Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 220 My Father Can't Let You Be My Stepfather

Lingxiao Palace.

Everyone couldn't help but ask:
"Your Majesty, what happened?"

"Why are they here... Bodhisattva's face is so ugly?"

The Jade Emperor said calmly:

"Don't panic, keep watching."

Nether.

Guanyin was extremely angry, and cursed:

"Tianpeng, you bastard, you simply have no sense of shame, you bastard... a disciple... a beast!"

Tathagata also frowned and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, convinced in his heart.

You think it's pretty beautiful, right?

Tathagata said:

"Tianpeng, to be Jin Chanzi's biological father is your own request. I have already agreed to you, but you want Guanyin to be his biological mother, which is inappropriate."

"Things require personal will. If you are willing to be Tang Sanzang's biological father, how can you force Guanyin to be his biological mother?"

Lingxiao Palace.

Everyone was shocked when they heard Tathagata's words.

What the hell!

Tianpeng wants to be Jin Chanzi's father?
This Nima!
What's even more outrageous is that he still wants Guanyin to be Jin Chanzi's mother?

Marshal, Marshal, you really know how to play!

"Cattle!"

All the immortals couldn't help giving their thumbs up.

Nether.

Zhu Xiaopeng said seriously:

"Buddha!"

"As I said just now, I became Jin Chanzi's biological father on a whim, but now that I think about it, I'm an imposing Daluo Jinxian, and I have the skills to fight fiercely. Yin Wenjiao, a mortal woman, can't stop her!" Can you live with me?"

"The result is obvious. Jin Chanzi is not pregnant yet, and Yin Wenjiao got pregnant first. That's why I suggested to the Buddha that if he wants me to be his biological father, he must also let Guanyin be his biological mother!"

cut!
Zhu Xiaopeng was dissatisfied in his heart. You Tathagata has a routine, and I, Zhu Xiaopeng, have an anti-routine and an anti-routine. I dragged Guanyin into the water.

Let's fall into the endless hell and be happy together!
Tathagata was instantly dumbfounded when he heard the words, what the hell!You shameless bastard, are you showing off to me?
Guanyin also blushed in an instant, and she was also ashamed and angry in her heart, a disciple!
What silver language did you speak?
I don't understand a single word of Guanyin.

Mu Zha scratched his head, unable to complain in his heart, the strong men of the three realms look at the marshal!

The atmosphere on the field was a bit awkward.

But in Lingxiao Palace, the atmosphere boiled instantly.

All the immortals had complicated expressions. They couldn't tell what was going on, but they could only say that they admired them!

The male immortals were vaguely ready to move, and they had the urge to learn a skill from Tianpeng, and they ignited.

The female fairies had rosy complexions, and in their hearts, they scolded Zhu Xiaopeng for being shameless, bullshit!

Lord Taiyin has convinced him.

You mean, you are a perpetual motion cow, and you can plow the fields, right?
shameless!
Anyway, whether to talk about it or not, most of you are still envious. Canopy's bravery and this skill are the strongest self-confidence of a man.

Let’s not talk about whether to use it or not, if anyone has this skill, then he will be straight when he goes out!
Yang Jian was very dissatisfied with Daoist Yuding in his heart. Since our three religions have such good exercises, why don't we teach them to disciples?

Could it be that the master looks down on the disciple and thinks that the disciple cannot marry three wives and four concubines?
Real person Yuding said: Do you think there is a possibility that the master also wants to learn the method of fierce fighting?
Saying.

How strong is the method of fierce battle?
One-on-one kills you, one-on-seven makes you gasp.

Here.

The field was quiet for a long time, Tathagata didn't even think to say anything, Zhu Xiaopeng is shameless, such words made him even a monk unable to answer.

Guanyin is even more speechless!
She really hated and was ashamed, because after reading Zhu Xiaopeng's words carefully, wouldn't that mean: Yin Wenjiao can't bear it, but I, Guanyin, can bear it?
You pervert!

Can't you just use the fairy as a metaphor?

You name my Guanyin?

Seeing that the Tathagata was silent, Zhu Xiaopeng continued:
"Buddha, anyway, I'm telling you the truth. After all, I was the one who wanted to be Jin Chanzi's father in a moment of impatience. Now if you really want me to do it, then I will do it!"

"At that time, if a mortal kills someone, it must be your fault!"

Tathagata is speechless!
Originally, his routine was pretty good, and he could strangle Zhu Xiaopeng to death, but Zhu Xiaopeng was too manly, and ordinary people couldn't bear it.

Is this reasonable?

"Rogue!"

Guanyin's face was red and his ears were red, and he scolded angrily:
"You simply don't know shame. Your canopy is also a Daluo Jinxian, and you were once the marshal of the canopy, yet you uttered such filthy words from your mouth."

"Do you still want face?"

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin's little face flushed, and he was happy in his heart, I, Zhu Xiaopeng, didn't take it too seriously!
I saw him with a serious face, criticizing and educating:
"The reincarnation of heaven and earth, yin and yang intercourse, and the love of men and women to pass on the family line is something worthy of honor. How did it come out of your mouth and become a dirty word?"

"How can a Bodhisattva be so narrow-minded?"

"Humph!"

Zhu Xiaopeng said again:
"My canopy can grow as small as a chicken, but a Bodhisattva can't be narrow-minded, you should be broad-minded!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Why can you be small-minded, but I can't be narrow-minded?
Guanyin gritted his teeth and said:
"No reason!"

"Tianpeng, you are simply messing around, unreasonable!"

Tathagata has not spoken, he is thinking in his heart, this wave can't easily take advantage of the canopy bastard, he must be dragged into the water.

Correct!
If you can't let him be Jin Chanzi's father, let him be Tang Sanzang's stepfather.

Tathagata suddenly had an idea, and said:
"Tianpeng, although what you say is reasonable, you can't force her to wish, but... I don't want to see you suffer from Jin Chanzi as a teacher."

"Let me rearrange it for you. This Jin Chanzi's biological father and mother will be implicated in Jin Chanzi's catastrophe. After Yin Wenjiao becomes pregnant, his father will be beaten to death, and his mother will also be occupied for 18 years." all."

"This person can be regarded as Jin Chanzi's stepfather. Next, I can hand over Jie to you, and you can pretend to be this person and impose the second difficulty on Jin Chanzi—several kills after birth!"

Zhu Xiaopeng:? ? ?

He was stunned again for a while.

What the fuck?

Brother, are you serious?

My own father can't do it, so let me be his stepfather?
I just want to have some negative emotions, but you want me to have sex with Jin Chanzi and his parents, okay?

Zhu Xiaopeng said with some pain:

"Buddha, I don't think you need to bother. I'll follow your arrangement and go back to my Gao Laozhuang."

Tathagata hastily waved his hands and said:
"Hey, that can't be done!"

"Since you feel that you have lost face, I will naturally satisfy you and let you plant karma first with Jin Chanzi, and you will have no complaints in your heart later."

"Furthermore, Jin Chanzi is the second most difficult to conceive and kill a few times. The person who caused the trouble was originally appointed to be Guanyin's mount Golden Retriever Roar. Now I will take advantage of you!"

cheap... me?
I really believe your evil.

Zhu Xiaopeng was really convinced, and felt that Tathagata was an old sow wearing bras, one set after another.

It is necessary to pit yourself.

He is happy!
(End of this chapter)