Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 346 I Can Help With Childbirth
Break the big defense, brothers!
Nezha froze there instantly, his face full of disbelief, his big eyes almost popping out.

Is it true love when a girl and a girl fall in love?
Nezha got goosebumps just thinking about it.

asshole!

You also said that you are not a canopy, not a canopy, can you say such a bastard?
Nezha stared at Zhu Xiaopeng fiercely, and said to Zixia:

"You... you're crazy!"

"What kind of person is you? I'm not your person. I'm here to play with Tianpeng. Don't force me to beat you!"

Nezha is convinced, what the hell is God's arrangement the biggest, don't you know that I, Nezha, is specifically against God?
Zixia looked at Nezha and said seriously:

"But I have sworn that I will marry whoever can pull out my Ziqing sword. In the past, no one has been able to pull it out, only you!"

honestly.

What kind of fairy, monster, human race fell in love these days, this kind of love across races, there are really many!
Now there is a cross-gender love... Zixia thinks, fate is arranged by the gods, since Nezha is arranged by the gods, can she try it?
Although it is impossible to accept it all at once, but the relationship arranged by God, if you don't try it, how can you say no?
Nezha couldn't help but took two steps back, and said with fear on his face:

"You...don't come here!"

"I... we are both girls, how can we have children when girls are together!"

"No, no, no... Absolutely not... Just give up on your heart!"

Zixia was rejected by Nezha, but she did not give up, and said seriously:

"I just thought about it, we can adopt a child, it doesn't matter!"

"Cough cough."

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"Then what, it's not a big problem to have a baby. I can volunteer to help."

Zixia:? ? ?
Nezha:? ? ?
"Son of a bitch!"

Nezha kicked Zhu Xiaopeng angrily and said:

"It's all your fault, you bastard, if you don't speak up for me, you're still adding fuel to the fire, you're pissing me off!"

Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:
"Although my Supreme Treasure is a robber, my Supreme Treasure has a principle - I would rather demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage."

Nezha kicked Zhu Xiaopeng's ass again and cursed:

"Destroy your jungler, what nonsense Supreme Treasure, you bastard is the canopy, anyway, you are alone, tell me what to do now?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Nezha anxiously, his appearance was very cute, and his heart became even more interesting.

"What should we do now?"

"Good question!"

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:

"You come to worship, I come to the bridal chamber."

"Since you regard me as a brother, a good brother is naturally obliged to help you, even if it is a dragon's lake and a tiger's den, you can't enter... I will enter."

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals had weird expressions on their faces. Why does this sound so unpleasant?
on the clouds.

Tathagata and they are also speechless.

What kind of bastard are you talking about?
however.

Zixia walked to Nezha at this time, pulled Nezha and said:

"Nezha, don't say any more."

"Since God arranged for you to pull out my Ziqing sword, then our relationship is destined by God, let us... start this relationship immediately!"

"kiss Me!"

"Oops!"

Nezha shuddered for a moment, hurriedly threw Zixia away, hid behind Zhu Xiaopeng and shouted:

"Don't, don't look like this, we are not suitable!"

Zixia chased Nezha and shouted:
"Hey! Don't avoid me, how will we know it's not suitable if we don't try?"

Nezha circled around Zhu Xiaopeng with Zixia.

That rascal!
She was almost driven crazy.

"Don't...don't..."

She fled, she chased, they were all unable to fly, she was poisoned by her, and became terminally ill.

Standing there, Zhu Xiaopeng was almost bursting out laughing, every day!If the director can't do this play, aren't you messing around?

and many more.

Why haven't you finished your mission yet?
Zhu Xiaopeng looked at the Ziqing sword in his hand, and started to be confused, and went to the system to refresh the machine. Isn't this sword his own? ?

Is it possible to let Zixia admit it?
Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly grabbed Zixia and said:
"Let's have a discussion. If you give me the Ziqing sword, how about I chase Nezha for you?"

"What?"

Nezha also stopped in his tracks for an instant, and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a dazed expression, you bastard!
Are you kidding me?

Zixia looked at Zhu Xiaopeng with a strange face, thought for a while and said:
"If you make her willing to associate with me, I can give you the Ziqing sword!"

"Okay, wait a minute."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Xiaopeng dragged Nezha aside and said:
"Promise her!"

"Pooh!"

Nezha gritted his teeth and cursed:

"Bastard, I'm here to play with you, you give me the whole wife?"

Zhu Xiaopeng muttered softly:

"You see, that woman obviously has mental problems. You promise her for the time being. We call this a stopgap measure. If we torture her a lot later, she will feel wronged and inappropriate, so she will naturally give up."

Nezha looked at Zhu Xiaopeng strangely when he heard the words, and asked:
"Then how do we torture her? If she kisses me, or something else... what should I do?"

Zhu Xiaopeng patted his chest and said:

"Leave everything to me. You just need to date her and treat it as...you have made a good brother. As for other things you can't do, I will help you!"

Nezha nodded thoughtfully and said:

"Then let's talk about it first, I just agree, I don't care about the rest, but I leave it to you."

"for sure!"

Seeing that Zhu Xiaopeng responded, Nezha walked back with him, looked at Zixia and said:

"Personally, I can't accept it, but I listened to my brother's opinion, so I decided to try everywhere with you, let's talk about it first... I am very difficult to get along with, if you can't stand it, don't blame me."

"Also, you have to listen to me!"

Zixia was instantly delighted, nodded fiercely and said:
"Uh-huh!"

"Then... can you kiss me?"

Nezha frowned and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng.

Without further ado, Zhu Xiaopeng went straight up and gave Zixia a passionate kiss, this kiss... the kiss made her almost breathless.

Zixia:? ? ?
"You... Supreme Treasure, you bastard..."

Zhu Xiaopeng looked puzzled and said:

"How can you still curse?"

"Nezha is only temporarily accepting it now, and I, Supreme Treasure, will be your spokesperson for love. After all, the situation between you is complicated. In some individual cases, I need my help."

After Zhu Xiaopeng finished speaking, he ran to Nezha and kissed "ben" on her little mouth.

Nezha:? ? ?
Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"This, it's between the two of you...a promise kiss, which can be regarded as an indirect kiss. Now this relationship has officially begun."

Hahaha…

Zhu Xiaopeng was ecstatic in his heart. To make a brother, he must make a girl brother. Then let the girl brother make a girlfriend. She can do it for her if she can't. It's so wonderful.

(End of this chapter)