Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 313 Uncle, Have You Ever Played a Kissing Scene?
Xuannv is numb right now.

Avalokitesvara, Avalokitesvara!
You really don't cry when you see the coffin!

You can't hold the canopy.

She can't do anything about it, originally she came from the lower realm to do disaster, but now that Guanyin is on top, then she's probably... going to rest.

Avalokitesvara may feel that something is not good, and said:
"Xuannu, let me go this time, don't worry! I will teach the canopy a lesson later, and I will definitely leave it to you."

"I... Let's do this later. After we catch Tang Sanzang, when they come to rescue, we will take turns to teach Tianpeng a lesson. After you beat him, come back first and let me beat him. We can definitely teach him to be angry!"

"Ok!"

Xuannv nodded slightly and didn't say anything, anyway...Guanyin, as long as you are happy, don't be broken by my canopy.

White Tiger Ridge.

Zhu Xiaopeng and his party continued on their way.

At this time, Guanyin went to ambush in front of them again.

This time she became a bad old man.

Guanyin was secretly happy, canopy, canopy!Although my old lady knows that you are a pervert, but now I have become an old man in my eighties, how can you still be perverted?
It's finally my turn this time.

Zhu Xiaopeng: Good guy is even more exciting.

Just when Avalokitesvara was about to turn into a dragon head to support her with a cane, she suddenly looked shocked...it was broken.

Jade clean bottle, jade clean bottle.

Oops!

Guanyin slapped her forehead, and she came back to her senses. When she became an old lady, Yu Jingping turned into a crutch, and then the crutch was snatched by the canopy as soon as it came up.

It's really over.

Avalokitesvara really wanted to cry, but the jade bottle was only bought for [-] gold elixirs, and there was only one catastrophe in his hand, it wasn't warm yet!
asshole!

This bastard is too much of a bully.

This wave was Zhu Xiaopeng's fault, it was all because Zhu Xiaopeng bullied her so hard that she forgot about the jade purification bottle.

This wave is Zhu Xiaopeng's fault, it's all because Zhu Xiaopeng snatched her jade bottle for so long that she got used to not having one in her hand.

no way.

Seeing that this group of bastards were coming soon, Guanyin casually changed into a crutch and waited at the foot of the hillside.

But said.

After Zhu Xiaopeng asked Sun Wukong to send Guanyin away, he rode on Xiong and his party continued westward.

He was playing with the curved cane in his hand, and he was very confused, what's going on with Guanyin!Not only appeared for Xuannv, but also sent the jade bottle.

Avalokitesvara is really able to deal with, she really gave away the jade purification bottle!

He didn't notice it at first, but after beating Guanyin's ass with it, he realized what kind of crutch it is. Isn't this the change of the jade bottle?

Now it's all right, Ping Ping is really destined to be with me, and after a few days of losing it, it is back in my hands.

this time.

A group of people saw an old man standing in front of him. The old man couldn't walk up the road, but he was muttering in his mouth.

Wait for one to get closer.

Tang Sanzang said happily in his heart:

"The West is such a blessed place. My husband can't even walk up the highway, but he is still chanting scriptures there!"

Sun Wukong said in a low voice:
"Master, this is still the monster from before."

Ah this?

Tang Sanzang was a little embarrassed, and murmured in his heart. The West is truly a blessed land, this monster can even recite scriptures!
Zhu Xiaopeng hid the jade bottle of Guanyin in his hand and turned it into a crutch, walked up and asked:

"Old officer, where are you going?"

When Guanyin heard this, his heart tightened instantly, no way, no way, you are playing with me again, Shi Canopy?

Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong and the others also looked weird.

She thought for a while and replied:

"Elder, I live here. The old man has only one daughter, and he recruited a son-in-law. This morning, the daughter sent food to the field. It must have been a tiger's mouth. The old wife went out to look for it, but she didn't return."

"I came here to look for the old man. If they die, I will pack up their bones and bury them."

"Ow!"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded slightly and replied:
"So, your daughter and that old wife are both dead, and you are the only one around here?"

Still the familiar taste!
Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Guanyin was stunned and did not dare to answer, old lady you bully, old man you want to bully too?

Zhu Xiaopeng snatched the leading walking stick from her hand, and said in a bad mood:
"You're still thinking about it!"

"If you are alone, you will hand over what you have in your hand without being conscious of it at all. You must force me to snatch you!"

Bang!
After speaking, he kicked directly, and turned Guanyin to it.

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

Zhu Xiaopeng was taken aback, what's going on!Why is there such a little negative emotion, you Guanyin fooled the foreign devils?

honestly.

Not only Avalokitesvara, but even Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and the Jade Emperor Tathagata, the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms, have become familiar with it.

You have used the same routine three times, we have already predicted your operation, do you understand?

Zhu Xiaopeng hastily helped someone up, and said:
"Master, I'm sorry just now. I've been lately! I'm addicted to acting. When I meet someone, I can't help but want to play the bad guy."

"Did it scare you just now?"

Guanyin: ...

My wife is used to it.

often...

When Guanyin said that she was used to it, Zhu Xiaopeng made her stupid by asking her a question.

"Master, have you acted in a kissing scene?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
I played your uncle!
Pooh!
I am playing the role of your uncle now.

Guanyin was also annoyed in her heart, so she simply raised her head and moved her face towards Zhu Xiaopeng. You bastard, come and kiss me again if you have the guts, I have to see if your abnormality has no limit today.

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang are also confused, good guys!Brother, you are really brave, you see, you played with that old man and put yourself in the face.

At this moment, the Immortal Buddha of the Three Realms also stared wide-eyed.

They still don't believe it, can your canopy be abnormal to this extent?

Zhu Xiaopeng was also completely confused by Guanyin's operation.

what's the situation?
I just asked if you have ever acted in a kiss scene, what are you doing here with a big face?
Snapped!
Zhu Xiaopeng slapped him directly.

Guanyin:! ! !
Crowd: ? ? ?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
Son of a bitch.

How dare you hit my mother in the face?

She was really furious, you bastard obviously acted as a pervert, and I cooperated with you, but your jungler just slapped me?

Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang and the others were also dumbfounded.

What the hell!

What is this operation?
Guanyin said angrily:

"You elder is too hateful, why did you hit me?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"Come here and show your face, or let me beat you?"

"you…"

drop!
"From Guanyin..."

Guanyin is almost dying, I have never seen such a lowly person!

It's so meow... Guanyin is a little speechless. You ask me if I have ever acted in a kiss scene. According to the normal routine, shouldn't you act all at once?
You hit me?
(End of this chapter)