Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 310

Zhu Xiaopeng stepped forward quickly and asked:
"Old benefactor, where are you going?"

When Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang heard this, he felt a little deja vu!

Avalokitesvara pretended to be similar and said:
"Elder, I came out to look for my daughter. She didn't come back after sending her food to the field this morning. Presumably she was caught in a tiger's mouth. I'm here to find... If so, take her bones back and bury her!"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he looked at Monkey King in a daze and said:
"Wukong, didn't you say that was a goblin just now?"

Monkey King replied in a low voice:
"That's right! This old woman is still that goblin. What I killed just now was just a fake body, and the ghostly aura is the same, that's right!"

Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Xiaopeng smiled again and asked:
"It's not easy for the old benefactor, so you go out alone?"

When Guanyin heard this, her heart tightened, and she felt that something was wrong, something was wrong!

She nodded weakly.

"Ah!"

Zhu Xiaopeng repeated his old trick, snatching the crutch from her hand, and said angrily:

"You old woman is alone, don't hurry up and hand over all your belongings, bring them here!"

Bang!
After Zhu Xiaopeng finished grabbing the things, he kicked her down and shouted:

"Third, beat me to death..."

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×999"×3
"Tingting..."

Sun Wukong rushed over holding the golden cudgel, and when Zhu Xiaopeng yelled "stop", he stared at him in a daze and asked:
"Brother, what's wrong?"

Zhu Xiaopeng originally thought that this was Xuannv, so he planned to let her proceed to the next scene.

Who would have thought!
This time it was not Xuannv, but Guanyin.

Good guy!
Xuannv is a family, Zhu Xiaopeng has no way to bully her, but this Guanyin is not a family yet, so how can Zhu Xiaopeng let her go so easily?

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Monkey King and said:
"Wait for a while, I was impulsive just now, this old lady is a good person at first glance, I really shouldn't!"

While talking, Zhu Xiaopeng helped Guanyin up, looked up and down at Guanyin, and slapped her on the buttocks, saying:

"The old benefactor was frightened just now?"

"Actually, I was joking with you just now. I just want you to know how unsafe it is for you to go out alone at your age!"

That guy Guanyin is angry.

Bastard, bastard.

How is this different from the routine he played when he met Xuannv just now? Could it be that he is using it on himself just like he did with Xuannv just now?

bah bah bah!
Xuannv has become a young and beautiful girl, and she has become an eighty-year-old lady. This bastard is not a pervert...

ben!

While Guanyin was thinking, Zhu Xiaopeng kissed her wrinkled face directly.

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Three Realms:? ? ?
What the hell!

Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang, their eyes widened for a moment, their faces full of disbelief!
Brother, have you drunk fake wine?
Brother, which studio did you buy the wine from?
Guanyin is also completely stupid, my mother has become an eighty-year-old lady, you bastard can even talk about it, how perverted are you junglers!

Pooh!
Beast!
Guanyin had goosebumps all over her body.

drop!
"From Avalokitesvara...from Avalokitesvara...from Avalokitesvara..."

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but shuddered and said:
"This... this... is there any fairy family who understands the operation of the canopy?"

All the immortals also shook their heads hastily, their faces became weirder than the last, and they said euphemistically:

"Marshal, he really has a good appetite."

"Idols are idols. At first I thought Gangzi was the pinnacle of Marshal, but I didn't expect Gangzi to be just the beginning of Marshal's abnormality!"

"Frankly speaking, even a pervert like me feels out of place with the Marshal..."

"This is okay, I... I suddenly feel that watching Gangzi dance is not unacceptable."

"The eighty-year-old lady was brutally kissed. What is behind all this is the loss of morality, or the distortion of human nature?"

Yaochi.

The Queen Mother and all the fairies were also dumbfounded.

Beast!
Their feelings are very complicated. In the past, they called Tianpeng an asshole, but now they think so!The word "asshole" can no longer be insulted.

This is clearly a pervert!

You can talk about it, talk about your canopy, what else can't you do?

drop!
"From Tathagata..."

"Everyone from Lingshan..."

Lingshan.

The Tathagata group of people were also dumbfounded.

born!
You don't let go of the eighty-year-old lady, you say you are so cruel!
You took advantage of the eighty-year-old lady.

We will kill you monkey.

Tathagata felt something was wrong and said:
"Tell me, what kind of mentality is this canopy to kiss Guanyin? Is it really perverted, or have you noticed the identity of Guanyin?"

Ran Deng looked at Tathagata and said back and forth:
"Is it important whether you have noticed the identity of Guanyin?"

Tathagata's face was a bit complicated and he said:
"So he is really perverted?"

Everyone nodded in unison, this is not really perverted, this is super perverted!

White Tiger Ridge.

The Xuannv on the cloud also looked shocked, the canopy... What happened?
Is there something wrong in my heart, I turned into a little girl and he flirted with her, and Guanyin turned into an eighty-year-old lady, but he also flirted with her?

Could it be that following the scriptures and hanging out with a group of bachelors for a long time, is it crazy?

Xuannv thought about it, and felt that there was a chance in the future, and he had to take advantage of it to recover. This appearance was terrible.

this time.

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"Old benefactor, is it stimulating?"

Guanyin: I stimulate you to play wild!

She is all numb.

"You...you...I am so old, you actually take advantage of me, I can be your grandma."

"What are you doing again?"

According to the original routine, after Zhu Xiaopeng kissed, it was a set of personal groping, and he said solemnly:

"I did it out of good intentions. I played a gangster just now, and now I play a robber. I'll check if you have any money on you, and I'll steal your money!"

Zhu Xiaopeng complained in his heart:
Good guy!
There are no details at all, she has become an old lady in her eighties, but she is still so strong, bad review!You didn't notice such a big detail of drooping?
Guanyin's face flushed instantly.

Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, and the others were shocked. You can imagine that the elder brother turned an eighty-year-old lady into a blush.

Guanyin cursed urgently:

"Bastard!"

"You son of a bitch, how can you be so rude to this old man, who is so old, and you don't even let him go?"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
Her mentality has collapsed. If it wasn't for the example of Xuannv earlier, if Xuannv held back and didn't turn her face, Guanyin would have turned her face long ago.

(End of this chapter)