Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 273

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at it secretly while crossing it, thinking that it's a pity that he didn't sprain his thigh, otherwise this beautiful leg could be played with for hundreds of years at least.

Hi!
Negative emotions on the one hand, legs crossed on the other hand, and more than [-] million negative emotion income in front of it, this is a catastrophe. Your Queen Mother may make a small profit, but I, Zhu Xiaopeng, will definitely not lose money.

Exciting ~!
Lingshan.

drop!
"From Tathagata...from Randeng...from..."

Tathagata and his group were very annoyed.

Asshole!
Your special code is like eating a bear's heart and leopard's guts. You even dare to trade with the Queen Mother. You really don't know how powerful you are. You are really looking for excitement!
Tathagata said coldly:

"This bastard is being unreasonable to the Queen Mother. In this catastrophe, even if Laojun descends to earth, he will not be able to save him."

Everyone was still contributing negative emotions, but when they heard Tathagata's words, they were instantly overjoyed... That's right!
This guy Tianpeng dared to tease the Queen Mother, so... will he be able to live well this time?
Why!He is miserable.

They were happy when the canopy was miserable.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also dumbfounded.

How can I say it?

Everyone really didn't know what to say other than shouting "Niubi".

In addition to being shocked, the Jade Emperor also had joy in his heart!

My good niece and son-in-law, you will be my own son-in-law from today onwards, I will fully support you, help you, and issue you an ultimate mission.

Push her down!

Nether.

Zhu Xiaopeng coiled the Queen Mother's jade-footed calf, poured two drops of water from time to time, and continued coiling!
It seems to be a serious massage therapy, but in fact it is ordinary water, just to make it more exciting.

The Queen Mother gritted her teeth, she was so angry that she was called a Wang!
She has decided.

At the end of this catastrophe, both paws of that bastard Zhu Xiaopeng were chopped off.

After the chopping is finished, a seal will be placed on him so that these hands will not grow out within 500 years.

Only then can you relieve your hatred!

"Pfft..."

Suddenly, the Queen Mother couldn't help laughing.

But he saw that it was Zhu Xiaopeng, curled up on the sole of her foot, scratching her itch.

drop!
"Negative emotions from the Queen Mother +1000. × 1000" "From the Queen Mother, from the Queen Mother, from the Queen Mother..."

The Queen Mother was about to collapse in anger, and scolded directly:

"What are you doing bastard?"

Tang Sanzang and the others turned their heads to look at the Queen Mother when they heard the words, their faces were full of puzzlement!

What happened?

Zhu Xiaopeng said solemnly:

"Hey female Bodhisattva, I cured your foot, why are you still swearing?"

"I let you curse!"

While talking, Zhu Xiaopeng frantically scratched the soles of the Queen Mother's feet with a few fingers.

The queen mother collapsed in an instant.

"Pfft...quick stop... ha... bastard... bastard... don't... stop~"

Tang Sanzang and the others looked a little embarrassed.

I wipe?

Brother, are you molesting good women?
He is a mortal.

You... you actually scratched the soles of your feet to torture others?
You are so perverted!

Lingxiao Palace.

"Hahaha...haha..."

The Jade Emperor smiled happier than the Queen Mother who had her soles scratched, and slapped the table until she couldn't stop laughing.

"This... This is not a catastrophe for the canopy, this is clearly the Queen Mother herself who created a disaster for herself!"

"Hahaha!"

The immortals also felt that this scene was funny.

"Your Majesty, why hasn't the Queen Mother turned her back?"

"That's right! Look at the Marshal, she's gone too far, and she didn't turn her back?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said:

"Turn your face?"

"It's good for her to turn her face. If she turns her face now, doesn't that day Peng have a reason to end this catastrophe early?"

"This is where the Four Sages test their Zen mind, but they haven't even tried their Zen mind. Do you think it's reasonable for them to teach Tianpeng directly?"

The immortals heard the words, thought about it and felt the same way.

After all, the canopy is not a monkey, you can hit a monkey if you want, as long as it is not too much, it is fine, but the canopy is different!

If you have no reason to beat someone violently, they just run away and hide, or maybe this old sixth uncle won't just watch, right?
Nezha asked:
"Your Majesty, if you say that, Tianpeng has already guessed the identity of the Queen Mother?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily:

"Isn't that nonsense?"

"He didn't guess that it was the Queen Mother. Could he shamelessly tease a woman in the wilderness? Although this woman is a bit pretty, do you think Tianpeng is this kind of person?"

Good guy!
Everyone's heart trembled even more.

This is even more awesome.

Guessing the identity of the queen mother, and not knowing the identity of the queen mother, this flirting is completely two feelings!

The former is obviously bold and exciting!

Marshal Niubi ah!
From now on, he will be our idol.

Lingshan.

Tathagata and the others were extremely nervous, Zhu Xiaopeng was too much, they were really afraid that the Queen Mother would turn her back.

Scratching people's soles, is this something people do?
It's so wicked.

What an inappropriate person!
What's more, this person is still the Queen Mother!

They were really worried about Zhu Xiaopeng, afraid that he would be slapped to death by the Queen Mother because he was too cheap.

Good thing…

As a big boss, the Queen Mother had many ways to avoid it. Although she was broken by Zhu Xiaopeng at the beginning, she immediately cut off the senses of her feet.

Zhu Xiaopeng scratched the soles of his feet and found that the Queen Mother's expression was cold, and she asked puzzledly:

"Female Bodhisattva, are you paralyzed?"

"Why don't you smile?"

Bang!
The Queen Mother pretended to raise her foot inadvertently, and kicked Zhu Xiaopeng's face directly. After moving back for a round, she felt pretty good.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my leg is not paralyzed, it's just numb from being scratched by you just now."

Zhu Xiaopeng touched his face speechlessly, this guy!You actually learned how to counter-routine, right?

"Good, good, it seems that I have cured the feet of the female Bodhisattva, so you can walk back directly to the female Bodhisattva, and we will not see you off."

what?
The queen mother was furious when she heard this. You have been molesting my mother for so long, and after taking advantage of her, are you going to forget about it?

You don't even intend to take me home?

Damn!
The Queen Mother hastily begged in a mournful voice:

"Elder, I...my foot is not healed, it's still hurting, so please take me home."

"My house is just ahead, you guys will send me back, I just have to spend the night overnight, and I'm on my way tomorrow morning."

Do you dare to go?
Canopy, you bastard, drive away, see if I will turn my back on you today and take you back and chop you up!
Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Xiaopeng after hearing the words, and asked:
"Brother, are you going here?"

"Hey!"

Zhu Xiaopeng sighed and said:

"In that case, let's give it away! Female Bodhisattva, I'm going to be rude again."

"You... Do you mind if I ask you first?"

The Queen Mother looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said:
"What is the holy monk talking about? If you send me home, what do I mind?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said helplessly:

"You can't walk on your feet yet. If I want to take you back, the two of us will have to share a ride, so there will inevitably be some contact."

"Only if you don't mind, then I can send you back. If you mind, then I have no choice but to continue rubbing your feet and let you go back by yourself."

The queen mother frowned instantly, she knew that the bastard Tianpeng was clearly threatening her.

"Let that monkey carry me!"

"what!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he said in a bad mood:

"You are a little mortal, my elder brother wants to send you off, but you still pick and choose, and my grandson carries you, you... are you worthy?"

Everyday!
My old grandson is Monkey King, do you think I am just kidding with you?

drop!
"From the Queen Mother..."

"From the Queen Mother..."

"From the Queen Mother..."

(End of this chapter)