Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 315 The brain is buzzing

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals burst out laughing.

"Murder and murder!"

"Tianpeng, bastard, it's simply too inappropriate to tell the truth at this time."

Listening to the Jade Emperor's words, the immortals also happily said:

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is too difficult."

"Obviously she was ready to commit suicide, but now the marshal has cut off his suicide path."

"Bodhisattva is really difficult for her."

Yaochi.

The Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was Guanyin who followed up twice later. If her Xuannv was played by the canopy like this, then her queen mother really couldn't stand it.

To this!

on the clouds.

Xuannv was also speechless, and said that Tianpeng was such an abnormal bastard, so he had already made a judgment in his heart!

It turned out that Tang Sanzang also had such trust in the canopy, and the master and apprentice were also very united, right?

White Tiger Ridge.

Guanyin instantly changed back to the appearance of the bone spirit, and shouted angrily:

"Son of a bitch!"

"You master and apprentice are simply deceiving people too much."

"and many more!"

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly stopped and said:

"Master, look quickly, we scammed her out in one fell swoop."

"Hahaha! I laughed so hard, how come there are such stupid monsters?"

Sun Wukong also cooperated and said:

"This goblin is so stupid. If she doesn't expose herself like this, I really have no choice but to prove it to Master!"

Tang Sanzang was stunned and said:
"Amitabha, good is good."

"Wukong, what you said, if I don't believe you as a teacher, is it possible that I can't believe my brother?"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
"From Lingshan..."

"From Lingshan..."

This is not.

Zhu Xiaopeng really blew up the mentality of Guanyin and Tathagata.

It was obvious that he was irritating people.

So angry!
Snapped!
In a fit of anger, Guanyin directly photographed Zhu Xiaopeng's whole body into the ground, and when he went up, it was a mess of "bang bang bang"!

Monkey King immediately raised the golden cudgel and hit him.

"Monster, don't be crazy!"

"Eat my grandson..."

Bang!
I saw Guanyin slap backhand with a big backhand, which directly sent Monkey King flying.

"Protect the holy monk!"

Snapped!
Just as the yellow wind monster shouted out, before he could breathe out the samadhi kamikaze, he was blown away by Guanyin's palm.

Just as Monk Sha took out the Demon Subduing Staff, he was greeted by a big slap from Guanyin, and then he flew away too.

Guanyin went crazy at this time.

Walk up a few steps and slap each other.

The black bear, the little white dragon, and the black and white riders couldn't even move, and they were also sent flying by Guanyin.

"Seriously punch!"

A layer of power fluctuated in the surroundings instantly, but Tang Sanzang also stood up and hit Guanyin directly.

Snapped!
Avalokitesvara turned his hands into clouds and covered his hands into rain, and his relatives did not recognize him!
next moment.

Tang Sanzang was knocked to the ground and rolled his eyes.

Guanyin is really happy in her heart!
Slapping a little cutie is simply not too comfortable.

So enjoyable!
then.

The sutra learning team was wiped out, and Avalokitesvara flew away with Tang Sanzang directly.

Learning from disasters is as simple as that.

Bone hole.

After Avalokitesvara grabbed Tang Sanzang and returned, he handed him over to the Bone Demon, found Xuannv and said:

"Next, Sun Wukong and the others came to rescue Tang Sanzang that day, so you can beat them as you like."

Xuan Nu heard the words, nodded slightly and said:

"Ok!"

"Then when can I let them rescue Tang Sanzang when I go to the back?"

Guanyin thought for a while and said:
"It's not in a hurry, after you finish teaching Tianpeng, let me teach him a lesson, and we can let them rescue Tang Sanzang after we vent our anger."

.........

After Avalokitesvara took Tang Sanzang away, Sun Wukong, who was beaten by Avalokitesvara, came back one after another and pulled Zhu Xiaopeng out of the deep pit.

Monk Sha shouted:
"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, master was taken away by monsters."

Everyone looked at Monk Sha angrily, do you still need to say that about that Temeow?
Monk Sha: That's all I have to say!
Sun Wukong said with a depressed face:

"Brother, why is this mortal fairy so terrifying?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said calmly:

"Don't panic, it's not a big problem."

"Brothers, let's go to the Moon Palace to listen to music!"

Crowd: ? ? ?
then.

Zhu Xiaopeng really took them to the Heavenly Court and went to the Moon Palace to listen to the music.

Avalokitesvara, who turned around and came back to observe, became furious all of a sudden, Tang Sanzang was taken away, you bastards really want to go to the Moon Palace to listen to the music?

God bastard!

She hurried after him.

South Gate.

Avalokitesvara arrived first, pretending to have just come out of heaven, met Zhu Xiaopeng and the others, and asked with a strange look:

"Tianpeng, you didn't take Sanzang to the west to learn scriptures, why did you come to heaven again?"

"Why don't you see Tang Sanzang?"

Zhu Xiaopeng felt happy, pretended to be depressed and said:

"Bodhisattva, you don't know. When we arrived at Baihu Ridge, we ran into a silly monster. She teased us again and again, and finally took Master away."

"We came to Heaven, that is to go to the Moon Palace to listen to music."

drop!
"From Guanyin..."

You play wild!

You are the idiot, and your whole family are idiots.

Guanyin cursed in her heart, and said angrily on her face:

"You bastard, Tang Sanzang was captured by monsters, if you don't save Tang Sanzang and take them to the Moon Palace to listen to music, do you still have a conscience?"

"Tianpeng, what do you want to do?"

Zhu Xiaopeng glanced at Guanyin, and said to Monkey King and the others:
"Look, this woman has long hair but short knowledge. We can't beat that monster. We go to the Moon Palace to listen to music and invite everyone to dinner. Of course we need someone to help!"

"Oh, by the way, Bodhisattva, it's just a good time to meet you. I'm planning to ask you to apply for some public expenses. After all, to save Master's dinner, this expense has to be reimbursed!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
drop!
"From Guanyin..."

All of a sudden Guanyin was furious.

can.

How angry Guanyin is, she can't find a reason to refute it, the monster is too powerful to beat, it's so fucking reasonable to come to the Heavenly Court to treat guests to dinner and ask someone to help.

I'll go to your uncle!

Avalokitesvara is a headache.

Seeing that Guanyin was silent, Zhu Xiaopeng said softly:
"We don't want too much, just a thousand golden pills will do. When the time comes, I will ask Lao Sha to issue a ticket. Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible for us to embezzle public funds!"

Guanyin was dumbfounded.

She really didn't know how to answer, how to pick up the conversation.

She was surprised. Isn't there anything to make people happy inside the head of the canopy?
It's always some abnormal routine, it's always something that can kill people, is it natural to be cheap?
"Hurry up!"

Zhu Xiaopeng urged:

"Bodhisattva, hurry up, we have to find someone to treat guests to dinner quickly, and after we have finished eating, we have to rush to save Master, saving people is like putting out a fire, it's urgent!"

He almost died laughing in his heart while talking, his brain is buzzing, right?

Hahahaha!

(End of this chapter)