then said:
"I'm here to spread the word to Guanyin and ask her to speed up the matter of the stone monkey. I'm afraid something will happen in the Heavenly Court."

"There is also Tianpeng, if he dares to act recklessly this time, we will find a way to get him sent to hell in advance."

When everyone heard the words, they nodded.

Zhu Xiaopeng grinned. It's a deal!

Talk about two ends.

It's going to be miserable for Bajie.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Ruoshui strangely, the relationship between this girl and Tianpeng is very complicated...

She looks very similar, asking her husband who went out to fool around, but... I'm not a canopy.

I'm Zhu Xiaopeng!

And you are weak, you are just a close friend of the canopy, now strictly speaking the canopy is gone, I am the canopy...

You are at best a widow...

and many more.

Zhu Xiaopeng's mood suddenly became agitated. Why did thinking of this make him feel more excited when he looked at Ruoshui?
"Cough cough."

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

Zhu Xiaopeng pretended to be confused.

Yang Chan looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, then at Ruoshui, and a bunch of question marks popped up in her heart? ...Didn't the marshal say that he eats and sleeps every day?

Why does it feel like he's busy.

Ruoshui flew a little closer to Zhu Xiaopeng, with her plump breasts, all white, and whispered seductively:
"Dance, and I will too."

I don't know if you will do anything else, for example, if I become a fish, can you let me experience the joy of fish and water? Zhu Xiaopeng complained in his heart, and said with a serious face:

"What dancing, I appreciate art."

Although Zhu Xiaopeng is an LSP, all he did was to advance to the lower realms. He himself is actually very pure... Forget it, I can't make it up anymore.

Ruoshui didn't answer, and flew up close to Zhu Xiaopeng. Surrounded by a strange sense of comfort, Zhu Xiaopeng felt indescribable, just...

Tenderness like water?

Anyway, it is water, cool and soft.

Very comfortable.

Yang Chan was a little silly at the moment, her little face was already flushed.

She couldn't believe it.

This Zhu Xiaopeng actually oh no, it's this weak water that seduces Zhu Xiaopeng so ambiguously, there must be a story between this person and the water.

But now this picture, can I watch it without paying?

"Canopy!"

Suddenly, only a voice was heard.

Ruoshui was startled for a moment, and hurriedly retreated to Yang Chan's side, apparently she was not that courageous.

Zhu Xiaopeng also trembled in his heart, hey!This widow, bah, this weak water is not serious at all.

Turn your head to look.

But I saw that Guanyin was standing on the edge of the Tianhe River in the distance.

"Look."

"I just said that I have something to do. Did Guanyin come to see me?"

"You two have a chat, I'm going to get down to business."

After Zhu Xiaopeng finished speaking, he ran away quickly.

It's really unexpected that a ball of water can be so flirtatious, it's outrageous.

Watch the heavens and the world.

Undead knight, reckless hero.

Shangxian real person, insect technician.

No matter what, find another shortcut to become a master.

but.

After all, these seniors are still young, the structure is small, and they have no inspiration for themselves. Now they are completely:

There is no way to get into the water, and the water can't get out.

Oh, right.

It seems to be possible to blend in and out of water and milk, and it seems to be not bad. .

By the Tianhe River.

Zhu Xiaopeng flew over, looked at Guanyin and asked:

"Bodhisattva, why are you looking for me so late?"

Guanyin was a little powerless to complain, I don't want to find you quickly, I am afraid that you will take my money and run away, and you will not be found when you need it.

She said lightly:

"Canopy."

"Tomorrow you go to the prison and fight Nezha."

"In this battle, you will lose to Nezha. The details are... you seized the stone monkey's golden cudgel. Taibai Jinxing gave you five hundred golden pills to redeem the golden cudgel, but you didn't share the money with Nezha. So you broke up."

"puff."

Zhu Xiaopeng immediately burst out laughing, Guanyin is a great talent!

"why are you laughing?"

Guanyin's gentle face suddenly turned cold.

"Uh!"

Zhu Xiaopeng scratched his head in embarrassment, and said:
"I didn't laugh at you, Bodhisattva, I laughed at Nezha's idiot, because what you just said was right, Taibai Jinxing gave me five hundred golden pills, and I really haven't shared a dime with her yet."

If Guanyin hadn't mentioned this matter, Zhu Xiaopeng would have really forgotten about it, and Nezha is also very big-hearted, and I am afraid that he has already forgotten this matter.

Guanyin was not surprised. Zhu Xiaopeng, a lowly person, is a proper villain in her eyes. It is normal not to give Nezha any money.

Guanyin thought for a while and ordered:
"Tianpeng, I got you two thousand golden pills, and you can only lose tomorrow, and it's natural to lose. Even if Nezha makes you anxious, you have to endure... okay?"

"Okay."

Zhu Xiaopeng did not refuse.

Losing is an art.

Being beaten is also an art, and tomorrow I will carry forward this art, and I will be beaten until Nezha explodes!

With his current strength, Luo Jinxian, Taiqing Daofa, Tiangangdisha, and Chaosfa Nezha don't show their housekeeping skills, and there is nothing they can do about him.

But Nezha showed his housekeeping skills, what does the monkey think? ?

Guanyin nodded in satisfaction and said:
"Then you go to the prison and wait. Let Nezha look for you tomorrow, and I will also go to Nezha now."

"Oh, by the way, the cultivation base needs to be suppressed by the half-step Taiyi Golden Immortal."

After Guanyin finished speaking, he left directly.

Ruoshui and Yang Chan on the water surface flew over together after seeing Guanyin leaving.

Before they could speak, Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"I'm going back to the dungeon. I have business to do tomorrow. If you are bored, just chat. Bye!"

Listening to the words one by one, they nodded slightly.

Yang Chan didn't say anything.

Ruoshui looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a fiery face and said:

"After you finish your work tomorrow, come and accompany me."

(End of this chapter)